*points pistol at adorable kitten's head*
(http://www.thecatgallery.com/images/kitten-arrested.jpg)
The next person to make a pun-titled birthday thread has this kitten's blood on his hands.
As well as, probably, some brain and chunks of skull.
Okay, and maybe it won't be on the hands, precisely. Splatter is hard to aim.
BUT REGARDLESS!
The puns must die.
Why have you always hated puns Spuddle? I remember countless threats of violence against me for an endless stream of puns (both good and bad.)
You can't make me stop punning!
Whatever happens, ha-puns!
Puns Fo-evah!
Go ahead... litter the kitty!
You got the grit to do that?
Let's see you give it a shot!
Can you handle the resulting catastrophe?!
Will you commit a feline felony? Huh? Huh?
Besides, I doubt that's a real pistol... I bet it's a potato gun.
"A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself." — Doug Larson
Yes, and a well-timed pun is a schlock on the clock.
There's nothing wrong with puns.
Quote from: Protomorph on July 15, 2008, 01:43:32 PM
There's nothing wrong with puns.
There is for those that don't punderstand them.
For those its a form of pun-ishment
I don't know what Spud has against Ernie's best buddy. But I'll make him feel welcome, regardless of Spud's wrath.
Happy Bert-day!
Okay, well I might have contributed to a few such posts but I did not at any time make a pun-titled birthday thread so I feel confident in asserting this once that I have not driven Spud to catricide.
(Although, if I had seen this thread first it might have given me pause)
Quote from: The Phantom Eyebrow on July 18, 2008, 04:12:07 PM
Okay, well I might have contributed to a few such posts but I did not at any time make a pun-titled birthday thread so I feel confident in asserting this once that I have not driven Spud to catricide.
(Although, if I had seen this thread first it might have given me paws)
fixed :P
Spud, speaking as a cat owner, you have crossed the line to a cat-astrophic degree. Oh yes. :D
I guess all the puns hurt Spud's felines!
Quote from: Panther_Gunn on July 18, 2008, 08:46:31 PM
Quote from: The Phantom Eyebrow on July 18, 2008, 04:12:07 PM
Okay, well I might have contributed to a few such posts but I did not at any time make a pun-titled birthday thread so I feel confident in asserting this once that I have not driven Spud to catricide.
(Although, if I had seen this thread first it might have given me paws)
fixed :P
Bad choice of word.
Quote from: Glitch Girl on July 23, 2008, 01:02:08 PM
Quote from: Panther_Gunn on July 18, 2008, 08:46:31 PM
Quote from: The Phantom Eyebrow on July 18, 2008, 04:12:07 PM
Okay, well I might have contributed to a few such posts but I did not at any time make a pun-titled birthday thread so I feel confident in asserting this once that I have not driven Spud to catricide.
(Although, if I had seen this thread first it might have given me paws)
fixed :P
Bad choice of word.
You're just mad you didn't think of it first. :lol:
Quote from: Panther_Gunn on July 23, 2008, 02:25:06 PM
Quote from: Glitch Girl on July 23, 2008, 01:02:08 PM
Quote from: Panther_Gunn on July 18, 2008, 08:46:31 PM
Quote from: The Phantom Eyebrow on July 18, 2008, 04:12:07 PM
Okay, well I might have contributed to a few such posts but I did not at any time make a pun-titled birthday thread so I feel confident in asserting this once that I have not driven Spud to catricide.
(Although, if I had seen this thread first it might have given me paws)
fixed :P
Bad choice of word.
You're just mad you didn't think of it first. :lol:
She meant the word "fixed," Panther. =P
I think that he knows that she meant that, it's you that don't know that he knows that she means that.
(http://i36.tinypic.com/14cvi4y.jpg)
Speaking of who knows who meant what, I do hope you know that I knew when I said what I said, what it was I was saying. My words were not chosen randomly back there. Maybe you weren't to know; it was an uncharacteristic foray into subtlety for me (which may be where the doubt arose) and, after all, nobody's perfect.
Quote from: The Phantom Eyebrow on July 24, 2008, 12:45:40 PM
Speaking of who knows who meant what, I do hope you know that I knew when I said what I said, what it was I was saying. My words were not chosen randomly back there. Maybe you weren't to know; it was an uncharacteristic foray into subtlety for me (which may be where the doubt arose) and, after all, nobody's purrfect.
Fixed. :P
Pun.
FORIAMSPAM!
Glad I'm a dog lover....
Quote from: JeyNyce on July 28, 2008, 11:54:10 AM
Glad I'm a dog lover....
Get thee hence with such abominations, freak! This is a family-friendly forum. <_<
oh, I'm *so* getting trouble for that one....
Quote from: Panther_Gunn on July 28, 2008, 12:22:57 PM
Quote from: JeyNyce on July 28, 2008, 11:54:10 AM
Glad I'm a dog lover....
Get thee hence with such abominations, freak! This is a family-friendly forum. <_<
oh, I'm *so* getting trouble for that one....
:doh: You got me!
I'm supremely disappointed in the reception my obscure visual pun is getting. :thumbdown:
Quote from: Midnight on July 28, 2008, 11:19:41 PM
I'm supremely disappointed in the reception my obscure visual pun is getting. :thumbdown:
I definitely don't know what that thing is or get it at all. Maybe you should explain it and then we can pretend to still think it's funny.