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Title: Superhero Clickbait
Post by: Glitch Girl on January 19, 2017, 04:57:25 PM
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Just trying out an idea.  Feel free to add.
Title: Re: Superhero Clickbait
Post by: Deaths Jester on January 19, 2017, 07:57:39 PM
Ooooo....but what about Talia Al'Ghul's sex tape with Bruce Wayne? We all know that's out there...
Title: Re: Superhero Clickbait
Post by: thalaw2 on January 20, 2017, 05:20:47 AM
I saw that the Hulk was arrested in Australia for illegal steroids.  It's great that I can buy these same steroids legally in the US to increase my muscle mass.
Title: Re: Superhero Clickbait
Post by: daglob on January 20, 2017, 05:30:40 AM
[Picture of Carol Danvers from Marvel Super Heroes 1968]

You wouldn't believe what she looks like now!
Title: Re: Superhero Clickbait
Post by: HarryTrotter on January 20, 2017, 11:34:18 AM
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Title: Re: Superhero Clickbait
Post by: Reepicheep on January 22, 2017, 02:22:13 PM
News reporter goes into phone booth. What happened next will blow your mind!
Title: Re: Superhero Clickbait
Post by: Glitch Girl on January 23, 2017, 05:33:03 PM
What are they hiding?
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Title: Re: Superhero Clickbait
Post by: daglob on January 23, 2017, 10:35:17 PM
Reminds me of something I saw years ago that would also fit:

Are you a mutant? Take this easy test!
Title: Re: Superhero Clickbait
Post by: Reepicheep on January 24, 2017, 01:06:41 PM
Adults all over the internet are stumped by this riddle given to preschool children. Can you solve it, Batman?
Title: Re: Superhero Clickbait
Post by: Glitch Girl on January 24, 2017, 04:07:27 PM
He thought it was a normal trip to the Gotham Novelty Shop until this happened!

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Title: Re: Superhero Clickbait
Post by: spydermann93 on January 24, 2017, 05:18:36 PM
Spider-Man Killed His Wife HOW?!?
Top 10 reasons to not marry a superhero
Presented by Cracked

Also, I lost it at "does Clark Kent know?". Great joke there, GG!
Title: Re: Superhero Clickbait
Post by: daglob on January 24, 2017, 10:33:27 PM
Quote from: daglob on January 23, 2017, 10:35:17 PM
Reminds me of something I saw years ago that would also fit:

Are you a mutant? Take this easy test!

I just noticed Glitch Girl posted this already. Could have sworn that I read the first post in this thread...
Title: Re: Superhero Clickbait
Post by: Deaths Jester on January 25, 2017, 01:37:00 AM
T'Challa and Storm's divorce papers: You'll be amazed at who got Wakanda!
Title: Re: Superhero Clickbait
Post by: Deaths Jester on January 25, 2017, 01:46:54 AM
Batman photographed cheating on Catwoman with Posion Ivy; claims he was mind controlled. Our experts say otherwise.
Title: Re: Superhero Clickbait
Post by: spydermann93 on January 25, 2017, 01:50:12 AM
Should've copied Robin's idea of rubber lips. For shame...
Title: Re: Superhero Clickbait
Post by: Deaths Jester on January 25, 2017, 01:51:07 AM
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Title: Re: Superhero Clickbait
Post by: Deaths Jester on January 25, 2017, 02:02:13 AM
Defenitive proof the Guardians of Oa are smurfs! You won't believe your eyes!
Title: Re: Superhero Clickbait
Post by: thalaw2 on January 25, 2017, 06:21:34 AM
The secret affair between John Stewart and Barbara Gordon that nobody knew about 
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Title: Re: Superhero Clickbait
Post by: thalaw2 on January 25, 2017, 06:26:15 AM
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Title: Re: Superhero Clickbait
Post by: Glitch Girl on January 25, 2017, 02:33:51 PM
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Title: Re: Superhero Clickbait
Post by: daglob on January 25, 2017, 02:47:29 PM
[Picture of a runty, one-eyed sailor with bulgy forearms]

What secret makes this man a veritable Hercules?
Title: Re: Superhero Clickbait
Post by: Deaths Jester on January 25, 2017, 07:06:58 PM
Ben Parker spotted alive and well, living next door to Elvis in Memphis trailer park!!!
Title: Re: Superhero Clickbait
Post by: daglob on January 25, 2017, 09:01:36 PM
Quote from: Deaths Jester on January 25, 2017, 07:06:58 PM
Ben Parker spotted alive and well, living next door to Elvis in Memphis trailer park!!!

You forgot: Marylin Monroe owns the trailer park.


Now this:

[picture of Barry Allen Flash]
"I came back."

[picture of Superman]
"I came back."

[picture of Batman]
"Get out of my face."

[picture of Hal Jordan Green Lantern]
"I came back."

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Title: Re: Superhero Clickbait
Post by: Deaths Jester on January 25, 2017, 10:31:32 PM
The Secrets to the Batcave and Batman's "secret room" revealed!!!!
Title: Re: Superhero Clickbait
Post by: Deaths Jester on January 25, 2017, 10:31:59 PM
Robin caught fighting crime alone! Could this be the end for the dynamic duo?
Title: Re: Superhero Clickbait
Post by: daglob on January 26, 2017, 01:13:01 AM
Quote from: Deaths Jester on January 25, 2017, 10:31:59 PM
Robin caught fighting crime alone! Could this be the end for the dynamic duo?

"Be here tomorrow; same Bat-time, same Bat-channel."

[picture of a blonde woman in a red cloak holding up an apple]

"This apple holds the secret to a long life."

This one is going into Norse mythology (or "Tales of Asgard").
Title: Re: Superhero Clickbait
Post by: HarryTrotter on January 26, 2017, 06:13:46 AM
Quote from: Deaths Jester on January 25, 2017, 01:37:00 AM
T'Challa and Storm's divorce papers: You'll be amazed at who got Wakanda!
But who got the royal harem and the cure for cancer?
Title: Re: Superhero Clickbait
Post by: daglob on January 27, 2017, 04:06:23 PM
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Title: Re: Superhero Clickbait
Post by: Glitch Girl on January 27, 2017, 04:20:24 PM
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Title: Re: Superhero Clickbait
Post by: Deaths Jester on January 27, 2017, 06:53:00 PM
See what Spiderman revealed that has his fans outraged!!

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Title: Re: Superhero Clickbait
Post by: Deaths Jester on January 27, 2017, 06:54:18 PM
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Title: Re: Superhero Clickbait
Post by: Deaths Jester on January 28, 2017, 02:00:38 AM
Guy Gardner - wig wearer? You won't believe the photos we have!

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Title: Re: Superhero Clickbait
Post by: SickAlice on January 31, 2017, 04:43:16 PM
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Title: Re: Superhero Clickbait
Post by: Deaths Jester on January 31, 2017, 07:56:42 PM
You won't believe what we caught the Riddler reading in public!!!
Title: Re: Superhero Clickbait
Post by: daglob on February 02, 2017, 02:08:09 AM
I Am The Night

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Title: Re: Superhero Clickbait
Post by: Deaths Jester on February 02, 2017, 02:33:14 AM
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Title: Re: Superhero Clickbait
Post by: Glitch Girl on February 02, 2017, 03:28:52 AM
[picture of Gingold soda]
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Title: Re: Superhero Clickbait
Post by: WyldFyre on February 03, 2017, 12:39:25 AM
[Fuzzy picture of time globe and 3 hazy figures]

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Full story inside.
Title: Re: Superhero Clickbait
Post by: daglob on February 03, 2017, 03:15:04 AM
16 easy ways to get super powers

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Title: Re: Superhero Clickbait
Post by: Deaths Jester on February 03, 2017, 03:46:18 AM
Starfire confesses she only dated Robin to get close to Batman! This and more revealed in our exclusive interview!
Title: Re: Superhero Clickbait
Post by: daglob on February 04, 2017, 03:12:54 AM
All you need is these six accessories to the supersuit of your dreams.
Title: Re: Superhero Clickbait
Post by: Ouflah on February 07, 2017, 02:07:39 AM
(http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/marvelcinematicuniverse/images/f/f7/Closed_Eye_of_Agamotto.png/revision/latest?cb=20160411165907)
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Title: Re: Superhero Clickbait
Post by: spydermann93 on February 07, 2017, 02:25:29 AM
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Title: Re: Superhero Clickbait
Post by: Deaths Jester on February 07, 2017, 04:48:12 AM
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Title: Re: Superhero Clickbait
Post by: daglob on February 07, 2017, 05:14:25 AM
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Title: Re: Superhero Clickbait
Post by: SickAlice on February 08, 2017, 11:50:35 PM
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Title: Re: Superhero Clickbait
Post by: daglob on February 09, 2017, 01:20:28 AM
Quote from: SickAlice on February 08, 2017, 11:50:35 PM
Shiklah Hosts The 2017 Monsteropolis Fashion Walk And You Won't Believe What Deadpool ISN'T Wearing!

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Title: Re: Superhero Clickbait
Post by: catwhowalksbyhimself on February 13, 2017, 04:03:16 AM
(Pictures of Wonder Woman and Bwana Beast)

She married who?
Superhero couples the public forgot about.

(Neither Wonder Woman nor Bwana Beast are in the article, as they aren't married.)