Haiku, you-ku

Glitch Girl · January 05, 2009, 04:12:18 PM

This thread's for haikus
It's five-seven-five form here
Deep thoughts optional

The Phantom Eyebrow · January 05, 2009, 06:08:39 PM

Goodness, haikus eh?
I might try and have a go.
No deep thoughts here though.

Gremlin · January 05, 2009, 08:08:13 PM

Haiku is awesome.
One two three four five six sev...
One two three four five.

bearded · January 05, 2009, 08:57:19 PM

the golden sun glows
spreading morning light over dark
phantom eyebrow posts

the moon paints the lake
with reflections of beauty
glitch girl has poser

a fluffy kitten
play disguises hunter skills
gremlin strikes again!

kkhohoho · January 06, 2009, 12:21:36 AM

Quote from: bearded on January 05, 2009, 08:57:19 PM
the golden sun glows
spreading morning light over dark
phantom eyebrow posts

the moon paints the lake
with reflections of beauty
glitch girl has poser

a fluffy kitten
play disguises hunter skills
gremlin strikes again!

the abyss of hell
consuming every inch of life
bearded needs a shave

bearded · January 06, 2009, 03:22:06 PM

ask drmanbot
how does he use the bathroom?
need can opener?

The Phantom Eyebrow · January 07, 2009, 07:31:18 PM

This is my haiku
There are other ones like it
But this one is mine!

randyripoff · January 07, 2009, 09:03:47 PM

Kill kill kill kill kill
Kill the Phantom Eyebrow dead
Dead dead dead dead dead

The Phantom Eyebrow · January 08, 2009, 11:09:56 PM

That Randy's haiku,
Has a brutal quality.
He kills me that guy!

Gremlin · January 12, 2009, 03:23:42 AM

The Phantom Eyebrow
Has an ironic sense of
Humor. He's dead, though.

kkhohoho · January 12, 2009, 03:51:30 AM

One
is the loneliest number
you can eeeever knooooowww...

Glitch Girl · January 12, 2009, 05:31:42 PM

Sadly, Khohoho
does not get Haiku syntax.
Ten yard penalty!

Alaric · January 12, 2009, 06:30:29 PM

I can't write haikus.
Guess I just don't have the knack.
I wish I could, though.

Glitch Girl · January 13, 2009, 07:40:52 PM

Gremlin · January 13, 2009, 07:46:48 PM

We celebrate our
victory as only nerds
really, truly can.

The Phantom Eyebrow · January 14, 2009, 08:13:18 PM

I'm not a number!
No numeric digit, me.
I am a free man!

The Phantom Eyebrow · January 23, 2009, 06:16:27 PM

Whatever happened...?
No more haikus anymore!
(My Stranglers tribute

)

doctorchallenger · January 25, 2009, 04:27:02 PM

Quote from: The Phantom Eyebrow on January 23, 2009, 06:16:27 PM
Whatever happened...?
No more haikus anymore!
(My Stranglers tribute )

Use of smilely face
Is it in sylable count?
I really don't know

The Phantom Eyebrow · January 31, 2009, 10:28:21 AM

Quote from: doctorchallenger on January 25, 2009, 04:27:02 PM
Quote from: The Phantom Eyebrow on January 23, 2009, 06:16:27 PM
Whatever happened...?
No more haikus anymore!
(My Stranglers tribute )

Use of smilely face
Is it in sylable count?
I really don't know

I say it does not
You use syllables to talk
But none to smile though

Reepicheep · February 14, 2009, 09:55:33 AM

You make noise to smile?
I know I do. Quite Loudly.
Maybe I need help.

Gremlin · February 16, 2009, 04:35:51 AM

Yes you do, it seems.
That thing you think is smiling?
You're doing it wrong.

Reepicheep · February 16, 2009, 10:35:46 AM

I should try again.

Poop. That didn't seem to work.

This is really hard.

Gremlin · February 16, 2009, 11:00:30 AM

Feel your face muscles.
Turn them up at the corners.
Have you got it yet?

Reepicheep · February 16, 2009, 11:26:16 AM

Huh? You mean like this?

Oh my, what an odd feeling.

Oh, no! Its growing!

Alaric · February 16, 2009, 04:43:16 PM

That's... very scary,
The expression on Reep's face.
Smiling doom for all.

Tortuga · February 22, 2009, 09:14:17 PM

Here is my haiku
about how they waste paper
from my college days...

"Haikus waste paper.
Killing trees, just for poems.
Tree killing bastards"

It was printed in
a creative writing book --
centered, size 4 font.

Gremlin · February 23, 2009, 07:46:37 AM

We don't waste paper.
This, Tort, is the internet.
You can't waste data.

Tortuga · February 23, 2009, 06:12:01 PM

That may be true, Grem
But back then, the internet
was just a wee babe.

Reepicheep · February 23, 2009, 06:37:34 PM

I remember when
The internet was powered
By a brown hamster

His name was timmy
and he would run on his wheel
giving us data

Things have improved now
Now we have three hamster wheels
Still one hamster, though.

Gremlin · February 23, 2009, 10:35:58 PM

They're rigged together
Like a Rube Goldberg machine
With gears, belts and ropes.

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