Continuing this. (http://freedomreborn.net/archive/index.php?topic=48874.0)
He smiles and she stops crying.
Quote from: Gremlin on December 23, 2008, 05:06:19 AM
Continuing this. (http://freedomreborn.net/archive/index.php?topic=48874.0)
He smiles and she stops crying.
She decides to get the shotgun.
The queen's pregnant! Who's daddy? Elvis!
tie one on, let it loose.
In brightest day, in blackest night,
I'll save the world. Maybe tomorrow.
No evil shall escape my sight
I'll kick your face, butt face.
It wasn't the red wire? Uh-oh.
The end of the road approached.
Finally I will get my answers
"The answer is no." He cried.
I cannot accept that particular answer.
for all who worship evils might,
He never made that mistake again.
I came. I saw. I conquered.
The fools called me mad. MAD!!!
Niether a borrower nor lender be.
Miles hits thirty. Thirty hits back.
I awoke feeling dull and somnolent.
I like cheese. Cheese is good.
I clicked. I read. I posted.
Once, something happened. Then, something else.
It filled my soul with Chagrin.
Annie got her gun..... and sandwich.
He took a drink and forgot.
I wondered how hyphenated words count.
Do not wait until tomorrow, fool.
It ended exactly as it began...
With pickles. Crunchy, tasty, dill pickles.
And a side of french toast.
with a hot cup of coffee
Bah, I don't need a pickle
Just six words told the story!
Only six words are not enough
Or are they? No, they aren't.
Does one really care about it?
All I wanna do is live!
I do not stand a chance.
Oh? A chance at what, exactly?
That be be the finale of...
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Whirled Braker
Quote from: ow_tiobe_sb on July 01, 2010, 02:03:48 PM
That be be the finale of...
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Whirled Braker
That does not make any sense...
In six words, little makes sense.
Quote from: ow_tiobe_sb on July 01, 2010, 02:03:48 PM
That be be the finale of...
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Whirled Braker
Additional signature words seems like cheating!
Because tiobe is a real cheat
Perhaps he should answer his phone.
Quote from: Reepicheep on October 08, 2010, 11:17:41 PM
Perhaps he should answer his phone.
I did: it was yo' momma.
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Whirled Braker
Quote from: ow_tiobe_sb on October 09, 2010, 12:46:52 AM
Quote from: Reepicheep on October 08, 2010, 11:17:41 PM
Perhaps he should answer his phone.
I did: it was yo' momma.
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Whirled Braker
Which proves he's that bloody immature.
(Please, yo' momma jokes...jeez Tiobe how you have fallen!)
Quote from: Deaths Jester on October 12, 2010, 04:02:29 PM
Which proves he's that bloody immature.
(Please, yo' momma jokes...jeez Tiobe how you have fallen!)
Additional parenthetical words seem like cheating.
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Whirled Braker
With brackets, any rules can be (broken)
Thusly, the thread lost its way.
It was lost when it began
No, yo' momma lost her way.
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Whirled Braker
Oo oo oo oo oo, Burn!
Not really that strong a burn.
An unarmed battle of wits began.
Who said there were wits involved?
Wit great power comes great responsibility
Freedom Reborn Versus Ow Tiobe Sb!
Moon Avatar: The Last Bare Ender
Ring the Bell for Viking: Ding-a-Ling!
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Whirled Braker
Yes Tiobe you're definetly a ding-a-ling! :P
"You're" is actually two words!
Quote from: Alaric on October 18, 2010, 04:46:58 PM
"You're" is actually two words!
Leaves it to the vocabulary police
I detect the presence of evil!
Evil? Where is this evil at?
How does this game work again? :unsure:
Make arbitrary rules. Then ignore them.
Xis suoiretsym sdrow- lla delleps sdrawkcab!
Resume so pacific a pose, muser!
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Whirled Braker
The wheels on the bus go...
Up in a blaze of glory!
We should apply these rules globally.
IF only for a few days
Night fell, as did he. End.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v243/ow_tiobe_sb/pointer.png) Film too strapped to afford "The."
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Whirled Braker
monkeys are our new global overlords
The beginning has no end here.
The end had it's beginning here.
Everything that has beginning has end.
Unless it has no real middle
My balogne has a first name...
...said the cannibal before the judge.
.....as he ate his lawyers hand.
His lawyer sued for a million.
He was found in a saucepan.
...where he became an appetising marinade.
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Whirled Braker
Without warning, the game changed.
New Game: Spot the Glitchy Cheater!
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Whirled Braker
I think I saw one there
not a cheater, just a glitch
Aye, very true: plus one point.
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Whirled Braker
Times five carry the four there...
Two plus two equals five, existentially.
but when does 10+10=10?
Surely, mathematical symbols count as words.
Mock me at your own peril!
Please, do not call me pearl.
Missed your chance to quote Airplane?
Don't worry I speak jive, ma'am.
Sorry, Sir, I don't like spam
But spam is very good, yes?
S.P.A.M. is Stuff Posing As Meat.
I brought this post back up
Why did you do that, Jey?
Six hundred and forty two words!
106 by 6 equals what now?
Why will this thread not end?
It goes on and on, friend.
It's the post that never ends
this thread is rigged, i say!
this thread will not ever end
Thread locked.
Juuuuuuuuuuuuust kidding. :D
(runs away)
Thread locked? I don't know sewing.
Maybe we just need a locksmith?
Knock at the door...
It's baaaack.
It's back... and it brought friends.
Going crazy....
Oh wait...
Already there...
Crazy is a state of mind.
Quote from: Tawodi Osdi on January 04, 2012, 04:46:12 AM
Crazy is a state of mind.
Insanity loves the company it keeps!
Boredom keeps me very much insane.
As if anyone here knows sanity!
i know sanity.............
oh.............................
wait...........................
nevermind.................
See...no one understands ture sanity!!!
That's because it does not exist.
Or maybe it does...who knows?
It does, but not on FR.
No sanity does not exist anywhere!
I have proof that sanity exists!!!
Why, of course, tungsten dreary collides!
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Whirled Braker
In five tons of cherry jello
But why not make it six?
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Whirled Braker
Becuase I'm on a lowly diet!
they make diet vodka? who knew?
Yeah, it's commanly called vod ka.
I prefer a cold Dr. Pepper.
Make mine a Diet Dr. Pepper.
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Whirled Braker
Diet is so not worth drinking...
Explain that to my wife please.
No, I stay away from wives
wish i could say the same
Don't get married and it's easy
So... next post goes here then?
No, it goes over there, TPB!
You say TPB, I say TPE...
With a chart made of TP!
Is this topic down the drain?
Edit: Removed posted link. I have no idea how it got there.
I'm only happy when it rains.
I like to make it rain
I don't want your yellow rain.
Quote from: Cyber Burn on February 09, 2013, 12:57:23 AM
I don't want your yellow rain.
It's way better than yellow snow!
Yellow snow? Need a new topic...
How about purple hair 80s bands?
How about Doctor Teeth and Electric Mayhem? <_<
More like Dr Man-Bot eats pie!
Quote from: Grendal_71 on April 06, 2013, 11:03:20 AM
How about Doctor Teeth and Electric Mayhem? <_<
With that many words? Think again.
The wheels on the bus go...
round and round, round and round
Not where I'm from they don't
Is this damn thing still here?
It's got legs, like an insect.
It never, ever, ever stops moving...
Take that, Second Law of Thermodynamics!
For Sale: Planet Earth, a fixer-upper.
(IO9 is doing something similar (http://io9.com/write-some-very-very-short-scifi-for-io9-1458712865), this was my entry)
For sale: The answer to everything