Define yourself in a single Wikipedia article

[captainspud]

Proof by Verbosity

[Sevenforce]

Bounded Rationality

What? It was either that or the wikipedia article on Darwin Awards :rolleyes:

[zuludelta]

Vibhajjavada

(Oops, just realized I might come off as proselytizing by linking to a somewhat religious-themed article, which is not my intent... Vibhajjavada by itself is a secular concept... it basically promotes the use of rational thought and rational analysis as a guide for living a compassionate existence, as opposed to the use of faith and superstition... I just couldn't find an equivalent to it in Western terminology... maybe call it Compassionate Rational Anarchism?).

[ow_tiobe_sb]

Simulacrum.

ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Fop o' th' Morning

[Uncle Yuan]

Perhaps Secular Humanism?

Vibhajjavada

(Oops, just realized I might come off as proselytizing by linking to a somewhat religious-themed article, which is not my intent... Vibhajjavada by itself is a secular concept... it basically promotes the use of rational thought and rational analysis as a guide for living a compassionate existence, as opposed to the use of faith and superstition... I just couldn't find an equivalent to it in Western terminology... maybe call it Compassionate Rational Anarchism?).

[zuludelta]

Perhaps Secular Humanism?

Hey, yeah, the basic tenets sound pretty close.

It's just that I'm not down with many secular humanists'/freethinkers' outright rejection of the metaphysical (I'm using the term in the colloquial sense, and not the formal, philosophic sense). For all my reliance on rational thought and analysis, I guess I still "adhere" to The Four Noble Truths in principle (although I also reject their more superstitious/religious sub-tenets).

[Spam]

Groovy

I tried looking up Awesome, but... well, yeah.

FORIAMSPAM!

[Silver Shocker]

Spastic (Evolution of term in United States)

Specifically this passage:

In American slang, the term "spaz" is inoffensive, most Americans consider it casual slang for clumsiness, sometimes associated from over excitement, excessive energy, or hyperactivity.

[Lunarman]

Proboscii

Indeed

[BlueBard]

Hm, I don't know that any one article will sum it all up, but this probably comes closest:

Nerd

Although this one is probably also very close.

[Camma]

There wasn't a specific artical for Phlegmatic, but it is part of a larger discussion on the theory of humors and temperaments.

[JeyNyce]

Uniqueness Quantification

[BlueBard]

Translation:

JeyNyce => Math Geek

:)

[Placebo]

Placebo

[DetroitBerserker]

Berserker

[Protomorph]

I really wouldn't know how to do that. My personality and interests are so scattered, a single article wouldn't do it. And the entry for Ecelctic isn't specific enough.

[Gremlin]

Cannibalism

[Epimethee]

Dilettante

I really wouldn't know how to do that. My personality and interests are so scattered, a single article wouldn't do it. And the entry for Ecelctic isn't specific enough.

I believe this would fit the bill.

[Protomorph]

Sure, why not? :)