We are Marvel.
Your artistic taste and distinctiveness will be replaced with our own.
Past continuity is irrelevant.
Your money will be assimilated.
Your fan outrage is futile.
We are Project Management.
You will be assimilated on schedule.
Your resources will be added to our own.
Your technological distinctiveness is irrelevant.
Deviation from the project is futile.
We are Toyota.
You will be accelerated.
Braking is futile.
We are Aperture Science.
You will test our innovations.
You will not ask questions.
You will get cake.
I am GLaDOS
I am still alive.
We are drunk.
You will give us all your alcohol.
You will put up with our inane chatter.
You will be thrown up on.
You will have to hold our hair back as we throw up.
You will be hit on if you are a good looking woman, no matter what.
You have to take us home after we pass out!
We are the Bored.
We would assimilate you ... if we cared.
Your television programming will be erased from our TiVo collection.
Entertainment is futile.
We are waiting for Iron-Man 2.
We are Paranoid.
You will be viewed with suspicion.
Your conspiracy theories will be added to our own.
We will wear tinfoil hats to protect ourselves from the government's mind control rays.
Therapy is futile.
We are insane.
We view everything differently than you.
We wear clothing that binds our arms.
We live in nice cozy padded room.
Drugs are pumped into us daily.
Quote from: Deaths Jester on March 30, 2010, 03:26:02 PMWe are drunk. You will give us all your alcohol. You will put up with our inane chatter. You will be thrown up on. You will have to hold our hair back as we throw up. You will be hit on if you are a good looking woman, no matter what. You have to take us home after we pass out!
We are drunkard of Borg, Resultance is floortile.
We are SharkMen(TM).
You will be assassinated.
Resistance is chum.
We... are not... amused.
We are posting for our own amusement.
Our boredom has been added to your own.
Mass appeal is irrelevant.
Rationality is futile.
We are Tech
We make your life easy
By making it complex
The internet is for porn!
We are the world
we are the children
we are the ones who will make a brighter day
so lets start giving...
Quote from: USAgent on April 20, 2010, 10:48:00 AM
We are the world
we are the children
we are the ones who will make a brighter day
so lets start giving...
I've been resisting the temptation to post that ever since this topic started...
We are...?
I am I.
We are not the walrus!
Quote from: Alaric on April 20, 2010, 12:38:22 PM
Quote from: USAgent on April 20, 2010, 10:48:00 AM
We are the world
we are the children
we are the ones who will make a brighter day
so lets start giving...
I've been resisting the temptation to post that ever since this topic started...
Your idea has been assimilated.
Resistance is futile!!!
We are the physics teachers
Voltage (V) is the electric potential energy per unit charge
Current (I) is a measure of the amount of electrical charge transferred per unit time
Resistance is V/I
..are smarter than the average bear.
Your picnic baskets will be assimilated.
We are Medievalists.
Resistance is feudal.
We are Existentialists
Reality will be ignored
We are coming to get you.
somewhere around 7
Then we are going for pizza.
Be warned.
Quote from: Tawodi Osdi on April 24, 2010, 09:18:19 PM
..are smarter than the average bear.
Your picnic baskets will be assimilated.
I am Yogi of Bear.
We are wishing we had thought of that line first! :lol:
We are, we are (We are)... The youth of the nation!
...suffering from ADD.
...suffering from ADD.
...suffering from ADD.
Quote from: Tawodi Osdi on April 27, 2010, 05:13:56 PM
...suffering from ADD.
...suffering from ADD.
...suffering from ADD.
I fixed it, please center your text next time.
We are the very model of a modern Major-General,
We've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
We know the kings of England, and we quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical.
We are the champions, my friends
And we'll keep on fighting till the end!
We are the champions,
We are the champions!
No time for losers
'Cause we are the champions .. of the world!
We are zombies!
We want your brains!
We barely talk!
We are misunderstood by everyone!
Quote from: Glitch Girl on April 27, 2010, 09:42:38 PM
We are the very model of a modern Major-General,
We've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
We know the kings of England, and we quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical.
You know, I suddenly have an urge to watch "The Pirates of Penzance" done by an all-Trek cast.
I want to watch Klingon pirates sing and dance.
... STILL recovering from bad seafood and the resulting dehydration FIVE days later.
I'd rather be assimilated.
...are owners of the night.
We have a receipt.
It cost us $13.45 and a pack of gum.
Will trade for $19.74 and a candy bar.
Running with the night
playing in the shadows
just you and I
Til the morning light....
Quote from: BlueBard on April 30, 2010, 06:03:58 PM
Quote from: Glitch Girl on April 27, 2010, 09:42:38 PM
We are the very model of a modern Major-General,
We've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
We know the kings of England, and we quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical.
You know, I suddenly have an urge to watch "The Pirates of Penzance" done by an all-Trek cast.
I want to watch Klingon pirates sing and dance.
We are thinking that this would still be better than the upcoming Spider-Man musical. ^_^
Quote from: Glitch Girl on June 03, 2010, 04:18:56 PM
Quote from: BlueBard on April 30, 2010, 06:03:58 PM
Quote from: Glitch Girl on April 27, 2010, 09:42:38 PM
We are the very model of a modern Major-General,
We've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
We know the kings of England, and we quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical.
You know, I suddenly have an urge to watch "The Pirates of Penzance" done by an all-Trek cast.
I want to watch Klingon pirates sing and dance.
We are thinking that this would still be better than the upcoming Spider-Man musical. ^_^
We are thinking you haven't properly imagined singing Klingons if you are thinking that...
We are also thinking it might be fairly difficult to translate Gilbert & Sullivan into Klingon.
We are fairly certain the upcoming Spider-Man musical can't get any worse than this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5Pjo0WjBcs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5Pjo0WjBcs)
Quote from: BlueBard on June 03, 2010, 08:05:00 PM
We are fairly certain the upcoming Spider-Man musical can't get any worse than this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5Pjo0WjBcs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5Pjo0WjBcs)
True, but Spider-Girl (Woman) is cute
Quote from: BlueBard on June 03, 2010, 08:05:00 PM
We are fairly certain the upcoming Spider-Man musical can't get any worse than this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5Pjo0WjBcs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5Pjo0WjBcs)
Don't you see? It's a beautiful, insightful metaphor about how Marvel and DC should end their rivalry and grow to love each other. ...And dance a lot, of course.
We are New Power Inc.
And we are teh awesomest