Video Paradise
6:17 PM
Tommy: Hey Jeff you could you tell me what the hell this is?
Jeff: Um... A movie.
Tommy: Cou;d you go ahead and read the title.
Jeff: "Defile".
Tommy: And could you tell me what its say below that?
Jeff: "Rated X".
Tommy: We only rent out G to R movies here. So you the hell did you order this?
Jeff: I thought it was about something else.
Tommy: Jeff, the title is "Defile", what the hell else is it going to be about?
Jeff: I thought it was a documentary. I swear, man, I thought it was rated R.
Tommy: There's a tied up naked woman on the cover. All the posters show men raping women. Do you really think it's going to be rated R? No!
9: 36 PM
Jeff: Hey Tommy. I need some help up here.
Tommy: No way, man! I'm not smelling your finger again.
Jeff: It's about a customer.
Tommy: I swear to god, if it's another handpuppet, I'm kicking your arse.
Small Asian Man: When, hen key! Dia cho ne parei kelso feen.
Jeff: It's like he's trying to speak to me in some sort of odd language.
Tommy: He's speaking Japanese, you dumbass. Hoga chi. Lei len cho tow.
Small Asian Man: Lep lee shin so me les too.
Jeff: What'd he say?
Tommy: He wants to rent "Defile".
More coming soon. :D