Caption this!

[Tomato]

Ok, so I've just changed my avatar to a pic I "found" while trying to get some good TDK two-face references (for those not aware, the 3d version is actually modeled on Aaron Eckhart then reduced) I feel as though it just demands a great, comedic caption, but after two days of thinking and consulting with my family and cohorts I'm still not content with anything. I've uploaded it for now as-is, but if anyone has any ideas, I'd appreciate it. Oh, and I think it'd be cool if we captioned other images as well, if anyone wants to post any.

[lmalonsof]

'Better with Gillette'
'My donut!'
'always look at the bright side of life'

[Deaths Jester]

What the?!?!?!  Ye stealing my look!!!  Ye little bugger, I shall slay ye for this.  Oh and here's ye caption:

"I'm not DJ, just a lite version of him!"

[ow_tiobe_sb]

"Right side: makeover; left side: leftovers."

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Phantom Bunburyist and Fop o' th' Morning

[bearded]

"I'm not gonna pay a lot for this muffler!"

[BWPS]

"These pretzels are making me thirsty!"

[Sevenforce]

What happens when: you watch a fart being lit

[The Phantom Eyebrow]

"Be with you in a minute; I'm putting my face on here."

[the_ultimate_evil]

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

[UnfluffyBunny]

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

I was thinking
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SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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