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Community Forums => Randy's Home of the Waffle Gods! => Topic started by: Reepicheep on June 17, 2013, 03:21:38 PM

Title: The handle on the third draw down on the bedside dressing table.
Post by: Reepicheep on June 17, 2013, 03:21:38 PM
Its broken.

What do?
Title: Re: The handle on the third draw down on the bedside dressing table.
Post by: Panther_Gunn on June 17, 2013, 11:34:04 PM
Here's an incomplete list of options:

1.  Turn the knob that opens the secret puzzle box compartment to find the "replacement" handle.

2.  Turn it upside down & set it on fire.

3.  Punt.


Take your pick, or mix-n-match as you see fit.
Title: Re: The handle on the third draw down on the bedside dressing table.
Post by: thalaw2 on June 18, 2013, 01:46:27 PM
buy a new one and next time put your girly magazines under the bed so that you don't wear out the handles on your draws.
Title: Re: The handle on the third draw down on the bedside dressing table.
Post by: Reepicheep on June 18, 2013, 04:08:45 PM
But then how do I stop the under my bed from wearing out too?

Huh?



Think you know it all. You make me sick.
Title: Re: The handle on the third draw down on the bedside dressing table.
Post by: thalaw2 on June 19, 2013, 01:59:37 PM
who cares...the bed is on top of it and no one can see what's going on under there...unless your sleeping on a bunk bed. I'm sure the monsters living under your bed would like you leaving your mags with them anyway.....it's all about peace, bro! 
Title: Re: The handle on the third draw down on the bedside dressing table.
Post by: Deaths Jester on June 19, 2013, 02:07:01 PM
I say you just throw the nudie mags out in the open...I mean, come on, that's what their there for.  Course most people think I'm weird so...meh...

You could always put a lead liner on the bed to keep the under the bed from wearing out...or tell the monsters under the bed to keep the "hanky panky" down to a low roar instead of a massive orgy.  I can't believe I just typed Hanky panky...jeez....so sad.....
Title: Re: The handle on the third draw down on the bedside dressing table.
Post by: Reepicheep on June 20, 2013, 09:15:38 AM
This isn't about where I hide my mags-of-suspicious-content. I have top men (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoy4_h7Pb3M) to do that sort of thing for me.

This is about the handle. Please, consider the handle.
Title: Re: The handle on the third draw down on the bedside dressing table.
Post by: thalaw2 on June 21, 2013, 12:08:59 AM
Indeed it is about handling.
Title: Re: The handle on the third draw down on the bedside dressing table.
Post by: Deaths Jester on June 21, 2013, 02:29:01 PM
Hmmm...couldn't you top men see to your handle?  Or do you want some blonde bimbo to see to it?  *nudge nudge wink wink*
Title: Re: The handle on the third draw down on the bedside dressing table.
Post by: Reepicheep on June 21, 2013, 05:31:20 PM
I can't have my Top Men handling all my sticky situations. I can't have them thinking that I'm a flop who doesn't toughen up when he needs to.

Lets face it, I have to tackle my own handle. Who wants to give me a hand?
Title: Re: The handle on the third draw down on the bedside dressing table.
Post by: Deaths Jester on June 28, 2013, 02:18:01 PM
Quote from: Reepicheep on June 21, 2013, 05:31:20 PM
I can't have my Top Men handling all my sticky situations. I can't have them thinking that I'm a flop who doesn't toughen up when he needs to.

Wait...your top men already know your a flop who isn't tough.  They told me that the other night when they came over to clean up my apartment for me (I keep them on retainer to do little useless things for me ever so often)...so I don't think they'd mind handling your stick situations seeing as they are willing to handle me sticky stuff.

QuoteLets face it, I have to tackle my own handle. Who wants to give me a hand?

I am not touching your handle...keep it to yourself you perv!
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