Fast Food List

[Tomato]

This is a list that myself and other employees created to vent our frustration with the customers who frequent our establishment, or rather, the highlights of it. I invite any and all others who are unfortunate enough to also work in Fast Food to add on their list, to promote the use of acceptable termonology.

Subway

Cheesy Bread
Provolone Bread
Honey wheat bread, Rye bread
American Bread
I want the soft bread
Mayo on the Bread

Meatball Marina Sandwich
The Italian Sandwich
Chicken Sub
Take Peppers & Onions out of Steak
One More Piece of Bacon
Grilled Cheese
Do you still have the old steak?
Does more meat cost extra
Teriyaki chicken without the sauce
Do you sell hotdogs?
At 5:00 pm asking if we have egg McMuffins
Can I have on the same sandwich pepperoni, salami, ham, turkey, bacon, chicken, steak?
BLT instead of BMT
What Types of Salad Can I Get?
Do you still have the old steak?
Cajun Steak

White Cheese
Promesean Cheese

Banana Peppers derivations- Yellow Peppers, Banana Rings, Banana Pickles, Sweet Peppers, Bell Peppers, The Other Green Peppers, Dem Yella Peppers, Yellow Rings
Red Onions
Light Mayonaise
Horse Radish
Everything... Wait, no ____
The Works

Fritos
French Fries
Pretzles
Raisins
Apples

Cell Phone(talking while ordering and putting it on speaker so person called can order)
"Fuel up and power on."
Free sandwich
Can I have your employee meal?
I will trade you a porno for a bowl of soup.
Where is the guy that sells the bootleg movies
"Chips and Drinks with that?" "Are they free?"
Cut it in Eighths
8" Sub
Apple pie instead of drink with meal
Fresh and fit milk
A hundred dollar bill as soon as we open
Can I use two coupons for the same sandwich?
Piled High
Double Stacked


If you any other the things on this list, do not be offended. The purpose of this list is not to berate people from asking these things, but rather to prevent use of such things in the future.

[Spring Heeled Jack]

 :thumbup:

I really enjoy Subway, so that was a great list to see! You should add, though, the funniest thing I've overheard at a Subway:

"If I just get the stuff and put it together at home, is it cheaper? You don't do as much work, I mean. *Deadly serious blank stare*"

[Tomato]

:thumbup:

I really enjoy Subway, so that was a great list to see! You should add, though, the funniest thing I've overheard at a Subway:

"If I just get the stuff and put it together at home, is it cheaper? You don't do as much work, I mean. *Deadly serious blank stare*"

My responce would probably be "No, because we still have to put all the topings in little bags so you can take them home"

Oh, and I forgot one. "Can I have a sub?" I answered no once, it was great.

[Spam]

Now this is my type of topic...

Some of the stuff I've experienced at Miccy Dee's.

Cheeseburger with no cheese. (Order a hamburger, then!)
A no bun double cheeseburger.
Toaster broke down. We had to make buns on the grill. (That was fun...)
Handing out the wrong food to the wrong customer.
Accidentally dropping a full bag of shake mix. (Around 8 pounds of sticky shake mix to clean up... With a mop... And none of the managers ever knew...)
Kicking nuggets that were on the floor like a soccer ball.
Accidentally spilling a full grease trap.
Being the ONLY person in the grill.
Leaving the grill and making another employee be the only one in grill.
Learning drive-cash. ( :banghead: )
Teaching somebody meats. ( :banghead: )
Accidentally letting go of a one dollar bill on a windy day.
Accidentally letting go of a TWENTY dollar bill, and letting it play with the wind.

There's more... But I'm not sure if I should continue. =p

FORIAMSPAM!

[The Pwime]

Oh, and I forgot one. "Can I have a sub?" I answered no once, it was great.

priceless! I would've loved to have seen that.  :lol:

[The Phantom Eyebrow]

Heh.  I have to confess I call them yellow peppers too.  And I have asked for extra bacon before back in the day (I like bacon). 

Otherwise I'm a model customer.

[Sword]

I worked in a chicken restaurant  hile back(Not long enough for it to count on my resume')
Chicken Place:
Hi I'd like forty seven chicken meals please
Do you have turkey nuggets
Can I get those chicken nuggets without chicken

[Tomato]

Heh.  I have to confess I call them yellow peppers too.  And I have asked for extra bacon before back in the day (I like bacon). 

Otherwise I'm a model customer.

Heh, Yellow Peppers aren't a big deal, it's when we start getting into "Sweet Peppers". Not because Sweet Peppers don't exist or whatever, but because they do, and we used to serve them. But we no longer do, at least where I am, and people just assume Banana Peppers are the same thing.

As for the bacon thing... I like bacon myself, that's not my problem, my problem lies in going nutso over a single piece of bacon. I had a lady get to the point where I think she wanted to hit me over a slice of bacon she wasn't supposed to get.

A few extra things-

All-American cheese
That Tomato's too red
Cold-Cut minus ____
BMT with Turkey instead of Ham.
Making Subways pay $15 for a tip cup
Uniforms
Drunk/high/doped up employees on shift.

[Qwazy]

*destroys all subways for making the city centre stink to the point of sick making ness*

[GhostMachine]

The Subways around here still serve sweet peppers, but at one of the two Subways I usually go to, they always look at me like they don't know what I'm talking about no matter what I call them. I've gotten into the habit of saying I don't want the jalapenos, but DO want the other peppers, and that usually works. (I do order jalapenos on mine occasionally)

I usually get a 12 inch BMT without tomatoes because the only sandwiches I like tomatoes on are BLTs and burgers. But I went there for dinner last night (Tuesday, that is - its almost 2am here) and I couldn't decide between a BMT or a BLT, so I just ordered a BMT with tomatoes and with bacon added to it. I'm a rebel.  :P

[Tomato]

The Subways around here still serve sweet peppers, but at one of the two Subways I usually go to, they always look at me like they don't know what I'm talking about no matter what I call them. I've gotten into the habit of saying I don't want the jalapenos, but DO want the other peppers, and that usually works. (I do order jalapenos on mine occasionally)

I usually get a 12 inch BMT without tomatoes because the only sandwiches I like tomatoes on are BLTs and burgers. But I went there for dinner last night (Tuesday, that is - its almost 2am here) and I couldn't decide between a BMT or a BLT, so I just ordered a BMT with tomatoes and with bacon added to it. I'm a rebel.  :P

Grah, you suck for actually having sweet peppers.

On that note, We don't have motzerella (I neithor know how it's spelled, nor do I care for corrections!) cheese here anymore. I do not know why they took away my precious cheese, but they will pay. PAY I SAY!

[GhostMachine]

The Subways around here still serve sweet peppers, but at one of the two Subways I usually go to, they always look at me like they don't know what I'm talking about no matter what I call them. I've gotten into the habit of saying I don't want the jalapenos, but DO want the other peppers, and that usually works. (I do order jalapenos on mine occasionally)

I usually get a 12 inch BMT without tomatoes because the only sandwiches I like tomatoes on are BLTs and burgers. But I went there for dinner last night (Tuesday, that is - its almost 2am here) and I couldn't decide between a BMT or a BLT, so I just ordered a BMT with tomatoes and with bacon added to it. I'm a rebel.  :P

Grah, you suck for actually having sweet peppers.

On that note, We don't have motzerella (I neithor know how it's spelled, nor do I care for corrections!) cheese here anymore. I do not know why they took away my precious cheese, but they will pay. PAY I SAY!

Its "mozzarella", ad YOU suck for not knowing that. I don't think any of the Subways around here have ever had that cheese, just American, Pepper Jack, and Provolone. I usually get Provolone. (I only like Pepper Jack with either salami or roast beef)

[Mr. Hamrick]

One that use to annoy me to know end was the "Point and Guess" method of ordering that use to happen at the yogurt/ice cream shop I use to work at.  Basically, the person would just point wildly at the menu and leave us to guess what they wanted.

[Sevenforce]

I'm into a routine with Subways, when I choose to indulge. I can repeat par verbatim what I say, every time:

"Meatball Marina. Double Cheese, Double Meat. 6 inch, Italian Herbs and Cheese. No, no vegetables. No, no sauces. No, no drink. No, I don't want the damn meal deal. No, I don't care about your offers. GIVE ME MY DAMN SANDWICH!" *gnaws on servers skull*

...

As you may have guessed, the last bit doesn't usually happen, but I get close. Don't get inbetween me and my food -_-

(And yes I know its horribly unhealthy, and I agree with Qwazy that it makes the shopping area around them stink. I don't care. MM is the most gorgeous, succulent thing that any fast food makes, and I can see that they're not spitting in my burger. YES, they DO do that, and NO they're not healthy, which is why I only buy them if I'm really hungry. Guys gotta watch his figure ;) )

*wait is this thing on?*

[Cardmaster]

6 inch sweet onion chicken teriyaki on italian, untoasted, no cheese, sweet onion sauce, onions and lettuce.

Mmm... delicious.... S'what I get every time...

-CM

[Uncle Yuan]

Subway is the meh-iest of meh for me.  I haven't eaten there in years.

[Mr. Hamrick]

I prefer Quizno's to Subway as of late but I have nothing against Subway, though.