When writing for your military "Command and Staff" exam, and dealing with a TRIPLE analysis of Egypt, you manage to work in Vulcans vs. Romulans, AND "the rise and fall of the Centauri Republic" within a 1500 word essay burst....and make it relevant. Someone please stop me before I hurt myself.
^_^
Nice!
Well at last you didn't put in anything about Star Wars or Command and Conquer.
QuoteYou know you're a closet nerd when....
What closet.
;)
Exactly! What closet? We're out there honey! And loving every minute of it!
Quote from: Glitch Girl on February 06, 2013, 04:57:32 PM
QuoteYou know you're a closet nerd when....
What closet.
;)
Ach, you got the best line.
Wait.
We haz closets?
And here I've been leaving all my geekness scattered all over the place.
Not to mention having to keep sniffing it to see if it's fresh.
I got dibs on the hangers!
Nerd Hangers.
Well, in my case it's probably closer "wall-locker" than "closet" nerd. The cammies, high-n-tight, and oo-rah mentality etc are a good screen when needed, but most folks that know me personally know just how nerdy I can be.....no big secrets there, and not something I go to great pains to "hide".
Fortunately, as I march steadily towards middle age with a wife, kids, deployments, and professional success in the plus column, I find that I could give an increasingly large flying flip what some people think of my "nerdly pursuits".
You just have to be able to talk guns-and ammo, football, huntin' fishin, etc as well; which fortunately I can do with equal enthusiasm. I firmly believe in a well-balanced life! :)
Got the day off today, time to go work on my chicken coop a little more. Spring is coming, and I plan to have egg laying pullets this year.
Quote from: Grendal_71 on February 07, 2013, 05:17:13 PM
Spring is coming, and I plan to have egg laying pullets this year.
So you're a nerd
and an
egghead?
Yes. Just one who is also bigger, stronger, faster, and more qual'd on crew served weapons than your average run of the mill nerd/egghead. :)
...and if I finish my sustainable eco-friendly "chicken tractor" coop in time, I can add "chicken wrangler" to my many sordid list of accomplishments.
Quote from: Grendal_71 on February 13, 2013, 11:10:07 AM
Yes. Just one who is also bigger, stronger, faster, and more qual'd on crew served weapons than your average run of the mill nerd/egghead. :)
...and if I finish my sustainable eco-friendly "chicken tractor" coop in time, I can add "chicken wrangler" to my many sordid list of accomplishments.
Okay now your making my list of useless skills/accomplishments look a bit small! Stop it!!
Quote from: Grendal_71 on February 13, 2013, 11:10:07 AM
one who is also bigger, stronger, faster, and more qual'd on crew served weapons than your average run of the mill nerd/egghead.
Sure, but can you wiggle your ears?
;)
I....*sputter*.....um.......*grumble*.......curses! Bluuuuuueeeeeeeebaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrd!
Quote from: BlueBard on February 13, 2013, 09:42:17 PM
Quote from: Grendal_71 on February 13, 2013, 11:10:07 AM
one who is also bigger, stronger, faster, and more qual'd on crew served weapons than your average run of the mill nerd/egghead.
Sure, but can you wiggle your ears?
;)
*picks up a pair of ears and wiggles them in the air*
Ahhh...soemthing I can do that Grendal can!!
Quote from: Deaths Jester on February 15, 2013, 04:09:26 PM
Quote from: BlueBard on February 13, 2013, 09:42:17 PM
Quote from: Grendal_71 on February 13, 2013, 11:10:07 AM
one who is also bigger, stronger, faster, and more qual'd on crew served weapons than your average run of the mill nerd/egghead.
Sure, but can you wiggle your ears?
;)
*picks up a pair of ears and wiggles them in the air*
Ahhh...soemthing I can do that Grendal can!!
Always looking for those loopholes, aren'cha? :P
Quote from: BlueBard on February 18, 2013, 02:07:48 PM
Always looking for those loopholes, aren'cha? :P
Hell yeah! Maybe I should be an undead lawyer! LOL!
Oh DJ, we've both always known there are some things you can do so much better than I.....for example, you can emulate the smell of moldy cottage cheese, decaying fox ear wax, and a decaying skunk composte pile mixed with cheap gin mixed with the scent of desperation SO much better than I....and C'mon, who doesn't want to be the champion of the universe in that regard?....and pal, that's ALL YOU. :)
BTW, the crusty old retired COL thought my comments were humorous in the C&S essays. I did not get crushed. Wasn't too concerned, as I'm probably wearing my terminal rank these days anyhoo, but you never know.
It's so comforting knowing I'm not the only nerdly redneck out there. Those two traits have always appeared to be polar opposites of one another. My particular brand of nerdliness (is that a word?) also has a fair amount of 'computer geek' thrown in as well. I've often thought of coming up with a name for this nerd-geek-redneck-hick combination, but the best I've ever done is 'geekneck'. Not exactly eloquent, but I am sure some others here could have better success.
High tech red neck myself here. Lived in a town called Davie, that has a rodeo arena right behind city hall and has an ordinance that all buildings on the mainstreet must have a country western style theme.
Geeky rednecks are all over the place, you guys just haven't looked around too much...the rare-er species though that I haven't found much of is the undead nerd....very rare species indeed.
difficult for your glasses to fall off your face when your nose has rotted off, eh?