Quote from: Deaths Jester on May 01, 2007, 08:21:13 AM
*proceeds to toss the teddy bear in a chipper, much like that movie Fargo.  Then grabs Raijin and stuffs him after the teddy bear*

"My..my...I be really doin' good now.  Ahyuck!"

...

*grabs a hanger*

Noooo, moooore.... TEDDY BEARS!!

*whacks DJ with it*

FORIAMSPAM!

*beats Spam to death with a treadmill.*

Quote from: Sword on May 02, 2007, 06:29:00 AM
*beats Spam to death with a treadmill.*

*flamethrowers j00*

FORIAMSPAM!

*turns you all into sofas

*beats you all to death with a hyper-cerebral electrolysing rubber duckie which causes hyperkalemia

*whistles to self in the silence

Quote from: Sevenforce on May 02, 2007, 03:35:51 PM
*turns you all into sofas

*beats you all to death with a hyper-cerebral electrolysing rubber duckie which causes hyperkalemia

*whistles to self in the silence

*is happy he was already dead....course isn't happy he's a couch*

"I'm going to get ye Sven!!"

*proceeds to pummel Sven with his sofa cushionness!!!*

*throws in a pokeball*

i choose you raichu!!

Quote from: Raijin on May 14, 2007, 07:48:07 PM
*throws in a pokeball*

i choose you raichu!!

*catches pokeball in mid-throw*

*squeezes hot sauce on pokeball*

*bon-epetite's*

Ya know, after chewing the bad mechanical chipyness of the pokeball, it actually doesn't taste so bad...

FORIAMSPAM!

*kills spam with a large metal pole, and burns his remains to ashes*

BURN!!! BUUUUUURRRRRNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!

Quote from: Tomato on May 19, 2007, 11:49:50 AM
*kills spam with a large metal pole, and burns his remains to ashes*

BURN!!! BUUUUUURRRRRNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!

*once I regenerates, I finds you, and puts in you a closet, all tied up like*

*then when its time, I take you out, and then put you in the trunk of a car*

*I take the car to some sort of dumpster place, and take you out of the trunk*

*from there I have no idea what to do, so I just whack you with a rat-flail and some flying platypus's*

FORIAMSPAM!

*throws another pokeball in mid-air*
i choose you bulbasaur!

Quote from: Raijin on May 20, 2007, 04:17:49 PM
*throws another pokeball in mid-air*
i choose you bulbasaur!

*catches pokeball in mid-air, again*

*throws it back, hoping to whack you in the face*

FORIAMSPAM!

*knocked out*

*walks over and pillages any other pokeballs j00 might have*

*wonders how in the hell sofas is doing all of this :huh: :D

*transports Spam and Raijin to the phantom zone*
* leaves the projector on as he teleport tags it to jupiter*

Quote from: Sevenforce on May 26, 2007, 03:55:24 PM
*wonders how in the hell sofas is doing all of this :huh: :D

*shuffles all sofa-ish over to Sven and commences to suffocate him in DJ's sofa cushiness*

"Ha!!!  See, this is how the 'ell sofas are doing all of this!!!"

Wow... You know, this phantom zone really reminds me of Davey-Jones Locker... All.... Nothingish... Just me and Raijin here, doin' nothing...

.......

Jaaaaaackkk SPPPAAAARRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOWWWWW!