I...

[The Hitman]

... may be drunk. But I'm not sure. Can anyone help a brother out?

[Reepicheep]

*sighs, grabs car keys and heads to the bar to pick Hitman up*

[vamp]

*throws hitty out the bar window* There. Now you're out. Need anything else?

[Glitch Girl]

Vamp, what are you doing throwing him through the window!

The bar just had those windows repaired,  Geez!  Now who's going to clean up this mess?  Not me I know that.

[Tomato]

Who cares about the windows? Think of how much time that's going to take someone else to clean up all the blood he's getting on the pavement due to those glass cuts.

[Deaths Jester]

Who cares about the windows? Think of how much time that's going to take someone else to clean up all the blood he's getting on the pavement due to those glass cuts.

That's easily seen to..one minute.  *wipes out a phone and makes a call.  In seconds, a small clown car pulls up and divulges ten zombiefied fellows who quickly begin slurping up the blood.*  See, that was easy!

[docdelorean88]

Oh, sure. Just cuz your the comedian of the dead, you think your soooooo cool... Mr. "look at me, i can summon an army of the undead...and breath fire...and tell jokes...and juggle...and serve turkey legs..."

[The Hitman]

Thanks guys, all those fire-breathing clown zombies and broken glass in my bloodstream sobered me right up!

Oh, and *throws vamp out the window... back into the bar*

[As an aside... yes, I was legitimately drunk the night of the post.]

[Reepicheep]

Can you be illegitimately drunk?

[daglob]

Depends on the pedigree of the booze.

[Deaths Jester]

Can you be illegitimately drunk?

I think I'm illegitimately drunk right now!

Oh, sure. Just cuz your the comedian of the dead, you think your soooooo cool... Mr. "look at me, i can summon an army of the undead...and breath fire...and tell jokes...and juggle...and serve turkey legs..."

Whoa...somebody need to see Dr. Phil today!

[Tawodi Osdi]

As you call a guy a necromancer, it goes straight to his head.

[The Hitman]

Who let me back into the bar? That was a bad idea, guys.

[MJB]

I... may be tipsy & on my way to drunk.

[The Hitman]

Good feeling, isn't it?

[MJB]

*throws a shoe @ Hitman*

[Reepicheep]

Good feeling, isn't it?

[Deaths Jester]

As you call a guy a necromancer, it goes straight to his head.

But I'm not an necromancer...me be but a lowly undead drunk!  See the difference?

Good feeling, isn't it?

I don't even want to know what Reep is asking about!  Ewwww!

[The Phantom Eyebrow]

Good feeling, isn't it?

I don't even want to know what Reep is asking about!  Ewwww!

He's clearly referring to Meej's post and that warm, satisfying sense of, well, satisfaction you can only get from giving Hitman a good shoeing.  You mean you've never experienced it?

[Alaric]

Oh, sure. Just cuz your the comedian of the dead, you think your soooooo cool... Mr. "look at me, i can summon an army of the undead...and breath fire...and tell jokes...and juggle...and serve turkey legs..."

I wish I could serve turkey legs...

[Glitch Girl]

That was a typo, he meant "SEVER turkey legs".

[Deaths Jester]

Good feeling, isn't it?

I don't even want to know what Reep is asking about!  Ewwww!

He's clearly referring to Meej's post and that warm, satisfying sense of, well, satisfaction you can only get from giving Hitman a good shoeing.  You mean you've never experienced it?

Alsas, no I've never felt that satifsying sense before...oh woo is me!

[The Hitman]

*wakes up from shoe-induced coma*

Whaaa... where am I?

[vamp]

*Slams hitman through a door* Outside. Again.

[thalaw2]

....gotta be careful not to get too drunk before boarding my flight.  But at the same time I gotta get through 11.5 hours of flying.   What's a man to do?  





EDIT: It feels real good!  I wonder if in Amsterdam if you can lift off before you take off at the airport? 

[docdelorean88]

No, GG...I meant serve turkey legs. Have you ever had his hell fire BBQ sauce! It is to die for...

[JeyNyce]

I maybe drunk....., but I'm strrrrraaaaaight sober! *falls to the ground*

[Deaths Jester]

I maybe drunk....., but I'm strrrrraaaaaight sober! *falls to the ground*

I'm  sorry but being a purveyor and perhaps professional at being drunk, if one falls down while saying their straight sober...they usually aren't!!! I make sure never to say such a thing before falling on the ground!!  *Returns to the heap that he calls a couch*

[The Hitman]

Ooooohhhh, I am feeling pretty good right about now... good times a had by all tonight, I think!

[PreRaphaelite]

Ooooohhhh, I am feeling pretty good right about now... good times a had by all tonight, I think!

Excuse me sir, but it seems your licence to have a 'good time' expired on 29th December. I'm afraid I'm going to have to take you in.

Now, if only I knew where 'out' was to go 'in'...