Title: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: MJB on December 29, 2007, 01:55:45 AM
Post by: MJB on December 29, 2007, 01:55:45 AM
You heard me!
-MJB
-MJB
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Spam on December 29, 2007, 02:05:08 AM
Post by: Spam on December 29, 2007, 02:05:08 AM
I guess I'll bide my time then, and wait to be the last person to post here.
...
D'oh!
FORIAMSPAM!
...
D'oh!
FORIAMSPAM!
Title: Re: Last one to poop here rules this forum!
Post by: GGiant on December 29, 2007, 02:24:30 AM
Post by: GGiant on December 29, 2007, 02:24:30 AM
Can I cheat? :P
Last one to poop here rules this forum!
Last one to poop here rules this forum!
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Volsung on December 29, 2007, 02:35:24 AM
Post by: Volsung on December 29, 2007, 02:35:24 AM
Finally my time has come!
Everyone bow before me! :cool:
Everyone bow before me! :cool:
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: GGiant on December 29, 2007, 02:46:23 AM
Post by: GGiant on December 29, 2007, 02:46:23 AM
NOOOOOOO!!!
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Volsung on December 29, 2007, 02:47:01 AM
Post by: Volsung on December 29, 2007, 02:47:01 AM
Beret, striped sweater are the only imposed uniform!
Let the acordeon sound! :thumbup:
Célébrez ma gloiiiire! Car je suis bon et beau! Je suis l'empereur des croyants! J'ai absorbé tout le bon gout de l'univeeeeers!
Let the acordeon sound! :thumbup:
Célébrez ma gloiiiire! Car je suis bon et beau! Je suis l'empereur des croyants! J'ai absorbé tout le bon gout de l'univeeeeers!
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: GGiant on December 29, 2007, 03:29:19 AM
Post by: GGiant on December 29, 2007, 03:29:19 AM
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: YoungHeros on December 29, 2007, 04:47:36 AM
Post by: YoungHeros on December 29, 2007, 04:47:36 AM
Hvis du siger det :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Volsung on December 29, 2007, 04:54:08 AM
Post by: Volsung on December 29, 2007, 04:54:08 AM
Jeg siger det! :cool:
See? i'm so brilliant!
Now obeeeey me!
See? i'm so brilliant!
Now obeeeey me!
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: GGiant on December 29, 2007, 05:45:08 AM
Post by: GGiant on December 29, 2007, 05:45:08 AM
Quote from: Volsung on December 29, 2007, 04:54:08 AMWhere's my cookie?! :angry: :wacko:
Now obeeeey me!
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: YoungHeros on December 29, 2007, 05:50:30 AM
Post by: YoungHeros on December 29, 2007, 05:50:30 AM
Quote from: Volsung on December 29, 2007, 04:54:08 AM
Jeg siger det! :cool:
Kan du Dansk/can you danish?! :blink:
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: bat1987 on December 29, 2007, 07:25:41 AM
Post by: bat1987 on December 29, 2007, 07:25:41 AM
Posting last.
Now lock the thread... MUHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Now lock the thread... MUHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: GGiant on December 29, 2007, 07:39:35 AM
Post by: GGiant on December 29, 2007, 07:39:35 AM
No now!
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: GGiant on December 29, 2007, 07:41:08 AM
Post by: GGiant on December 29, 2007, 07:41:08 AM
Wait a minute...we're threatening Randy's authority again.
I don't want to get a wedgie, AHHHHHHHHH...AHHHH...AHHHHHHH.
I don't want to get a wedgie, AHHHHHHHHH...AHHHH...AHHHHHHH.
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Deaths Jester on December 29, 2007, 08:05:36 AM
Post by: Deaths Jester on December 29, 2007, 08:05:36 AM
Ahhh....the day has come that me and my undead jalepenoes shall finally rule!!! After them my pretties...after them!!!
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Volsung on December 29, 2007, 09:22:14 AM
Post by: Volsung on December 29, 2007, 09:22:14 AM
(Ikke overhovedet ,Ros internetoversætter)
Praise Volsung! Vote Volsung! Unlimited Wet T-Shirt contest!
Champagne!
Praise Volsung! Vote Volsung! Unlimited Wet T-Shirt contest!
Champagne!
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: vamp on December 29, 2007, 10:39:37 AM
Post by: vamp on December 29, 2007, 10:39:37 AM
Quote from: Volsung on December 29, 2007, 09:22:14 AM
(Ikke overhovedet ,Ros internetoversætter)
Unlimited Wet T-Shirt contest!
You do realize the majority people here are guys right? :blink:
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Reepicheep on December 29, 2007, 10:41:24 AM
Post by: Reepicheep on December 29, 2007, 10:41:24 AM
All posts beyond this one are figments of your imagination.
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Volsung on December 29, 2007, 01:48:04 PM
Post by: Volsung on December 29, 2007, 01:48:04 PM
Oh yeah Reepicheep? And the moon is made of green cheese!
Vamp! I hereby declare you are all busty voluptuous buxom curvaceous girls now!
Vamp! I hereby declare you are all busty voluptuous buxom curvaceous girls now!
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: UnfluffyBunny on December 29, 2007, 01:52:27 PM
Post by: UnfluffyBunny on December 29, 2007, 01:52:27 PM
..... do we really need to man-boob conversation again o_O
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Kommando on December 29, 2007, 02:15:36 PM
Post by: Kommando on December 29, 2007, 02:15:36 PM
Quote from: UnfluffyBunny on December 29, 2007, 01:52:27 PM
..... do we really need to man-boob conversation again o_O
They're called "Moobies" :P
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Spam on December 29, 2007, 04:24:27 PM
Post by: Spam on December 29, 2007, 04:24:27 PM
Quote from: Kommando on December 29, 2007, 02:15:36 PMQuote from: UnfluffyBunny on December 29, 2007, 01:52:27 PM
..... do we really need to man-boob conversation again o_O
They're called "Moobies" :P
Heh... Moobies... jiggle jiggle!
FORIAMSPAM!
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Reepicheep on December 29, 2007, 05:11:06 PM
Post by: Reepicheep on December 29, 2007, 05:11:06 PM
*jiggles Spam's Moobies*
*kicks the next poster away*
*kicks the next poster away*
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Sevenforce on December 29, 2007, 05:25:05 PM
Post by: Sevenforce on December 29, 2007, 05:25:05 PM
*is punted over the hill
I'll get you gadget! *shakes head* I mean Reep!
I'll get you gadget! *shakes head* I mean Reep!
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: randyripoff on December 29, 2007, 07:59:14 PM
Post by: randyripoff on December 29, 2007, 07:59:14 PM
Just remember who really rules this forum.
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Kommando on December 29, 2007, 09:00:45 PM
Post by: Kommando on December 29, 2007, 09:00:45 PM
*jiggles Randy's Moobies*
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: MJB on December 30, 2007, 03:46:35 AM
Post by: MJB on December 30, 2007, 03:46:35 AM
Quote from: randyripoff on December 29, 2007, 07:59:14 PM
Just remember who really rules this forum.
The last person to post in this thread, without Mod/Admin abuse, is the true ruler of this forum.
-MJB
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: bat1987 on December 30, 2007, 04:02:04 AM
Post by: bat1987 on December 30, 2007, 04:02:04 AM
Quote from: MJB on December 30, 2007, 03:46:35 AMQuote from: randyripoff on December 29, 2007, 07:59:14 PM
Just remember who really rules this forum.
The last person to post in this thread, without Mod/Admin abuse, is the true ruler of this forum.
-MJB
I agree. hehehehe
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Reepicheep on December 30, 2007, 04:22:37 AM
Post by: Reepicheep on December 30, 2007, 04:22:37 AM
Is that to say Randy can't lock the thread and proclaim himself winner? It is, in fact, the person to post before him, if he choses to do so?
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Volsung on December 30, 2007, 04:42:20 AM
Post by: Volsung on December 30, 2007, 04:42:20 AM
Then it will be me! Do you hear me? Meee! Monsieur Volsung!
Damned! I loose that laptop in a few hours!
Minions! You must watch over my golden crown!
ps:Dudes, I'll legalize the weed! Is something burning? It smells funny...
Damned! I loose that laptop in a few hours!
Minions! You must watch over my golden crown!
ps:Dudes, I'll legalize the weed! Is something burning? It smells funny...
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Reepicheep on December 30, 2007, 04:52:14 AM
Post by: Reepicheep on December 30, 2007, 04:52:14 AM
*kicks away Volsung's golden crown*
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: GGiant on December 30, 2007, 05:39:55 AM
Post by: GGiant on December 30, 2007, 05:39:55 AM
*gets crown*
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Volsung on December 30, 2007, 05:59:55 AM
Post by: Volsung on December 30, 2007, 05:59:55 AM
GGiant drops the crown, hit by a Volsarang , no! by a slimy herring!
(Well, the wordplay does not work in english, but a slimy herring! That hurts like hell!)
(Well, the wordplay does not work in english, but a slimy herring! That hurts like hell!)
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: GGiant on December 30, 2007, 06:14:35 AM
Post by: GGiant on December 30, 2007, 06:14:35 AM
Quote from: Volsung on December 30, 2007, 05:59:55 AM*gets crown back and gets cured*
GGiant drops the crown, hit by a Volsarang , no! by a slimy herring!
(Well, the wordplay does not work in english, but a slimy herring! That hurts like hell!)
*melts crown*
MUHAHAHAHAHA...HA!
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Volsung on December 30, 2007, 08:30:13 AM
Post by: Volsung on December 30, 2007, 08:30:13 AM
Quote*melts crown*Despicable!
Monsieur Volsung looks at his shattered dreams.
He runs to the nearest Wal-Mart to get another one. Booya!
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: bat1987 on December 30, 2007, 09:56:29 AM
Post by: bat1987 on December 30, 2007, 09:56:29 AM
*Gets there before Volsung and buys the last one* BOOYAAA!
(this reminds me of `Rat race`)
(this reminds me of `Rat race`)
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: GGiant on December 30, 2007, 06:08:31 PM
Post by: GGiant on December 30, 2007, 06:08:31 PM
Quote from: bat1987 on December 30, 2007, 09:56:29 AM*steals crown*
*Gets there before Volsung and buys the last one* BOOYAAA!
(this reminds me of `Rat race`)
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Spam on December 30, 2007, 08:34:37 PM
Post by: Spam on December 30, 2007, 08:34:37 PM
Heh... Moobies...
FORIAMSPAM!
FORIAMSPAM!
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: GGiant on December 30, 2007, 08:44:17 PM
Post by: GGiant on December 30, 2007, 08:44:17 PM
Quote from: randyripoff on December 29, 2007, 07:59:14 PMI know who...SMF!
Just remember who really rules this forum.
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Volsung on December 31, 2007, 05:45:39 AM
Post by: Volsung on December 31, 2007, 05:45:39 AM
From a borrowed hideout ,Monsieur Volsung rise in a sedan chair!
"Get my crown Minions!"
"Get my crown Minions!"
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: GGiant on December 31, 2007, 06:19:15 AM
Post by: GGiant on December 31, 2007, 06:19:15 AM
Quote from: Volsung on December 31, 2007, 05:45:39 AMYou're too late, I've sold the crown to a traveling merchant.
From a borrowed hideout ,Monsieur Volsung rise in a sedan chair!
"Get my crown Minions!"
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: randyripoff on December 31, 2007, 12:38:50 PM
Post by: randyripoff on December 31, 2007, 12:38:50 PM
Given as the New Year is upon us and I'm planning on turning over a new leaf, I will in fact abdicate to whomever last posts in this thread.
Ah, who am I kidding?
*nukes thread and all inside from the Moon*
BWA-HA-HA!
Ah, who am I kidding?
*nukes thread and all inside from the Moon*
BWA-HA-HA!
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Outamyhead on December 31, 2007, 01:47:10 PM
Post by: Outamyhead on December 31, 2007, 01:47:10 PM
TA DA!!! :blink:
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Spam on December 31, 2007, 02:53:12 PM
Post by: Spam on December 31, 2007, 02:53:12 PM
This shalt be mine, I say... MINE!
FORIAMSPAM!
FORIAMSPAM!
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: UnfluffyBunny on December 31, 2007, 04:41:18 PM
Post by: UnfluffyBunny on December 31, 2007, 04:41:18 PM
/me vows to reign bunny like vengeance upon all who past after this point
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: vamp on December 31, 2007, 07:59:25 PM
Post by: vamp on December 31, 2007, 07:59:25 PM
*talks in a daffy duck voice*
Rabbit season!
Rabbit season!
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: GGiant on December 31, 2007, 08:28:19 PM
Post by: GGiant on December 31, 2007, 08:28:19 PM
*reincarnates thread*
Let the fun continue!!!
Let the fun continue!!!
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: UnfluffyBunny on January 01, 2008, 05:08:14 AM
Post by: UnfluffyBunny on January 01, 2008, 05:08:14 AM
/me pokes vamp and ggiant with extra sharp frozen carrots
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: GGiant on January 01, 2008, 05:30:35 AM
Post by: GGiant on January 01, 2008, 05:30:35 AM
Quote from: UnfluffyBunny on January 01, 2008, 05:08:14 AM*dodges and eats carrot*
/me pokes vamp and ggiant with extra sharp frozen carrots
Frosty!
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: GGiant on January 01, 2008, 06:44:24 AM
Post by: GGiant on January 01, 2008, 06:44:24 AM
Hmmm...what if 1 Millenium from now somebody posts here will he rule the forum? :lol:
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Cardmaster on January 02, 2008, 07:58:26 PM
Post by: Cardmaster on January 02, 2008, 07:58:26 PM
*walks in quietly*
Am I ruling right now? That's pretty cool..
Am I ruling right now? That's pretty cool..
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: GGiant on January 02, 2008, 08:01:24 PM
Post by: GGiant on January 02, 2008, 08:01:24 PM
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Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: chuckles on January 02, 2008, 10:39:09 PM
Post by: chuckles on January 02, 2008, 10:39:09 PM
Hope it's not too late to throw my post into the mix. :D
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: randyripoff on January 03, 2008, 12:04:44 AM
Post by: randyripoff on January 03, 2008, 12:04:44 AM
Quote from: Cardmaster on January 02, 2008, 07:58:26 PM
*walks in quietly*
Am I ruling right now? That's pretty cool..
*has the SharkMen(TM) lick Cardmaster*
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: GGiant on January 03, 2008, 12:09:27 AM
Post by: GGiant on January 03, 2008, 12:09:27 AM
*sets missiles for next two posters*
(http://www.fourcolorexplosion.com/simple/Smileys/Invision/jlammy.gif)
(http://www.fourcolorexplosion.com/simple/Smileys/Invision/jlammy.gif)
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: El Condor on January 03, 2008, 08:23:31 AM
Post by: El Condor on January 03, 2008, 08:23:31 AM
*is incinerated in a blaze of glory*
VICTORY!!!
VICTORY!!!
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Alaric on January 03, 2008, 10:05:55 AM
Post by: Alaric on January 03, 2008, 10:05:55 AM
Three Posts for the Titan-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Mod-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Posters doomed to die,
One for Randy on his dark throne
In Randy's Abattoir where the Shark-Men lie.
One Post to rule them all, One Post to find them,
One Post to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In Randy's Abattoir where the Shark-Men lie.
Seven for the Mod-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Posters doomed to die,
One for Randy on his dark throne
In Randy's Abattoir where the Shark-Men lie.
One Post to rule them all, One Post to find them,
One Post to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In Randy's Abattoir where the Shark-Men lie.
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: GGiant on January 03, 2008, 07:35:10 PM
Post by: GGiant on January 03, 2008, 07:35:10 PM
Quote from: Alaric on January 03, 2008, 10:05:55 AMThey never said the truth to ME! :angry:
In Randy's Abattoir where the Shark-Men lie.
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Volsung on January 04, 2008, 02:21:32 AM
Post by: Volsung on January 04, 2008, 02:21:32 AM
Rulling the forum means boring responsability and stress (Ask Randy)
Monsieur Volsung got no interest in power! He only cares about neverending conquest!
Monsieur Volsung got no interest in power! He only cares about neverending conquest!
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: GGiant on January 04, 2008, 03:34:30 AM
Post by: GGiant on January 04, 2008, 03:34:30 AM
Quote from: Monsieur Volsung on January 04, 2008, 02:21:32 AMThat's even boringer! Ask every adventurer you know! :ph34r:
neverending conquest!
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: vamp on January 04, 2008, 01:35:26 PM
Post by: vamp on January 04, 2008, 01:35:26 PM
*Explodes...(for no reason really)*
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Reepicheep on January 04, 2008, 03:53:21 PM
Post by: Reepicheep on January 04, 2008, 03:53:21 PM
*doesn't explode (for a reason)*
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: GGiant on January 04, 2008, 08:32:16 PM
Post by: GGiant on January 04, 2008, 08:32:16 PM
Quote from: Imploded Reepicheep on January 04, 2008, 03:53:21 PMReep has imploded!
*doesn't explode (for a reason)*
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: GGiant on January 04, 2008, 09:35:06 PM
Post by: GGiant on January 04, 2008, 09:35:06 PM
I will step up, won't be shy, but will steal all your pie!
*steals everyones pie*
*steals everyones pie*
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: MJB on January 04, 2008, 10:02:01 PM
Post by: MJB on January 04, 2008, 10:02:01 PM
*dies* :mjbdead
-MJB
-MJB
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: GGiant on January 04, 2008, 10:07:22 PM
Post by: GGiant on January 04, 2008, 10:07:22 PM
Quote from: MJB on January 04, 2008, 10:02:01 PMWho killed MJB again?! :angry:
*dies* :mjbdead
-MJB
*runs away from cops*
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: kkhohoho on January 04, 2008, 10:24:15 PM
Post by: kkhohoho on January 04, 2008, 10:24:15 PM
Quote from: GGiant on January 04, 2008, 10:07:22 PMQuote from: MJB on January 04, 2008, 10:02:01 PMWho killed MJB again?! :angry:
*dies* :mjbdead
-MJB
*runs away from cops*
Ah, you see, it's all very complicated really. Sit down. This may take a while. You see, an MJB from another dimension threw a knife at a bull's eye. However, an intergalactic space monkey appeared out of nowhere, and transported the knife to another dimension. The MJB of that dimension got drunk on a strange mixture of beer, whiskey, and some old man's special brew. He then swallowed the knife. The space monkey then transported the MJB with the knife still in him to yet another demension. This time, surgeons took the MJB's body, cut it open, and took the knife. One of the surgeons was actually a psychopath in disguise, waiting to get hold of a knife so that he could kill everyone in the room. He took the knife, and did indeed kill everyone in the room, then covered the room and himself in gasoline, and set everything ablaze. The space monkey then took the knife to our dimension, and laid it at the bottom of a set of stairs. This set of stairs led to MJB's basement, and existed within MJB's house, and the MJB I am talking about now is the MJB we've all come to regrettably know and stand. The space monkey then purposely spilled some gasoline on the top of the stairs. The knife was standing with it's point up. MJB came home, and headed to the basement, stepping over the oil, but on the knife, which shot up to his heart and pierced it, due to a sudden change in the timestream. He then got sent not to a mourge, but to a bonfire, and became one with the bonfire. And that, my freinds, enemies, and people I care nothing about, is how MJB so strangly, illogically, weirdly, and most importantly of all, stupidly...died. That's it. Show's over. Go home folks.
*Gets strangled to death for bringing up the Intergalactic Space Monkey.*
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: GGiant on January 04, 2008, 10:26:59 PM
Post by: GGiant on January 04, 2008, 10:26:59 PM
Quote from: kkhohoho on January 04, 2008, 10:24:15 PMI don't get it, isn't vamp the intergalactic creature, but spam is the space monkey, so vamp and spam fused together. :blink: :PQuote from: GGiant on January 04, 2008, 10:07:22 PMQuote from: MJB on January 04, 2008, 10:02:01 PMWho killed MJB again?! :angry:
*dies* :mjbdead
-MJB
*runs away from cops*
Ah, you see, it's all very complicated really. Sit down. This may take a while. You see, an MJB from another dimension threw a knife at a bull's eye. However, an intergalactic space monkey appeared out of nowhere, and transported the knife to another dimension. The MJB of that dimension got drunk on a strange mixture of beer, whiskey, and some old man's special brew. He then swallowed the knife. The space monkey then transported the MJB with the knife still in him to yet another demension. This time, surgeons took the MJB's body, cut it open, and took the knife. One of the surgeons was actually a psychopath in disguise, waiting to get hold of a knife so that he could kill everyone in the room. He took the knife, and did indeed kill everyone in the room, then covered the room and himself in gasoline, and set everything ablaze. The space monkey then took the knife to our dimension, and laid it at the bottom of a set of stairs. This set of stairs led to MJB's basement, and existed within MJB's house, and the MJB I am talking about now is the MJB we've all come to regrettably know and stand. The space monkey then purposely spilled some gasoline on the top of the stairs. The knife was standing with it's point up. MJB came home, and headed to the basement, stepping over the oil, but on the knife, which shot up to his heart and pierced it, due to a sudden change in the timestream. He then got sent not to a mourge, but to a bonfire, and became one with the bonfire. And that, my freinds, enemies, and people I care nothing about, is how MJB so strangly, illogically, weirdly, and most importantly of all, stupidly...died. That's it. Show's over. Go home folks.
*Gets strangled to death for bringing up the Intergalactic Space Monkey.*
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: kkhohoho on January 04, 2008, 10:52:33 PM
Post by: kkhohoho on January 04, 2008, 10:52:33 PM
Quote from: GGiant on January 04, 2008, 10:26:59 PMQuote from: kkhohoho on January 04, 2008, 10:24:15 PMI don't get it, isn't vamp the intergalactic creature, but spam is the space monkey, so vamp and spam fused together. :blink: :PQuote from: GGiant on January 04, 2008, 10:07:22 PMQuote from: MJB on January 04, 2008, 10:02:01 PMWho killed MJB again?! :angry:
*dies* :mjbdead
-MJB
*runs away from cops*
Ah, you see, it's all very complicated really. Sit down. This may take a while. You see, an MJB from another dimension threw a knife at a bull's eye. However, an intergalactic space monkey appeared out of nowhere, and transported the knife to another dimension. The MJB of that dimension got drunk on a strange mixture of beer, whiskey, and some old man's special brew. He then swallowed the knife. The space monkey then transported the MJB with the knife still in him to yet another demension. This time, surgeons took the MJB's body, cut it open, and took the knife. One of the surgeons was actually a psychopath in disguise, waiting to get hold of a knife so that he could kill everyone in the room. He took the knife, and did indeed kill everyone in the room, then covered the room and himself in gasoline, and set everything ablaze. The space monkey then took the knife to our dimension, and laid it at the bottom of a set of stairs. This set of stairs led to MJB's basement, and existed within MJB's house, and the MJB I am talking about now is the MJB we've all come to regrettably know and stand. The space monkey then purposely spilled some gasoline on the top of the stairs. The knife was standing with it's point up. MJB came home, and headed to the basement, stepping over the oil, but on the knife, which shot up to his heart and pierced it, due to a sudden change in the timestream. He then got sent not to a mourge, but to a bonfire, and became one with the bonfire. And that, my freinds, enemies, and people I care nothing about, is how MJB so strangly, illogically, weirdly, and most importantly of all, stupidly...died. That's it. Show's over. Go home folks.
*Gets strangled to death for bringing up the Intergalactic Space Monkey.*
Hello. I'm a tape in a radio with a prerecorded message. Here's what I have been programmed to say: The Intergalactic Space Monkey is Mr.McGoo fused with BatApe and a bowler hat. And a monocul. He's colorblind. He couldn't make out the knife, and thought it to be a rather strange banana. *The radio explodes involuntarily.
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Spam on January 05, 2008, 12:28:16 AM
Post by: Spam on January 05, 2008, 12:28:16 AM
Quote from: GGiant on January 04, 2008, 10:26:59 PMQuote from: kkhohoho on January 04, 2008, 10:24:15 PMI don't get it, isn't vamp the intergalactic creature, but spam is the space monkey, so vamp and spam fused together. :blink: :PQuote from: GGiant on January 04, 2008, 10:07:22 PMQuote from: MJB on January 04, 2008, 10:02:01 PMWho killed MJB again?! :angry:
*dies* :mjbdead
-MJB
*runs away from cops*
Ah, you see, it's all very complicated really. Sit down. This may take a while. You see, an MJB from another dimension threw a knife at a bull's eye. However, an intergalactic space monkey appeared out of nowhere, and transported the knife to another dimension. The MJB of that dimension got drunk on a strange mixture of beer, whiskey, and some old man's special brew. He then swallowed the knife. The space monkey then transported the MJB with the knife still in him to yet another demension. This time, surgeons took the MJB's body, cut it open, and took the knife. One of the surgeons was actually a psychopath in disguise, waiting to get hold of a knife so that he could kill everyone in the room. He took the knife, and did indeed kill everyone in the room, then covered the room and himself in gasoline, and set everything ablaze. The space monkey then took the knife to our dimension, and laid it at the bottom of a set of stairs. This set of stairs led to MJB's basement, and existed within MJB's house, and the MJB I am talking about now is the MJB we've all come to regrettably know and stand. The space monkey then purposely spilled some gasoline on the top of the stairs. The knife was standing with it's point up. MJB came home, and headed to the basement, stepping over the oil, but on the knife, which shot up to his heart and pierced it, due to a sudden change in the timestream. He then got sent not to a mourge, but to a bonfire, and became one with the bonfire. And that, my freinds, enemies, and people I care nothing about, is how MJB so strangly, illogically, weirdly, and most importantly of all, stupidly...died. That's it. Show's over. Go home folks.
*Gets strangled to death for bringing up the Intergalactic Space Monkey.*
I thought we were keeping that a secret. :o
*throws feces at the dead MJB corpse*
FORIAMSPAM!
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: bat1987 on January 05, 2008, 04:04:29 AM
Post by: bat1987 on January 05, 2008, 04:04:29 AM
Quote from: MJB on January 04, 2008, 10:02:01 PM
*dies* :mjbdead
-MJB
Jeez, the only person that died more times than MJB is Kenny.
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Reepicheep on January 05, 2008, 05:19:11 AM
Post by: Reepicheep on January 05, 2008, 05:19:11 AM
arguably
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: GGiant on January 05, 2008, 05:33:09 AM
Post by: GGiant on January 05, 2008, 05:33:09 AM
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Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: randyripoff on January 05, 2008, 03:22:28 PM
Post by: randyripoff on January 05, 2008, 03:22:28 PM
*quietly allows the riff-raff to dream*
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Tomato on January 05, 2008, 03:35:29 PM
Post by: Tomato on January 05, 2008, 03:35:29 PM
*sits down, reads a newspaper*
...
What the hell? There's countries other then America in the world now?! When did that happen?
...
What the hell? There's countries other then America in the world now?! When did that happen?
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: chuckles on January 05, 2008, 03:54:22 PM
Post by: chuckles on January 05, 2008, 03:54:22 PM
*reads paper over Tomato's shoulder*
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: GGiant on January 05, 2008, 08:38:47 PM
Post by: GGiant on January 05, 2008, 08:38:47 PM
Quote from: Tomato on January 05, 2008, 03:35:29 PMGive me that!
What the hell? There's countries other then America in the world now?! When did that happen?
*steals newspaper*
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Deaths Jester on January 06, 2008, 11:16:36 AM
Post by: Deaths Jester on January 06, 2008, 11:16:36 AM
*sneaks in and swipes Randy's crown* Heee-heee...now I shall be king.
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Alaric on January 06, 2008, 05:17:15 PM
Post by: Alaric on January 06, 2008, 05:17:15 PM
Quote from: Deaths Jester on January 06, 2008, 11:16:36 AM
*sneaks in and swipes Randy's crown* Heee-heee...now I shall be king.
And while the King was looking down
The jester stole his thorny crown
The courtroom was adjourned
No verdict was returned
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: randyripoff on January 06, 2008, 08:13:28 PM
Post by: randyripoff on January 06, 2008, 08:13:28 PM
Quote from: Deaths Jester on January 06, 2008, 11:16:36 AM
*sneaks in and swipes Randy's crown* Heee-heee...now I shall be king.
That isn't a crown...it's a hemorrhoid pillow. The SharkMen(TM) have been sharing it for years.
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: MJB on January 06, 2008, 09:39:23 PM
Post by: MJB on January 06, 2008, 09:39:23 PM
:faint
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Outcast on January 07, 2008, 05:48:12 AM
Post by: Outcast on January 07, 2008, 05:48:12 AM
Quote from: randyripoff on January 05, 2008, 03:22:28 PM
*quietly allows the riff-raff to dream*
I'm sure what Randy really meant was *quietly allows everyone to dream (dream about ruling this forum that is)* :P
You know he could easily post anytime and lock this thread. Although any moderator could do it as well. Better act quickly moderators. ;)
[MINDTAKING!]Or he could just reopen the thread, declare himself the winner, and close it again[/MINDTAKING!]
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: GGiant on January 08, 2008, 01:00:18 AM
Post by: GGiant on January 08, 2008, 01:00:18 AM
Quote from: Outcast on January 07, 2008, 05:48:12 AMRead before you post. :P ;)
You know he could easily post anytime and lock this thread. Although any moderator could do it as well. Better act quickly moderators. ;)
Quote from: MJB on December 30, 2007, 03:46:35 AM
The last person to post in this thread, without Mod/Admin abuse, is the true ruler of this forum.
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Valandar on January 08, 2008, 01:39:41 AM
Post by: Valandar on January 08, 2008, 01:39:41 AM
But a Mod/Admin could STILL do that, and say "It wasn't abuse, it was a legitimate use of my authority."
But no matter what you say or believe, I will not return to this thread. This means the last post in this thread I saw was mine, and I will accept no other authority. :D
But no matter what you say or believe, I will not return to this thread. This means the last post in this thread I saw was mine, and I will accept no other authority. :D
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Outcast on January 08, 2008, 02:32:35 AM
Post by: Outcast on January 08, 2008, 02:32:35 AM
Quote from: Outcast on January 07, 2008, 05:48:12 AMQuote from: randyripoff on January 05, 2008, 03:22:28 PM
*quietly allows the riff-raff to dream*
I'm sure what Randy really meant was *quietly allows everyone to dream (dream about ruling this forum that is)* :P
You know he could easily post anytime and lock this thread. Although any moderator could do it as well. Better act quickly moderators. ;)
[MINDTAKING!]Or he could just reopen the thread, declare himself the winner, and close it again[/MINDTAKING!]
:o I don't remember posting that last message in red?!
Hey I think some mod/admin has been abusing his authority.How did it get there?!
Quote from: MJB on December 30, 2007, 03:46:35 AM
The last person to post in this thread, without Mod/Admin abuse, is the true ruler of this forum.
Which makes me that last person... ^_^
Well, but then again.
Quote from: Valandar on January 08, 2008, 01:39:41 AM
But a Mod/Admin could STILL do that, and say "It wasn't abuse, it was a legitimate use of my authority."
But no matter what you say or believe, I will not return to this thread. This means the last post in this thread I saw was mine, and I will accept no other authority. :D
They could probably do that. :blink:
Quote[MINDTAKING!]Or he could just reopen the thread, declare himself the winner, and close it again[/MINDTAKING!]
Hmmm...Wonder who did this though... :huh:
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Deaths Jester on January 08, 2008, 07:08:37 AM
Post by: Deaths Jester on January 08, 2008, 07:08:37 AM
Quote from: randyripoff on January 06, 2008, 08:13:28 PMQuote from: Deaths Jester on January 06, 2008, 11:16:36 AM
*sneaks in and swipes Randy's crown* Heee-heee...now I shall be king.
That isn't a crown...it's a hemorrhoid pillow. The SharkMen(TM) have been sharing it for years.
Ach...no wonder it had that strange smell to it...but hey..I think I might be able to use it. *applies hemorrhoid pillow to his hemorrhoids* Ahhhh..that's much better!
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: ow_tiobe_sb on January 08, 2008, 12:41:36 PM
Post by: ow_tiobe_sb on January 08, 2008, 12:41:36 PM
Just to sweeten the pot, the next person to post here has to accompany me to the Sadie Hawkins dance this Friday. I cannot wait to learn who will be my dance partner for the evening! I picked out a simply stunning gown, but I think I need some help with my garters.
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and [THIS SPACE AVAILABLE FOR LEASE TO NEW DUAL TITLE TENANT]
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and [THIS SPACE AVAILABLE FOR LEASE TO NEW DUAL TITLE TENANT]
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: The Phantom Eyebrow on January 09, 2008, 11:43:16 AM
Post by: The Phantom Eyebrow on January 09, 2008, 11:43:16 AM
Quote from: ow_tiobe_sb on January 08, 2008, 12:41:36 PM
Just to sweeten the pot, the next person to post here has to accompany me to the Sadie Hawkins dance this Friday. I cannot wait to learn who will be my dance partner for the evening! I picked out a simply stunning gown, but I think I need some help with my garters.
Oho, but I'm wise to you, young fellow-me-lad. You're thinking you've come up with the PERFECT thread-killer, thereby ensuring that NOBODY will DARE follow your post and (in the process) securing for you the role of ruler of the forum. You won't manipulate me so easily with your demented mind-games.
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: vamp on January 09, 2008, 06:49:59 PM
Post by: vamp on January 09, 2008, 06:49:59 PM
*reincarnates*
*wees on the thread...and ow_tiobe_sb*
Just marking my territory.
*wees on the thread...and ow_tiobe_sb*
Just marking my territory.
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: MJB on January 09, 2008, 08:55:56 PM
Post by: MJB on January 09, 2008, 08:55:56 PM
*freezes Vamp*
-MJB
-MJB
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: GGiant on January 10, 2008, 06:01:37 AM
Post by: GGiant on January 10, 2008, 06:01:37 AM
Quote from: MJB Undead, Reincarnated or Revived? on January 09, 2008, 08:55:56 PMUndead, Reincarnated or Revived?
*freezes Vamp*
-MJB
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: GGiant on January 12, 2008, 05:47:31 PM
Post by: GGiant on January 12, 2008, 05:47:31 PM
Am I ruling now?
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: randyripoff on January 12, 2008, 08:24:33 PM
Post by: randyripoff on January 12, 2008, 08:24:33 PM
Quote from: GGiant on January 12, 2008, 05:47:31 PM
Am I ruling now?
Ruling? Your death? Absolutely.
*impales GGiant with one million sewing needles dipped in curare*
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: kkhohoho on January 12, 2008, 08:56:49 PM
Post by: kkhohoho on January 12, 2008, 08:56:49 PM
Quote from: randyripoff on January 12, 2008, 08:24:33 PMQuote from: GGiant on January 12, 2008, 05:47:31 PM
Am I ruling now?
Ruling? Your death? Absolutely.
*impales GGiant with one million sewing needles dipped in curare*
Is this new dish edible? It does look rather tasty, but I'm afraid of getting food poisoning...
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: GGiant on January 12, 2008, 09:49:22 PM
Post by: GGiant on January 12, 2008, 09:49:22 PM
Quote from: kkhohoho on January 12, 2008, 08:56:49 PM*is revived*Quote from: randyripoff on January 12, 2008, 08:24:33 PMQuote from: GGiant on January 12, 2008, 05:47:31 PM
Am I ruling now?
Ruling? Your death? Absolutely.
*impales GGiant with one million sewing needles dipped in curare*
Is this new dish edible? It does look rather tasty, but I'm afraid of getting food poisoning...
Don't eat me kkhohoho, I'm a vegetarian! :angry:
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: kkhohoho on January 12, 2008, 10:47:03 PM
Post by: kkhohoho on January 12, 2008, 10:47:03 PM
Quote from: GGiant on January 12, 2008, 09:49:22 PMQuote from: kkhohoho on January 12, 2008, 08:56:49 PM*is revived*Quote from: randyripoff on January 12, 2008, 08:24:33 PMQuote from: GGiant on January 12, 2008, 05:47:31 PM
Am I ruling now?
Ruling? Your death? Absolutely.
*impales GGiant with one million sewing needles dipped in curare*
Is this new dish edible? It does look rather tasty, but I'm afraid of getting food poisoning...
Don't eat me kkhohoho, I'm a vegetarian! :angry:
Yes, you are, but I most certainly am not! Now, would you mind turning that oven over there up to 450 degrees of heat and then stepping inside it? It would be most appreciated.
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: GGiant on January 12, 2008, 10:53:23 PM
Post by: GGiant on January 12, 2008, 10:53:23 PM
Quote from: kkhohoho on January 12, 2008, 10:47:03 PMFahrenheit or Celsius?Quote from: GGiant on January 12, 2008, 09:49:22 PMQuote from: kkhohoho on January 12, 2008, 08:56:49 PM*is revived*Quote from: randyripoff on January 12, 2008, 08:24:33 PMQuote from: GGiant on January 12, 2008, 05:47:31 PM
Am I ruling now?
Ruling? Your death? Absolutely.
*impales GGiant with one million sewing needles dipped in curare*
Is this new dish edible? It does look rather tasty, but I'm afraid of getting food poisoning...
Don't eat me kkhohoho, I'm a vegetarian! :angry:
Yes, you are, but I most certainly am not! Now, would you mind turning that oven over there up to 450 degrees of heat and then stepping inside it? It would be most appreciated.
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: kkhohoho on January 12, 2008, 11:30:56 PM
Post by: kkhohoho on January 12, 2008, 11:30:56 PM
Quote from: GGiant on January 12, 2008, 10:53:23 PMQuote from: kkhohoho on January 12, 2008, 10:47:03 PMFahrenheit or Celsius?Quote from: GGiant on January 12, 2008, 09:49:22 PMQuote from: kkhohoho on January 12, 2008, 08:56:49 PM*is revived*Quote from: randyripoff on January 12, 2008, 08:24:33 PMQuote from: GGiant on January 12, 2008, 05:47:31 PM
Am I ruling now?
Ruling? Your death? Absolutely.
*impales GGiant with one million sewing needles dipped in curare*
Is this new dish edible? It does look rather tasty, but I'm afraid of getting food poisoning...
Don't eat me kkhohoho, I'm a vegetarian! :angry:
Yes, you are, but I most certainly am not! Now, would you mind turning that oven over there up to 450 degrees of heat and then stepping inside it? It would be most appreciated.
Fahrenheit of course, but certainly not the Fahrenheit in the future where most books are destroyed.
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: GGiant on January 12, 2008, 11:36:02 PM
Post by: GGiant on January 12, 2008, 11:36:02 PM
Quote from: kkhohoho on January 12, 2008, 11:30:56 PMThen I won't step inside!Quote from: GGiant on January 12, 2008, 10:53:23 PMQuote from: kkhohoho on January 12, 2008, 10:47:03 PMFahrenheit or Celsius?Quote from: GGiant on January 12, 2008, 09:49:22 PMQuote from: kkhohoho on January 12, 2008, 08:56:49 PM*is revived*Quote from: randyripoff on January 12, 2008, 08:24:33 PMQuote from: GGiant on January 12, 2008, 05:47:31 PM
Am I ruling now?
Ruling? Your death? Absolutely.
*impales GGiant with one million sewing needles dipped in curare*
Is this new dish edible? It does look rather tasty, but I'm afraid of getting food poisoning...
Don't eat me kkhohoho, I'm a vegetarian! :angry:
Yes, you are, but I most certainly am not! Now, would you mind turning that oven over there up to 450 degrees of heat and then stepping inside it? It would be most appreciated.
Fahrenheit of course, but certainly not the Fahrenheit in the future where most books are destroyed.
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: bat1987 on January 13, 2008, 09:59:41 AM
Post by: bat1987 on January 13, 2008, 09:59:41 AM
*Pushes GGiant in the oven*
And posts last of course! Booyah!
And posts last of course! Booyah!
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: vamp on January 13, 2008, 01:59:21 PM
Post by: vamp on January 13, 2008, 01:59:21 PM
Quote from: bat1987 on January 13, 2008, 09:59:41 AM
*Pushes GGiant in the oven*
And posts last of course! Booyah!
*eats bat1987*
Tastes like chicken...the rabies give it an extra kick.
and posts last of course! Hayoob!
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: GGiant on January 13, 2008, 02:25:08 PM
Post by: GGiant on January 13, 2008, 02:25:08 PM
Quote from: vamp on January 13, 2008, 01:59:21 PM*opens oven door*Quote from: bat1987 on January 13, 2008, 09:59:41 AM
*Pushes GGiant in the oven*
And posts last of course! Booyah!
*eats bat1987*
Tastes like chicken...the rabies give it an extra kick.
and posts last of course! Hayoob!
*door hits vamp and bat 1987*
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Spam on January 16, 2008, 06:36:43 AM
Post by: Spam on January 16, 2008, 06:36:43 AM
*pushes everyone else in that's gathered around the oven*
Hey! I thought this was my oven!
...
oooh, pie!
Hey! I thought this was my oven!
...
oooh, pie!
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: ow_tiobe_sb on January 16, 2008, 07:19:35 AM
Post by: ow_tiobe_sb on January 16, 2008, 07:19:35 AM
*quietly affixes a boutonnière to TPE's lapel*
There now. Don't you look the proper date for a dandy! I trust you understand that I expect the first four and the last two dances on your card will belong to me. *bats eyelashes demurely and discretely adjusts the straps on his purple satin gown*
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and [THIS SPACE AVAILABLE FOR LEASE TO NEW DUAL TITLE TENANT]
There now. Don't you look the proper date for a dandy! I trust you understand that I expect the first four and the last two dances on your card will belong to me. *bats eyelashes demurely and discretely adjusts the straps on his purple satin gown*
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and [THIS SPACE AVAILABLE FOR LEASE TO NEW DUAL TITLE TENANT]
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: randyripoff on January 16, 2008, 01:35:41 PM
Post by: randyripoff on January 16, 2008, 01:35:41 PM
Quote from: ow_tiobe_sb on January 16, 2008, 07:19:35 AM
*bats eyelashes demurely and discretely adjusts the straps on his purple satin gown*
*unruly ruffian SharkMen(TM) show up and begin ogling the cutie in the purple gown*
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Deaths Jester on January 17, 2008, 02:41:03 PM
Post by: Deaths Jester on January 17, 2008, 02:41:03 PM
Uhhh...I'm going to stand far away from that over there. *points at TPB*
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: vamp on January 17, 2008, 04:27:19 PM
Post by: vamp on January 17, 2008, 04:27:19 PM
*climbs out oven and runs to DJ*
*gnaws at his hat*
*gnaws at his hat*
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: ow_tiobe_sb on January 17, 2008, 05:18:32 PM
Post by: ow_tiobe_sb on January 17, 2008, 05:18:32 PM
Quote from: randyripoff on January 16, 2008, 01:35:41 PM
*unruly ruffian SharkMen(TM) show up and begin ogling the cutie in the purple gown*
Zounds! Butch and his gang are out of juvie again! *fixing TPE with a stern stare* I hope you are prepared to defend my honour, mister, or there'll be no cuddling in the limousine. *taps toe impatiently and opens her Coach ™ wristlet to look for her bottle of pepper spray*
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and [THIS SPACE AVAILABLE FOR LEASE TO NEW DUAL TITLE TENANT]
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: kkhohoho on January 17, 2008, 08:16:31 PM
Post by: kkhohoho on January 17, 2008, 08:16:31 PM
Quote from: ow_tiobe_sb on January 17, 2008, 05:18:32 PM
*taps toe impatiently and opens her Coach ™ wristlet to look for her bottle of pepper spray*
But...
Quote
*bats eyelashes demurely and discretely adjusts the straps on his purple satin gown*
WHAT ARE YOU?! *Gets out a beating stick.*
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: GGiant on January 17, 2008, 11:18:18 PM
Post by: GGiant on January 17, 2008, 11:18:18 PM
Quote from: kkhohoho on January 17, 2008, 08:16:31 PMTHAT's IT!*steals kkhohoho evil reindeer*Quote from: ow_tiobe_sb on January 17, 2008, 05:18:32 PM
*taps toe impatiently and opens her Coach ™ wristlet to look for her bottle of pepper spray*
But...Quote
*bats eyelashes demurely and discretely adjusts the straps on his purple satin gown*
WHAT ARE YOU?! *Gets out a beating stick.*
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: ow_tiobe_sb on January 18, 2008, 08:41:13 AM
Post by: ow_tiobe_sb on January 18, 2008, 08:41:13 AM
Quote from: kkhohoho on January 17, 2008, 08:16:31 PMTPE's date, of course. *casually floods kkhohoho's eyes with pepper spray*
WHAT ARE YOU?!
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and [THIS SPACE AVAILABLE FOR LEASE TO NEW DUAL TITLE TENANT]
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: vamp on January 18, 2008, 09:18:58 AM
Post by: vamp on January 18, 2008, 09:18:58 AM
Quote from: ow_tiobe_sb on January 18, 2008, 08:41:13 AMQuote from: kkhohoho on January 17, 2008, 08:16:31 PMTPE's date, of course. *casually floods kkhohoho's eyes with bleach spray*
WHAT ARE YOU?!
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and [THIS SPACE AVAILABLE FOR LEASE TO NEW DUAL TITLE TENANT]
better
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Deaths Jester on January 18, 2008, 01:20:07 PM
Post by: Deaths Jester on January 18, 2008, 01:20:07 PM
Quote from: vamp on January 17, 2008, 04:27:19 PM
*climbs out oven and runs to DJ*
*gnaws at his hat*
Ummm...I don't bloody well wear a hat...go chew on TPE!!!
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: kkhohoho on January 18, 2008, 03:15:50 PM
Post by: kkhohoho on January 18, 2008, 03:15:50 PM
Quote from: vamp on January 18, 2008, 09:18:58 AMQuote from: ow_tiobe_sb on January 18, 2008, 08:41:13 AMQuote from: kkhohoho on January 17, 2008, 08:16:31 PMTPE's date, of course. *casually floods kkhohoho's eyes with bleach spray*
WHAT ARE YOU?!
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and [THIS SPACE AVAILABLE FOR LEASE TO NEW DUAL TITLE TENANT]
better
MY EYES!!! THEY BLEACH!!!
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: GGiant on January 18, 2008, 07:03:08 PM
Post by: GGiant on January 18, 2008, 07:03:08 PM
Quote from: kkhohoho on January 18, 2008, 03:15:50 PMRED EYES!!! THEY BLEACH!!!Quote from: vamp on January 18, 2008, 09:18:58 AMQuote from: ow_tiobe_sb on January 18, 2008, 08:41:13 AMQuote from: kkhohoho on January 17, 2008, 08:16:31 PMTPE's date, of course. *casually floods kkhohoho's eyes with bleach spray*
WHAT ARE YOU?!
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and [THIS SPACE AVAILABLE FOR LEASE TO NEW DUAL TITLE TENANT]
better
MY EYES!!! THEY BLEACH!!!
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: randyripoff on January 18, 2008, 07:36:20 PM
Post by: randyripoff on January 18, 2008, 07:36:20 PM
*The SharkMen(TM) set lasers on "emasculate" and turn The Phantom Eyebrow into a whimpering, simpering girly-man, clearing the way for them to have their way with the doll*
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: GGiant on January 18, 2008, 07:47:32 PM
Post by: GGiant on January 18, 2008, 07:47:32 PM
Quote from: randyripoff on January 18, 2008, 07:36:20 PMI thought he was already a girly-man, does this mean the effect is gonna be reversed or now his eyebrow is only make-up?
*The SharkMen(TM) set lasers on "emasculate" and turn The Phantom Eyebrow into a whimpering, simpering girly-man, clearing the way for them to have their way with the doll*
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: The Phantom Eyebrow on January 19, 2008, 03:38:24 AM
Post by: The Phantom Eyebrow on January 19, 2008, 03:38:24 AM
Quote from: randyripoff on January 18, 2008, 07:36:20 PM
*The SharkMen(TM) set lasers on "emasculate" and turn The Phantom Eyebrow into a whimpering, simpering girly-man, clearing the way for them to have their way with the doll*
Well, I was worried about this gang of Sharks muscling in on my dame but I much bigger worries now. *Sobs*. Don't mind me though, no you go on with what you're doing... I... I...
* Exits thread, attempting to steal the Sharkmen's dictionaries away from them as he goes *
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: vamp on January 19, 2008, 09:26:52 AM
Post by: vamp on January 19, 2008, 09:26:52 AM
*gnaws on TPE*
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: ow_tiobe_sb on January 19, 2008, 12:10:35 PM
Post by: ow_tiobe_sb on January 19, 2008, 12:10:35 PM
Quote from: The Phantom Eyebrow on January 19, 2008, 03:38:24 AM
Well, I was worried about this gang of Sharks muscling in on my dame but I much bigger worries now. *Sobs*. Don't mind me though, no you go on with what you're doing... I... I...
* Exits thread, attempting to steal the Sharkmen's dictionaries away from them as he goes *
*sigh* Never send a man to do a woman's job.
*The Dancefloor Bunburyist reaches a right hand behind and, after some unseen negotiation with her gown, produces a cane--along with a cellular phone, a ring of keys, two lip gloss applicators, three credit cards, a Webkinz ™ doll, and a pound of wadded up Kleenex ™--from an undisclosed location. Re-stowing the rest of her belongings and brandishing the cane, TDB issues the following warning to the ogling chondrichthyes before him with a fixed look of inescapable peril.*
This was supposed to me MY special date, boys! Call off your dogs, erm, fish, Butch, or, I swear, the two gentlemen in your cloacae will go on a short, sharp, incisive, and decisive date with my sticky thing. Do it NOW!
ow_tiobe_sb
Dancefloor Bunburyist and [THIS SPACE AVAILABLE FOR LEASE TO NEW DUAL TITLE TENANT]
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Deaths Jester on January 19, 2008, 01:02:22 PM
Post by: Deaths Jester on January 19, 2008, 01:02:22 PM
*hides from the amazingly weird Tiobe*
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: randyripoff on January 19, 2008, 07:29:39 PM
Post by: randyripoff on January 19, 2008, 07:29:39 PM
*one of the SharkMen(TM) mumbles something about a "purty mouth"...banjos are heard*
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Spam on January 20, 2008, 05:32:24 PM
Post by: Spam on January 20, 2008, 05:32:24 PM
Quote from: randyripoff on January 19, 2008, 07:29:39 PM
*one of the SharkMen(TM) mumbles something about a "purty mouth"...banjos are heard*
*throws banjos at whomever was playing the banjos*
FORIAMSPAM!
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: MJB on January 21, 2008, 01:58:00 AM
Post by: MJB on January 21, 2008, 01:58:00 AM
*rules this thread*
-MJB
-MJB
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: GGiant on January 21, 2008, 05:26:20 AM
Post by: GGiant on January 21, 2008, 05:26:20 AM
Quote from: MJB on January 21, 2008, 01:58:00 AM*drools at MJB*
*rules this thread*
-MJB
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Tomato on January 21, 2008, 09:00:28 PM
Post by: Tomato on January 21, 2008, 09:00:28 PM
*shoots GGiant, and beats MJB to death with his corpse*
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Spam on January 22, 2008, 08:52:05 AM
Post by: Spam on January 22, 2008, 08:52:05 AM
*eats Tomato*
FORIAMSPAM!
FORIAMSPAM!
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: MJB on January 22, 2008, 12:28:31 PM
Post by: MJB on January 22, 2008, 12:28:31 PM
*is dead*
*still rules this thread*
-MJB_dead
*still rules this thread*
-MJB_dead
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: GGiant on January 23, 2008, 05:01:54 AM
Post by: GGiant on January 23, 2008, 05:01:54 AM
Quote from: MJB on January 22, 2008, 12:28:31 PM*drools at MJB*
*is dead*
*still rules this thread*
-MJB_dead
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Deaths Jester on January 23, 2008, 11:46:31 AM
Post by: Deaths Jester on January 23, 2008, 11:46:31 AM
Quote from: MJB on January 22, 2008, 12:28:31 PM
*is dead*
*still rules this thread*
-MJB_dead
Ohhh...sot he dead rule the thread...'ell that means I RULE ALLL!!!!!!MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: ow_tiobe_sb on January 23, 2008, 12:53:21 PM
Post by: ow_tiobe_sb on January 23, 2008, 12:53:21 PM
*Sweeps up GGiant and squeezes his spineless body against the floor, sopping up the drool (read "mixture of crude oil and water" that proves quite slippery on even surfaces) he left behind. Then, he squeezes GGiant once again, depositing the wretched fluid just before the advancing Sharkmen ™. Tosses the limp GGiant aside.*
"Purty?" I'll treat you lot to a "purty" fall, you loathsome reprobates! Come! Come get some Bunburyist, you...you...you non-varsity non-atheletes! *raises cane above left shoulder*
ow_tiobe_sb
Dancefloor Bunburyist and [THIS SPACE AVAILABLE FOR LEASE TO NEW DUAL TITLE TENANT]
"Purty?" I'll treat you lot to a "purty" fall, you loathsome reprobates! Come! Come get some Bunburyist, you...you...you non-varsity non-atheletes! *raises cane above left shoulder*
ow_tiobe_sb
Dancefloor Bunburyist and [THIS SPACE AVAILABLE FOR LEASE TO NEW DUAL TITLE TENANT]
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: MJB on January 23, 2008, 02:36:53 PM
Post by: MJB on January 23, 2008, 02:36:53 PM
*steals Bunburyist's cane with his super mental dead MJB ice powers... or something*
-MJB_dead
-MJB_dead
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: randyripoff on January 23, 2008, 08:12:51 PM
Post by: randyripoff on January 23, 2008, 08:12:51 PM
*The SharkMen(TM) use their lasers to disarm MJB and "the hottie". Some notice MJB's prone form, shrug, and start turning towards him, making catcalls and breaking out the Binaca(TM)
banjos continue playing in the background*
banjos continue playing in the background*
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: MJB on January 23, 2008, 11:38:23 PM
Post by: MJB on January 23, 2008, 11:38:23 PM
:mjbdeadagain *ressurects*
*uses his über unbeatable ice powers to freeze The SharkMen(TM)*
*watches Bunburyist stumble and fall onto The SharkMen(TM)*
*The SharkMen(TM) shatter*
*while cheering MJB is disemboweled by a unseen SharkMan(TM)*
-MJB_dead_x_2
*uses his über unbeatable ice powers to freeze The SharkMen(TM)*
*watches Bunburyist stumble and fall onto The SharkMen(TM)*
*The SharkMen(TM) shatter*
*while cheering MJB is disemboweled by a unseen SharkMan(TM)*
-MJB_dead_x_2
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: GGiant on January 23, 2008, 11:43:25 PM
Post by: GGiant on January 23, 2008, 11:43:25 PM
*ressurects too*
*drools at TPB*
*drools at TPB*
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Carravaggio on January 25, 2008, 08:33:06 PM
Post by: Carravaggio on January 25, 2008, 08:33:06 PM
Ahem...in the spirit of the thread title, the great Carravaggio, the Tyrant Star, the Conquerer posts here so as to not be last. I might be all powerful but even I'd be afraid to rule this place!
OTS...you look very pretty tonight... :blink:
*Flies away, never to return, a look of extreme discomfort and anxiety on his face.*
OTS...you look very pretty tonight... :blink:
*Flies away, never to return, a look of extreme discomfort and anxiety on his face.*
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: randyripoff on January 25, 2008, 09:01:57 PM
Post by: randyripoff on January 25, 2008, 09:01:57 PM
* the SharkMen(TM) start ogling everyone present, and set lasers on "Good lovin' tonight!"*
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: The Phantom Eyebrow on January 26, 2008, 04:47:23 AM
Post by: The Phantom Eyebrow on January 26, 2008, 04:47:23 AM
o.O 'Twould appear that my efforts to stunt the Sharkmen(TM)'s vocabulary has made them more terrifying than ever!
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Deaths Jester on January 26, 2008, 08:21:13 AM
Post by: Deaths Jester on January 26, 2008, 08:21:13 AM
Ack....Sharkie's ogling me?!?!?!?! What shall I do?!?!?!?!
*breaks out a suitcase of chum and tosses it at TPE*
There..look Sharkies...yummy chum...over there with TPE....go get it!
*breaks out a suitcase of chum and tosses it at TPE*
There..look Sharkies...yummy chum...over there with TPE....go get it!
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: bat1987 on January 26, 2008, 09:38:51 AM
Post by: bat1987 on January 26, 2008, 09:38:51 AM
I RULZ!!!
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: kkhohoho on January 26, 2008, 05:10:15 PM
Post by: kkhohoho on January 26, 2008, 05:10:15 PM
Quote from: randyripoff on January 25, 2008, 09:01:57 PM
* the SharkMen(TM) start ogling everyone present, and set lasers on "Good lovin' tonight!"*
*Takes his hands off of his eyes and opens them to see the sharkmen.*
MY EYES!!! THEY STILL BLEACH!!!
*Recloses his eyes, puts his hands back over them, and lays down on the floor in agonizing pain. Screams agonizingly.*
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: randyripoff on January 27, 2008, 07:02:56 PM
Post by: randyripoff on January 27, 2008, 07:02:56 PM
One SharkMan(TM) remarks to another, "I love it when they scream. But I also loves me some dead ones."
*The SharkMen(TM) start licking their lips, ignoring the chum for the squealing, prone figure of kkhohoho and the dead figure of Death's Jester*
*The SharkMen(TM) start licking their lips, ignoring the chum for the squealing, prone figure of kkhohoho and the dead figure of Death's Jester*
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: style on January 28, 2008, 03:10:45 PM
Post by: style on January 28, 2008, 03:10:45 PM
Oops sorry I'm in the wrong place! :huh:
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Protomorph on January 28, 2008, 05:45:41 PM
Post by: Protomorph on January 28, 2008, 05:45:41 PM
This thread is riduculous and I, for one, REFUSE to post in it.
*darn*
*darn*
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: ow_tiobe_sb on January 28, 2008, 05:50:48 PM
Post by: ow_tiobe_sb on January 28, 2008, 05:50:48 PM
*with tears building in her eyes* There is absolutely nothing ridiculous about a ruined gown, covered in Sharkman ™ perspiration and saliva, much less the ruination of my special night with Eyebrow! How dare...how dare...you! *sobs and weeps freely*
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Fop o' th' Morning
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Fop o' th' Morning
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Previsionary on January 28, 2008, 09:28:25 PM
Post by: Previsionary on January 28, 2008, 09:28:25 PM
Quote from: ow_tiobe_sb on January 28, 2008, 05:50:48 PM
*with tears building in her eyes* There is absolutely nothing ridiculous about a ruined gown, covered in Sharkman ™ perspiration and saliva, much less the ruination of my special night with Eyebrow! How dare...how dare...you! *sobs and weeps freely*
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Fop o' th' Morning
I KNEW this would happen. *pours raw meat on tiobe and disappears in a puff of smoke*
...
*runs away at full speed*
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: MJB on January 28, 2008, 11:06:12 PM
Post by: MJB on January 28, 2008, 11:06:12 PM
*decomposes*
-MJB_dead_x_2
-MJB_dead_x_2
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: randyripoff on January 29, 2008, 07:30:30 AM
Post by: randyripoff on January 29, 2008, 07:30:30 AM
*The SharkMen(TM) think that everyone in this thread has a "purty mouth". Lasers are set on "caress"*
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: lmalonsof on January 31, 2008, 03:45:34 AM
Post by: lmalonsof on January 31, 2008, 03:45:34 AM
I don't need to post here
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: ow_tiobe_sb on January 31, 2008, 07:52:47 AM
Post by: ow_tiobe_sb on January 31, 2008, 07:52:47 AM
Quote from: lmalonsof on January 31, 2008, 03:45:34 AM
I don't need to post here
*sob* Then don't! *sob* Get out! Haven't all of you done enough?! *weeps loudly and annoyingly into a silk handkerchief*
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Fop o' th' Morning
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: lmalonsof on January 31, 2008, 08:01:50 AM
Post by: lmalonsof on January 31, 2008, 08:01:50 AM
Ok, I won't do it again.
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: MJB on February 02, 2008, 12:35:04 AM
Post by: MJB on February 02, 2008, 12:35:04 AM
Bleh.
-MJB
-MJB
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: BWPS on February 02, 2008, 01:38:32 PM
Post by: BWPS on February 02, 2008, 01:38:32 PM
Helb!
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: randyripoff on February 02, 2008, 10:18:32 PM
Post by: randyripoff on February 02, 2008, 10:18:32 PM
[SharkMen(TM)]I like big butts and I cannot lie![/SharkMen(TM)]
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: lmalonsof on February 03, 2008, 10:44:46 PM
Post by: lmalonsof on February 03, 2008, 10:44:46 PM
QuoteI like big butts and I cannot lie!We could make a poll about preferences: butts or abilities... fascinating...
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: randyripoff on February 14, 2008, 08:05:41 PM
Post by: randyripoff on February 14, 2008, 08:05:41 PM
*calmly relaxes as the SharkMen(TM) make primal noises*
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Gremlin on February 19, 2008, 07:54:32 PM
Post by: Gremlin on February 19, 2008, 07:54:32 PM
I want pirhanna men. They'd be midgets!
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: The_Baroness on February 19, 2008, 08:34:30 PM
Post by: The_Baroness on February 19, 2008, 08:34:30 PM
Incoming!!!!
*throws grenades at the SharkMen(TM) and then moves for cover, prepared to vent all her anger and frustration into the ugly beasts*
oh...
and by the way... I'm the Queen of this forums.... muahahahahaha kneel before me you pathetic males.. (not you OTS, i think more should dress like you)
*throws grenades at the SharkMen(TM) and then moves for cover, prepared to vent all her anger and frustration into the ugly beasts*
oh...
and by the way... I'm the Queen of this forums.... muahahahahaha kneel before me you pathetic males.. (not you OTS, i think more should dress like you)
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Gremlin on February 19, 2008, 09:04:52 PM
Post by: Gremlin on February 19, 2008, 09:04:52 PM
*kowtows*
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: lmalonsof on February 20, 2008, 02:28:07 AM
Post by: lmalonsof on February 20, 2008, 02:28:07 AM
Quoteand by the way... I'm the Queen of this forums.... muahahahahaha kneel before me you pathetic males.. (not you OTS, i think more should dress like you)
Hmmm... you like leather and you want to be the queen of the forum, mistreating us as slaves... ok, I'm in!!!
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: ow_tiobe_sb on February 20, 2008, 08:54:18 AM
Post by: ow_tiobe_sb on February 20, 2008, 08:54:18 AM
Right! Enough of this tomfoolery! *grasps the neckline of his ruined gown and tears the fabric in twain, revealing a well-tailored, purple three-piece suit with silk cravat and just a hint of panache*
*brandishing his cane* It's your choice, gents: bow down before my sticky thing, or it's off to the Sheepsqueezers of Splaticon Five with the lot of you!*
*throws head back with a chortle, revelling in a sudden rush of false power, and feels strong, virile, phallacious*
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Fop o' th' Morning
* Failure to comply may also result in a rather uncomfortable visit with the foul Malmydons, followed by a diverting luncheon with the Nibblepibblies.
*brandishing his cane* It's your choice, gents: bow down before my sticky thing, or it's off to the Sheepsqueezers of Splaticon Five with the lot of you!*
*throws head back with a chortle, revelling in a sudden rush of false power, and feels strong, virile, phallacious*
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Fop o' th' Morning
* Failure to comply may also result in a rather uncomfortable visit with the foul Malmydons, followed by a diverting luncheon with the Nibblepibblies.
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Spam on February 20, 2008, 09:13:27 PM
Post by: Spam on February 20, 2008, 09:13:27 PM
Quote from: ow_tiobe_sb on February 20, 2008, 08:54:18 AM
Right! Enough of this tomfoolery! *grasps the neckline of his ruined gown and tears the fabric in twain, revealing a well-tailored, purple three-piece suit with silk cravat and just a hint of panache*
*brandishing his cane* It's your choice, gents: bow down before my sticky thing, or it's off to the Sheepsqueezers of Splaticon Five with the lot of you!*
*throws head back with a chortle, revelling in a sudden rush of false power, and feels strong, virile, phallacious*
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Fop o' th' Morning
* Failure to comply may also result in a rather uncomfortable visit with the foul Malmydons, followed by a diverting luncheon with the Nibblepibblies.
*stands next to tiobe very sidekickish like*
Yeah! What he says!
FORIAMSPAM!
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: BWPS on February 21, 2008, 06:16:09 AM
Post by: BWPS on February 21, 2008, 06:16:09 AM
Quote from: ow_tiobe_sb on February 20, 2008, 08:54:18 AM
Right! Enough of this tomfoolery! *grasps the neckline of his ruined gown and tears the fabric in twain, revealing a well-tailored, purple three-piece suit with silk cravat and just a hint of panache*
*brandishing his cane* It's your choice, gents: bow down before my sticky thing, or it's off to the Sheepsqueezers of Splaticon Five with the lot of you!*
*throws head back with a chortle, revelling in a sudden rush of false power, and feels strong, virile, phallacious*
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Fop o' th' Morning
* Failure to comply may also result in a rather uncomfortable visit with the foul Malmydons, followed by a diverting luncheon with the Nibblepibblies.
Why does your ct say a Woman of no Importance? You're a man? I'm confused
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: ow_tiobe_sb on February 21, 2008, 07:41:45 AM
Post by: ow_tiobe_sb on February 21, 2008, 07:41:45 AM
Quote from: BWPS on February 21, 2008, 06:16:09 AM
Why does your ct say a Woman of no Importance? You're a man?
What makes you so sure? You should not believe everything (anything?) you read on the Internet.
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Fop o' th' Morning
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: The_Baroness on February 21, 2008, 09:09:07 AM
Post by: The_Baroness on February 21, 2008, 09:09:07 AM
*walks behind ots, drawing her guns* mmmmhmm yup... i certainly agree with you
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: lmalonsof on February 21, 2008, 09:21:53 AM
Post by: lmalonsof on February 21, 2008, 09:21:53 AM
Yes, our beloved mistress, we too until you say you don't.
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: MJB on February 22, 2008, 01:44:56 AM
Post by: MJB on February 22, 2008, 01:44:56 AM
I rule this forum, yes I do!!
-MJB
-MJB
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: The_Baroness on February 22, 2008, 02:52:12 AM
Post by: The_Baroness on February 22, 2008, 02:52:12 AM
uhmmm ehmmmm no.... no, you don't... I do...
now... be a pet and.... KNEEL!!!!
now... be a pet and.... KNEEL!!!!
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: lmalonsof on February 22, 2008, 03:12:08 AM
Post by: lmalonsof on February 22, 2008, 03:12:08 AM
In a cavern, in a canyon...
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: ow_tiobe_sb on February 22, 2008, 06:46:38 AM
Post by: ow_tiobe_sb on February 22, 2008, 06:46:38 AM
Niall? I knew a Niall once. He refused to bow down before my sticky thing, so I ... never spoke to him again.
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Fop o' th' Morning
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Fop o' th' Morning
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: GogglesPizanno on February 22, 2008, 06:13:53 PM
Post by: GogglesPizanno on February 22, 2008, 06:13:53 PM
QuoteNiall? I knew a Niall once. He refused to bow down before my sticky thing, so I ... never spoke to him again.
You will keep your sticky thing to yourself whilst I rule this forum!!
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Deaths Jester on February 23, 2008, 08:59:42 AM
Post by: Deaths Jester on February 23, 2008, 08:59:42 AM
Quote from: GogglesPizanno on February 22, 2008, 06:13:53 PMQuoteNiall? I knew a Niall once. He refused to bow down before my sticky thing, so I ... never spoke to him again.
You will keep your sticky thing to yourself whilst I rule this forum!!
Hey...that's my sticky thingie!!!!!!
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Previsionary on February 23, 2008, 09:12:49 AM
Post by: Previsionary on February 23, 2008, 09:12:49 AM
*exaggerated* WHA!? You two share sticky things? Freaks.
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Deaths Jester on February 23, 2008, 09:17:21 AM
Post by: Deaths Jester on February 23, 2008, 09:17:21 AM
Quote from: Previsionary on February 23, 2008, 09:12:49 AM
*exaggerated* WHA!? You two share sticky things? Freaks.
No...I only let Tiobe borrow it ever so often when I'm not using it. So it's my stickie thing...and Tiobe's on loan.
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: lmalonsof on February 25, 2008, 12:52:05 AM
Post by: lmalonsof on February 25, 2008, 12:52:05 AM
... excavating for a mine
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: ow_tiobe_sb on February 25, 2008, 06:34:24 PM
Post by: ow_tiobe_sb on February 25, 2008, 06:34:24 PM
I beg your pardon? I've never parted with my sticky thing, so, unless you were present at my glorious nativity, DJ, and presented me with a rather forward birthday present, you are little better than a lying, stickless forum (dis)member.
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Fop o' th' Morning
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Fop o' th' Morning
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: vamp on February 25, 2008, 07:25:56 PM
Post by: vamp on February 25, 2008, 07:25:56 PM
Quote from: lmalonsof on February 25, 2008, 12:52:05 AM
... excavating for a mine
*Reads everyone's post*
*starts digging*
Excavating for a mind
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: BWPS on February 25, 2008, 08:57:20 PM
Post by: BWPS on February 25, 2008, 08:57:20 PM
here rules this forum!
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Deaths Jester on February 26, 2008, 11:11:49 AM
Post by: Deaths Jester on February 26, 2008, 11:11:49 AM
Quote from: ow_tiobe_sb on February 25, 2008, 06:34:24 PM
I beg your pardon? I've never parted with my sticky thing, so, unless you were present at my glorious nativity, DJ, and presented me with a rather forward birthday present, you are little better than a lying, stickless forum (dis)member.
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Fop o' th' Morning
What ye don't remember me being there at ye nativity?!?!?! Come on I was the guy in the goat suit!!!
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: GogglesPizanno on February 27, 2008, 09:48:47 AM
Post by: GogglesPizanno on February 27, 2008, 09:48:47 AM
QuoteWhat ye don't remember me being there at ye nativity?!?!?! Come on I was the guy in the goat suit!!!
Yep he was there.
He totally rocked the dance floor before hitting on my sister and puking on her new shoes...
(She never forgave you by the way, she loved those shoes)
In Her honor I hereby lay claim to the forum once more, and declare.
No New Stickie Things!
You people hiding inthe Mine... you may return and bask in my glowing leadership!
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: lmalonsof on February 27, 2008, 03:38:50 PM
Post by: lmalonsof on February 27, 2008, 03:38:50 PM
there´s a miner 49er...
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: GogglesPizanno on February 27, 2008, 04:39:14 PM
Post by: GogglesPizanno on February 27, 2008, 04:39:14 PM
Quotethere´s a miner 49er...
...or a miner 2049er (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miner_2049er) for all us older fogies...
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: lmalonsof on February 28, 2008, 11:17:43 PM
Post by: lmalonsof on February 28, 2008, 11:17:43 PM
Oh, yes... the good old days...
Btw,
...and his daughter Clementine.
Btw,
...and his daughter Clementine.
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: The_Baroness on March 15, 2008, 06:48:30 PM
Post by: The_Baroness on March 15, 2008, 06:48:30 PM
ahhh i miss those games..... but then again i rule the forums again... and command you all to play river raid, moon patrol and jungle hunt muahahahahaa
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: SouperIan on March 16, 2008, 12:01:40 PM
Post by: SouperIan on March 16, 2008, 12:01:40 PM
As temporary ruler of the forums, I command you to do whatever it was you were already doing.
Long live Ian the apathetic!
Long live Ian the apathetic!
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: lmalonsof on March 16, 2008, 11:58:53 PM
Post by: lmalonsof on March 16, 2008, 11:58:53 PM
So I'm now ruling the forums... what can I say... well, hmmm... it's a long way to the top if you wanna rock'n'roll!
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Deaths Jester on March 18, 2008, 01:16:42 PM
Post by: Deaths Jester on March 18, 2008, 01:16:42 PM
I rule all below me...and no one can change that becuase as ruler I pronounce that nobody who posts after me can be ruler! DJ RULES!!!!
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: MJB on March 18, 2008, 08:42:52 PM
Post by: MJB on March 18, 2008, 08:42:52 PM
/me rules this thread
-MJB
-MJB
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: randyripoff on March 19, 2008, 08:40:09 PM
Post by: randyripoff on March 19, 2008, 08:40:09 PM
*kills MJB 2,123,135,987,456,789 times*
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: BWPS on March 19, 2008, 09:19:49 PM
Post by: BWPS on March 19, 2008, 09:19:49 PM
As of the end of this post, I am ruler, and therefore am issuing a rule:
Time is now reset, the end of this post marks the end of time, and from here forward, time is beginning. "New" time now pushes the rest of time (including now) forward from the beginning.
So it is type-ed, so shall it be done.
Time is now reset, the end of this post marks the end of time, and from here forward, time is beginning. "New" time now pushes the rest of time (including now) forward from the beginning.
So it is type-ed, so shall it be done.
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: El Condor on March 21, 2008, 07:11:19 AM
Post by: El Condor on March 21, 2008, 07:11:19 AM
...then Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow all previous posters to tiny bits, in Thy mercy.' And the Condor did rule, and the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and ........
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: vamp on March 21, 2008, 12:13:20 PM
Post by: vamp on March 21, 2008, 12:13:20 PM
Quote from: El Condor on March 21, 2008, 07:11:19 AM
...then Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow all previous posters to tiny bits, in Thy mercy.' And the Condor did rule, and the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and ........
*blows up condor*
Bad choice in food :angry: :P
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: lmalonsof on April 01, 2008, 05:41:55 AM
Post by: lmalonsof on April 01, 2008, 05:41:55 AM
I'm ruling again the forum so now... you can... er... do what you were doing? Is that ok? I suppose so, so I order you to do what you were doing if you please and if you don't, then don't do it!
Hehehe... I reign with my left hand but I rule with my right, that's me.
Hehehe... I reign with my left hand but I rule with my right, that's me.
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: style on April 03, 2008, 09:37:40 AM
Post by: style on April 03, 2008, 09:37:40 AM
Hey that skope is....Oops I'm at the wrong topic, sorry. :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: MJB on April 03, 2008, 02:33:53 PM
Post by: MJB on April 03, 2008, 02:33:53 PM
Quote from: randyripoff on March 19, 2008, 08:40:09 PM
*kills MJB 2,123,135,987,456,789 times*
*resurrects 2,123,135,987,456,790 times*
Whoah. :|
-MJB
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: the_ultimate_evil on April 04, 2008, 03:26:29 AM
Post by: the_ultimate_evil on April 04, 2008, 03:26:29 AM
*sticks head in*
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*leaves*
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*leaves*
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: ow_tiobe_sb on April 04, 2008, 08:33:41 AM
Post by: ow_tiobe_sb on April 04, 2008, 08:33:41 AM
Quote from: the_ultimate_evil on April 04, 2008, 03:26:29 AM*discretely takes TUE aside to inform him that this is not the men's room*
*sticks head in*
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*leaves*
*flips switch to activate ventilation system*
*ascends (a very different sort of) throne and assumes position of ruler of this forum*
*looks bored and begins to nod (not sod) off*
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Fop o' th' Morning
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Deaths Jester on April 05, 2008, 08:40:06 AM
Post by: Deaths Jester on April 05, 2008, 08:40:06 AM
Quote from: ow_tiobe_sb on April 04, 2008, 08:33:41 AMQuote from: the_ultimate_evil on April 04, 2008, 03:26:29 AM*discretely takes TUE aside to inform him that this is not the men's room*
*sticks head in*
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*leaves*
*flips switch to activate ventilation system*
*ascends (a very different sort of) throne and assumes position of ruler of this forum*
*looks bored and begins to nod (not sod) off*
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Fop o' th' Morning
Oh bloody 'ell..Tiobe is sodding off in public again!!!
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: chuckles on April 05, 2008, 06:50:10 PM
Post by: chuckles on April 05, 2008, 06:50:10 PM
I'm setting up the camera, and then covering my eyes.
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: style on April 07, 2008, 08:59:29 AM
Post by: style on April 07, 2008, 08:59:29 AM
Yeah that skope...um...Dang did it again!!! :banghead: :P
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Deaths Jester on April 07, 2008, 10:54:15 AM
Post by: Deaths Jester on April 07, 2008, 10:54:15 AM
Quote from: chuckles on April 05, 2008, 06:50:10 PM
I'm setting up the camera, and then covering my eyes.
Ye going to actually record that....ohhh...ye ahve real problems there Chuckles.
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: the_ultimate_evil on April 10, 2008, 12:31:20 PM
Post by: the_ultimate_evil on April 10, 2008, 12:31:20 PM
Quote from: ow_tiobe_sb on April 04, 2008, 08:33:41 AMQuote from: the_ultimate_evil on April 04, 2008, 03:26:29 AM*discretely takes TUE aside to inform him that this is not the men's room*
*sticks head in*
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*leaves*
*flips switch to activate ventilation system*
*ascends (a very different sort of) throne and assumes position of ruler of this forum*
*looks bored and begins to nod (not sod) off*
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Fop o' th' Morning
the fact i quoted ric flair, but your first though was that of a mens restroom says a lot more about you than me, though i must admit the top hat and outfit should have tipped people off
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: The Phantom Eyebrow on April 15, 2008, 11:29:55 AM
Post by: The Phantom Eyebrow on April 15, 2008, 11:29:55 AM
I feel I must post here now to bring an end to the reign of Evil.
*posts*
I rule!
*posts*
I rule!
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: the_ultimate_evil on April 15, 2008, 03:43:31 PM
Post by: the_ultimate_evil on April 15, 2008, 03:43:31 PM
no you don't
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: ow_tiobe_sb on April 15, 2008, 06:28:36 PM
Post by: ow_tiobe_sb on April 15, 2008, 06:28:36 PM
Quote from: the_ultimate_evil on April 10, 2008, 12:31:20 PMThat it does--that is does, lad (Though I haven't the foggiest notion who this "ric flair" individual might be.). I'd be the first to admit that, as I do on a daily basis, and in different contexts, to my poor, tortured wife. :oops:
the fact i quoted ric flair, but your first though was that of a mens restroom says a lot more about you than me
Quote from: the_ultimate_evil on April 10, 2008, 12:31:20 PMI always tip my hat (though, I rarely tip my outfit) to gentlemen and ladies. Thank you for noticing. ^_^
though i must admit the top hat and outfit should have tipped people off
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Fop o' th' Morning
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: lmalonsof on April 16, 2008, 03:52:08 AM
Post by: lmalonsof on April 16, 2008, 03:52:08 AM
I can't allow the fact of Tiobe ruling the forum, so I'm writing again!
Now that I'm the ruler, the number one, the king, the boss, the prime minister, the lord, the master, etc, etc of the forum I demand a big pizza. Double mozzarella, please.
Now that I'm the ruler, the number one, the king, the boss, the prime minister, the lord, the master, etc, etc of the forum I demand a big pizza. Double mozzarella, please.
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: BWPS on April 16, 2008, 12:58:17 PM
Post by: BWPS on April 16, 2008, 12:58:17 PM
Here you go!
Wait, but now I am the ruler and this pizza is for me!
MOAR BACON (AMERICAN) PLZ
Wait, but now I am the ruler and this pizza is for me!
MOAR BACON (AMERICAN) PLZ
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: randyripoff on April 16, 2008, 08:24:36 PM
Post by: randyripoff on April 16, 2008, 08:24:36 PM
Quote from: The Phantom Eyebrow on April 15, 2008, 11:29:55 AM
I feel I must post here now to bring an end to the reign of Evil.
*posts*
I rule!
SharkMen(TM)! Set lasers on execliplicate! Attack!
*watches the SharkMen(TM) replace The Phantom Eyebrow's eyebrow with Fran Drescher's laugh*
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: lmalonsof on April 16, 2008, 11:01:06 PM
Post by: lmalonsof on April 16, 2008, 11:01:06 PM
QuoteHere you go!
Wait, but now I am the ruler and this pizza is for me!
MOAR BACON (AMERICAN) PLZ
Noooooo!
My pizza!!!!
Aaargh!!!!
*Starts to scream desperately, tearing the shirt up and becoming green and (even) uglier and bigger*
lmalonsof demands more pizza! lmalonsof destroys! RAAAAAAAARRGH!!!
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: MJB on April 17, 2008, 01:22:28 AM
Post by: MJB on April 17, 2008, 01:22:28 AM
This thread totally belongs to me.
TOTALLY!!
-MJB
TOTALLY!!
-MJB
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: ow_tiobe_sb on April 17, 2008, 06:44:08 AM
Post by: ow_tiobe_sb on April 17, 2008, 06:44:08 AM
Aye, I agree: totally and utterly your--DOH! :doh:
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Reluctant Sovereign of This Cursed Plot, This Earth, This Realm, This Abattoir
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Reluctant Sovereign of This Cursed Plot, This Earth, This Realm, This Abattoir
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: lmalonsof on April 17, 2008, 09:36:30 AM
Post by: lmalonsof on April 17, 2008, 09:36:30 AM
10 cls
20 print, "lmalonsof rules this forum"
30 goto 20
20 print, "lmalonsof rules this forum"
30 goto 20
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: MJB on April 17, 2008, 10:37:10 AM
Post by: MJB on April 17, 2008, 10:37:10 AM
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-MJB
-MJB
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: the_ultimate_evil on April 17, 2008, 10:44:47 AM
Post by: the_ultimate_evil on April 17, 2008, 10:44:47 AM
EVIL RULES AGAIN
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: lmalonsof on April 18, 2008, 04:07:14 AM
Post by: lmalonsof on April 18, 2008, 04:07:14 AM
None of you will rule the forum with me around!
Bwa ha ha ha ha!
Bwa ha ha ha ha!
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: cmdrkoenig67 on April 18, 2008, 07:39:30 AM
Post by: cmdrkoenig67 on April 18, 2008, 07:39:30 AM
I'm taking over, Kid.
:D
:D
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: chuckles on April 18, 2008, 06:33:29 PM
Post by: chuckles on April 18, 2008, 06:33:29 PM
Umm, Ditto!!
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: lmalonsof on April 20, 2008, 11:01:33 PM
Post by: lmalonsof on April 20, 2008, 11:01:33 PM
It won't be so easy as that! I'm here again!
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: MJB on April 23, 2008, 12:06:27 AM
Post by: MJB on April 23, 2008, 12:06:27 AM
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Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: lmalonsof on April 29, 2008, 02:36:34 AM
Post by: lmalonsof on April 29, 2008, 02:36:34 AM
Quote
Double
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: the_ultimate_evil on May 01, 2008, 11:36:54 AM
Post by: the_ultimate_evil on May 01, 2008, 11:36:54 AM
HA
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: chuckles on May 02, 2008, 04:48:23 PM
Post by: chuckles on May 02, 2008, 04:48:23 PM
How cool, I'm the latest poster...for now.
:unsure:
:unsure:
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: The Hitman on May 02, 2008, 08:00:25 PM
Post by: The Hitman on May 02, 2008, 08:00:25 PM
Quote from: chuckles on May 02, 2008, 04:48:23 PM
How cool, I'm the latest poster...for now.
:unsure:
Not anymore, Buckaroo Banzai!
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: chuckles on May 02, 2008, 08:34:23 PM
Post by: chuckles on May 02, 2008, 08:34:23 PM
Well played. :D
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: MJB on May 03, 2008, 01:02:43 AM
Post by: MJB on May 03, 2008, 01:02:43 AM
*stabs "chuckles"*
-MJB
-MJB
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: the_ultimate_evil on May 03, 2008, 10:09:40 AM
Post by: the_ultimate_evil on May 03, 2008, 10:09:40 AM
you realise of course this means war
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Deaths Jester on May 03, 2008, 12:04:07 PM
Post by: Deaths Jester on May 03, 2008, 12:04:07 PM
Did someone say war?!?!?!
*unholsters his Poozi and shoots the first thing moving, which just happens to be Tiobe*
*unholsters his Poozi and shoots the first thing moving, which just happens to be Tiobe*
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: the_ultimate_evil on May 04, 2008, 08:55:43 AM
Post by: the_ultimate_evil on May 04, 2008, 08:55:43 AM
ohh nasty
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: lmalonsof on May 06, 2008, 08:27:07 AM
Post by: lmalonsof on May 06, 2008, 08:27:07 AM
HMMMMMPF!
*farts loudly and everybody starts to scream, leaving the thread*
Much better!
*farts loudly and everybody starts to scream, leaving the thread*
Much better!
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: chuckles on May 06, 2008, 05:21:12 PM
Post by: chuckles on May 06, 2008, 05:21:12 PM
*Applies M17, and watches thread peel*
Quote*stabs "chuckles"**searches self for foreign objects*
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: MJB on May 06, 2008, 11:04:37 PM
Post by: MJB on May 06, 2008, 11:04:37 PM
Quote from: chuckles on May 06, 2008, 05:21:12 PMQuote*stabs "chuckles"**searches self for foreign objects*
Didn't I frigging STAB you?!
*stabs x 2, just to be sure*
-MJB
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: The Hitman on May 07, 2008, 01:52:45 PM
Post by: The Hitman on May 07, 2008, 01:52:45 PM
Ooohhh! Fun Times!
*stabs self*
Waitaminute...
*stabs self*
Waitaminute...
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: ow_tiobe_sb on May 08, 2008, 07:37:19 AM
Post by: ow_tiobe_sb on May 08, 2008, 07:37:19 AM
Quote from: Deaths Jester on May 03, 2008, 12:04:07 PM♪ It's so easy, but I can't do it--
*unholsters his Poozi and shoots the first thing moving, which just happens to be Tiobe*
So risky, but I gotta chance it.
It's so funny: there's nothing to laugh about.
My money--that's all you want to talk about!
I can see what you want me to be,
But I'm no fool!
It's in the lap of the gods!
Whoa, whoa, la, la, la!
I can see what you want me to be,
But I'm no fool!
No beginning--there's no ending.
There's no meaning in my pretending.
Believe me life goes on and on and on.
Forgive me when I ask you, "Where do I belong?"
You say I (you can do it) can't (you can do it--you can go and) set you free from me,
But that's not true!
It's in the lap of the gods... ♫
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Fop o' th' Morning
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: randyripoff on May 08, 2008, 10:03:03 PM
Post by: randyripoff on May 08, 2008, 10:03:03 PM
*pries out ow_tiobe_sb's eyeballs with a rusty screwdriver*
(current music: Cloudbursting - Kate Bush):up:
(current music: Cloudbursting - Kate Bush):up:
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: The Phantom Eyebrow on May 14, 2008, 12:54:06 PM
Post by: The Phantom Eyebrow on May 14, 2008, 12:54:06 PM
The circle is now complete. When I left this thread I was but a poster, now I am the master!
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: the_ultimate_evil on May 14, 2008, 02:22:39 PM
Post by: the_ultimate_evil on May 14, 2008, 02:22:39 PM
you aint nothing but a wrinkly old fart
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: ow_tiobe_sb on May 14, 2008, 06:01:09 PM
Post by: ow_tiobe_sb on May 14, 2008, 06:01:09 PM
Postcard for Mr. Eyebrow and Mr. Evil!
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Fop o' th' Morning
Quote from: postcardU.P.: up
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Fop o' th' Morning
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: randyripoff on May 14, 2008, 09:28:14 PM
Post by: randyripoff on May 14, 2008, 09:28:14 PM
Quote from: The Phantom Eyebrow on May 14, 2008, 12:54:06 PM
The circle is now complete. When I left this thread I was but a poster, now I am the master!
Master of Disaster!
*Impales The Phantom Eyebrow with 23425 tetanus-poisoned finishing nails*
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: lmalonsof on May 15, 2008, 08:16:13 AM
Post by: lmalonsof on May 15, 2008, 08:16:13 AM
I'm the ruler! Me! Again!
(You didn't expect this, didn't you?)
(You didn't expect this, didn't you?)
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Deaths Jester on May 15, 2008, 10:28:52 AM
Post by: Deaths Jester on May 15, 2008, 10:28:52 AM
No...I am the leader...and master of undeath!!!
*feeds lmalonsof to a large, ugly anteater*
*feeds lmalonsof to a large, ugly anteater*
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: The Phantom Eyebrow on May 16, 2008, 05:30:46 PM
Post by: The Phantom Eyebrow on May 16, 2008, 05:30:46 PM
Quote from: Deaths Jester on May 15, 2008, 10:28:52 AM
*feeds lmalonsof to a large, ugly anteater*
An UGLY anteater!? Way to add insult to injury.
(I don't know; some people just take these things too far...)
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: chuckles on May 16, 2008, 05:47:31 PM
Post by: chuckles on May 16, 2008, 05:47:31 PM
I've been stabbed (x2), and I can't post.
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Deaths Jester on May 17, 2008, 08:14:48 AM
Post by: Deaths Jester on May 17, 2008, 08:14:48 AM
Quote from: The Phantom Eyebrow on May 16, 2008, 05:30:46 PMQuote from: Deaths Jester on May 15, 2008, 10:28:52 AM
*feeds lmalonsof to a large, ugly anteater*
An UGLY anteater!? Way to add insult to injury.
(I don't know; some people just take these things too far...)
Hey...that's me...injury insults!!! *stabs TPE with a two-foot long ROTTEN banana*
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: The Phantom Eyebrow on May 19, 2008, 11:18:56 AM
Post by: The Phantom Eyebrow on May 19, 2008, 11:18:56 AM
Quote from: Deaths Jester on May 17, 2008, 08:14:48 AM
Hey...that's me...injury insults!!! *stabs TPE with a two-foot long ROTTEN banana*
:eyebrow: { Well now but that's not in the least bit injurious is it?
* Stares at banana-ensmeared costume with no little amount of disgust *
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Deaths Jester on May 24, 2008, 10:59:43 AM
Post by: Deaths Jester on May 24, 2008, 10:59:43 AM
Ah but look..it's rotten...who knows what type of evil gunk it could cause ye!! MWUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: The_Baroness on May 24, 2008, 11:05:00 AM
Post by: The_Baroness on May 24, 2008, 11:05:00 AM
*hands TPE a towel making ewww sounds*
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: lmalonsof on June 20, 2008, 01:30:25 PM
Post by: lmalonsof on June 20, 2008, 01:30:25 PM
Baroness, even if you are wearing an exciting leather catsuit... I can't let you rule the forum!
lmalonsof rules again!!!
lmalonsof rules again!!!
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: The_Baroness on June 20, 2008, 02:21:36 PM
Post by: The_Baroness on June 20, 2008, 02:21:36 PM
Who says is leather? i mean... ok yes the Corset is leather.. the rest is very tight latex and over the latex some armor pads.... and uhmmm
it seems i rule again
it seems i rule again
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: lmalonsof on June 21, 2008, 08:45:26 AM
Post by: lmalonsof on June 21, 2008, 08:45:26 AM
Oh, sorry... I thought it was leather.
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: The_Baroness on June 21, 2008, 12:29:24 PM
Post by: The_Baroness on June 21, 2008, 12:29:24 PM
common mistake from afar.. no biggie
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: MJB on June 21, 2008, 03:58:31 PM
Post by: MJB on June 21, 2008, 03:58:31 PM
*Usurps the Baroness*
-MJB
-MJB
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: The_Baroness on June 21, 2008, 04:38:42 PM
Post by: The_Baroness on June 21, 2008, 04:38:42 PM
ohhhy you.... you... you evil meanie!!!!
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Ares_God_of_War on June 21, 2008, 05:50:32 PM
Post by: Ares_God_of_War on June 21, 2008, 05:50:32 PM
By this Axe I rule!
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: The_Baroness on June 21, 2008, 06:57:47 PM
Post by: The_Baroness on June 21, 2008, 06:57:47 PM
ahhh good story... yup yup
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Ares_God_of_War on June 21, 2008, 07:23:51 PM
Post by: Ares_God_of_War on June 21, 2008, 07:23:51 PM
I thought so too. It reminds me of that fable about mushrooms and badgers
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: The_Baroness on June 21, 2008, 09:30:22 PM
Post by: The_Baroness on June 21, 2008, 09:30:22 PM
*stretches and yawns as she heads to her dorm* well.. keep fighting to rule the forum.... i'm going to sleep.... ta-ta
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: lmalonsof on June 22, 2008, 10:33:20 PM
Post by: lmalonsof on June 22, 2008, 10:33:20 PM
Are you completely sure it has latex? Because it must be uncomfortable in combat, leahter is more resistant and doesn't make you sweat... and I'm sure that Destro would never approve leather and latex in the same costume (unless you're saving money, of course)...
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: MJB on June 22, 2008, 11:39:54 PM
Post by: MJB on June 22, 2008, 11:39:54 PM
This thread isn't about puny latex.
*takes over thread and thus rules the forum!*
-MJB
*takes over thread and thus rules the forum!*
-MJB
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: The_Baroness on June 23, 2008, 03:46:35 AM
Post by: The_Baroness on June 23, 2008, 03:46:35 AM
MJB is right.... this is not about latex.... though i am positive that my costume is latex, and speaking of battle situations... if i am not mistaken... check ultimate x men 1... "black latex uniforms" so... if they can fight with latex so can i... and pleaseeee... Destro? pffff i am more inclined to Lady J, Cover Girl, Scarlet or Jinx...
oh and by the way... seems i rule again
oh and by the way... seems i rule again
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: lmalonsof on June 23, 2008, 07:26:25 AM
Post by: lmalonsof on June 23, 2008, 07:26:25 AM
Well, in Star trek they're wearing red pijamas and they seem to be more comfortable than Wolwerine, with that ugly face and bad character (because of his battle suit, most probably). And Federation soldiers are ready for having a nap everywhere!
...and just a quick note to let you know that I'm ruling now. :cool:
...and just a quick note to let you know that I'm ruling now. :cool:
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: The_Baroness on June 23, 2008, 09:50:19 AM
Post by: The_Baroness on June 23, 2008, 09:50:19 AM
how dare you!!!
by this latex i rule!!!!
by this latex i rule!!!!
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Ares_God_of_War on June 23, 2008, 01:19:17 PM
Post by: Ares_God_of_War on June 23, 2008, 01:19:17 PM
And with but naught but a few words the rule of the Baroness has been ended
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: The_Baroness on June 23, 2008, 01:25:52 PM
Post by: The_Baroness on June 23, 2008, 01:25:52 PM
... just for a few moments... no longer than a bathroom break it seems....
so your proper and and rightfull Queen... Empress... no umm Goddess rule this place again
so your proper and and rightfull Queen... Empress... no umm Goddess rule this place again
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: lmalonsof on June 23, 2008, 11:03:52 PM
Post by: lmalonsof on June 23, 2008, 11:03:52 PM
Goddess? Leather? Latex?... mmm do you remember a very old game called 'Leather goddesses of Phobos'? (well, if you don't here's the wiki:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leather_Goddesses_of_Phobos )
And yes, I'm taking over.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leather_Goddesses_of_Phobos )
And yes, I'm taking over.
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: The_Baroness on June 24, 2008, 03:46:44 AM
Post by: The_Baroness on June 24, 2008, 03:46:44 AM
oh man.. thats old!!! really old.... knew the game but nevere played ita nd well... i'm the ruler again...
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: lmalonsof on June 24, 2008, 09:08:42 AM
Post by: lmalonsof on June 24, 2008, 09:08:42 AM
Sometimes I feel old... I suppose I am.
And I'm also the ruler again!
And I'm also the ruler again!
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: The_Baroness on June 24, 2008, 09:08:50 PM
Post by: The_Baroness on June 24, 2008, 09:08:50 PM
you are the ruler? mmm so.. you are made of plastic then? and are roughly of 30 cm? nice to know....
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: lmalonsof on June 24, 2008, 10:51:25 PM
Post by: lmalonsof on June 24, 2008, 10:51:25 PM
:lol:
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: MJB on June 24, 2008, 10:56:05 PM
Post by: MJB on June 24, 2008, 10:56:05 PM
:realworld
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: The_Baroness on June 25, 2008, 05:14:43 AM
Post by: The_Baroness on June 25, 2008, 05:14:43 AM
:eyejar :eyejar :eyejar :tombstone :bunny :bunny
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Ares_God_of_War on June 25, 2008, 05:01:52 PM
Post by: Ares_God_of_War on June 25, 2008, 05:01:52 PM
tell us a story
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: The_Baroness on June 25, 2008, 05:32:05 PM
Post by: The_Baroness on June 25, 2008, 05:32:05 PM
uhmm ok
This is the story of the hare who lost his spectacles.
Owl loved to rest quietly whilst no one was watching. sitting on a
Fence one day, he was surprised when suddenly a kangaroo ran close
By.
Now this may not seem strange, but when owl overheard kangaroo whisper
To no one in particular, ``the hare has lost his spectacles, well, he
Began to wonder.
Presently, the moon appeared from behind a cloud and there, lying on
The grass was hare. in the stream that flowed by the grass -- a
Newt. and sitting astride a twig of a bush -- a bee.
Ostensibly motionless, the hare was trembling with excitement, for
Without his spectacles he was completely helpless. where were his
Spectacles? could someone have stolen them? had he mislaid them? what
Was he to do?
Bee wanted to help, and thinking he had the answer began: ``you
Probably ate them thinking they were a carrot.
``no! interrupted owl, who was wise. ``i have good eye-sight, insight,
And foresight. how could an intelligent hare make such a silly
Mistake? but all this time, owl had been sitting on the fence,
Scowling!
Kangaroo were hopping mad at this sort of talk. she thought herself
Far superior in intelligence to the others. she was their leader;
Their guru. she had the answer: ``hare, you must go in search of the
Optician.
But then she realized that hare was completely helpless without his
Spectacles. and so, kangaroo loudly proclaimed, ``i cant send hare in
Search of anything!
``you can guru, you can! shouted newt. ``you can send him with owl.
But owl had gone to sleep. newt knew too much to be stopped by so
Small a problem -- ``you can take him in your pouch. but alas, hare
Was much too big to fit into kangaroos pouch.
All this time, it had been quite plain to hare that the others knew
Nothing about spectacles.
As for all their tempting ideas, well hare didnt care.
The lost spectacles were his own affair.
And after all, hare did have a spare a-pair.
A-pair.
*giggles*
This is the story of the hare who lost his spectacles.
Owl loved to rest quietly whilst no one was watching. sitting on a
Fence one day, he was surprised when suddenly a kangaroo ran close
By.
Now this may not seem strange, but when owl overheard kangaroo whisper
To no one in particular, ``the hare has lost his spectacles, well, he
Began to wonder.
Presently, the moon appeared from behind a cloud and there, lying on
The grass was hare. in the stream that flowed by the grass -- a
Newt. and sitting astride a twig of a bush -- a bee.
Ostensibly motionless, the hare was trembling with excitement, for
Without his spectacles he was completely helpless. where were his
Spectacles? could someone have stolen them? had he mislaid them? what
Was he to do?
Bee wanted to help, and thinking he had the answer began: ``you
Probably ate them thinking they were a carrot.
``no! interrupted owl, who was wise. ``i have good eye-sight, insight,
And foresight. how could an intelligent hare make such a silly
Mistake? but all this time, owl had been sitting on the fence,
Scowling!
Kangaroo were hopping mad at this sort of talk. she thought herself
Far superior in intelligence to the others. she was their leader;
Their guru. she had the answer: ``hare, you must go in search of the
Optician.
But then she realized that hare was completely helpless without his
Spectacles. and so, kangaroo loudly proclaimed, ``i cant send hare in
Search of anything!
``you can guru, you can! shouted newt. ``you can send him with owl.
But owl had gone to sleep. newt knew too much to be stopped by so
Small a problem -- ``you can take him in your pouch. but alas, hare
Was much too big to fit into kangaroos pouch.
All this time, it had been quite plain to hare that the others knew
Nothing about spectacles.
As for all their tempting ideas, well hare didnt care.
The lost spectacles were his own affair.
And after all, hare did have a spare a-pair.
A-pair.
*giggles*
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: lmalonsof on June 25, 2008, 10:52:42 PM
Post by: lmalonsof on June 25, 2008, 10:52:42 PM
The killer is the sheriff!
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: The_Baroness on June 26, 2008, 03:44:51 AM
Post by: The_Baroness on June 26, 2008, 03:44:51 AM
but.... I shot the sheriff....
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: lmalonsof on June 26, 2008, 07:21:59 AM
Post by: lmalonsof on June 26, 2008, 07:21:59 AM
Did you?
Well, in that case... No woman, no cry
Well, in that case... No woman, no cry
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: The_Baroness on June 26, 2008, 04:14:30 PM
Post by: The_Baroness on June 26, 2008, 04:14:30 PM
mmmyes... but remember....
girl... you'll be a woman.... soon
girl... you'll be a woman.... soon
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: lmalonsof on June 26, 2008, 11:01:33 PM
Post by: lmalonsof on June 26, 2008, 11:01:33 PM
Of course, of course...
However we must take into consideration that if she's a fat bottomed girl,
'Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round'
However we must take into consideration that if she's a fat bottomed girl,
'Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round'
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: The_Baroness on June 27, 2008, 04:40:09 AM
Post by: The_Baroness on June 27, 2008, 04:40:09 AM
and she may be a strange kind of woman ...
"The kind that gets written down in history"
"The kind that gets written down in history"
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: lmalonsof on June 27, 2008, 04:59:20 AM
Post by: lmalonsof on June 27, 2008, 04:59:20 AM
... or a highway star
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: The_Baroness on June 27, 2008, 06:11:58 AM
Post by: The_Baroness on June 27, 2008, 06:11:58 AM
or a Lady Madonna
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Deaths Jester on June 27, 2008, 12:13:48 PM
Post by: Deaths Jester on June 27, 2008, 12:13:48 PM
Or a manchild!
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Ares_God_of_War on June 27, 2008, 11:03:09 PM
Post by: Ares_God_of_War on June 27, 2008, 11:03:09 PM
or a tiny little monkey with a guitar playing "Stairway to Heaven"
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: ow_tiobe_sb on June 30, 2008, 04:09:59 AM
Post by: ow_tiobe_sb on June 30, 2008, 04:09:59 AM
As elected leader of the Bull Shop, I hereby appoint The_Baroness ruler of this thread for exercising the good (non)sense to quote A Passion Play at length. Wait a tick! I just had the strangest feeling of deja vu...
This means, of course, that The_Baroness will become Randy's prime target given that he has fervently reiterated his hostile feelings toward Jethro Tull on a number of previous occasions. Congratulations! ^_^
:doh:
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Fop o' th' Morning
This means, of course, that The_Baroness will become Randy's prime target given that he has fervently reiterated his hostile feelings toward Jethro Tull on a number of previous occasions. Congratulations! ^_^
:doh:
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Fop o' th' Morning
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: The_Baroness on June 30, 2008, 04:31:01 AM
Post by: The_Baroness on June 30, 2008, 04:31:01 AM
oh thank you thank you i am the leader now th... wait a minute? Randy's prime target?.... *runs and hide with the other girls of FR*
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Ares_God_of_War on July 01, 2008, 07:31:01 PM
Post by: Ares_God_of_War on July 01, 2008, 07:31:01 PM
Congrats on being Randy's target Baroness :thumbup:
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: The_Baroness on July 04, 2008, 07:32:07 PM
Post by: The_Baroness on July 04, 2008, 07:32:07 PM
no i am not.....
and i rule again
and i rule again
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: lmalonsof on July 11, 2008, 12:24:27 AM
Post by: lmalonsof on July 11, 2008, 12:24:27 AM
Not if I'm around
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: The_Baroness on July 11, 2008, 04:10:31 AM
Post by: The_Baroness on July 11, 2008, 04:10:31 AM
damn.... you are right....
but i rule again
but i rule again
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Peerless1 on July 11, 2008, 02:30:03 PM
Post by: Peerless1 on July 11, 2008, 02:30:03 PM
Am I last?
Hmm?
Am I?
Note: Crap I hate when that happens.
(See any posts following this for an explanation.)
Hmm?
Am I?
Note: Crap I hate when that happens.
(See any posts following this for an explanation.)
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: The_Baroness on July 11, 2008, 05:08:17 PM
Post by: The_Baroness on July 11, 2008, 05:08:17 PM
yes i totally agree with you...
/me nods sagely
/me nods sagely
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: chuckles on July 11, 2008, 07:24:03 PM
Post by: chuckles on July 11, 2008, 07:24:03 PM
um...ditto
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: MJB on July 11, 2008, 10:21:03 PM
Post by: MJB on July 11, 2008, 10:21:03 PM
*totally usurps Chuckles*
-MJB
-MJB
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: The_Baroness on July 12, 2008, 05:49:57 AM
Post by: The_Baroness on July 12, 2008, 05:49:57 AM
/me claps at MJB
well done
well done
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: lmalonsof on July 13, 2008, 10:48:26 PM
Post by: lmalonsof on July 13, 2008, 10:48:26 PM
Peaches and Cream! Here I go again!
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: The_Baroness on July 14, 2008, 03:31:52 PM
Post by: The_Baroness on July 14, 2008, 03:31:52 PM
mmmhmmm yup...
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: MJB on July 14, 2008, 08:29:09 PM
Post by: MJB on July 14, 2008, 08:29:09 PM
*steals The_Baroness' potato chips*
*munches*
-MJB
*munches*
-MJB
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: The_Baroness on July 14, 2008, 08:37:28 PM
Post by: The_Baroness on July 14, 2008, 08:37:28 PM
/me glares at MJB and change the potato chips to sushi and watch MJB eating the raw fish
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: MJB on July 14, 2008, 08:39:32 PM
Post by: MJB on July 14, 2008, 08:39:32 PM
*gags*
-MJB
-MJB
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: The_Baroness on July 14, 2008, 08:44:16 PM
Post by: The_Baroness on July 14, 2008, 08:44:16 PM
/me grins and eats the potato chips
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: lmalonsof on July 15, 2008, 02:56:47 AM
Post by: lmalonsof on July 15, 2008, 02:56:47 AM
* lmalonsof starts to sing while The_Baroness is eating
'Doctor Zaius, Doctor Zaius!'
'Uuuh, Doctor Zaius, Doctor Zaius!'
'Doctor Zaius, Doctor Zaius!'
'Uuuh Doctor Zaius'
'Doctor Zaius, Doctor Zaius!'
'Uuuh, Doctor Zaius, Doctor Zaius!'
'Doctor Zaius, Doctor Zaius!'
'Uuuh Doctor Zaius'
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: The_Baroness on July 15, 2008, 04:14:28 AM
Post by: The_Baroness on July 15, 2008, 04:14:28 AM
/me arches an eyebrow and shakes her head
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: The Phantom Eyebrow on July 18, 2008, 04:34:04 PM
Post by: The Phantom Eyebrow on July 18, 2008, 04:34:04 PM
<_< "Arches an Eyebrow" indeed... I am not a piece of putty, some clump of clay to be moulded as you see fit. I'm the Phantom Eyebrow AND I RULE THIS FORUM!!!*
* Statement accurate at time of going to post *
* Statement accurate at time of going to post *
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: The_Baroness on July 18, 2008, 05:38:15 PM
Post by: The_Baroness on July 18, 2008, 05:38:15 PM
/me glances at TPE and nods
yes you did.... but i rule again
yes you did.... but i rule again
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: randyripoff on July 18, 2008, 06:38:46 PM
Post by: randyripoff on July 18, 2008, 06:38:46 PM
Really, it's all well and good to say that one rules, but I see few giving reasons for their ruleyness. In fact, I see much ruleylessness. Even ow_tiobe_sb has shown more ruleynessness than 99.9% of the posters in this thread--save for myself, of course.
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: randyripoff on July 18, 2008, 06:42:03 PM
Post by: randyripoff on July 18, 2008, 06:42:03 PM
Oh...
*rips the wings off a cherub and staples them to The Phantom Eyebrow, just because I can...poisoned, radioactive staples, by the way*
*rips the wings off a cherub and staples them to The Phantom Eyebrow, just because I can...poisoned, radioactive staples, by the way*
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: The_Baroness on July 20, 2008, 05:16:40 AM
Post by: The_Baroness on July 20, 2008, 05:16:40 AM
/me waits for randy to step out of the topic...
and i rule again
and i rule again
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Deaths Jester on July 21, 2008, 06:21:14 AM
Post by: Deaths Jester on July 21, 2008, 06:21:14 AM
And now I rule...bow before me ye useless scags!
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: The_Baroness on July 21, 2008, 08:08:26 AM
Post by: The_Baroness on July 21, 2008, 08:08:26 AM
/me takes a bow and aim to DJ, firing an arrow
like this?
like this?
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Ares_God_of_War on July 21, 2008, 06:05:13 PM
Post by: Ares_God_of_War on July 21, 2008, 06:05:13 PM
and its all just shadows and dust
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: chuckles on July 21, 2008, 06:23:52 PM
Post by: chuckles on July 21, 2008, 06:23:52 PM
Creeps out of the shadows, and posts.
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: The_Baroness on July 21, 2008, 06:28:45 PM
Post by: The_Baroness on July 21, 2008, 06:28:45 PM
/me post over chuckles post
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: chuckles on July 21, 2008, 06:33:47 PM
Post by: chuckles on July 21, 2008, 06:33:47 PM
Oh great, now I have to come up with a cunning plan to get my post over The Baroness' post..............this might take a while.
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: The_Baroness on July 21, 2008, 06:36:18 PM
Post by: The_Baroness on July 21, 2008, 06:36:18 PM
ahhhh no....
no plan will serve you..
no plan will serve you..
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: MJB on July 21, 2008, 07:35:24 PM
Post by: MJB on July 21, 2008, 07:35:24 PM
Foolish fools! You are all so full of foolishness that you fail to realize that I have once again regained control of this thread!
Fools.
-MJB
Fools.
-MJB
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: The_Baroness on July 21, 2008, 07:41:27 PM
Post by: The_Baroness on July 21, 2008, 07:41:27 PM
*shots MJB*
briefly...
*kicks the death MJB to one side*
briefly...
*kicks the death MJB to one side*
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: lmalonsof on July 21, 2008, 11:24:51 PM
Post by: lmalonsof on July 21, 2008, 11:24:51 PM
Bring out the Gimp
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: BWPS on July 22, 2008, 07:38:01 AM
Post by: BWPS on July 22, 2008, 07:38:01 AM
Quote from: MJB on July 21, 2008, 07:35:24 PM
Foolish fools! You are all so full of foolishness that you fail to realize that I have once again regained control of this thread!
Fools.
-MJB
OBJECTION!
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: the_ultimate_evil on July 22, 2008, 08:27:55 AM
Post by: the_ultimate_evil on July 22, 2008, 08:27:55 AM
MINE
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: The_Baroness on July 22, 2008, 08:44:11 AM
Post by: The_Baroness on July 22, 2008, 08:44:11 AM
MINE!!!
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: GogglesPizanno on July 22, 2008, 10:23:11 AM
Post by: GogglesPizanno on July 22, 2008, 10:23:11 AM
MINEST!!!!!
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Deaths Jester on July 22, 2008, 10:41:02 AM
Post by: Deaths Jester on July 22, 2008, 10:41:02 AM
Nope...it's mine and always was!
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: The_Baroness on July 22, 2008, 11:11:08 AM
Post by: The_Baroness on July 22, 2008, 11:11:08 AM
nope.... it's mine
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: GogglesPizanno on July 22, 2008, 11:17:25 AM
Post by: GogglesPizanno on July 22, 2008, 11:17:25 AM
Seriously didn't you all notice... I added an "est" to the end.
An "est"....
You cant just say its mine after its been minest...
It throws off the status quo.
Pretty soon there is no respect for adding "pretty" to a please
And everyone starts to ignore the "cherries on top".
By then end, adding "part 2 electric boogaloo" has no importance at all.
You know what happens then?
Anarchy.
And what comes from Anarchy... New Rule.
And you know whos gonna rule.
Oh look... ITS ME!
MINEST Triumphs once more!
An "est"....
You cant just say its mine after its been minest...
It throws off the status quo.
Pretty soon there is no respect for adding "pretty" to a please
And everyone starts to ignore the "cherries on top".
By then end, adding "part 2 electric boogaloo" has no importance at all.
You know what happens then?
Anarchy.
And what comes from Anarchy... New Rule.
And you know whos gonna rule.
Oh look... ITS ME!
MINEST Triumphs once more!
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: chuckles on July 22, 2008, 01:55:34 PM
Post by: chuckles on July 22, 2008, 01:55:34 PM
Look!! over in the corner...is that a rabbit?
*Assumes rule during the confusion*
*Assumes rule during the confusion*
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: The_Baroness on July 22, 2008, 02:03:29 PM
Post by: The_Baroness on July 22, 2008, 02:03:29 PM
/me push chuckles over a cliff
mmmmnope... and i rule again
mmmmnope... and i rule again
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: GogglesPizanno on July 22, 2008, 02:45:20 PM
Post by: GogglesPizanno on July 22, 2008, 02:45:20 PM
* Leaps off cliff with a bungie chord and saves chuckles *
Re-assumes mantle of Ruler and assigns chuckles as protector of the realm to eliminate Baroness....
Re-assumes mantle of Ruler and assigns chuckles as protector of the realm to eliminate Baroness....
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: The_Baroness on July 22, 2008, 09:04:40 PM
Post by: The_Baroness on July 22, 2008, 09:04:40 PM
tsk tsk tsk
I as supreme ruler name you Googles and chuckles enemies of the state...
hunt them my minio... ehhrmmm hunt them my slav.... no.. not that... uhmm hunt them!!! my loyal servants
I as supreme ruler name you Googles and chuckles enemies of the state...
hunt them my minio... ehhrmmm hunt them my slav.... no.. not that... uhmm hunt them!!! my loyal servants
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: chuckles on July 22, 2008, 09:54:05 PM
Post by: chuckles on July 22, 2008, 09:54:05 PM
Ah ha, those hunters will never think to look for me in here.
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: The_Baroness on July 23, 2008, 08:22:54 AM
Post by: The_Baroness on July 23, 2008, 08:22:54 AM
/me shakes her head and points to where chuckles is..
he is here...
oh.. and i rule again
he is here...
oh.. and i rule again
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: chuckles on July 23, 2008, 09:18:09 AM
Post by: chuckles on July 23, 2008, 09:18:09 AM
*moves three feet to the left*
and...rules from this new location.
and...rules from this new location.
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: GogglesPizanno on July 23, 2008, 09:28:44 AM
Post by: GogglesPizanno on July 23, 2008, 09:28:44 AM
** Laugh Maniacally from the shadows **
I rule now...
Mwa ha ha ha ha... (bump)
Chuckles is that you?
I rule now...
Mwa ha ha ha ha... (bump)
Chuckles is that you?
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: The_Baroness on July 23, 2008, 09:50:05 AM
Post by: The_Baroness on July 23, 2008, 09:50:05 AM
uhmmm nope..... I rule now...
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Ares_God_of_War on July 23, 2008, 12:59:22 PM
Post by: Ares_God_of_War on July 23, 2008, 12:59:22 PM
not anymore
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: chuckles on July 23, 2008, 02:13:51 PM
Post by: chuckles on July 23, 2008, 02:13:51 PM
Well it appears that once again I have ruled.......or should that be "rule"?
Whatever, first order of business is banishment of grammar.
Whatever, first order of business is banishment of grammar.
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Deaths Jester on July 23, 2008, 03:37:47 PM
Post by: Deaths Jester on July 23, 2008, 03:37:47 PM
I rule again! HA!
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: The_Baroness on July 23, 2008, 06:28:50 PM
Post by: The_Baroness on July 23, 2008, 06:28:50 PM
no you dont
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: chuckles on July 23, 2008, 07:23:20 PM
Post by: chuckles on July 23, 2008, 07:23:20 PM
Yeah, that's telling him.
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: randyripoff on July 23, 2008, 08:11:36 PM
Post by: randyripoff on July 23, 2008, 08:11:36 PM
Please, could anyone actually, you know, rule?
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: The_Baroness on July 23, 2008, 08:17:11 PM
Post by: The_Baroness on July 23, 2008, 08:17:11 PM
I can....
so... all of you... on your KNEES!!!! NOW!!!
mmm except the girls.... you can just come and sit with me... more comfortable
so... all of you... on your KNEES!!!! NOW!!!
mmm except the girls.... you can just come and sit with me... more comfortable
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: GogglesPizanno on July 23, 2008, 08:22:26 PM
Post by: GogglesPizanno on July 23, 2008, 08:22:26 PM
QuotePlease, could anyone actually, you know, rule?
YES!
For too long has the petty bickering and infighting of the ruling families gone on....
Its time for Change...
Change is good...
None of the other rulers will deliver change...
I will.
So now that I am Ruler I hereby enact the following.
Free Gummi bears for everyone.
All roads are toll free.
Cable TV will only run those shows that are good.
Grass is hereby Greener.
Skies are now Bluer.
There are no taxes.
Free Health Care.
And Everyone gets a Pogo Stick!!!
** Fine Print **
Baroness has been banished, so if she claims rulership, ignore her.
Chuckles is allowed to rule, but only when Im sleeping.
Randy, well, hmmmm..... I give you a minor fiefdom to rule as your own... if you show up again, You will be killed...
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: randyripoff on July 23, 2008, 08:30:09 PM
Post by: randyripoff on July 23, 2008, 08:30:09 PM
*drops a 3,000 tonne weight on GogglesPizano
drips strychnine in his Strawberry Quik
throws his dog into a vat of sulphuric acid
dresses him up in Versace and throws him to the SharkMen(TM)
spits on his shoes
eats his pizza
shows his girl the pictures taken on 'sunshine superman' night at the local disco
Gets GP shunned by a leper colony*
Yes, please kill me. I want to see you try. :twisted:
drips strychnine in his Strawberry Quik
throws his dog into a vat of sulphuric acid
dresses him up in Versace and throws him to the SharkMen(TM)
spits on his shoes
eats his pizza
shows his girl the pictures taken on 'sunshine superman' night at the local disco
Gets GP shunned by a leper colony*
Yes, please kill me. I want to see you try. :twisted:
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: The_Baroness on July 23, 2008, 08:44:52 PM
Post by: The_Baroness on July 23, 2008, 08:44:52 PM
oh that was nice....
and I rule again....
*activates a force field to protect herself*
and I rule again....
*activates a force field to protect herself*
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: chuckles on July 23, 2008, 08:47:33 PM
Post by: chuckles on July 23, 2008, 08:47:33 PM
*Reverses the polarity of force field*
I rule...well everyone else was busy.
So, this is power huh? I can get used to this.
I rule...well everyone else was busy.
So, this is power huh? I can get used to this.
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: GogglesPizanno on July 23, 2008, 09:22:01 PM
Post by: GogglesPizanno on July 23, 2008, 09:22:01 PM
* Catches 3000 lb weight.
Drops it into poisoned quick creating strong buoyant alloy
Throws Buoy into acid saving the Dog
While randy is searching for jacket, slips scuba tank under shirt
Sharkmen(TM) decide to let me go cause i look so swank in my new versace
I return to find Randy has spitshined my shoes (Thanks Man!)
As payment he took some pizza (which is still a deal -- look at that shine!)
I'm shocked to find my girlfriend moving out, but thats fine cause she could't dance
(I have Randy's sister's number here somewhere)
(I bet she'll appreciate me doing the Hustle in Versace)
And the Lepers... no one likes them...
Oh yeah.
Pulls out gun and shoots randy in the head with special Armor/shield/energy piercing, psychic, acid proof/heat resistant/cold tolerant, mystical bullet. Randy is Dead! I am king!
Long Live the Versace wearing King!!
Drops it into poisoned quick creating strong buoyant alloy
Throws Buoy into acid saving the Dog
While randy is searching for jacket, slips scuba tank under shirt
Sharkmen(TM) decide to let me go cause i look so swank in my new versace
I return to find Randy has spitshined my shoes (Thanks Man!)
As payment he took some pizza (which is still a deal -- look at that shine!)
I'm shocked to find my girlfriend moving out, but thats fine cause she could't dance
(I have Randy's sister's number here somewhere)
(I bet she'll appreciate me doing the Hustle in Versace)
And the Lepers... no one likes them...
Oh yeah.
Pulls out gun and shoots randy in the head with special Armor/shield/energy piercing, psychic, acid proof/heat resistant/cold tolerant, mystical bullet. Randy is Dead! I am king!
Long Live the Versace wearing King!!
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: The_Baroness on July 24, 2008, 01:17:04 PM
Post by: The_Baroness on July 24, 2008, 01:17:04 PM
:blink:
uhmmm how about... no?
uhmmm how about... no?
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: GogglesPizanno on July 24, 2008, 02:36:24 PM
Post by: GogglesPizanno on July 24, 2008, 02:36:24 PM
Nay I say to your No.
Yay I say...
YAY!
Yay I say...
YAY!
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Ares_God_of_War on July 24, 2008, 05:38:20 PM
Post by: Ares_God_of_War on July 24, 2008, 05:38:20 PM
maybe I say
maybe...
maybe...
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: The_Baroness on July 24, 2008, 05:39:21 PM
Post by: The_Baroness on July 24, 2008, 05:39:21 PM
definetly maybe?
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Ares_God_of_War on July 24, 2008, 05:45:50 PM
Post by: Ares_God_of_War on July 24, 2008, 05:45:50 PM
possibly baby ;)
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: The_Baroness on July 24, 2008, 06:05:52 PM
Post by: The_Baroness on July 24, 2008, 06:05:52 PM
possibly maybe perhaps?
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Ares_God_of_War on July 24, 2008, 06:15:11 PM
Post by: Ares_God_of_War on July 24, 2008, 06:15:11 PM
this thread is on the verge of collapse
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: The_Baroness on July 24, 2008, 06:19:26 PM
Post by: The_Baroness on July 24, 2008, 06:19:26 PM
i agree with you... this thread will colapse....
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: chuckles on July 24, 2008, 06:24:15 PM
Post by: chuckles on July 24, 2008, 06:24:15 PM
Well, then I better take over.
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Ares_God_of_War on July 24, 2008, 06:25:30 PM
Post by: Ares_God_of_War on July 24, 2008, 06:25:30 PM
nope, didnt fix it
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: The_Baroness on July 24, 2008, 07:03:02 PM
Post by: The_Baroness on July 24, 2008, 07:03:02 PM
it will still crumble...
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: chuckles on July 24, 2008, 07:40:11 PM
Post by: chuckles on July 24, 2008, 07:40:11 PM
Well, I have nothing better to do.
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: The_Baroness on July 24, 2008, 07:44:54 PM
Post by: The_Baroness on July 24, 2008, 07:44:54 PM
yes... same here
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: randyripoff on July 24, 2008, 08:34:47 PM
Post by: randyripoff on July 24, 2008, 08:34:47 PM
Quote from: GogglesPizanno on July 23, 2008, 09:22:01 PM
Oh yeah.
Pulls out gun and shoots randy in the head with special Armor/shield/energy piercing, psychic, acid proof/heat resistant/cold tolerant, mystical bullet. Randy is Dead! I am king!
You missed.
*drives a pointed stick between GogglesPizanno's ears*
I didn't.
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: chuckles on July 24, 2008, 09:59:21 PM
Post by: chuckles on July 24, 2008, 09:59:21 PM
*Hides in the shadows, and denies seeing anything*
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: ow_tiobe_sb on July 24, 2008, 10:31:33 PM
Post by: ow_tiobe_sb on July 24, 2008, 10:31:33 PM
*exercises his political clout to force Chuck and The_Baroness to go get a room*
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Fop o' th' Morning
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Fop o' th' Morning
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Ares_God_of_War on July 24, 2008, 11:18:24 PM
Post by: Ares_God_of_War on July 24, 2008, 11:18:24 PM
...and with them gone the forum is mine...all mine!
Bwahahahaha ...*cough*...hahaha
Bwahahahaha ...*cough*...hahaha
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: GogglesPizanno on July 24, 2008, 11:21:46 PM
Post by: GogglesPizanno on July 24, 2008, 11:21:46 PM
Quote*drives a pointed stick between GogglesPizanno's ears*
*Starts spinning wildly in a circle like pippy longstocking smacking Randy with the ends of his pointed stick*
And While Chuckles and the Baroness are checking out their new accomodations
And Ares is getting that cough looked at (take ALL the antibiotics)
I'm gonna assume control like it was 2112!
Everybody to the temple of Syrinx for the inauguration party!!
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: The_Baroness on July 25, 2008, 04:02:52 AM
Post by: The_Baroness on July 25, 2008, 04:02:52 AM
*runs out of the room as fast as she can*
bad tiobe... bad tiobe... now i will have to punish you... tsk tsk tsk
bad tiobe... bad tiobe... now i will have to punish you... tsk tsk tsk
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Deaths Jester on July 25, 2008, 06:47:42 AM
Post by: Deaths Jester on July 25, 2008, 06:47:42 AM
Quote from: The_Baroness on July 25, 2008, 04:02:52 AM
*runs out of the room as fast as she can*
bad tiobe... bad tiobe... now i will have to punish you... tsk tsk tsk
Ohhhh...lucky Tiobe getting Punished by Baroness! Lucky bastad!
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Ares_God_of_War on July 25, 2008, 09:29:09 AM
Post by: Ares_God_of_War on July 25, 2008, 09:29:09 AM
while she is busy doing that I shall rule the forum again
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: GogglesPizanno on July 25, 2008, 09:31:51 AM
Post by: GogglesPizanno on July 25, 2008, 09:31:51 AM
Come on, you're still coughing and sick... go home before you infect us all.
Actually you can infect Randy, but that's it.
Actually you can infect Randy, but that's it.
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: The_Baroness on July 25, 2008, 09:43:10 AM
Post by: The_Baroness on July 25, 2008, 09:43:10 AM
how about i rule the forum?
yes.. i like that idea a lot... so it's settled
yes.. i like that idea a lot... so it's settled
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: GogglesPizanno on July 25, 2008, 09:47:59 AM
Post by: GogglesPizanno on July 25, 2008, 09:47:59 AM
If your gonna be ruling, can I use the Hotel room?
I need a base of operations to figure out how to kill Randy.
I need a base of operations to figure out how to kill Randy.
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Ares_God_of_War on July 25, 2008, 10:08:30 AM
Post by: Ares_God_of_War on July 25, 2008, 10:08:30 AM
use the lead pipe in the observitory
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: The_Baroness on July 25, 2008, 10:20:41 AM
Post by: The_Baroness on July 25, 2008, 10:20:41 AM
you can use whatever you like googles.... hotel room, military instalation... mad scientist.... go ahead
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Deaths Jester on July 25, 2008, 01:20:08 PM
Post by: Deaths Jester on July 25, 2008, 01:20:08 PM
I'm shall rule all with me undead jalapeneo army!!!
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: chuckles on July 25, 2008, 01:22:10 PM
Post by: chuckles on July 25, 2008, 01:22:10 PM
"Daring Chuck of mystery, Champion of most.
Swoops out of the shadows, with the latest post."
Swoops out of the shadows, with the latest post."
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: The_Baroness on July 25, 2008, 03:11:43 PM
Post by: The_Baroness on July 25, 2008, 03:11:43 PM
*sighs* i hate rhymes
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Ares_God_of_War on July 25, 2008, 03:13:09 PM
Post by: Ares_God_of_War on July 25, 2008, 03:13:09 PM
why so?
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: The_Baroness on July 25, 2008, 03:21:52 PM
Post by: The_Baroness on July 25, 2008, 03:21:52 PM
chuckles = deja vu?
:P
:P
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: GogglesPizanno on July 25, 2008, 03:32:36 PM
Post by: GogglesPizanno on July 25, 2008, 03:32:36 PM
This whole thread is a case of Deja Vu.
.
.
.
And we all know its true.
woo hoo?
.
.
.
And we all know its true.
woo hoo?
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: chuckles on July 25, 2008, 03:57:58 PM
Post by: chuckles on July 25, 2008, 03:57:58 PM
*Barges in, and plops down on the ruler's throne.*
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Ares_God_of_War on July 25, 2008, 04:00:36 PM
Post by: Ares_God_of_War on July 25, 2008, 04:00:36 PM
geeze, I hope you clean that up afterward
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: The_Baroness on July 25, 2008, 04:01:31 PM
Post by: The_Baroness on July 25, 2008, 04:01:31 PM
*hands chuckles a french maid outfit* clean it...
NOW
NOW
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: chuckles on July 25, 2008, 04:11:53 PM
Post by: chuckles on July 25, 2008, 04:11:53 PM
*cleans french maids outfit*
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: The_Baroness on July 25, 2008, 04:15:41 PM
Post by: The_Baroness on July 25, 2008, 04:15:41 PM
ehhh no no.. wear the french maid outfit and clean the room...
*sighs shaking her head*
*sighs shaking her head*
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Ares_God_of_War on July 25, 2008, 10:47:59 PM
Post by: Ares_God_of_War on July 25, 2008, 10:47:59 PM
no cleaning yet I see
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: The_Baroness on July 26, 2008, 05:19:05 PM
Post by: The_Baroness on July 26, 2008, 05:19:05 PM
don'¡t have much to add, but can't leave you ruling, since i am the only one that can rule this place
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Ares_God_of_War on July 26, 2008, 06:33:45 PM
Post by: Ares_God_of_War on July 26, 2008, 06:33:45 PM
but yet you arent anymore
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: The_Baroness on July 26, 2008, 06:49:58 PM
Post by: The_Baroness on July 26, 2008, 06:49:58 PM
But I am the most capable.... i have a PH.D in Horribleness
see?
[spoiler](http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk44/Baronesa_1980/PhD-Horribleness-Large-Baroness.jpg)[/spoiler]
see?
[spoiler](http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk44/Baronesa_1980/PhD-Horribleness-Large-Baroness.jpg)[/spoiler]
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Ares_God_of_War on July 26, 2008, 07:32:51 PM
Post by: Ares_God_of_War on July 26, 2008, 07:32:51 PM
Bah! You and your fancy book-smart evilness. Why in my day we didn't need some Professor or Dean to tell us we were evil. We knew by the screams of the insignifigant peopns in our wake. You may be book-smart evil but I am street smart evil :sword
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: chuckles on July 26, 2008, 07:50:41 PM
Post by: chuckles on July 26, 2008, 07:50:41 PM
...and I'm totally self taught evil...
Well, okay I'm not as much evil as just out of touch with reality.
But I rule.......eh?
Well, okay I'm not as much evil as just out of touch with reality.
But I rule.......eh?
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Ares_God_of_War on July 26, 2008, 08:11:24 PM
Post by: Ares_God_of_War on July 26, 2008, 08:11:24 PM
You should be cleaning right now
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: chuckles on July 27, 2008, 03:07:15 AM
Post by: chuckles on July 27, 2008, 03:07:15 AM
What a great idea...*gives it a good clean*
Now let's do something about the color of these walls.
Now let's do something about the color of these walls.
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Deaths Jester on July 27, 2008, 11:06:37 AM
Post by: Deaths Jester on July 27, 2008, 11:06:37 AM
I was here and then was there but now am back to give ye heck! MWUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Ares_God_of_War on July 27, 2008, 11:15:55 AM
Post by: Ares_God_of_War on July 27, 2008, 11:15:55 AM
Thats it. give em heck
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Deaths Jester on July 27, 2008, 11:29:38 AM
Post by: Deaths Jester on July 27, 2008, 11:29:38 AM
*give Ares a can of heck...super duty sized*
Here ye go. Want some more?
Here ye go. Want some more?
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: The_Baroness on July 27, 2008, 11:40:09 AM
Post by: The_Baroness on July 27, 2008, 11:40:09 AM
*takes her chance to rule again*
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Ares_God_of_War on July 27, 2008, 11:41:21 AM
Post by: Ares_God_of_War on July 27, 2008, 11:41:21 AM
...as fleeting as it is
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Deaths Jester on July 27, 2008, 11:51:03 AM
Post by: Deaths Jester on July 27, 2008, 11:51:03 AM
What the 'ell? Oh well..I become the ruler again, just as it begins!
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Ares_God_of_War on July 27, 2008, 01:55:38 PM
Post by: Ares_God_of_War on July 27, 2008, 01:55:38 PM
and just as it begins it ends again
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: The_Baroness on July 27, 2008, 01:56:36 PM
Post by: The_Baroness on July 27, 2008, 01:56:36 PM
ditto
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Ares_God_of_War on July 27, 2008, 03:00:36 PM
Post by: Ares_God_of_War on July 27, 2008, 03:00:36 PM
page 14 already
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: chuckles on July 27, 2008, 03:30:11 PM
Post by: chuckles on July 27, 2008, 03:30:11 PM
Wow! That many already. It seems like only 13 pages ago there as just one little old page.
P.S. I rule.
P.S. I rule.
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: The_Baroness on July 27, 2008, 03:40:05 PM
Post by: The_Baroness on July 27, 2008, 03:40:05 PM
nope, i rule
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Ares_God_of_War on July 27, 2008, 04:56:52 PM
Post by: Ares_God_of_War on July 27, 2008, 04:56:52 PM
I rule more
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: chuckles on July 27, 2008, 05:55:34 PM
Post by: chuckles on July 27, 2008, 05:55:34 PM
Look, this isn't getting us anywhere.
Why don't you fine people just relax, and take it easy for awhile. Go out, and grab a cup of coffee.
And I'll stay here, and sorta tidy up the place. What do you say gang?
*waits for response*
Why don't you fine people just relax, and take it easy for awhile. Go out, and grab a cup of coffee.
And I'll stay here, and sorta tidy up the place. What do you say gang?
*waits for response*
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: The_Baroness on July 27, 2008, 06:02:15 PM
Post by: The_Baroness on July 27, 2008, 06:02:15 PM
*opens a diet coke and sit on a comfy chair* sounds nice... i will watch while you work on this
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Ares_God_of_War on July 27, 2008, 06:08:14 PM
Post by: Ares_God_of_War on July 27, 2008, 06:08:14 PM
Hey this isnt a show. Poor Chuckles isnt part of some really boring "Truman Show". Have some respect
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: The_Baroness on July 27, 2008, 06:19:10 PM
Post by: The_Baroness on July 27, 2008, 06:19:10 PM
then i command ytou to join him, ares... both of you would look really nice with the french maid uniforms *throws the magic uniforms at chuckles and ares and in a puff they are both dressed as french maids*
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: chuckles on July 27, 2008, 06:27:43 PM
Post by: chuckles on July 27, 2008, 06:27:43 PM
*Touches hands with Ares*
"French servant powers, activate"
"Shape of a ruler"
*Becomes a ruler.....in a french maids outfit*
"French servant powers, activate"
"Shape of a ruler"
*Becomes a ruler.....in a french maids outfit*
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: The_Baroness on July 27, 2008, 06:29:33 PM
Post by: The_Baroness on July 27, 2008, 06:29:33 PM
*picsk the plastic 30 cm long ruler and sighs leaving it on the desk*
well thats one less to challenge me
well thats one less to challenge me
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Ares_God_of_War on July 27, 2008, 07:27:25 PM
Post by: Ares_God_of_War on July 27, 2008, 07:27:25 PM
*form of a Tyrannasaurus*
Fear my awesomely rediculous might of the Frnch Maid Tyrannosaur
Fear my awesomely rediculous might of the Frnch Maid Tyrannosaur
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: The_Baroness on July 28, 2008, 09:22:37 AM
Post by: The_Baroness on July 28, 2008, 09:22:37 AM
*giggles as she see the cute dinosaur in french maid outfit clean the room *
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Core on July 28, 2008, 03:27:39 PM
Post by: Core on July 28, 2008, 03:27:39 PM
...
:angry:
there are no donuts in this thread!
oOo a tyrannosaurus!... in a french maid outfit...
too weird, im leaving!
:angry:
there are no donuts in this thread!
oOo a tyrannosaurus!... in a french maid outfit...
too weird, im leaving!
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Ares_God_of_War on July 28, 2008, 03:37:30 PM
Post by: Ares_God_of_War on July 28, 2008, 03:37:30 PM
And I rule once more
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Core on July 29, 2008, 02:39:52 AM
Post by: Core on July 29, 2008, 02:39:52 AM
quick question: is it last one to post here rules this forum, or last one to post here goes head-to-head in a fight to the death with the phantom bunburyist himself to wrest control of the tower of tuffets from his evil hands?
cause depending which one it is i may try harder...
cause depending which one it is i may try harder...
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: The_Baroness on July 29, 2008, 03:47:48 AM
Post by: The_Baroness on July 29, 2008, 03:47:48 AM
uhmmm try as hard as you might...
but i rule this !!
but i rule this !!
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: chuckles on July 29, 2008, 05:55:01 AM
Post by: chuckles on July 29, 2008, 05:55:01 AM
Make that "ruled" as in past tense...........*Laughs like a fiend*
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Ares_God_of_War on August 03, 2008, 10:24:21 AM
Post by: Ares_God_of_War on August 03, 2008, 10:24:21 AM
Well that was long enough
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Deaths Jester on August 03, 2008, 11:30:54 AM
Post by: Deaths Jester on August 03, 2008, 11:30:54 AM
I rule...no doubt about it...see it's in writing right over htere. *points to wall that reads "DJ rules all!"*
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: The_Baroness on August 03, 2008, 11:31:57 AM
Post by: The_Baroness on August 03, 2008, 11:31:57 AM
*blast wall off*
uhmm where?
uhmm where?
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Deaths Jester on August 03, 2008, 11:33:08 AM
Post by: Deaths Jester on August 03, 2008, 11:33:08 AM
Quote from: The_Baroness on August 03, 2008, 11:31:57 AM
*blast wall off*
uhmm where?
*sets Baroness one fire*
That's what ye get for blasting my ruling wall!
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Ares_God_of_War on August 03, 2008, 11:55:54 AM
Post by: Ares_God_of_War on August 03, 2008, 11:55:54 AM
*throws 5 grenades into the room to clear out the riff-raff*
Ka-Boom
Ka-Boom
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Deaths Jester on August 03, 2008, 11:58:26 AM
Post by: Deaths Jester on August 03, 2008, 11:58:26 AM
Quote from: Ares_God_of_War on August 03, 2008, 11:55:54 AM
*throws 5 grenades into the room to clear out the riff-raff*
Ka-Boom
Ohhh...grenades...I love grenades...they make everyone else look like me! YEA!
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: BWPS on August 03, 2008, 09:12:00 PM
Post by: BWPS on August 03, 2008, 09:12:00 PM
The only way one of us can rule this forum is if we get this topic locked. And so I'm going to break every rule!!!!
is
my
new
signature!
George Bush doesn't care about short people.
|3U77
And now for the inevitable lock!
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George Bush doesn't care about short people.
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And now for the inevitable lock!
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Ares_God_of_War on August 03, 2008, 11:03:47 PM
Post by: Ares_God_of_War on August 03, 2008, 11:03:47 PM
well at least we got it to page 15 before the lock
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: chuckles on August 03, 2008, 11:51:32 PM
Post by: chuckles on August 03, 2008, 11:51:32 PM
Hey, we're pretty cool...huh? :thumbup:
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: The_Baroness on August 04, 2008, 04:03:53 AM
Post by: The_Baroness on August 04, 2008, 04:03:53 AM
*teleports back into forum and turn her force field off* ok that saved me... and....
i rule again
i rule again
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: GogglesPizanno on August 04, 2008, 08:29:18 AM
Post by: GogglesPizanno on August 04, 2008, 08:29:18 AM
I disappear for a while and what happens, you all go crazy -- voodoo? grenades? AARP?!?
... though I respect for BWPS for his well planned coup attempt.
Its Madness!!!
But now Im back, you may all bow before me as the glorious and compassionate ruler I am (except you Randy).
Let the showering of gifts begin!
... though I respect for BWPS for his well planned coup attempt.
Its Madness!!!
But now Im back, you may all bow before me as the glorious and compassionate ruler I am (except you Randy).
Let the showering of gifts begin!
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Ares_God_of_War on August 04, 2008, 12:06:49 PM
Post by: Ares_God_of_War on August 04, 2008, 12:06:49 PM
Here's a gift for you - It's a nice ticking box :)
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: GogglesPizanno on August 04, 2008, 04:02:03 PM
Post by: GogglesPizanno on August 04, 2008, 04:02:03 PM
Ooooooooo pretty.
Hey, wait a minute....
... is this a....
YES.
A new Hello Kitty Alarm clock!!
How did you know?
Hey, wait a minute....
... is this a....
YES.
A new Hello Kitty Alarm clock!!
How did you know?
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: MJB on August 04, 2008, 05:32:27 PM
Post by: MJB on August 04, 2008, 05:32:27 PM
Quote from: BWPS on August 03, 2008, 09:12:00 PM
The only way one of us can rule this forum is if we get this topic locked. And so I'm going to break every rule!!!!
[snip]
And now for the inevitable lock!
While this was a valiant effort to win the war, it was all for nothing. While it would be well within my mighty marvelous modding abilities to lock this thread I have chosen to let it remain open.
Instead of locking this thread I decided instead to give Randyripoff your home address. Enjoy fending off his army of Sharkmen™. :twisted:
-MJB
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Ares_God_of_War on August 04, 2008, 05:49:29 PM
Post by: Ares_God_of_War on August 04, 2008, 05:49:29 PM
Yay! Sharkmen™.
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: GogglesPizanno on August 04, 2008, 09:47:43 PM
Post by: GogglesPizanno on August 04, 2008, 09:47:43 PM
They taste like chicken
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: chuckles on August 05, 2008, 01:44:28 AM
Post by: chuckles on August 05, 2008, 01:44:28 AM
Yummy, anyone have a good Sharkman™ recipe?
And what wine goes best with Randy's minions? :unsure:
And what wine goes best with Randy's minions? :unsure:
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Deaths Jester on August 05, 2008, 01:36:02 PM
Post by: Deaths Jester on August 05, 2008, 01:36:02 PM
Mmmm...Shark-people!
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Ares_God_of_War on August 05, 2008, 03:46:23 PM
Post by: Ares_God_of_War on August 05, 2008, 03:46:23 PM
Nope just Sharkmen™. The Sharkwomen™ have a better union and aren't currently in the employ of Randy.
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: GogglesPizanno on August 05, 2008, 04:04:18 PM
Post by: GogglesPizanno on August 05, 2008, 04:04:18 PM
I keep killing Randy so Im guessing the Shark Women are currently enjoying the vacation of unemployment.... or else have moved on to more stable employment. No Union would let its workers stay with an empoyer who keeps getting killed. I think that breaks a bylaw or something.
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: randyripoff on August 05, 2008, 05:24:46 PM
Post by: randyripoff on August 05, 2008, 05:24:46 PM
No one here has ever killed me and no one ever will. I ignore all of your feeble attacks simply because I choose to...
Oh, and SharkMen(TM) taste of hot laser death. Remember that the next time you want to chow down on one and find yourself missing the back of your head.
Oh, and SharkMen(TM) taste of hot laser death. Remember that the next time you want to chow down on one and find yourself missing the back of your head.
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: BWPS on August 05, 2008, 09:29:33 PM
Post by: BWPS on August 05, 2008, 09:29:33 PM
Randy, your minions couldn't even take out Ryan Seacrest's big toe!
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Deaths Jester on August 06, 2008, 10:31:31 AM
Post by: Deaths Jester on August 06, 2008, 10:31:31 AM
It just cause it's Ryan Seacrest and becuase his toes are so highly manicured.
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: GogglesPizanno on August 06, 2008, 12:15:51 PM
Post by: GogglesPizanno on August 06, 2008, 12:15:51 PM
Randy should appear on American Idol so we could eliminate all of them in one fell swoop....
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Ares_God_of_War on August 12, 2008, 12:10:08 PM
Post by: Ares_God_of_War on August 12, 2008, 12:10:08 PM
I'm bored so I will rule again
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: GogglesPizanno on August 12, 2008, 12:19:58 PM
Post by: GogglesPizanno on August 12, 2008, 12:19:58 PM
Try hitting Randy with a steak...
In fact As my Final Reign of this thread I command all to start hitting Randy with a steak (or perhaps a porkchop if you want to be frugal)
In fact As my Final Reign of this thread I command all to start hitting Randy with a steak (or perhaps a porkchop if you want to be frugal)
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Mr. Cow on August 12, 2008, 12:25:37 PM
Post by: Mr. Cow on August 12, 2008, 12:25:37 PM
*comes out of hybernation just long enough to rule the forum*
I hereby decree that everyone in the forum must end every sentence with the word pie.
I HAVE SPOKEN PIE!
Also i find throwing steak a racist act pie.
I hereby decree that everyone in the forum must end every sentence with the word pie.
I HAVE SPOKEN PIE!
Also i find throwing steak a racist act pie.
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: The_Baroness on August 12, 2008, 03:51:15 PM
Post by: The_Baroness on August 12, 2008, 03:51:15 PM
uhmmmmm now this is disturbing....
people still think they can rule in my place...
people still think they can rule in my place...
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Ares_God_of_War on August 12, 2008, 04:26:32 PM
Post by: Ares_God_of_War on August 12, 2008, 04:26:32 PM
Everyone can rule in your place...pie
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: GogglesPizanno on August 12, 2008, 04:44:49 PM
Post by: GogglesPizanno on August 12, 2008, 04:44:49 PM
Let them eat cake...pie
no cake...pie
Noooooooo. cake...pie
oh forget it...pie
no cake...pie
Noooooooo. cake...pie
oh forget it...pie
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Ares_God_of_War on August 12, 2008, 10:13:43 PM
Post by: Ares_God_of_War on August 12, 2008, 10:13:43 PM
I dont think its too hard to have more rhymes than Abe Vigoda...pie
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: MJB on August 18, 2008, 02:41:47 PM
Post by: MJB on August 18, 2008, 02:41:47 PM
Your 5 day rule has come to an end, Ares. Bow before the new ruler.
-MJB
-MJB
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Ares_God_of_War on August 18, 2008, 05:52:05 PM
Post by: Ares_God_of_War on August 18, 2008, 05:52:05 PM
You forgot the word...pie ;)
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: UnfluffyBunny on August 21, 2008, 11:22:21 AM
Post by: UnfluffyBunny on August 21, 2008, 11:22:21 AM
*uses an elaborate set up of impossible machines in a preset time travelling loop to squash the next poster with an uncalculable amount of force, bending the very space fabric of time to re-emptive-uber any attempts to uber out of being squashed*
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Ares_God_of_War on August 21, 2008, 11:27:44 AM
Post by: Ares_God_of_War on August 21, 2008, 11:27:44 AM
I shall post for I am eternal. As long as there is war I will be.
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: GogglesPizanno on August 21, 2008, 03:57:39 PM
Post by: GogglesPizanno on August 21, 2008, 03:57:39 PM
pie.
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Ares_God_of_War on August 21, 2008, 04:55:04 PM
Post by: Ares_God_of_War on August 21, 2008, 04:55:04 PM
eip
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: MJB on August 21, 2008, 11:31:24 PM
Post by: MJB on August 21, 2008, 11:31:24 PM
The pie is a lie. Em is your saviour. Bow, one & all!!!
-MJB
-MJB
Title: Re: Last one to post here rules this forum!
Post by: Ares_God_of_War on August 21, 2008, 11:36:44 PM
Post by: Ares_God_of_War on August 21, 2008, 11:36:44 PM
I only fell for that line once. I was young and needed the money :(
...pie
...pie