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[thalaw2]

Next to the Breast, LAW2's the Best.

Spreads Straight from the Law2.

For That Deep Down Body Law2.

Go On, Get Your Law2 Out.

It's the Law2 Fizz That Does The Bizz.

Yo Quiero Law2.

Law2 Saves Your Soul.


Not bad...Not bad at all.  All of you remember that last one.... :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

[Raptor]

Here is what I got...

Raptor - Australian for beer. :huh:
Give that man a Raptor.
Ding Dong!  Raptor calling!
Savour the Flavour of Raptor.  :blink:
I'd Walk a Mile for a Raptor.
Doing It Right Before Your Raptor.  :thumbup:

[Spam]

Hands that do dishes can be soft as your Spam.

There's first love, and there's Spam love.

Tough on dirt, gentle on Spam.

More Spam please. (PERFECT!)

Look for the Spam label. (Purty good. ^_^)

Clunk Click, Every Spam. (What?)

Every Spam helps. (It does.)

Recommended by Dr. Spam. (Mwuhahaha!)

Man, this is fun...

FORIAMSPAM!

[The Phantom Eyebrow]

If you go to the site's homepage, there's a whole lot more silly fun to be had:

Including the Shakespeare Quote Generator...
O excellent! I love Phantom Eyebrow better than figs.
Never was a story of more woe Than this of Juliet, and her Phantom Eyebrow.
To be, or not to be: that is the Phantom Eyebrow.


24 Dreaming...
Right now, tutus are plotting to spend all your money on a sharp urinal. My eagle and poster are cast-iron, and tea-strainers that I work with may be adorable.
I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the nicest nasty little sticky thing of my life.


And the Mechanical Contrivium, which came up with a number of interesting items of trivia, including...

If you put a drop of liquor on Phantom Eyebrow, he will go mad and sting himself to death.
Ideally, Phantom Eyebrow should be stored on his side at a temperature of 55 degrees.

Without Freedom Reborn, we would have to pollinate apple trees by hand.
Freedom Reborn has only one weakness - the colour yellow!
The state nickname of Iowa is 'The Freedom Reborn state'.
During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear Freedom Reborn had to pay a special Freedom Reborn tax.
Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are Freedom Reborn.


There's loads more stuff there I've not tried too

[YoungHeros]

To be, or not to be: that is the God Girl.

[Deaths Jester]

I love it!!!  'eres a few that really seemed perfect!

Death's Jester: The Other White Meat.

Because Death's Jester is Complicated Enough.

Don't Leave Home Without Death's Jester.

Obey Your Death's Jester.


and my personal favorite...

There Ain't No Party Like A Death's Jester Party.

And the Shakespeare one that I feel fits the best:

Never was a story of more woe
Than this of Juliet, and her Death's Jester.


And for fun the top 10 things about Death's Jester from Mechanical Contrivium:

Over half of Americans are officially Death's Jester.
While performing her duties as queen, Cleopatra sometimes dressed up as Death's Jester.
The state nickname of Iowa is 'The Death's Jester state'!
You share your birthday with Death's Jester.
You should always open Death's Jester at least an hour before drinking it!
Death's Jester can be seen from space.
Death's Jester can clean its ears with its tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long.
Death's Jester, from the movie of the same name, had green blood.
Britain's Millennium Dome is more than double the size of Death's Jester.
Death's Jesteromancy is the art of telling the future with Death's Jester.

[vamp]

Here are a few I got:

Top Breeders Recommend Vamp. :blink:

Vamp-Lickin' Good. :wacko:

Because So Much Is Riding On Your Vamp. :lol:( I really don't want to know)

Strong and Beautiful, Just Like Vamp.

Marvin the Mountie Always Gets His Vamp.

Does the Hard Vamp for You.  :blink:

my favorite:

This Is The Age Of The Vamp.

Shakespeare quote:

Come not between the Vamp and his wrath.

Mechanical Contrivium

   1. Vamp is the male seed of a flower blossom which has been gathered and treated by bees.
   2. A Vampometer is used to measure Vamp!
   3. All gondolas in Venice must be painted black unless they belong to Vamp.
   4. Czar Paul I banished Vamp to Siberia for marching out of step.
   5. The number one cause of blindness in the United States is Vamp.
   6. Vamp has a memory span of three seconds.
   7. It takes a lobster approximately 7 years to grow to be Vamp.
   8. Vamp can live for up to a week without a head.
   9. Without its lining of Vamp, your stomach would digest itself!
  10. Vamp is the only king without a moustache on the standard pack of cards.

[Cyber Burn]

It's the Bright One, it's the Right One, that's Cyber Burn

I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream for Cyber Burn

Nothin' Says Lovin' Like Cyber Burn from the Oven

Get Back Your 'Ooo' With Cyber Burn

See the Cyber Burn, Feel the Shine

Cyber Burn Not Included