it's all for you, Damian.
"I'm Marshall Flinkman. I'm here to rescue you."
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Fop o' th' Morning
"I just want to say good luck, we're all counting on you."
th_ehitm_an
The Hitman and a Blatant Ripoff
"Klaatu varada nikto"
"Never give up, trust your instincts"
"Just shoot the dang thing"
"I just want to say good luck, we're all counting on you."
"BeardedInLair? I crap bigger than him!" *drops to floor and does one-handed push-ups*
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Fop o' th' Morning
LOOK, MY ROFLCOPTER GOES ZZZT ZZZT ZZZT ZZZT!
*FLYS OFF HAHHAROFL*
reeeborneeers, come out and pla-ay!
kneel before spam!
none shall pass!
(c'mon, someone help me figure out how to set up ezscript freeroam in my plea for help in the mod forum!)
"I just want to say good luck, we're all counting on you."
all spam and no spam makes spam a spam spam
...
ACHOO!
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."
I have of late, but wherefore I know not, lost all my mirth and indeed it goes so heavily with my disposition that this goodly frame the earth seems to me a sterile promontory; this most excellent canopy the air, look you, this mighty o'rehanging firmament, this majestical roof fretted with golden fire; why, it appeareth nothing to me but a foul and pestilent congregation of vapours. What a piece of work is a man, how noble in reason, how infinite in faculties, how like an angel in apprehension, how like a God! The beauty of the world, paragon of animals; and yet to me, what is this quintessence of dusk. Man delights not me, no, nor women neither, nor women neither.
"Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue over who killed who"
Quote from: lmalonsof on May 14, 2008, 12:57:32 AM
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."
MMMMM This IS a tasty burger!
Ask me your questions, Bridgekeeper, I am not afraid.
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here; this is the war room!
"I just want to say good luck, we're all counting on you."
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v243/ow_tiobe_sb/anarchy_symbol.png)
I am an anti-Christ!
I am an anarchist!
Don't know what I want,
but I know how to get it.
I wanna destroy the passerby
'cos I wanna be anarchy!
*destroys thread with his axe and sets fire to his head, Arthur Brown-style*
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Git Vicious
Quote from: ow_tiobe_sb on May 14, 2008, 08:08:38 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v243/ow_tiobe_sb/anarchy_symbol.png)
I am an anti-Christ!
I am an anarchist!
Don't know what I want,
but I know how to get it.
I wanna destroy the passerby
'cos I wanna be anarchy!
*destroys thread with his axe and sets fire to his head, Arthur Brown-style*
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Git Vicious
Sledgehammer to the nose!
*hits ow_tiobe_sb in the nose with a sledgehammer....really, really hard*
Duck, I says...
Quote from: Alaric on May 16, 2008, 08:15:32 PM
Why a duck?
Sounds more like a dickfer to me.
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Fop o' th' Morning
Quote from: ow_tiobe_sb on May 16, 2008, 08:20:48 PM
Quote from: Alaric on May 16, 2008, 08:15:32 PM
Why a duck?
Sounds more like a dickfer to me.
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Fop o' th' Morning
What's that?
"Get down and par-tay!" *blasts everyone with his poozi*
Quote from: Deaths Jester on May 17, 2008, 08:17:12 AM
"Get down and par-tay!" *blasts everyone with his poozi*
What's a poozi? Is it like a duck?
FORIAMSPAM!
Quote from: BWPS on May 16, 2008, 11:11:52 PM
What's that?
*clears throat* A dickfer.
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Fop o' th' Morning
tiobe, there're only so many ways to say this but....you're ridiculous. Get off the stage.
Quote from: Previsionary on May 17, 2008, 09:43:50 PM
tiobe, there're only so many ways to say this but....you're ridiculous. Get off the stage.
You've been sharing too many pipes with TUE of late, Prev. I believe you've stolen his "GIN MONKEY" schtick without his permission.
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Fop o' th' Morning
P.S. Besides, 'tis none of my fault that BWPS messed up his cue.
i beg your pardon, but were you attempting dialogue with oneself? i really must presume that you were speaking thusly, as myself being the only one present, thereby informing the directive of your elocution.
Quote from: Spam on May 17, 2008, 03:09:16 PM
What's a poozi? Is it like a duck?
No, but you certainly should, once the poozi is unholstered.
If anybody's unholseterin' anythin' around here...it's gonna be me.
What's everybody lookin at?
Yah, I ain't dead. So what?
Quote from: Grendal_71 on May 25, 2008, 06:31:42 PM
If anybody's unholseterin' anythin' around here...it's gonna be me.
What's everybody lookin at?
Your--ahem--pea-shooter.
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Fop o' th' Morning
Hey brother, it ain't the size of the shooter, it's the caliber of the legume that counts....an, this ain't no sugar-snap, that's fer sure.
Quote from: Grendal_71 on May 25, 2008, 06:45:51 PM
Hey brother, it ain't the size of the shooter, it's the caliber of the legume that counts....an, this ain't no sugar-snap, that's fer sure.
OOOOOOHHHHH...
So YOU'RE a poozi... jeez, I've been trying to figure that one out.
FORIAMSPAM!
Quote from: Spam on May 25, 2008, 08:31:35 PM
Quote from: Grendal_71 on May 25, 2008, 06:45:51 PM
Hey brother, it ain't the size of the shooter, it's the caliber of the legume that counts....an, this ain't no sugar-snap, that's fer sure.
OOOOOOHHHHH...
So YOU'RE a poozi... jeez, I've been trying to figure that one out.
FORIAMSPAM!
Ye still wondering what a Poozi is...oh man. *Grabs Grendal, aims him at Spam, and fires poo all over Spammy*
There now ye know.
Oh! Um, sorry about that! I knew I had too much fiber at breakfast! :tmi
Quote from: Deaths Jester on May 26, 2008, 10:35:03 AM
Quote from: Spam on May 25, 2008, 08:31:35 PM
Quote from: Grendal_71 on May 25, 2008, 06:45:51 PM
Hey brother, it ain't the size of the shooter, it's the caliber of the legume that counts....an, this ain't no sugar-snap, that's fer sure.
OOOOOOHHHHH...
So YOU'RE a poozi... jeez, I've been trying to figure that one out.
FORIAMSPAM!
Ye still wondering what a Poozi is...oh man. *Grabs Grendal, aims him at Spam, and fires poo all over Spammy*
There now ye know.
Ooooh, chocolate PUDDING! Not poozi. I gotcha.
FORIAMSPAM!
Quote from: Spam on June 06, 2008, 12:29:25 PM
Quote from: Deaths Jester on May 26, 2008, 10:35:03 AM
Quote from: Spam on May 25, 2008, 08:31:35 PM
Quote from: Grendal_71 on May 25, 2008, 06:45:51 PM
Hey brother, it ain't the size of the shooter, it's the caliber of the legume that counts....an, this ain't no sugar-snap, that's fer sure.
OOOOOOHHHHH...
So YOU'RE a poozi... jeez, I've been trying to figure that one out.
FORIAMSPAM!
Ye still wondering what a Poozi is...oh man. *Grabs Grendal, aims him at Spam, and fires poo all over Spammy*
There now ye know.
Ooooh, chocolate PUDDING! Not poozi. I gotcha.
FORIAMSPAM!
Ummm...that's not pudding Spammy.
Quote from: Deaths Jester on June 07, 2008, 10:44:26 AM
Quote from: Spam on June 06, 2008, 12:29:25 PM
Quote from: Deaths Jester on May 26, 2008, 10:35:03 AM
Quote from: Spam on May 25, 2008, 08:31:35 PM
Quote from: Grendal_71 on May 25, 2008, 06:45:51 PM
Hey brother, it ain't the size of the shooter, it's the caliber of the legume that counts....an, this ain't no sugar-snap, that's fer sure.
OOOOOOHHHHH...
So YOU'RE a poozi... jeez, I've been trying to figure that one out.
FORIAMSPAM!
Ye still wondering what a Poozi is...oh man. *Grabs Grendal, aims him at Spam, and fires poo all over Spammy*
There now ye know.
Ooooh, chocolate PUDDING! Not poozi. I gotcha.
FORIAMSPAM!
Ummm...that's not pudding Spammy.
Oh...
*shakes erratically*
Nope... still grossed out...
*takes a nice cold shower*
FORIAMSPAM!
Quote from: Spam on June 12, 2008, 12:29:17 AM
Quote from: Deaths Jester on June 07, 2008, 10:44:26 AM
Quote from: Spam on June 06, 2008, 12:29:25 PM
Quote from: Deaths Jester on May 26, 2008, 10:35:03 AM
Quote from: Spam on May 25, 2008, 08:31:35 PM
Quote from: Grendal_71 on May 25, 2008, 06:45:51 PM
Hey brother, it ain't the size of the shooter, it's the caliber of the legume that counts....an, this ain't no sugar-snap, that's fer sure.
OOOOOOHHHHH...
So YOU'RE a poozi... jeez, I've been trying to figure that one out.
FORIAMSPAM!
Ye still wondering what a Poozi is...oh man. *Grabs Grendal, aims him at Spam, and fires poo all over Spammy*
There now ye know.
Ooooh, chocolate PUDDING! Not poozi. I gotcha.
FORIAMSPAM!
Ummm...that's not pudding Spammy.
Oh...
*shakes erratically*
Nope... still grossed out...
*takes a nice cold shower*
FORIAMSPAM!
*sneaks over to Spammy's shower water supply hose disconnect it and reconnects it to a septic tank* Hehehehehehehe!
Where'd the septic tank come from?
Quote from: Cdub on June 13, 2008, 12:42:37 PM
Where'd the septic tank come from?
...
*realizes that he's standing right next to a septic tank*
Conflab you,
Spetic Tank Team of America Dispense Force Agency 1-3, located in Dallas, Texas, for making this septic tank attainable right next to where I'm standing! It's like a fricken' fire hydrant, or something!
FORIAMSPAM!
Now what in the world is a "spetic-tank"?....The nature of the septic tank spewing its....um....fermented festering filth like a methane cornucopia is all too plain I'm afraid.
Spammy, you have had a tetanus shot recently...right? right?
Quote from: Grendal_71 on June 14, 2008, 10:13:07 AM
Now what in the world is a "spetic-tank"?....The nature of the septic tank spewing its....um....fermented festering filth like a methane cornucopia is all too plain I'm afraid.
Spammy, you have had a tetanus shot recently...right? right?
Yes. Why, does that bother you in any way, shape, or form? Are you against people getting medical treatment? :ph34r:
...
and it was a typo. Deel wif ert. :P
FORIAMSPAM!
*fries Spam and feeds him to Vikings*
*scallops out the eyeballs of the Phantom Eyebrow*
*Using a nailgun, pins Ow_Tiobe_SB's skin to a polar bear*
The popular vote is meaningless! Bow down to me now!
I think Ow_Tiobe needs to watch his back. The wrath of Randy is near. :shock2:
-MJB
What is the law? What is the law? What is the law?
(island of dr moreauaiau)