Hitman Reviews The Movies - NOW WITH PODCASTS!

The Hitman · July 18, 2009, 11:18:04 PM

Hey guys, check it out- I'm an honest-to- goodness Movie Reviewer now!

http://www.majorspoilers.com/archives/19090.htm/#more-19090

I've been hired to write a review each week, so when they go up, I'll post them here for anyone who wants to read them.

Previsionary · July 18, 2009, 11:28:21 PM

Look at you, promoting yourself and everything. You should be ashamed of yourself. Yourself and the shameless promoting you're doing.

In other news, congrats (again) on getting the position. Now I no longer have a reason to scold you for not reviewing something. *sigh* This changes our dynamic greatly.

The Hitman · July 18, 2009, 11:31:12 PM

Heh, and I almost forgot to mention how much help Premv was with this review. Thanks again for pointing silly things like "spelling" and "correct grammer" to me. Thanks, buddy!

murs47 · July 19, 2009, 05:23:34 AM

Yay! Hitman is famous! Please introduce me to Megan Fox, Scarlett Johanson, and most importantly, Catherine Zeta-Jones.

Gremlin · July 19, 2009, 04:57:24 PM

Congrats!

Now we all know your name, MR. DUNHAM! BWAHAHAHA

The Hitman · July 20, 2009, 04:56:51 PM

Oh noes! My secret identiny!

The Hitman · July 24, 2009, 07:27:25 PM

Comic Book: The Movie Review is UP!

http://www.majorspoilers.com/archives/19705.htm/

Help me out... did the first responder razz me for being wrong in my review or not? I'm having a hard time deciding.

Previsionary · July 24, 2009, 08:54:15 PM

I think he/she agreed and disagreed. Us non-reviewers are allowed to do that, Velma! ^^. *returns to little ol' shack*

The Hitman · August 03, 2009, 02:03:55 PM

DVD Review: Comic Book Villains

Good movie, definitely worth a watch.

JeyNyce · August 03, 2009, 04:25:05 PM

So can we call you bad names when we don't agreed with you??? Oh wait we do that anyway

Congrats,

Any benefits? Premieres, special screenings?

The Hitman · August 04, 2009, 05:03:05 PM

Nah, no benefits yet, although I may have convinced my local video store guy into giving me a discount.

The podcast guys are coveringthe first volume of the Tank Girl comics, I decided to throw this together last-minute:

DVD Review: Tank Girl

The Hitman · August 13, 2009, 02:14:43 PM

This week's review is up:

DVD Review: Free Enterprise

Might try to do a second one this week... so I guess watch for that.

The Hitman · August 24, 2009, 01:32:27 PM

Review: RiffTrax LIVE: Plan 9 from Outer Space

Really great show, lots of laughs. Whole lotta fun.

UnkoMan · August 25, 2009, 10:22:04 PM

Hey... I read that Fanboys review by you! Totally randomly finding it on the internet...

Except after reading it I didn't come to the same conclusion you did on it being a good movie.

Still, good job. Way to go! Wotta way to make a buck!

The Hitman · August 28, 2009, 06:59:28 PM

New review just posted:

DVD Review: Meteor Man

Previsionary · August 28, 2009, 07:15:17 PM

Yay, more Hitman reviews... and yet, I'm suddenly reminded that I'm missing a highlighter.

The Hitman · August 28, 2009, 07:41:38 PM

Were there THAT many errors, Premv?

Previsionary · August 28, 2009, 07:58:07 PM

Quote from: The Hitman on August 28, 2009, 07:41:38 PM
Were there THAT many errors, Premv?

...

No, I was just being plastic, man.

The Hitman · August 28, 2009, 08:10:58 PM

I gotcha. Heh heh heh.

The Hitman · September 09, 2009, 04:19:53 PM

Review: Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

I don't know... I just have this feeling that I'm going to get ripped apart for this review, since it's not strictly 'comic book' related...

The Hitman · September 09, 2009, 04:56:40 PM

In fact, I've just been informed that I am at this moment being ripped apart. Well, looks like this is my last review. Thanks for reading them, guys.

Previsionary · September 09, 2009, 07:07:41 PM

Quote from: The Hitman on September 09, 2009, 04:56:40 PM
In fact, I've just been informed that I am at this moment being ripped apart. Well, looks like this is my last review. Thanks for reading them, guys.

Last review? Hitman, say it ain't so!

The Hitman · September 10, 2009, 09:05:54 PM

Well, the long and short of it is, I picked the wrong movie to review, and the Wrath of the Fanboy came down hard. The site moderator spent all yesterday morning deleting flagrant attack messages. He sent me the worst one, and man... I've never been hated on that much before. It was almost funny. I can post it if anyone wants to read it.

But good news! I can still write reviews! I just can't pick the movies i review until further notice.

GhostMachine · September 10, 2009, 09:58:41 PM

Sgt. Pepper is a movie people either seem to love or hate. The musical performances are mostly great (I actually prefer the Aerosmith version of "Come Together" over the Beatles' version, but Alice Cooper is just awful, for instance), but that's about it. The movie's plot sucks.

I haven't seen it in a while, but do the Bee Gees do "A Day In The Life" in the film, or did they cover that later on? Its another Beatles song done by someone else that I prefer over the original.

The Hitman · September 10, 2009, 11:43:30 PM

Yeah, I really liked Aerosmith's cover of "Come Together." And Earth, Wind, & Fire's "Got to Get You into My Life" was spot- on awesome.

I think the Bee Gees covered that song before the movie was made, but don't quote me on that. I know they had a few covers done earlier in their career.

And I guess I should have been more specific... they didn't rip me for the movie, they ripped me because it wasn't a "Comic Book" movie (despite the fact that it was adapted to comic for in Marvel Super-Size Special #7). One guy went as far as to call me "a talentless, worthless, clueless waste of space." Kinda funny, really.

thanoson · September 10, 2009, 11:53:05 PM

Quote from: The Hitman on September 10, 2009, 11:43:30 PM
Yeah, I really liked Aerosmith's cover of "Come Together." And Earth, Wind, & Fire's "Got to Get You into My Life" was spot- on awesome.

I think the Bee Gees covered that song before the movie was made, but don't quote me on that. I know they had a few covers done earlier in their career.

And I guess I should have been more specific... they didn't rip me for the movie, they ripped me because it wasn't a "Comic Book" movie (despite the fact that it was adapted to comic for in Marvel Super-Size Special #7). One guy went as far as to call me "a talentless, worthless, clueless waste of space." Kinda funny, really.

Oh, you actually got my e-mail?

Previsionary · September 11, 2009, 12:41:15 AM

I'm sorry you got a lot of flak, sir Hitman. Tis the way of the internet. People lose their manners and go straight for the jugular; however, I'm curious about what they sent you. I'd like to know how much I'll have to up my game the next time you upset me (in exactly 1 day from now.

)

Gremlin · September 11, 2009, 06:53:48 AM

I would actually like to read the post of the gentleman with too much haterade. If it ain't family friendly you can PM me.

kkhohoho · September 11, 2009, 12:25:29 PM

Quote from: Gremlin on September 11, 2009, 06:53:48 AM
I would actually like to read the post of the gentleman with too much haterade. If it ain't family friendly you can PM me.

I second this.

The Hitman · September 11, 2009, 01:45:08 PM

PMs have been sent, gents. Anyone else curious can get in to it as well.

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