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Community Forums => Film, Television, Video and Music Discussion => Topic started by: BentonGrey on April 29, 2008, 02:05:02 PM

Title: Take That Batman!
Post by: BentonGrey on April 29, 2008, 02:05:02 PM
http://home.att.net/~markaaronjames/markaaronjames/AquamansLament.mp3
Title: Re: Take That Batman!
Post by: tk on April 29, 2008, 02:39:42 PM
So Batman can't talk to fish. Big deal.  Batman's got buttloads of powers.  Like rockclimbing powers, samuri sword powers, hangliding powers.  Plus those sweet arm-blades. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLd4SLcRbZI
Title: Re: Take That Batman!
Post by: bat1987 on April 29, 2008, 03:16:47 PM
But I think he could do it with enough prep time  :P
Title: Re: Take That Batman!
Post by: GogglesPizanno on April 29, 2008, 04:12:38 PM
We can ALL talk to fish....
The trick is getting them to talk back!
Title: Re: Take That Batman!
Post by: Ajax on April 29, 2008, 08:25:54 PM
Psssh

Flash is where it's at. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TW4fLXWjgE)
Title: Re: Take That Batman!
Post by: tk on April 29, 2008, 08:40:44 PM
Yeah, they're all mega cool. But...well...

http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc254/tylerkenny/tob.jpg (http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc254/tylerkenny/tob.jpg)
Title: Re: Take That Batman!
Post by: bredon7777 on April 29, 2008, 08:54:24 PM
Ok, that Aquaman link comes off as 3 minutes of complete silence!?!  WTH?

Is it a gag like, I dont understand it because I'm not a fish?

R
Title: Re: Take That Batman!
Post by: tk on April 29, 2008, 09:20:39 PM
...are you on mute?...Cause it plays for me.  It's a song about Aquaman and it complains about how he's not as famous as TGD Batman.  In the beginning is a Super Friends clip where Aquaman says "You stay here Batman.  I'll go ask my aquatic friends if they've seen anything suspicious."  To which Batman replys, "I already solved the whole damn case Arthur." (Ok he doesn't...but he should)  It also says "take away that Batmobile, Batboat, Batbelt, Batbutler, he's just another boring guy.  As if.  He's the best detective in the world, he's master of all 127 major forms of combat, and he has perfected the "Clint Eastwood stare" that, when used correctly, can make practically anyone wet their pants on the spot.   
Title: Re: Take That Batman!
Post by: The Hitman on April 30, 2008, 08:03:19 PM
Quote from: tk on April 29, 2008, 09:20:39 PM
...are you on mute?...Cause it plays for me.  It's a song about Aquaman and it complains about how he's not as famous as TGD Batman.  In the beginning is a Super Friends clip where Aquaman says "You stay here Batman.  I'll go ask my aquatic friends if they've seen anything suspicious."  To which Batman replys, "I already solved the whole damn case Arthur." (Ok he doesn't...but he should)  It also says "take away that Batmobile, Batboat, Batbelt, Batbutler, he's just another boring guy.  As if.  He's the best detective in the world, he's master of all 127 major forms of combat, and he has perfected the "Chuck Norris stare" that, when used correctly, can make practically anyone explode on the spot.  

Fixed. Your welcome.  :P
Title: Re: Take That Batman!
Post by: tk on April 30, 2008, 08:33:29 PM
Way of the Dragon.
Period.
Batman>Bruce Lee>Clint Eastwood>Chuck Norris>everyone else.
Chuck Norris is cool though.  He's mastered Tang Soo Do, Tai Kwon Doe, Shito ryu Karate, and Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, which, to me, is more impressive than all of those lame jokes about him. 
Still, 4<127.
Title: Re: Take That Batman!
Post by: BentonGrey on May 01, 2008, 04:58:13 PM
Haha, I'm not actually trying to say that Aquaman is better than Batman, (in my mind, the big 7 are all equal in a way) but I thought the song was a lot of fun. 
Title: Re: Take That Batman!
Post by: tk on May 01, 2008, 05:09:33 PM
Song was funny.  And yeah I suppose the big seven have their own strengths.  That's what makes them such a great team.

Still...
(http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc254/tylerkenny/tob.jpg)
Title: Re: Take That Batman!
Post by: BentonGrey on May 01, 2008, 05:23:37 PM
Batman's been my favorite forever, and I believe in the old cliche, that he can beat anyone not skyfather level with some prep, but I do hate that story for so many other reasons.
Title: Re: Take That Batman!
Post by: tk on May 01, 2008, 06:26:01 PM
Really? I liked it.  What didn't you like about it?