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curiousity kills man

Started by glitter, June 06, 2007, 01:44:34 PM

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glitter

*walks into an alley noticing a box that says take me.* ''Hey... whats this little sucker'' OH NO! stay away you creep! *gets his head bitten off but manages to still yell


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Reepicheep


glitter

Thank you thank you, it was really nothing.

Glitch Girl


Spam

Yes... Boxes nowadays tend to be the scariest mammal in the vorld...

Sorta a scientific fact...

Then again, I could be making this up... :p

FORIAMSPAM!

glitter

seriously, one minute your singing if your happy and you know it then you see the box and you have an urge not to clap your hands.

Sevenforce

Ah, xkcd...lovely. I thought I was the only one, but I shoulda known better. ^_^

On-topic:

A box that says take me? Pfft. Someones been into the Lewis Carroll. Theres a bottle here with drink me on it, should we put it in the box that says take me with the biscuit that says eat me?

Or would that just propound the whole course this thread may take? Decisions, decisions, that must be made on a singularly frustating idiom. Huh. :huh:

glitter

yes, yes do as you please but don't mess with the door that says come in.

Spam

Quote from: glitter on June 08, 2007, 10:27:32 AM
yes, yes do as you please but don't mess with the door that says come in.

Or the black hole that says feed me...

Or the iPod that says listen to me...

Or the book that says read me...

Or the pizza that says eat me...

Or the mime that says beat me...

Or the... person that says... kowabunga?

FORIAMSPAM!

vamp

Quote from: Spam on June 08, 2007, 01:31:52 PM
Quote from: glitter on June 08, 2007, 10:27:32 AM
yes, yes do as you please but don't mess with the door that says come in.

Or the black hole that says feed me...

Or the iPod that says listen to me...

Or the book that says read me...

Or the pizza that says eat me...

Or the mime that says beat me...

Or the... turtle that says... kowabunga?

FORIAMSPAM!

fixed. And your next

Mr. Hamrick

*rolls by in his caddy with one of his personal assistants riding shotgun and wielding a BFG*

Hmm, man and woman kill curiousity in a drive-by!

Kamachi

Driveby with a bfg? Wouldn't that launch the car into dimensions unknown by the recoil alone?

Mr. Hamrick

it was her choice of weapons not mine

Deaths Jester

Quote from: glitter on June 08, 2007, 10:27:32 AM
yes, yes do as you please but don't mess with the door that says come in.

*takes the "Come In" sign off the door and replaces it with a "Don't Panic" sign, then sneaks away*

glitter

*takes a bite of an apple* oops! this said eat me on it! i'm gonna DIE!!! :banghead:

glitter

walks into an empty room that has a sign on the door that says come in. tries to open the door but... but... lets just say it did not end so well. :unsure:

Reepicheep


glitter

hey i am not meant to eat, trust me, i dont taste so good. :P

GGiant

I've never eaten glitter!
*smashes glue on glitter*

ow_tiobe_sb

*doing his best Goldie Hawn impression*

That's the way the pork!

ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Sock-it-to-me Sophisticate

Deaths Jester

*does his best imperssion of some guy from one of Goldie Hawn's first Televison shows*

You bet your dear sweet Bippy!

Panther_Gunn

*Socks It to ow_tiobe*

:gauntlet:

glitter

falls into a hole.......how exciting! <_<