help me ow tiobe, you're my only hope

bearded · May 12, 2008, 05:47:21 PM

it's all for you, Damian.

ow_tiobe_sb · May 12, 2008, 08:33:22 PM

"I'm Marshall Flinkman. I'm here to rescue you."

ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Fop o' th' Morning

The Hitman · May 12, 2008, 08:42:59 PM

"I just want to say good luck, we're all counting on you."

th_ehitm_an
The Hitman and a Blatant Ripoff

lmalonsof · May 13, 2008, 02:56:27 AM

"Klaatu varada nikto"

BWPS · May 13, 2008, 08:14:05 AM

"Never give up, trust your instincts"
"Just shoot the dang thing"

The Hitman · May 13, 2008, 11:07:11 AM

"I just want to say good luck, we're all counting on you."

ow_tiobe_sb · May 13, 2008, 11:10:50 AM

"BeardedInLair? I crap bigger than him!" *drops to floor and does one-handed push-ups*

ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Fop o' th' Morning

Spam · May 13, 2008, 02:36:15 PM

LOOK, MY ROFLCOPTER GOES ZZZT ZZZT ZZZT ZZZT!

*FLYS OFF HAHHAROFL*

bearded · May 13, 2008, 05:30:07 PM

reeeborneeers, come out and pla-ay!

kneel before spam!

none shall pass!

(c'mon, someone help me figure out how to set up ezscript freeroam in my plea for help in the mod forum!)

The Hitman · May 13, 2008, 08:09:36 PM

"I just want to say good luck, we're all counting on you."

Spam · May 13, 2008, 08:32:43 PM

all spam and no spam makes spam a spam spam

...

ACHOO!

lmalonsof · May 14, 2008, 12:57:32 AM

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

tommyboy · May 14, 2008, 04:05:04 AM

I have of late, but wherefore I know not, lost all my mirth and indeed it goes so heavily with my disposition that this goodly frame the earth seems to me a sterile promontory; this most excellent canopy the air, look you, this mighty o'rehanging firmament, this majestical roof fretted with golden fire; why, it appeareth nothing to me but a foul and pestilent congregation of vapours. What a piece of work is a man, how noble in reason, how infinite in faculties, how like an angel in apprehension, how like a God! The beauty of the world, paragon of animals; and yet to me, what is this quintessence of dusk. Man delights not me, no, nor women neither, nor women neither.

lmalonsof · May 14, 2008, 07:39:08 AM

"Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue over who killed who"

BWPS · May 14, 2008, 08:42:40 AM

Quote from: lmalonsof on May 14, 2008, 12:57:32 AM
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

MMMMM This IS a tasty burger!

lmalonsof · May 14, 2008, 09:20:34 AM

Ask me your questions, Bridgekeeper, I am not afraid.

The Phantom Eyebrow · May 14, 2008, 12:51:03 PM

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here; this is the war room!

The Hitman · May 14, 2008, 07:52:14 PM

"I just want to say good luck, we're all counting on you."

ow_tiobe_sb · May 14, 2008, 08:08:38 PM

I am an anti-Christ!
I am an anarchist!
Don't know what I want,
but I know how to get it.
I wanna destroy the passerby
'cos I wanna be anarchy!

*destroys thread with his axe and sets fire to his head, Arthur Brown-style*

ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Git Vicious

randyripoff · May 14, 2008, 09:29:40 PM

Quote from: ow_tiobe_sb on May 14, 2008, 08:08:38 PM

I am an anti-Christ!
I am an anarchist!
Don't know what I want,
but I know how to get it.
I wanna destroy the passerby
'cos I wanna be anarchy!

*destroys thread with his axe and sets fire to his head, Arthur Brown-style*

ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Git Vicious

Sledgehammer to the nose!

*hits ow_tiobe_sb in the nose with a sledgehammer....really, really hard*

The Phantom Eyebrow · May 16, 2008, 05:32:04 PM

Duck, I says...

Alaric · May 16, 2008, 08:15:32 PM

Quote from: The Phantom Eyebrow on May 16, 2008, 05:32:04 PM
Duck, I says...

Why a duck?

ow_tiobe_sb · May 16, 2008, 08:20:48 PM

Quote from: Alaric on May 16, 2008, 08:15:32 PM
Why a duck?

Sounds more like a dickfer to me.

ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Fop o' th' Morning

BWPS · May 16, 2008, 11:11:52 PM

Quote from: ow_tiobe_sb on May 16, 2008, 08:20:48 PM
Quote from: Alaric on May 16, 2008, 08:15:32 PM
Why a duck?

Sounds more like a dickfer to me.

ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Fop o' th' Morning

What's that?

Deaths Jester · May 17, 2008, 08:17:12 AM

"Get down and par-tay!" *blasts everyone with his poozi*

Spam · May 17, 2008, 03:09:16 PM

Quote from: Deaths Jester on May 17, 2008, 08:17:12 AM
"Get down and par-tay!" *blasts everyone with his poozi*

What's a poozi? Is it like a duck?

FORIAMSPAM!

ow_tiobe_sb · May 17, 2008, 09:27:19 PM

Quote from: BWPS on May 16, 2008, 11:11:52 PM
What's that?

*clears throat* A dickfer.

ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Fop o' th' Morning

Previsionary · May 17, 2008, 09:43:50 PM

tiobe, there're only so many ways to say this but....you're ridiculous. Get off the stage.

ow_tiobe_sb · May 17, 2008, 10:07:44 PM

Quote from: Previsionary on May 17, 2008, 09:43:50 PM
tiobe, there're only so many ways to say this but....you're ridiculous. Get off the stage.

You've been sharing too many pipes with TUE of late, Prev. I believe you've stolen his "GIN MONKEY" schtick without his permission.

ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Fop o' th' Morning

P.S. Besides, 'tis none of my fault that BWPS messed up his cue.

bearded · May 19, 2008, 06:47:14 AM

i beg your pardon, but were you attempting dialogue with oneself? i really must presume that you were speaking thusly, as myself being the only one present, thereby informing the directive of your elocution.