I really hope not.

[BWPS]

Why did Constantinople get the works?

[Glitch Girl]

That's nobody's business but the Turks.

(BONUS CLIP: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_mEctH8e4w&rel=0 )

[MJB]

(Personal Favorite: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsAiCs66l40)

-MJB

[Cardmaster]

My personal favorite?

The sun is a mass of incandescent gas; a gigantic nuclear FURNACE,
where hydrogen's built into helium at a temperature of millions of degreeees!

^_^

[bredon7777]

I think I'm worrying about the wrong things in life.

I was walking down the hall, and passed a profoundly ugly man. "Holy crap," I thought, "that is one profoundly ugly man."

And then I was hit with a momentary pang of worry. "Uh-oh... I hope he can't read minds, cuz that would be really embarassing."

That seriously had me worried for about ten seconds or so.

:blink:

And here's the difference between you and me - for me it's the really hot chicks that I really hope can't read my mind . . .

I once saw a comedian who claimed "Women claim they know what men think.  You don't know what we think. If you actually knew what we were thinking you'd NEVER stop slapping us!"

Too true!