... may be drunk. But I'm not sure. Can anyone help a brother out?
*sighs, grabs car keys and heads to the bar to pick Hitman up*
*throws hitty out the bar window* There. Now you're out. Need anything else?
Vamp, what are you doing throwing him through the window!
The bar just had those windows repaired, Geez! Now who's going to clean up this mess? Not me I know that.
Who cares about the windows? Think of how much time that's going to take someone else to clean up all the blood he's getting on the pavement due to those glass cuts.
Quote from: Tomato on December 02, 2010, 03:50:12 AM
Who cares about the windows? Think of how much time that's going to take someone else to clean up all the blood he's getting on the pavement due to those glass cuts.
That's easily seen to..one minute. *wipes out a phone and makes a call. In seconds, a small clown car pulls up and divulges ten zombiefied fellows who quickly begin slurping up the blood.* See, that was easy!
Oh, sure. Just cuz your the comedian of the dead, you think your soooooo cool... Mr. "look at me, i can summon an army of the undead...and breath fire...and tell jokes...and juggle...and serve turkey legs..."
Thanks guys, all those fire-breathing clown zombies and broken glass in my bloodstream sobered me right up!
Oh, and *throws vamp out the window... back into the bar*
[As an aside... yes, I was legitimately drunk the night of the post.]
Can you be illegitimately drunk?
Depends on the pedigree of the booze.
Quote from: Reepicheep on December 03, 2010, 02:11:34 PM
Can you be illegitimately drunk?
I think I'm illegitimately drunk right now!
Quote from: docdelorean88 on December 02, 2010, 11:14:50 PM
Oh, sure. Just cuz your the comedian of the dead, you think your soooooo cool... Mr. "look at me, i can summon an army of the undead...and breath fire...and tell jokes...and juggle...and serve turkey legs..."
Whoa...somebody need to see Dr. Phil today!
As you call a guy a necromancer, it goes straight to his head.
Who let me back into the bar? That was a bad idea, guys.
I... may be tipsy & on my way to drunk.
Good feeling, isn't it?
*throws a shoe @ Hitman*
Good feeling, isn't it?
Quote from: Tawodi Osdi on December 07, 2010, 01:56:03 AM
As you call a guy a necromancer, it goes straight to his head.
But I'm not an necromancer...me be but a lowly undead drunk! See the difference?
Quote from: Reepicheep on December 08, 2010, 01:42:21 PM
Good feeling, isn't it?
I don't even want to know what Reep is asking about! Ewwww!
Quote from: Deaths Jester on December 08, 2010, 07:44:57 PM
Quote from: Reepicheep on December 08, 2010, 01:42:21 PM
Good feeling, isn't it?
I don't even want to know what Reep is asking about! Ewwww!
He's clearly referring to Meej's post and that warm, satisfying sense of, well, satisfaction you can only get from giving Hitman a good shoeing. You mean you've never experienced it?
Quote from: docdelorean88 on December 02, 2010, 11:14:50 PM
Oh, sure. Just cuz your the comedian of the dead, you think your soooooo cool... Mr. "look at me, i can summon an army of the undead...and breath fire...and tell jokes...and juggle...and serve turkey legs..."
:( I wish
I could serve turkey legs...
That was a typo, he meant "SEVER turkey legs".
Quote from: The Phantom Eyebrow on December 08, 2010, 08:16:13 PM
Quote from: Deaths Jester on December 08, 2010, 07:44:57 PM
Quote from: Reepicheep on December 08, 2010, 01:42:21 PM
Good feeling, isn't it?
I don't even want to know what Reep is asking about! Ewwww!
He's clearly referring to Meej's post and that warm, satisfying sense of, well, satisfaction you can only get from giving Hitman a good shoeing. You mean you've never experienced it?
Alsas, no I've never felt that satifsying sense before...oh woo is me!
*wakes up from shoe-induced coma*
Whaaa... where am I?
*Slams hitman through a door* Outside. Again.
....gotta be careful not to get too drunk before boarding my flight. But at the same time I gotta get through 11.5 hours of flying. What's a man to do?
EDIT: It feels real good! I wonder if in Amsterdam if you can lift off before you take off at the airport?
No, GG...I meant serve turkey legs. Have you ever had his hell fire BBQ sauce! It is to die for...:)
I maybe drunk....., but I'm strrrrraaaaaight sober! *falls to the ground*
Quote from: JeyNyce on August 31, 2011, 05:45:48 AM
I maybe drunk....., but I'm strrrrraaaaaight sober! *falls to the ground*
I'm sorry but being a purveyor and perhaps professional at being drunk, if one falls down while saying their straight sober...they usually aren't!!! I make sure never to say such a thing before falling on the ground!! *Returns to the heap that he calls a couch*
Ooooohhhh, I am feeling pretty good right about now... good times a had by all tonight, I think!
Quote from: The Hitman on December 30, 2011, 08:37:18 AM
Ooooohhhh, I am feeling pretty good right about now... good times a had by all tonight, I think!
Excuse me sir, but it seems your licence to have a 'good time' expired on 29th December. I'm afraid I'm going to have to take you in.
Now, if only I knew where 'out' was to go 'in'...
Quote from: PreRaphaelite on January 03, 2012, 02:55:19 PM
Quote from: The Hitman on December 30, 2011, 08:37:18 AM
Ooooohhhh, I am feeling pretty good right about now... good times a had by all tonight, I think!
Excuse me sir, but it seems your licence to have a 'good time' expired on 29th December. I'm afraid I'm going to have to take you in.
Now, if only I knew where 'out' was to go 'in'...
The out is over there ----->
Then surely the 'in' would be over here? <------ But alas, this seems to be wrong.
Yet if that is 'wrong', then perhaps if I were to find 'right' I could work out where I should go from there?
At least he gets a breath of fresh air, right?
Quote from: Reepicheep on January 03, 2012, 08:36:54 PM
At least he gets a breath of fresh air, right?
Then what would he get if he went left?
In.
Great, we've finally found 'in'. Now... how do we take it to Hitman?
In a wheel barrow?
Quote from: William Carlos Williamsso much depends
upon
a red wheel
barrow
glazed with rain
water
beside the white
chickens.
^_^
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Whirled Braker
Quote from: PreRaphaelite on January 04, 2012, 12:41:46 AM
Great, we've finally found 'in'. Now... how do we take it to Hitman?
Quote from: Deaths Jester on January 05, 2012, 04:12:17 PM
In a wheel barrow?
Except... if we were to take 'it' to Hitman, then what would become of 'in'?
It seems we're doomed to fail
...although 'I' might succeed.
Now if we only had a holocaust cloak...
Quote from: Glitch Girl on January 05, 2012, 06:17:32 PM
Now if we only had a holocaust cloak...
...or a macadamia nut! Wait a tick...There's that macadamia nut! *chews* Nope...something else...
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Whirled Braker
have a glass of whiskey and a girl on my car in the parking lot screaming "C'mon, Mr, take a shot..."
Quote from: Mr. Hamrick on January 05, 2012, 07:46:27 PM
have a glass of whiskey and a girl on my car in the parking lot screaming "C'mon, Mr, take a shot..."
Something Kobe will never have to worry about hearing.
This pony be drinkin' tonight. It's like... My Little Pony : Friendship is... Booze.