...met a flamboyant oyster walking briskly down the sidewalk and squelched out a tremorous call, great towers would collapse and seem to illustrate a profound lyrical nostalgia based in card games and mobile phones and dragons. Thus, all happy candy seems to hide from pencils striving for children and identity.
no it isn't.
What is this? Is it written in code or something? It's written in code, I know it is!
* Spends the next, ooh, eight and a half hours trying to decipher the hidden message *
* Head explodes *