... then try my original RPG made in RPG Maker VX! =D I dunno how familiar anyone is with RPG Maker, but it's an extremely versatile and user-friendly tool used to create original RPGs. This one was my first completed game -- I've been working on a sequel sporadically for the past several months -- and I would greatly appreciate feedback if anyone has the time. The download is totally free.
Link: http://rpgmaker.net/games/1135/ (get the RTP-Included version)
Pleez? :P
Okay I'm a little ways in. It's fun so far. A few odd glitches here and there (then again, look who's telling you this ;) ), but so far so good. I'll send you a more detailed impression over PM.