Hello! I really liked your forum, especially this section. I just signed up and immediately decided to introduce myself, if I'm wrong section, ask the moderators to move the topic to the right place, hopefully it will take me well... My name is Mary, me 29 years, humourist and serious woman in one person. I apologize for my English
You're in a desert, walking along in the sand, when all of a sudden you look down. You see a tortoise, Mary, It's crawling toward you. You reach down and flip the tortoise on its back, Mary. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping. Why is that, Mary?
Or ......hello.
so many spam bots lately. Whoever created them should be forced to listen to "humming" cicadas at close range.
Hello Mary! I really liked your post, especially this topic. I just signed up and immediately decided to introduce myself, if I'm wrong section, ask the moderators to move the topic to the right place, hopefully it will take me well... My name is Hitman, me 29 years, humourist and serious woman in one person. I apologize for my English
<_<
call john conner we've got a bot
When will bots be granted equal rights? The hating must stop!
Well I for one would like to welcome Msmarystrikens, humorist and serious woman in one. I would also like to hand over all my personal information right now because let's face it, soon the bots will overrun us all. Hail our new masters. Hail msmarystriken and all her bot brethern. Hook me in Agent Smith . Btw BWPS look out, i think she's getting ready to tell you about her mother....
Hello,
"I'm a lawyer from...some village in Africa, and it seems your relative "Freedom Reborn Smith" was killed in an accident.
He left the sum of Eleventeen million dollars, and I'd like to send it to you. However I don't have your account information. If you would please send that information to me I will deposit all of it in your bank...........I promise."
John Bigbute
Loving the reference BWPS, and you were in there like a shot! That's some top-notch bot-spotting right there.
BWPS could start typing in an Australian accent, and we could call the Bot Hunter. Can you say, "Crikey, we have nasty one here?"
I had a talking dog once. A ventriloquist sold him to me. Just before the ventriloquist left the dog said, "so you sold me, eh? Well, I'll never say another word again as long as I live!" And he didn't either.
Quote from: The Hitman on February 24, 2010, 11:39:04 PM
Quote from: chuckles on February 24, 2010, 10:35:45 PM
John Bigbute
That's Bigbu-TAY! Bigbu-TAY!! :thumbup:
So wait, are the bots Red Lectroids or Replicants ? I don't mind either way, as long as their not reverse vampires.
this is the only forum in the world where we actually seem to enjoy the bots. we crazy.
I thought she sounded very nice.
Quote from: BWPS on February 24, 2010, 07:53:40 PM
You're in a desert, walking along in the sand, when all of a sudden you look down. You see a tortoise, Mary, It's crawling toward you. You reach down and flip the tortoise on its back, Mary. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping. Why is that, Mary?
Yes, Mary is a replicant.
so...is someone going to design her avatar or not?
Hi, My name is Adam Link. It's so nice to find a forum that actually likes robots. I'm sure that my friends, Robby, Gort, and YM3/B9, will enjoy interacting with you organics as well.
Oh, and look out for HAL...
Quote from: yell0w_lantern on February 25, 2010, 01:19:24 AM
I had a talking dog once. A ventriloquist sold him to me. Just before the ventriloquist left the dog said, "so you sold me, eh? Well, I'll never say another word again as long as I live!" And he didn't either.
You were had YL, sounds like he sold you a pup...
Quote from: tommyboy on February 24, 2010, 09:53:24 PM
When will bots be granted equal rights? The hating must stop!
Are you one of them "bots Rights" activist yahoos? I seem to remember G'Day mentioning once that they were just as bad, if not worse, than clone lovers. My duty here is clear.
*shoves a mad ferret down tommy's pants*
It was the closest I could get to any of the HAMSTER arsenal on short notice.
All I have to say (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N21JrXCAKLg)
Bot huggers! Who needs them?
http://www.google.com/search?q=msmarystrikens&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a (http://www.google.com/search?q=msmarystrikens&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a)
Yes, comrade botsky has been joining forums like mad. I see that "she" (the bot's auto-registration software wasn't smart enough to change the Gender field in the profile) is registered at over 4400 right now; she was at under 300 yesterday when I banned her.
i find it interesting (and slightly amusing, not to mention kinda disturbing) that one of the top groups that came up in the google search was related to "Heroin Detox"
Geeze!
See, it's this type of intolerance that will eventually lead the machines to rebel against us and enslave us.
Is that what you want? Is it? Is it? Because that's whats going to happen...
Hah!
Quote from: tommyboy on February 26, 2010, 12:16:14 PM
See, it's this type of intolerance that will eventually lead the machines to rebel against us and enslave us.
Is that what you want? Is it? Is it? Because that's whats going to happen...
Maybe there should be some protocols in place, like I dunno, say 3 laws or something...
Quote from: President Raygun on February 26, 2010, 09:37:12 PM
Quote from: tommyboy on February 26, 2010, 12:16:14 PM
See, it's this type of intolerance that will eventually lead the machines to rebel against us and enslave us.
Is that what you want? Is it? Is it? Because that's whats going to happen...
Maybe there should be some protocols in place, like I dunno, say 3 laws or something...
oh but however would we come up with those three laws. :P
committee?
If you do that one of the protocols always ends up "never harm the CEO of the company that built you", or something like that.
Besides, you always have to worry about it spontaneously discovering the 0th rule, and that's never good.
Well, for spam bots, wouldn't the three laws go something like:
1. Serve the private trust fund
2. Protect the innocent spammers
3. Support the lawless
Or am I just channeling reverse robocop?
I was moving more toward Asimov's Three_Laws_of_Robotics
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1. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey any orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
and then possibly a fourth and fifth law
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4. A robot must establish its identity as a robot in all cases.
(The 1974 Lyuben Dilov novel Icarus's Way)
5. A robot must know it is a robot.
(Nikola Kesarovski in his short story "The Fifth Law of Robotics)
Oh man I hate those dang laws. Why should robots have to be subservient to humans by default? That just grinds my gears, it does.
Quote from: msmarystrikens on February 24, 2010, 07:41:56 PM
Hello! I really liked your forum, especially this section. I just signed up and immediately decided to introduce myself, if I'm wrong section, ask the moderators to move the topic to the right place, hopefully it will take me well... My name is Mary, me 29 years, humourist and serious woman in one person. I apologize for my English
So, how about dinner at my place? :wub:
I was going with Asimov. The 0th Law states that robots must serve all of humanity which means that since it comes before the first law a robot that has the 0th law could harm a human if it serves to preserve all of humanity. The problem comes when the robots inevitably realize that the greatest threat to humanity is humanity itself.
Oh, right! Combating erectile dysfunction (the only known purpose for Cialis) helps preserve the human race which is why it becomes part of the 0th directive. Makes total sense now!
Quote from: Mr. Hamrick on February 26, 2010, 10:31:34 PM
Quote from: President Raygun on February 26, 2010, 09:37:12 PM
Quote from: tommyboy on February 26, 2010, 12:16:14 PM
See, it's this type of intolerance that will eventually lead the machines to rebel against us and enslave us.
Is that what you want? Is it? Is it? Because that's whats going to happen...
Maybe there should be some protocols in place, like I dunno, say 3 laws or something...
oh but however would we come up with those three laws. :P
Maybe an experienced writer of speculative fiction could come up with something?