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Started by Uncle Yuan, February 21, 2007, 05:40:06 AM

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Deaths Jester

*produces a exploding jumping bean and shoves it down Kkhohoho's throat*

Spam

*seriously tries to push kkhohoho off of him*

Please don't blow up, please don't blow up, please don't blow up...

FORIAMSPAM!

Mr. Hamrick

Cake or Death?  Cake or Death? 

Baking Spam and Kkhohoho into a cake to bring some death . . .

that works.

Deaths Jester

*mixes alcohol, a bit of fire and some other junk...and shoves it down Mr Hamrick's pants*

HAHA!!  Explodo pants!!

Tomato

*runs in and randomly squashes DJ with a giant teddy bear*

SEVEN!

*runs out of thread again*

Mr. Hamrick

*drinks the alcohol (hey, I was The Whiskey Saint after all) and spews flames at Death Jester*

hmmm

*dumps a truck load of cooked spaghetti noodles on top of Tomato*

Sevenforce

Quote from: Tomato on March 30, 2007, 08:52:18 AM
*runs in and randomly squashes DJ with a giant teddy bear*

SEVEN!

*runs out of thread again*

What?

*is randomly dispatched in a randomly gruesome random fashion. It's very random

Sword

*chains Hamrick and Panther-Gunn to the wall and hits them both with the ultimate nullifier.*
*if theres anything left, soaks their bodies in liquid nitrogen and shatters them*

Panther_Gunn

Quote from: Sword on March 30, 2007, 05:04:19 PM
*chains Hamrick and Panther-Gunn to the wall and hits them both with the ultimate nullifier.*
*if theres anything left, soaks their bodies in liquid nitrogen and shatters them*

*wonders how he got dragged into this  :huh:*

*laughs @ Sword, because he's obviously forgotten that the U-N also takes out the wielder, as well as the target*

*prefers to believe that he's the one that survived, due to order of listing, as well as alphabetical  :P*

Mr. Hamrick

I just write it off that it was "one of my stunt doubles"

lol

The Pwime

*eats Hamrick's head*


*retreats*

Mr. Hamrick

*has his filthy assistants attack Pwime* 

Good thing I bought stock in Hellscorp's cloning services.

Spam

*throws a grenade to where all the filthy assistants are*

*big explody*

*kicks dirt on Hamrick's shoe/boot/bare foot/sandal/shoe/shoe/flip-flop*

...

PWPHNEOWND!!

...

*runs to a dark alley, hoping not to be spotted*

FORIAMSPAM!

Mr. Hamrick

manages to warn a couple of my assistants and then pulls a rocket launcher and fires at SPAM


UnfluffyBunny

I see uber has returned to the fiefdom....

Reepicheep

Quote from: UnfluffyBunny on April 03, 2007, 03:35:44 PM
I see uber has returned to the fiefdom....

*kills everyone lol*

Sword

*is an unfortunate mess of particulate matter due to the Ultimate Nullifier*

BatWing

heroy ra ra

*stabs his own belly*

you've disronor my famury!

it is incredibly rainful

The Pwime

Quote from: Sword on April 03, 2007, 03:57:35 PM
*is an unfortunate mess of particulate matter due to the Ultimate Nullifier*
*slips on a pile of Sword-goo*

Deaths Jester

Quote from: UnfluffyBunny on April 03, 2007, 03:35:44 PM
I see uber has returned to the fiefdom....

I daresay that is not completely true...I'm still squished by a bloody teddy bear...WILL someone get this bloody thing off me!!!!

The Pwime

Quote from: Deaths Jester on April 05, 2007, 08:29:38 AM
Quote from: UnfluffyBunny on April 03, 2007, 03:35:44 PM
I see uber has returned to the fiefdom....

I daresay that is not completely true...I'm still squished by a bloody teddy bear...WILL someone get this bloody thing off me!!!!
*gets the teddy bear off of DJ*

*is isntantly attacked by rabid monkeys as DJ watches on in horror*

The Phantom Eyebrow

Quote from: Sword on April 03, 2007, 03:57:35 PM
*is an unfortunate mess of particulate matter due to the Ultimate Nullifier*

* Inhales the Sword-based cloud of particulate matter... develops a mild cough. *

Quote from: Raijin on April 03, 2007, 04:23:08 PM
*stabs his own belly*
.a loty
.
.
it is incredibly rainful

Heh, I can but imagine...

Uncle Yuan

Quote from: UnfluffyBunny on April 03, 2007, 03:35:44 PM
I see uber has returned to the fiefdom....

When the cat's away . . . .

The Pwime

Quote from: Uncle Yuan on April 05, 2007, 05:50:45 PM
Quote from: UnfluffyBunny on April 03, 2007, 03:35:44 PM
I see uber has returned to the fiefdom....

When the cat's away . . . .
*desperately tries to escape the rabid monkeys (who have laser eyes as of this post), and only ends up bringing the danger to Yuan as well*

Cardmaster

Windex anyone?

Mmmmmmmm.....

-CM

Uncle Yuan

Quote from: The Pwime on April 05, 2007, 07:56:11 PM
Quote from: Uncle Yuan on April 05, 2007, 05:50:45 PM
Quote from: UnfluffyBunny on April 03, 2007, 03:35:44 PM
I see uber has returned to the fiefdom....

When the cat's away . . . .
*desperately tries to escape the rabid monkeys (who have laser eyes as of this post), and only ends up bringing the danger to Yuan as well*

Yuan waves his hand and disappears in a swirl of light leaving Pwime to be riddled with Rabid Monkey Eye Blasts™.

Spam

Hmmmm... Glowy, radioactive letters. *bites some off*

FORIAMSPAM!

The Pwime

*is riddled with Rabid Monkey Eye Blasts™*

Sword

*from somewhere on the astral plain, considers that Rabid Monkey Eye Blasts would make a great band name.*

BatWing


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