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Title: Has Anyone Seen The Hitman Around?
Post by: The Hitman on March 05, 2010, 05:11:05 PM
(In response to HERE (http://freedomreborn.net/forums/index.php?topic=52413.0) and HERE (http://freedomreborn.net/forums/index.php?topic=52431.0).)

Where'd he go? I have a bone to pick with that guy...
Title: Re: Has Anyone Seen The Hitman Around?
Post by: Reepicheep on March 07, 2010, 10:14:04 AM
I hear he was mysteriously impaled by a coated, white-haired figure with a sword, who thinks he's a talking mouse.
Title: Re: Has Anyone Seen The Hitman Around?
Post by: Alaric on March 07, 2010, 01:13:26 PM
Y'know, now that you mention it, I don't think I've ever actually seen The Hitman. For all I know, he could actually be a sophisticated bot automatically posting here. Or maybe all the posts attributed to "The Hitman" are actually written by committee.
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Post by: bearded on March 07, 2010, 04:16:32 PM
where did that phrase come from?  picking a bone....
Title: Re: Has Anyone Seen The Hitman Around?
Post by: MJB on March 07, 2010, 09:01:08 PM
Quote from: The Hitman on March 05, 2010, 05:11:05 PMWhere'd he go? I have a bone to pick with that guy...

Who's that? Never heard of him.
Title: Re: Has Anyone Seen The Hitman Around?
Post by: BWPS on March 07, 2010, 10:34:09 PM
Maybe someone hired him to put a hit on himself!
Title: Re: Has Anyone Seen The Hitman Around?
Post by: Tawodi Osdi on March 08, 2010, 12:39:10 AM
Hitman?  Didn't he sing funk and disco songs back in the 70's?
Title: Re: Has Anyone Seen The Hitman Around?
Post by: Deaths Jester on March 19, 2010, 03:45:19 PM
An even better question is has anyone seen Death's Jester?  I mean, with the upswing of ghostly life and undead, you'd think he'd be all over the place.
Title: Re: Has Anyone Seen The Hitman Around?
Post by: Tawodi Osdi on March 20, 2010, 04:42:51 AM
I have seen Fear's Clown and Discord's Harlequin, but there are no Death's Jesters here.
Title: Re: Has Anyone Seen The Hitman Around?
Post by: SouperIan on April 06, 2010, 02:50:10 PM
I haven't seen anyone. It's kinda weird.
Title: Re: Has Anyone Seen The Hitman Around?
Post by: Deaths Jester on April 06, 2010, 03:21:53 PM
Quote from: SouperIan on April 06, 2010, 02:50:10 PM
I haven't seen anyone. It's kinda weird.

I know...all these faceless blobs is all I see..course that could just be the shrooms talking.
Title: Re: Has Anyone Seen The Hitman Around?
Post by: Previsionary on April 06, 2010, 04:51:37 PM
Quote from: SouperIan on April 06, 2010, 02:50:10 PM
I haven't seen anyone. It's kinda weird.

Oh... my gah! Ian's returned and he's gone blind! Someone please think of the flying heads that marshmallowize people! SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE FLYING HEADS!  :o
Title: Re: Has Anyone Seen The Hitman Around?
Post by: Tawodi Osdi on April 06, 2010, 05:31:07 PM
Why should I think of the flying heads?  When was the last time they remembered my birthday or sent me a Christmas card?  Never, that's when.  Those inconsiderate flying heads.
Title: Re: Has Anyone Seen The Hitman Around?
Post by: SouperIan on April 06, 2010, 08:28:40 PM
The last time I was around you weren't even here. I generally don't send christmas cards out to complete strangers in the hope that someday we meet. Maybe I should start, could be fun.
Title: Re: Has Anyone Seen The Hitman Around?
Post by: Reepicheep on April 07, 2010, 09:49:34 AM
That doesn't answer the mystery of why I got no christmas card!
Title: Re: Has Anyone Seen The Hitman Around?
Post by: Deaths Jester on April 08, 2010, 05:47:57 PM
You didn't get one becuase Ian has no hands...can't send cards if he has no hands! DUH!!!
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Post by: Reepicheep on April 08, 2010, 11:25:27 PM
And yet he can make a superb risotto.
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