Lacking in Life

kkhohoho · December 01, 2007, 01:47:52 PM

It has occurred to me that the FR forums are currently lacking some of the life they used to have, and if you say it's because of the Holiday Season, I'll fill your shoes with stinkeen badges while you're asleep. Therefore, much of this forum must be dead.

In accordance to this revelation, I am currently building coffins for all who died. Since I do not know every single member on this forum, I am making coffins for everyone in the world. And since I do not know the exact number of people on this planet, I am making 100,000,000 coffins, or at least I was until it occurred to me that there could be life in the universe besides the obvious life on earth, and since I don't know that amount and the universe is very big...well, I've decided to make coffins until the day I die.

If you have died, please contact me so I can give you your coffin.

MJB · December 01, 2007, 01:56:42 PM

I die all the time.

-MJB

randyripoff · December 01, 2007, 08:35:01 PM

*pushes kkhohoho through a table saw, splitting him in twain and ending his philosophical musings*

Gremlin · December 04, 2007, 06:04:51 PM

OOH! Normally that's an 8, but you get a bonus for effective use of the word "twain"! 10!

Sword · December 05, 2007, 07:56:40 AM

I give it a 9.5. He forgot to point the toes. That and I'm still trying to discover the meaning of Randy's word "Spifflicate"

Mr. Hamrick · December 05, 2007, 08:03:14 AM

*decides to see how many of the traps from the Saw movies that KKhohoho and MJB can survive*

kkhohoho · December 05, 2007, 01:41:27 PM

Quote from: Mr. Hamrick on December 05, 2007, 08:03:14 AM
*decides to see how many of the traps from the Saw movies that KKhohoho and MJB can survive*

I survived? I was sure that I saw a bright light at the end of the tunnel...

Panther_Gunn · December 05, 2007, 05:48:40 PM

Quote from: Gremlin on December 04, 2007, 06:04:51 PM
OOH! Normally that's an 8, but you get a bonus for effective use of the word "twain"! 10!

Quote from: Sword on December 05, 2007, 07:56:40 AM
I give it a 9.5. He forgot to point the toes. That and I'm still trying to discover the meaning of Randy's word "Spifflicate"

I only give it a 9, as he got the bonus for "twain", but missed the perfect score by not implementing "grain", for the rhyme.

BWPS · December 06, 2007, 08:28:10 AM

Quote from: Panther_Gunn on December 05, 2007, 05:48:40 PM
Quote from: Gremlin on December 04, 2007, 06:04:51 PM
OOH! Normally that's an 8, but you get a bonus for effective use of the word "twain"! 10!

Quote from: Sword on December 05, 2007, 07:56:40 AM
I give it a 9.5. He forgot to point the toes. That and I'm still trying to discover the meaning of Randy's word "Spifflicate"

I only give it a 9, as he got the bonus for "twain", but missed the perfect score by not implementing "grain", for the rhyme.

An 8.5 from me. He'd easily have gotten the perfect 10 if he could've fit the word "taint" in there.

Sword · December 06, 2007, 02:32:20 PM

And the next poster is the german judge, who throws the whole curve to heck and back.

Reepicheep · December 06, 2007, 02:38:20 PM

*throws his curves to heck like a boomerang*

The Phantom Eyebrow · December 14, 2007, 04:30:39 PM

Yes yes yes. This is all very well, but the only way to properly segragate someone into pieces two is to CLEAVE them in twain.

Nothing else will do.

vamp · December 14, 2007, 06:32:40 PM

*cleaves TPE in twain*
Like this?
*punches TPE in the face*
Answer me when I talk too you!

randyripoff · December 14, 2007, 07:44:15 PM

I'm sorry, but I'm the only one here who gets to cleave, split or punch.

*exposes vamp to sunlight. feeds him garlic. Impales him with a wooden shark*

Deaths Jester · December 15, 2007, 11:22:53 AM

Coffins?!?!?! I ahve no bloody need for a bloody coffin!!!!