This thread's for haikus
It's five-seven-five form here
Deep thoughts optional
:D
Goodness, haikus eh?
I might try and have a go.
No deep thoughts here though.
Haiku is awesome.
One two three four five six sev...
One two three four five.
the golden sun glows
spreading morning light over dark
phantom eyebrow posts
the moon paints the lake
with reflections of beauty
glitch girl has poser
a fluffy kitten
play disguises hunter skills
gremlin strikes again!
Quote from: bearded on January 05, 2009, 08:57:19 PM
the golden sun glows
spreading morning light over dark
phantom eyebrow posts
the moon paints the lake
with reflections of beauty
glitch girl has poser
a fluffy kitten
play disguises hunter skills
gremlin strikes again!
the abyss of hell
consuming every inch of life
bearded needs a shave
ask drmanbot
how does he use the bathroom?
need can opener?
This is my haiku
There are other ones like it
But this one is mine!
Kill kill kill kill kill
Kill the Phantom Eyebrow dead
Dead dead dead dead dead
That Randy's haiku,
Has a brutal quality.
He kills me that guy!
The Phantom Eyebrow
Has an ironic sense of
Humor. He's dead, though.
One
is the loneliest number
you can eeeever knooooowww...
Sadly, Khohoho
does not get Haiku syntax.
Ten yard penalty!
I can't write haikus.
Guess I just don't have the knack.
I wish I could, though.
(http://stkp.com/getfuzzyhaiku.jpg)
We celebrate our
victory as only nerds
really, truly can.
I'm not a number!
No numeric digit, me.
I am a free man!
Whatever happened...?
No more haikus anymore!
(My Stranglers tribute :D)
Quote from: The Phantom Eyebrow on January 23, 2009, 06:16:27 PM
Whatever happened...?
No more haikus anymore!
(My Stranglers tribute :D)
Use of smilely face
Is it in sylable count?
I really don't know
Quote from: doctorchallenger on January 25, 2009, 04:27:02 PM
Quote from: The Phantom Eyebrow on January 23, 2009, 06:16:27 PM
Whatever happened...?
No more haikus anymore!
(My Stranglers tribute :D)
Use of smilely face
Is it in sylable count?
I really don't know
I say it does not
You use syllables to talk
But none to smile though
You make noise to smile?
I know I do. Quite Loudly.
Maybe I need help.
Yes you do, it seems.
That thing you think is smiling?
You're doing it wrong.
I should try again. :angry:
Poop. That didn't seem to work. <_<
This is really hard. :wacko:
Feel your face muscles.
Turn them up at the corners.
Have you got it yet?
Huh? You mean like this? :)
Oh my, what an odd feeling. :D
Oh, no! Its growing! :thumbup:
That's... very scary,
The expression on Reep's face.
Smiling doom for all.
Here is my haiku
about how they waste paper
from my college days...
"Haikus waste paper.
Killing trees, just for poems.
Tree killing bastards"
It was printed in
a creative writing book --
centered, size 4 font.
We don't waste paper.
This, Tort, is the internet.
You can't waste data.
That may be true, Grem
But back then, the internet
was just a wee babe.
I remember when
The internet was powered
By a brown hamster
His name was timmy
and he would run on his wheel
giving us data
Things have improved now
Now we have three hamster wheels
Still one hamster, though.
They're rigged together
Like a Rube Goldberg machine
With gears, belts and ropes.
So many haikus,
I count thirty six so far
(Not including this...)
Emjaybee has kept,
His nose clean from this so far.
Trends will continue.
-MJB
Haikus are real nice.
But they don't always make sense.
Refridgerator.
I am here at work.
It's too quiet in this thread.
Silence is broken.
I would write one now
A post in the haiku style
I'll do it later
Inadvertantly
It seems I wrote one just now
How fortuituous
Cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese.
Cheese mccheese cheeseness cheesey?
Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese.
FOR I
AM
SPAM!
Quote from: Spam on March 27, 2009, 08:14:39 PM
Cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese.
Cheese mccheese cheeseness cheesey?
Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese.
FOR I
AM
SPAM!
:angry: That's NOT how its done!
Haikus have structured formats
There are rules here man!
Not so fast Eyebrow,
While lines are off here and there
it does work. Mostly.
I counted it up,
'cause I thought it was wrong too.
Can't flog Spam this time.
Quote from: Glitch Girl on March 30, 2009, 03:06:38 PM
Not so fast Eyebrow,
While lines are off here and there
it does work. Mostly.
I counted it up,
'cause I thought it was wrong too.
Can't flog Spam this time.
Are you right this time?
Could Spam have got it right now?
Let's find out, shall we?
Quote from: Spam on March 27, 2009, 08:14:39 PM
Cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese. Cheese
Mccheese cheeseness cheesey?
Cheese. FOR I AM SPAM!
NO! You can't just write seventeen syllables and call it a haiku!
Oh darn you Eyebrow
making me count all those words.
Very sneaky there.
OH SNAP! That was neat.
And rather impressive, too.
I couldn't do that.
if a haiku falls
in forest does anyone
care five seven five?
I am the TECH here
I'm also a MOD here too
I am so confuse
You necroposters.
What is your problem? Really!
(This thread is cool, though.)
Quote from: Gremlin on May 26, 2009, 02:02:29 AM
(This thread is cool, though.)
That it most certainly is
One cool thread, is this!
Over a year gone
by and I feel nostalgic...
Aieee! Zombie thread! :P
I can't believe it
This haiku thread is dormant
I mean, what gives, eh?
Haiku poetry
Is big to the Japanese.
But it does not rhyme.