help me ow tiobe, you're my only hope

[The Phantom Eyebrow]

What's a poozi? Is it like a duck?

No, but you certainly should, once the poozi is unholstered.

[Grendal_71]

If anybody's unholseterin' anythin' around here...it's gonna be me.

What's everybody lookin at?

Yah, I ain't dead.  So what?

[ow_tiobe_sb]

If anybody's unholseterin' anythin' around here...it's gonna be me.

What's everybody lookin at?

Your--ahem--pea-shooter.

ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Fop o' th' Morning

[Grendal_71]

Hey brother, it ain't the size of the shooter, it's the caliber of the legume that counts....an, this ain't no sugar-snap, that's fer sure.

[Spam]

Hey brother, it ain't the size of the shooter, it's the caliber of the legume that counts....an, this ain't no sugar-snap, that's fer sure.

OOOOOOHHHHH...

So YOU'RE a poozi... jeez, I've been trying to figure that one out.

FORIAMSPAM!

[Deaths Jester]

Hey brother, it ain't the size of the shooter, it's the caliber of the legume that counts....an, this ain't no sugar-snap, that's fer sure.

OOOOOOHHHHH...

So YOU'RE a poozi... jeez, I've been trying to figure that one out.

FORIAMSPAM!

Ye still wondering what a Poozi is...oh man.  *Grabs Grendal, aims him at Spam, and fires poo all over Spammy*

There now ye know.

[Grendal_71]

Oh!  Um, sorry about that!  I knew I had too much fiber at breakfast! :tmi

[Spam]

Hey brother, it ain't the size of the shooter, it's the caliber of the legume that counts....an, this ain't no sugar-snap, that's fer sure.

OOOOOOHHHHH...

So YOU'RE a poozi... jeez, I've been trying to figure that one out.

FORIAMSPAM!

Ye still wondering what a Poozi is...oh man.  *Grabs Grendal, aims him at Spam, and fires poo all over Spammy*

There now ye know.

Ooooh, chocolate PUDDING! Not poozi. I gotcha.

FORIAMSPAM!

[Deaths Jester]

Hey brother, it ain't the size of the shooter, it's the caliber of the legume that counts....an, this ain't no sugar-snap, that's fer sure.

OOOOOOHHHHH...

So YOU'RE a poozi... jeez, I've been trying to figure that one out.

FORIAMSPAM!

Ye still wondering what a Poozi is...oh man.  *Grabs Grendal, aims him at Spam, and fires poo all over Spammy*

There now ye know.

Ooooh, chocolate PUDDING! Not poozi. I gotcha.

FORIAMSPAM!

Ummm...that's not pudding Spammy.

[Spam]

Hey brother, it ain't the size of the shooter, it's the caliber of the legume that counts....an, this ain't no sugar-snap, that's fer sure.

OOOOOOHHHHH...

So YOU'RE a poozi... jeez, I've been trying to figure that one out.

FORIAMSPAM!

Ye still wondering what a Poozi is...oh man.  *Grabs Grendal, aims him at Spam, and fires poo all over Spammy*

There now ye know.

Ooooh, chocolate PUDDING! Not poozi. I gotcha.

FORIAMSPAM!

Ummm...that's not pudding Spammy.

Oh...

*shakes erratically*

Nope... still grossed out...

*takes a nice cold shower*

FORIAMSPAM!

[Deaths Jester]

Hey brother, it ain't the size of the shooter, it's the caliber of the legume that counts....an, this ain't no sugar-snap, that's fer sure.

OOOOOOHHHHH...

So YOU'RE a poozi... jeez, I've been trying to figure that one out.

FORIAMSPAM!

Ye still wondering what a Poozi is...oh man.  *Grabs Grendal, aims him at Spam, and fires poo all over Spammy*

There now ye know.

Ooooh, chocolate PUDDING! Not poozi. I gotcha.

FORIAMSPAM!

Ummm...that's not pudding Spammy.

Oh...

*shakes erratically*

Nope... still grossed out...

*takes a nice cold shower*

FORIAMSPAM!

*sneaks over to Spammy's shower water supply hose disconnect it and reconnects it to a septic tank*  Hehehehehehehe!

[Cdub]

Where'd the septic tank come from?

[Spam]

Where'd the septic tank come from?

...

*realizes that he's standing right next to a septic tank*

Conflab you, Spetic Tank Team of America Dispense Force Agency 1-3, located in Dallas, Texas, for making this septic tank attainable right next to where I'm standing! It's like a fricken' fire hydrant, or something!

FORIAMSPAM!

[Grendal_71]

Now what in the world is a "spetic-tank"?....The nature of the septic tank spewing its....um....fermented festering filth like a methane cornucopia is all too plain I'm afraid.

Spammy, you have had a tetanus shot recently...right?  right?

[Spam]

Now what in the world is a "spetic-tank"?....The nature of the septic tank spewing its....um....fermented festering filth like a methane cornucopia is all too plain I'm afraid.

Spammy, you have had a tetanus shot recently...right?  right?

Yes. Why, does that bother you in any way, shape, or form? Are you against people getting medical treatment?  :ph34r:

...

and it was a typo. Deel wif ert.  :P

FORIAMSPAM!

[randyripoff]

*fries Spam and feeds him to Vikings*

*scallops out the eyeballs of the Phantom Eyebrow*

*Using a nailgun, pins Ow_Tiobe_SB's skin to a polar bear*

The popular vote is meaningless!  Bow down to me now!

[MJB]

I think Ow_Tiobe needs to watch his back. The wrath of Randy is near. :shock2:

-MJB

[bearded]

What is the law?  What is the law?  What is the law?

(island of dr moreauaiau)