http://amish-online-dating.com/
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That has to be a joke. Either that or those Amish have a lot of explaining to do.
Here are some of the questions they ask as part of registration:
Eine Blume entlang des graveled Pfads? *
What is the tradition behind the amish beard explain.? *
What would be the perfect amish date? *
How familar are you with lanterns? *
What is your favorite electronic toy device? *
If Jacob Husk is carrying 8 eggs with in his blue trousers, at 5:20 in the morning while jogging at a speed of 12 miles an hour, southwest in sandels, then stops and has a colorful corn conversation with mary jo's sisters, best friends, aunts, daughters, mother... How many eggs would Jacob have eatin? *
Who or What would you expect at an Amish Party in Hollywood, Maryland? *
Yeah, I have NO idea what that's all about. I've been to Amish country but I stayed with the Mennonites. And they have electricity and jeans and everything. And by everything I pretty much mean just that. And cows and stuff.
I don't want to register with a fake account and waste their time, but I also think this must be a joke and I want to see if its even possible to register.
I am offended by your remarks about colorful corn conversations. Corn is nothing to be having colorful conversations about. Corn has a reputation to consider. Now squash, that's different. Squash has no shame.
The amishes are an easy target to insult on the internet.
It does bring to wonder what a 1337 amish would be like.