Fun things to hit Randy with

GogglesPizanno · August 24, 2008, 03:00:59 PM

*Hits Randy with a 12 pack of tube socks*

randyripoff · August 24, 2008, 08:27:29 PM

You realize, of course, that every time you hit me you make me stronger, right?

Perhaps you should figure out who you're annoying before formulating a plan of attack.

GogglesPizanno · August 24, 2008, 09:01:15 PM

and your point would be....

*Hits Randy with a wet towel (recently used to clean tinkles the poorly groomed cat)*

Panther_Gunn · August 24, 2008, 09:41:35 PM

Goggles, I think the only thing you could hit Randy with that wouldn't annoy him would be droplets of your blood after you shoved a grenade down your pants.

I'm just sayin'.

Previsionary · August 24, 2008, 09:48:50 PM

Quote from: Panther_Gunn on August 24, 2008, 09:41:35 PM
Goggles, I think the only thing you could hit Randy with that wouldn't annoy him would be droplets of your blood after you shoved a grenade down your pants.

I'm just sayin'.

Sounds painful. NO! Goggles should start his own team of sentai fighters with random giant robot things and call them the "goggle rangers". Only GogglesPizanno and the "goggle" rangers could stop Randy! And they wear goggles...so blood splatter= not a problem.

GogglesPizanno · August 24, 2008, 10:10:50 PM

Good Ideas!!

*Hits Randy with yet to be washed blood soaked pants from said grenade down pants incident*
*Droplets spray Randy like a fine spring mist.... OF BLOOD!*
*(distracts Randy from noticing radio calling in the "goggle rangers")*
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*Captain of the rangers curses Prev for coming up with such a dorky team name*

kkhohoho · August 25, 2008, 01:49:38 PM

(Excerpt from a certain bio: He will kill at the drop of a hat,)

*Throws a hat at Randy. It drops to the ground after the initial impact. Runs away.*

randyripoff · August 25, 2008, 06:42:29 PM

*shoots kkhohoho in the back. draws and quarters him. drops him in a vat of acid. serves him to the SharkMen(TM) for dinner.

kills his dog.*

GogglesPizanno · August 25, 2008, 06:49:23 PM

*Turns kkhohoho's severed limbs into a pair of scary nunchucks...and hits randy with them*

vamp · August 25, 2008, 07:21:39 PM

I'd like to handle this one Randy, if thats okay with you.

*Cuts open Goggles and hangs him by his small intestine*
:D

GogglesPizanno · August 25, 2008, 07:36:59 PM

*throws spleen at Vamp*
*Pauses to formulate untanglement plan*

UnfluffyBunny · August 26, 2008, 02:36:23 AM

*rushes into thread and starts hitting the hanging goggles with a baseball bat, some possibly vital organ falls out*
oooh! there IS candy!!!
*swings some more*

Panther_Gunn · August 26, 2008, 07:53:07 AM

Hate to tell ya Syn, those are teeth, not chicklets.

UnfluffyBunny · August 26, 2008, 09:29:01 AM

oh.....
*sits on the floor staring dissapointedly at a sack he filled with "goodies"*

GogglesPizanno · August 26, 2008, 09:40:29 AM

*Untangles self and slinks away to rework plans (and replace spleen) while traitorous Randy lovers sulk over lack of chicklets*
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*Slinks back to talk to captain of the goggle rangers*
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*Goggle Rangers detonate a nuke killing Vamp and UnfluffyBunny in a fiery ball of death*

The Hitman · August 27, 2008, 08:24:50 AM

*rushes in and smacks self in the face with life- sized cardboard stan- up of
Carol Channing.*

Waitaminute... I did that wrong, didn't I?

UnfluffyBunny · August 27, 2008, 02:48:52 PM

*holds up the blank board of unwritten rules*
"see? right here!
*points absentmindedly*
it's impossible to be killed in someone elses post without prior consent.
that would of course, only count for people... like you and me... well i'm not sure about you... but definately me, and definately not these ranger people....
*swings the board in a wide arc, decapitating the captain of the goggle rangers*
awww, no candy here either

GogglesPizanno · August 27, 2008, 04:06:11 PM

*Dramatically swings in Tarzan style and steals Board from UnfluffyBunny's hands*
*On return swing smashes board over UnfluffyBunny's noggin (El Kabong style!)*
*Lands in dramatic fashion and laughs triumphantly*

BWA HA HA HA...

*Returns to task at hand and hits Randy with a stuffed jackalope purchased from a Santa Fe area Stuckeys*

UnfluffyBunny · August 27, 2008, 05:03:52 PM

*rubs sore head*
*walks over to goggles, and inserts a bunny sized foot into a body cavity never intended to be used as footwear*

Previsionary · August 27, 2008, 05:05:59 PM

good gracious someone's gonna have their foot cut off!

randyripoff · August 27, 2008, 05:10:00 PM

Sigh. Back when I was in control, we had a no violence rule...except for me, of course. Those were good times...

GogglesPizanno · August 27, 2008, 05:46:21 PM

*Hits Randy with old Rulebook*
*For good measure, Hits Randy with the Good Times*

DY-NO-MITE!

Deaths Jester · August 28, 2008, 03:55:02 PM

Quote from: UnfluffyBunny on August 27, 2008, 05:03:52 PM
*rubs sore head*
*walks over to goggles, and inserts a bunny sized foot into a body cavity never intended to be used as footwear*

Ohhh...I wan tto see ye two explain ye sick fetishes to the emergency room personel who has to remove that.

Sevenforce · August 29, 2008, 11:04:09 AM

I am...very confused. And disgusted. :huh:

UnfluffyBunny · August 29, 2008, 03:27:29 PM

*inserts other foot into sven, and walks around with sven / goggles slippers*
I feel the odd need for a fireplace and armchair...

Previsionary · August 29, 2008, 04:07:03 PM

Quote from: UnfluffyBunny on August 29, 2008, 03:27:29 PM
*inserts other foot into sven, and walks around with sven / goggles slippers*
I feel the odd need for a fireplace and armchair...

omgah, you are so infected! I hope you enjoyed your feet as they'll be stuck in someone as lucky charms!

*grabs saw*

UnfluffyBunny · August 29, 2008, 05:28:34 PM

*spotting the saaw begins running in the opposite direction, every step causing a squelchor an "oof", jumping off a small ledge something cracks as he lands*
erm... oops?
*pulls feet out of bodies and runs away from any form of evidence*

GogglesPizanno · August 29, 2008, 05:57:31 PM

FREE!!!!
*picks up sven's still unconscious body and Looks for Randy*

Randy? I call a truce. I promise not to pummel you with Sven's Unconcious body.... Really....

catwhowalksbyhimself · August 30, 2008, 12:52:28 PM

*phases through a nearby wall*

Fortunately cats are superior to humans. And I'm about to prove why.

*hits Randy with a 4 million dollar bribe, and complete plans for a monument to his greatness, to be build by slaves chanting his name in adorement*

Try topping that. I'm now quite safe from any Randy-caused pain.

*Phrases back through the wall before Randy can notice that both the money and plans are forgeries with poor spelling and an abundance of paw prints.*

ow_tiobe_sb · August 30, 2008, 09:49:10 PM

*finally noticing the commotion, and finding himself unable to post in any genre other than rock opera, TPB wails*

♫ Myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy forum should beeeeeeeeeeee a house of peace,
But you have made iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit a den of foooooooooools!
GET OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT! GET OUT! ♪

*and in a more sober, more contemplative vein, he delivers the following musical soliliquy*

♪ My time is almost through--
Little left to do.
After all I've tried for three years--
Seems like thirty...seems like thirty... ♫

ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Fop o' th' Morning