Aaaaar vs Hiyah!

[Flying_Fox]

Note, this is not "Who would win in a fight?" (Pirates obviously), it is "Which are cooler?"

[Spam]

I thought we've done this before...

Oh well, time for the same amount of pwnagezorz to pwn out of some... pwning... Moose Ninjas!

FORIAMSPAM!

[UnfluffyBunny]

ninja pirate bunnies

nuff said

[gdaybloke]

Adolescent radioactive black belt hamster pirates.

[Kamachi]

Adolescent radioactive black belt hamster pirates.

Seconded

[Flying_Fox]

Solar-powered killing sheep

[Uncle Yuan]

Anti-matter anarchist thirtysomething sea urchins!

[Spam]

Super deluxe extra amazing anime kittens!

[Reepicheep]

Cowboys.

[vamp]

Cowboys.

If they go to the mountains, I wouldn't follow

[detourne_me]

zombies

[Alaric]

Middle-aged genetically-altered kung fu eggplants!

[Kamachi]

Cowboys.

If they go to the mountains, I wouldn't follow

Is that specifically brokeback, or just mountains in general?

[Rick Battlemage]

Dutch Gouda Cheese  :thumbup:

[Glitch Girl]

Imature Radioactive Samurai Slugs.

(and a no-prize to whoever recognizes the reference)

[BlueBard]

Both Pirates and Ninjas are cool, but in very different ways... it's like comparing apples and oranges, or Coca-Cola and milk, or Abbot and Costello.

They have their similarities, of course.  Both tend to carry sharp implements.  Both fight for a living.  But they are far more different than alike.

Pirates, of course, have the whole 'Talk like a Pirate Day' thing.  They wear lots of gold and bright, loose-fitting clothing... not unlike what you might find on the streets of Miami in the summertime.  They're flamboyant and in-your-face.  They have buried treasure.  They have talking parrots.  They have eyepatches.  They have Jolly Rogers.  They have songs.  They host kids' shows.

Now Ninjas are heard of, but unseen.  Unless you want to count the ninja-wannabes, but they don't count.  They have the mystique factor that pirates don't have, 'cuz pirates are pretty visible and straightforward except for the whole buried treasure thing.  You don't see a ninja until it's too late, most of the time.  Ninjas are said to be able to turn invisible and walk through walls, which is pretty cool but probably legendary.  Ninjas also have mutant turtles amongst their ranks, which is also cool; Pirates don't have anything like that.  But ninjas don't have songs or talking parrots or buried treasure, so we must deduct coolness points for that.

[BatWing]

naruto vs luffy?
naruto wins the battle

[The Hitman]

Robotic Chuck Norris for the win.

Imature Radioactive Samurai Slugs.

(and a no-prize to whoever recognizes the reference)

Whoo Tiny Toons!