TAKE COVER!
*takes covers, pillows and quilts*
Now what?
Randy goes all passive and wussy and potentially engages in the petty theft of bedding and housewares because kkhohoho says so??
Randy has a QUILT!?!
It's a TRAP!!
I've often thought that Bedding Barn was little more than a front for someone's illegal activity. Little did I know that Ripsnort was involved.
*playfully inserts a pin into Randy's hair, which incites a loud popping noise*
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Fop o' th' Morning
who is doing the writing for the randyripoff comics now? bendis?
(gets under desk and covers head with arms!) AAAHHHAAAHHHAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAH!!!!
I'm still amazied this desk is atomic bomb proof!
Quote from: docdelorean88 on September 24, 2008, 01:04:48 PM
(gets under desk and covers head with arms!) AAAHHHAAAHHHAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAH!!!!
I'm still amazied this desk is atomic bomb proof!
Sure...but is it bulletproof too?
*leans under desk and shoots docdelorean88 many, many time. smiles as the floor runs red with his blood*
Ooops, I guess not bulletproof.
Quote from: randyripoff on September 24, 2008, 04:41:23 PM
Quote from: docdelorean88 on September 24, 2008, 01:04:48 PM
(gets under desk and covers head with arms!) AAAHHHAAAHHHAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAH!!!!
I'm still amazied this desk is atomic bomb proof!
Sure...but is it bulletproof too?
*leans under desk and shoots docdelorean88 many, many time. smiles as the floor runs red with his blood*
Ooops, I guess not bulletproof.
DocDelorean88 Jumps out from under the desk and rips off his work suit and glasses to reveal a capital "S" and blue and red spandex. (The desk might not be bullet proof but what says i'm not)
SuperDoc Flies out from under the desk and melts Randy Rip Off A.K.A Lex Rip Off, with his heat vision.
Then Super Doc dives into a phone booth and comes out with a new set of clothes. Yes, that's right, i have fabric vision as well. :lol:
Quote from: docdelorean88 on September 25, 2008, 01:49:49 PM
Quote from: randyripoff on September 24, 2008, 04:41:23 PM
Quote from: docdelorean88 on September 24, 2008, 01:04:48 PM
(gets under desk and covers head with arms!) AAAHHHAAAHHHAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAH!!!!
I'm still amazied this desk is atomic bomb proof!
Sure...but is it bulletproof too?
*leans under desk and shoots docdelorean88 many, many time. smiles as the floor runs red with his blood*
Ooops, I guess not bulletproof.
DocDelorean88 Jumps out from under the desk and rips off his work suit and glasses to reveal a capital "S" and blue and red spandex. (The desk might not be bullet proof but what says i'm not)
SuperDoc Flies out from under the desk and melts Randy Rip Off A.K.A Lex Rip Off, with his heat vision.
Then Super Doc dives into a phone booth and comes out with a new set of clothes. Yes, that's right, i have fabric vision as well. :lol:
In other words, you're not afraid to be mauled, cut into pieces, packaged into a 1 by 1 tin, and then shipped to Timbuktu by the wrath of Randy?
Ah... What? I see you have a confuse-o-type keyboard. Touche my friend, Touche.
Quote from: docdelorean88 on September 25, 2008, 01:49:49 PM
DocDelorean88 Jumps out from under the desk and rips off his work suit and glasses to reveal a capital "S" and blue and red spandex. (The desk might not be bullet proof but what says i'm not)
SuperDoc Flies out from under the desk and melts Randy Rip Off A.K.A Lex Rip Off, with his heat vision.
Then Super Doc dives into a phone booth and comes out with a new set of clothes. Yes, that's right, i have fabric vision as well. :lol:
*remembers that he loaded up the .45 with hallucinogenic bullets that morning*
Quote from: ow_tiobe_sb on September 24, 2008, 08:22:47 AM
I've often thought that Bedding Barn was little more than a front for someone's illegal activity. Little did I know that Ripsnort was involved.
*playfully inserts a pin into Randy's hair, which incites a loud popping noise*
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Fop o' th' Morning
What ye didn't know? Yeah, Ripsnort has the
Bedding Barn, while I control
Bed, Bath & Beyond.
-DJ
Quote from: Deaths Jester on September 26, 2008, 07:52:28 AM
Quote from: ow_tiobe_sb on September 24, 2008, 08:22:47 AM
I've often thought that Bedding Barn was little more than a front for someone's illegal activity. Little did I know that Ripsnort was involved.
*playfully inserts a pin into Randy's hair, which incites a loud popping noise*
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Fop o' th' Morning
What ye didn't know? Yeah, Ripsnort has the Bedding Barn, while I control Bed, Bath & Beyond.
-DJ
Narrator: And so began the dreaded Bedding Wars, destined to result in many a sleepless night...
Quote from: Alaric on September 26, 2008, 08:22:54 AM
Narrator: And so began the dreaded Bedding Wars...
Narrator: ... the outcome of which was decided by The Return of the (Mattress) King!
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Fop o' th' Morning
MATTRESS LAND!
Quote from: GogglesPizanno on September 23, 2008, 08:05:48 PM
Randy goes all passive and wussy and potentially engages in the petty theft of bedding and housewares because kkhohoho says so??
Randy has a QUILT!?!
It's a TARP!!
Fixed :P
You know, if I was in charge there'd be a blanket ban on this sort of silliness...
*charges the eyebrow with 50 billion volts*
Quote from: randyripoff on September 29, 2008, 06:46:06 PM
*charges the eyebrow with 50 billion volts*
That's the worst case of sticker shock over a bill that I've ever seen.
Quote from: randyripoff on September 29, 2008, 06:46:06 PM
*charges the eyebrow with 50 billion volts*
Volts, Schmolts. As my science teacher used to say "Its the amps that kill the elephants" (he was speaking in the abstract, I would like to think)
:P Whoever said resistance was useless?
Quote from: The Phantom Eyebrow on September 30, 2008, 09:56:10 AM
Whoever said resistance was useless?[/size]
It's not useless, it's futile.
*drops 90 tonnes of Marshall amps on the Phantom Eyebrow's head*
Quote from: randyripoff on September 30, 2008, 01:08:14 PM
Quote from: The Phantom Eyebrow on September 30, 2008, 09:56:10 AM
Whoever said resistance was useless?[/size]
It's not useless, it's futile.
Nonsense; resistance is
feudal!
*leads army of Medieval knights in full armor against Randy*
Armor? Full armor? Heavy, difficult to maneuver armor? Metal armor?
SharkMen(TM)! Set lasers on "rust"! Attack!
*watches the SharkMen(TM) turn Alaric's army into stone statues before using several howitzers to turn them into sardines for the SharkMen(TM)*
We interrupt this important news bulletin for an interruption!
We now return you to your regular important news bulletin.
Quote from: randyripoff on September 30, 2008, 01:08:14 PM
*drops 90 tonnes of Marshall amps on the Phantom Eyebrow's head*
Well that certainly hurt! :wacko:
(So Randy is an exponent of the Marshall arts... who knew?)
Well, they do go to 11
*drops 30 tonnes of 18'' models of Stonehenge on the Phantom Eyebrow*
Oh the humanity...oh sorry...wrong place, wrong time!
Quote from: randyripoff on October 01, 2008, 08:34:09 PM
Well, they do go to 11
*drops 30 tonnes of 18'' models of Stonehenge on the Phantom Eyebrow*
Stone-henge! Where a man is a man, and the children dance to the pipes of Pan.
* Awaits in fear of being clubbed about the head with either a frying pan or a length of lead pipe *
*Tramples The Eyebrow with dancing children*
Didn't see that coming!
Quote from: The Hitman on October 09, 2008, 04:27:23 PM
*Tramples The Eyebrow with dancing children*
Didn't see that coming!
No... you might have, but I certainly didn't.
But then again you're not as confused as I am, are you? It's not your job to be as confused as me...
Quote from: The Hitman on October 09, 2008, 04:27:23 PM
*Tramples The Eyebrow with dancing children*
Didn't see that coming!
Can he actually see anything? Does he even have eyes beneath the eyebrows? Does he? DOES HE?
Quote from: Gremlin on October 20, 2008, 03:31:10 PM
Can he actually see anything? Does he even have eyes beneath the eyebrows? Does he? DOES HE?
BAH! Of course the Eyebrow's eyes are beneath his eyebrows!
(They'd look pretty stupid above them or to the side, wouldn't they?)
He's just a bit near-sighted.
:P
Dutch Gouda Cheese for everyone!
*hands out cheese*
I am insulted by your implications, sir.