now calling for Dadaism

[ow_tiobe_sb]

Bun, Whackett, Buzzard, Stubble and Boot.

...

..

.

ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and The Prat in the Hat

[Spam]

*pukes up Sven*

...

*again*

*makes sure Sven won't puke him up*

...

*again*

Let's all go back through time!

*untimesies t3h threadage*

*pukes up clock*

FORIAMSPAM!

[The Phantom Eyebrow]

 :o  Puking, farting, eating rancid meat... what do you call this act?

[Spam]

I call it...

[spoiler]PERSONISPUKEARTICATIONATORYNESS!!![/spoiler]

Now, I'd like to buy a vowel, please...

FORIAMSPAM!

[ow_tiobe_sb]

I call it...

PERSONISPUKEARTICATIONATORYNESS!!!

FORIAMSPAM!

Sorry.  I don't speak Gumby.  :blink:









SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNN!!!

*strikes a windmill and violently dismounts onto his back*

ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and The Prat in the Hat

[Spam]

Oh yeah? Well...

Um...

Uh...

Well, yo mama was so fat and hungry, that she thought that Sea-World was an All-You-Can-Eat!

SSSSSPPPPOOOORRRRKKKKK!!

*wrestles a pig*

*pukes up Wal-Mart*

FORIAMSPAM!

[Alaric]

Now, I'd like to buy a vowel, please...

Sorry, I'm not for sale.

[Spam]

Vowel?

*untimesies thread*

Yeah... I meant consenant...

*pukes up alphabet*

FORIAMSPAM!

[Sword]

*paints a picture of the power rangers standing on their heads with alpha five in pointilism and zordon in cubist*

*summons the Doom Patrol in case this gets out of hand*

*watches as his cellphone runs away with a dr pepper bottle*

[Deaths Jester]

*prodeces a seven foot tall midget*

[Spam]

*smashes midget with puke-bomb-exspository-McDonald's-air-conditioning-unit-2005-867-5309-super-dude-bomb-ness*

*pukes up a Ninja*

FORIAMSPAM!

[Epimethee]

The song of a dadaist
who had dada in the heart
tired too much his engine
who had dada in the heart

The elevator carried a king
heavy fragile autonome
he cut off his great right arm
send it to the Pope in Rome

That's why
the elevator
didn't have dada in the heart anymore

eat chocolate
wash your brain
dada
dada
drink water
...


That's either the dada! beginning of a dada poem by the dada drisda dzada Tristan Tzara dadong! or something dada!

%P

[Spam]

Dude...

I wouldn't send my right arm to the Pope! And considering its still attached to my body, I would have to send my entire self to the Pope...

And meeting the Pope would be just a tad weird...

*pukes up the Pope's hat*

FORIAMSPAM!

[Deaths Jester]

Dude...

I wouldn't send my right arm to the Pope! And considering its still attached to my body, I would have to send my entire self to the Pope...

And meeting the Pope would be just a tad weird...

*pukes up the Pope's hat*

FORIAMSPAM!

*tosses Spammy in a nearby crate, hammers it shut and proceeds to ship Spammy to the Vatican City*

"There...I think we've finally gotten rid of the spoiled meat.

-DJ

[Panther_Gunn]

Silly wabbit........don't you know spoiled meat always comes back up?

[Spam]

*appears right behind DJ*

Oh, DJ... Haven't you ever watched cartoons? When some evil thing (It's always a cat...) tosses the good thing in a box (This thing varies, but work with me when I say... Oh, a mouse...), the good thing always comes back, appearing right behind the evil thing (I'mma name this dudey Tom!). Then, the good thing (Heheheh, Jerry...) proceeds to do exactly what I'm gonna do.

*pukes up Will Smith*

...

Okay, not that, but this...

*smashes DJ's head*

Yay for semi-violent cartoons made thirty years ago!

FORIAMSPAM!

[Deaths Jester]

*appears right behind DJ*

Oh, DJ... Haven't you ever watched cartoons? When some evil thing (It's always a cat...) tosses the good thing in a box (This thing varies, but work with me when I say... Oh, a mouse...), the good thing always comes back, appearing right behind the evil thing (I'mma name this dudey Tom!). Then, the good thing (Heheheh, Jerry...) proceeds to do exactly what I'm gonna do.

*pukes up Will Smith*

...

Okay, not that, but this...

*smashes DJ's head*

Yay for semi-violent cartoons made thirty years ago!

FORIAMSPAM!

*DJ's lone eye pops out of it's socket, thanks to Spam's smashing*

Ack....now look what ye did!!!!  I cannae see without that, blast it!!  Someone....HELP!!!!

[Reepicheep]

Thats all folks!

[The Phantom Eyebrow]

... and we call it... The Aristocrats!   :D


(I dunno; you try and set up a joke real obvious like and nobody picks up on it... I suppose I could have telegraphed it a little more but you don't want to make things TOO obvious now... and then of course it's left to me to try and salvage the set up by delivering a punchline to my own set up... left standing there with a plastery grin across my panicked face as I try and salvage some dignity from the situation... beautifully set up it was though even if I do say so... pearls before swine I tells ya)

[ow_tiobe_sb]

The Aristocrats!   :D

Alright, aristocratic pig-dog!  Back against the wall!  The revolution is here! *signals the firing squad to take aim*

ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Aesthete of the People

[Panther_Gunn]

The Aristocrats!   :D

Alright, aristocratic pig-dog!  Back against the wall!  The revolution is here! *signals the firing squad to take aim*

ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Aesthete of the People

Wait, wait!  You can't shoot him!




.....there's still this long line of lawyers left.

[Spam]

The Aristocrats!   :D

Alright, aristocratic pig-dog!  Back against the wall!  The revolution is here! *signals the firing squad to take aim*

ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Aesthete of the People

Wait, wait!  You can't shoot him!




.....there's still this long line of lawyers left.

Can't we just get a nuke over here to blow up? It'd be faster, and we'd have other people to clean up the mess! It's perfect, I tell you, perfect!

FORIAMSPAM!

[glitter]

enough with the puking! *pukes up vamp* oooopsies.

[Spam]

enough with the puking! *pukes up vamp* oooopsies.

But... Those were my puksies... :(

*pukes up a hamster*

FORIAMSPAM!

[ow_tiobe_sb]

*dons chef's hat and takes rubber chicken in hand*

Yorn desh born, der ritt de gitt der gue.
Orn desh, dee born desh, de umn: Bork! Bork! Bork!

ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and The Prat in the Hat

[Deaths Jester]

*dons chef's hat and takes rubber chicken in hand*

Yorn desh born, der ritt de gitt der gue.
Orn desh, dee born desh, de umn: Bork! Bork! Bork!

ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and The Prat in the Hat

Ohhh Noooo, it's the Swedish chef!!!  Everyone run for the hills!!!

[Spam]

*dons chef's hat and takes rubber chicken in hand*

Yorn desh born, der ritt de gitt der gue.
Orn desh, dee born desh, de umn: Bork! Bork! Bork!

ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and The Prat in the Hat

Ohhh Noooo, it's the Swedish chef!!!  Everyone run for the hills!!!

*grabs microphone and a cover band of Iron Maiden*

Run to the hiiiiills... Run for your liiiiives! Run too the hiiiiillls... Run fooor yoouuur liiiiiivveees!