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Title: Why Superman Will Always Stinks
Post by: JeyNyce on April 09, 2008, 03:56:19 PM
It's an article I found on Digg.  I figure it should be a good read & discussion for comic lovers.

http://www.bamkapow.com/bk-feature-why-superman-will-always-suck-1189-p.html
Title: Re: Why Superman Will Always Stinks
Post by: AfghanAnt on April 09, 2008, 04:11:54 PM
 :thumbdown: The same can be said about every popular hero but I did find some of this humorous.
Title: Re: Why Superman Will Always Stinks
Post by: Talavar on April 09, 2008, 04:16:49 PM
An interesting, but I think somewhat shallow examination of Superman, that sounds like it was written by someone without that much first-hand knowledge of the character.  There are beings in the DC universe that can hurt him without involving kryptonite.  They sell his story-arc in Kingdom Come short, and but fail to mention that in Superman: Peace on Earth, the companion to Batman: War on Crime, Superman goes up against a problem he can't beat by punching it, and fails - exactly like they say they'd like to see!

They also sell Superman's morality short.  They talk about how his power isn't earned, but ignore the enormous temptation to "fix" problems more drastically that Superman must have, an issue that the Timm cartoons addressed on several occassions.  For someone with the power of a god to steadfastly refuse to act like a jerk says something, and it's that aspect of him that is more important as a beacon of hope rather than his overwhelming physical power.  And really, how many superheros earn their powers?  Batman and....?  It's a short list, most are just lucky.

They also ignore Superman's story as the (North) American fable - an immigrant who makes good in his adopted homeland, instead calling him on not having the right to uphold America's mortality because he's a foreigner.

I think Superman does have a lot of limitations as a character, but this article doesn't explore them particularly well.
Title: Re: Why Superman Will Always Stinks
Post by: detourne_me on April 09, 2008, 09:04:49 PM
well thought-out Talavar!

other superheroes with earned powers i can think of : doctor strange, iron fist, iron man, ted kord, steel, daredevil, hourman, sandman, ray palmer, hank pym, etc.
but the earned power > given power argument doesn't hold too much water for story ideas,  look at the entire X-men mythology.

Title: Re: Why Superman Will Always Stinks
Post by: Panther_Gunn on April 09, 2008, 09:16:21 PM
As I forced myself to read past the first paragraph, all I could keep thinking was "geeze, who wrote this, Lex Luthor?"  That's some serious, irrational, selective-logic hating of Superman there.  Notice how he completely avoids the "Batman with resources & time to plan=better than anyone in existance" issue.  Kind of like poll data....you can make it say just about anything, depending on how you present it, and what you include & exclude.
Title: Re: Why Superman Will Always Stinks
Post by: stumpy on April 09, 2008, 09:46:16 PM
Well, that was a waste of several minutes.

I honestly can't remember reading a less insightful essay on Superman. Even with political allusions and uniformed vitriol, that article is easily less interesting than the character it fails to explore. Others here have essentially said what crossed my mind as I read it and I especially concur that the author is engaged in a pretty transparent game of cherry-picking. Someone who had never read Superman might come away thinking he must be some sort of uber-powered robot who goes around doing little more than beating up purse snatchers and volunteering for disaster relief, occasionally stopping to throw a jaywalker into prison. If that were the case then I suppose the character would be pretty dull. But, presenting Superman that way isn't really giving an honest representation of the character.

Leaping from one shallow criticism to the next and never pausing to question any of the premises makes for a frustrating read and tempts one to refute him point-by-silly-point, but ultimately, it's not worth it. It's more fun just to re-read the All-Star Superman series and consider the article refuted. :P
Title: Re: Why Superman Will Always Stinks
Post by: Gremlin on April 09, 2008, 10:24:11 PM
I was gonna go do a point-by-point rebuttal, but I don't have any evidence I can cite, just my own opinions.  And I'd wanna be smart about it to make this guy look dumb and ill-researched.

Superman is my favorite. :thumbup:
Title: Re: Why Superman Will Always Stinks
Post by: doctorchallenger on April 10, 2008, 05:49:16 AM
Quote from: Gremlin on April 09, 2008, 10:24:11 PM
I was gonna go do a point-by-point rebuttal, but I don't have any evidence I can cite, just my own opinions.  And I'd wanna be smart about it to make this guy look dumb and ill-researched.

Superman is my favorite. :thumbup:


I'll give you a hand:

QuoteSuperman has no values of his own, so he's content to just uphold the values of the ruling class; this prevents him from becoming a dangerous vigilante a la Frank Castle, but it also means he has no legitimate opinions of his own where crime is concerned. In Paul Dini's storybook series on DC superheroes, Batman had to deal with gangland violence, Wonder Woman fights terrorism, and Superman tries to end world hunger. This is no accident – Superman is way too morally simplistic to deal with complex things like the "wars" on drugs or terror. In Batman: War on Crime, Bats comes up against a young boy holding a gun on him. Batman, understanding the complexity of crime and the reasons for its existence, talks the kid into dropping the gun and giving up a life of violence.

It is pretty obvious that Miller's vision of Superman in DKR made a lasting impression on this guy.  It all depends on your definition of (1) what the limits of the ruling class are, and  what qualifies as "support".  Superman does not, by and large,  try to change the socio-political staus quo, and as aresult the ruling elites continue to maintain their grip on power because of Superman's non-interference. There have been many stories in which Superman tries to regulate human behavior more actively.  The Dini story, which the author references, Kingdom Come, even Superman IV: The Quest for Peace.  With each story Superman is confronted with the decision between enforcing his will, or allowing humans to have individual choice - the classic order versus freedom cunundrum - and always he ends up opting for individual freedom, despite the fact that it leads to bad things. 

I would like to say something about the notion of taking on world hunger being in the the words of the author "simplistic."  The same can be said of the author's analysis.  I guess that to the author cirme and terrorism are more 'complex' because they have obvious human agents - people who choose to be criminals or terrorists, whereas a person doesn't starve because the fodder for our grocery stores decides to up and rebel.  Cows aren't acquiring Grodd-like intelligence and planning to take out the human race; No plant-matter character called "Bad Apple" with an an agenda to turn humans into people sauce and people juice has been confronted by the Justice League.  What this author forgets (but Dini did not) is that the productio and distribution of food is a human enterprise.  I might be wrong, but I believe that we currently produce enough food to feed all of humanity to a degree beyond minimum subsistance level - though I am willing to admit I have no evidence proving that at the moment.  It's just that human agricultural production is not equally distributed, and that this inequallity is not completely a function of market forces.  As Dini demonstrates in his story, the distribution of food is has been used as a weapon against populations, and this practice has a long history (There was plenty of food in Ireland during the Irish Potato Famine, for example).  All of the Dini books in that series look at the "Bad Guy" with a level of comlexity that the author does not ascribe to the Superman story; in EACH story the hero is forced to concede he/she can only confront the problem in a limited way as a costumed superhero.  In this regard the Superman stroy is NO DIFFERENT than the others in the series.

Now to the "ruling class" issue.  Superman, at this point, is an American Heartland New Dealer, kind of the Harry Truman, to Batman's FDR.  If anybody cares to notice,  the support of New Deal agenda and its political decendents in the American heartland has waned considerably in the last 30 years, judging by the fact that these states have tended to go Republican in elections.  I'm not criticizing, just pointing out a historic fact.  So one could argue, by embodying the values of the New Deal, the political regime that held sway in the years of the character's creation, he stands in opposition to the current political trends in both the region in which he was supposed to be raised and in the country as a whole, thus stands in opposition to the prvailing political constellation.  Again, it is how you define ruling class.
Title: Re: Why Superman Will Always Stinks
Post by: danhagen on April 10, 2008, 06:44:15 AM
Superman's power is "earned," psychologically. He lost his parents and his entire race and was cast into space as a vulnerable infant. A steeper price for his powers can hardly be imagined.
If a fictional character who has created a whole genre and industry and earned worldwide fame and several hundred millions dollars steadily across seven decades "sucks," I'd certainly be interested to see what a successful character might look like.
Title: Re: Why Superman Will Always Stinks
Post by: detourne_me on April 10, 2008, 06:50:17 AM
Minor quibble, but can we get a mod to remove the final 's' in this thread's title?
Between this and 'stop hateing' I think I'll have a grammeurysm
Title: Re: Why Superman Will Always Stinks
Post by: BWPS on April 10, 2008, 07:21:56 AM
Quote from: detourne_me on April 10, 2008, 06:50:17 AM
Minor quibble, but can we get a mod to remove the final 's' in this thread's title?
Between this and 'stop hateing' I think I'll have a grammeurysm
Hi, welcome to the internet! Please keep in mind that grammar effects nothing of any importance.
Title: Re: Why Superman Will Always Stinks
Post by: Uncle Yuan on April 10, 2008, 07:59:00 AM
Quote from: BWPS on April 10, 2008, 07:21:56 AM
Quote from: detourne_me on April 10, 2008, 06:50:17 AM
Minor quibble, but can we get a mod to remove the final 's' in this thread's title?
Between this and 'stop hateing' I think I'll have a grammeurysm
Hi, welcome to the internet! Please keep in mind that grammar effects nothing of any importance.

Except communication . . . (whee!  Here we go again!!! :lol:)
Title: Re: Why Superman Will Always Stink
Post by: herodad1 on April 10, 2008, 08:41:02 AM
superman was never one of my favorites but you cant help but like his character.i guess the way they wrote some of his stories back in the late 60's through the 70's is why i steered away from him as a kid.(pulling planets out of orbit was alittle to much for a superman.)i was always drawn more toward marvel for their attempt at some realism/scientific explanations.over the years the writing for dc has gotten better.john byrnes run on superman was my favorite.he powered him down and tried to give us answers for alot of superman questions.i really like the way he's portrayed in the jla/jlu series.i dont keep up with dc/superman stories but i do have a question.john bryne touched on the point of superman generating a natural forcefield,thats why his costume doesnt get destroyed and that he has telekinetic powers thats how he flies and lifts objects without them falling apart as well as fly with super heavy objects.whats your superman fan opinions on how he's so invulnerable/dense but only weigh around 240-260 pounds?
Title: Re: Why Superman Will Always Stink
Post by: bearded on April 10, 2008, 10:00:41 AM
Quote from: herodad1 on April 10, 2008, 08:41:02 AM
superman was never one of my favorites but you cant help but like his character.i guess the way they wrote some of his stories back in the late 60's through the 70's is why i steered away from him as a kid.(pulling planets out of orbit was alittle to much for a superman.)i was always drawn more toward marvel for their attempt at some realism/scientific explanations.over the years the writing for dc has gotten better.john byrnes run on superman was my favorite.he powered him down and tried to give us answers for alot of superman questions.i really like the way he's portrayed in the jla/jlu series.i dont keep up with dc/superman stories but i do have a question.john bryne touched on the point of superman generating a natural forcefield,thats why his costume doesnt get destroyed and that he has telekinetic powers thats how he flies and lifts objects without them falling apart as well as fly with super heavy objects.whats your superman fan opinions on how he's so invulnerable/dense but only weigh around 240-260 pounds?
he actually weighs 22 tons, but is actually constantly levitating.  if he ever turned off his flight power, he would sink into the ground.
Title: Re: Why Superman Will Always Stinks
Post by: herodad1 on April 10, 2008, 12:12:24 PM
really.i always wondered about that.did they explain that in a certain issue?is that something his body does automatically?what happens when he sleeps?what about his early years before he flew?another dc quirk i never cared for is they never really explain things.they just say "oh,he's just an alien..they can do those things".one of marvels greatest things done was their 80's marvel universe handbooks.they explained everything.even the characters limitations.dc tried doing their versions of the handbooks but never in detail.they would say superstrength but never how strong so that it left a open door for their character to be stronger,faster,ect.thats why i always hated dc/marvel crossovers.marvel always seemed to come up short somehow.dont take all this the wrong way...there are quite a few dc characters i like.captain marvel,green lantern(HAL JORDON),green arrow,jonn jonzz,and flash just to name a few but i think sometimes when the companies write the stories they forget that their readers arent just kids.
Title: Re: Why Superman Will Always Stinks
Post by: yell0w_lantern on April 10, 2008, 12:45:01 PM
I have a hard time accepting that article as anything other than ill-conceived tripe. And I'm not much of a Superman fan either. Any written composition which relies so heavily on expletives lacks a certain amount of credibility and is a negative reflection on the intelligence and skill of the author.

I do like Captain Marvel better.
Title: Re: Why Superman Will Always Stinks
Post by: Talavar on April 10, 2008, 01:11:35 PM
Quote from: detourne_me on April 09, 2008, 09:04:49 PM
well thought-out Talavar!

other superheroes with earned powers i can think of : doctor strange, iron fist, iron man, ted kord, steel, daredevil, hourman, sandman, ray palmer, hank pym, etc.
but the earned power > given power argument doesn't hold too much water for story ideas,  look at the entire X-men mythology.

I said it was a short list, not a non-existant one.  Now compare that to the list of super-heroes who just luck into their powers.
Title: Re: Why Superman Will Always Stinks
Post by: Ajax on April 10, 2008, 03:14:24 PM
Quote from: Talavar on April 10, 2008, 01:11:35 PM
Quote from: detourne_me on April 09, 2008, 09:04:49 PM
well thought-out Talavar!

other superheroes with earned powers i can think of : doctor strange, iron fist, iron man, ted kord, steel, daredevil, hourman, sandman, ray palmer, hank pym, etc.
but the earned power > given power argument doesn't hold too much water for story ideas,  look at the entire X-men mythology.

I said it was a short list, not a non-existant one.  Now compare that to the list of super-heroes who just luck into their powers.

One could say the prejudices that the X-Men and other mutants face on a day to day basis is another means of "earning" their powers. I find the arguement that him losing the parents/planet he never knew, effects him on some level a bit weak. He found out when he was in his teens, not to mention he is physically identical to your average person, and there is no indication he can't reproduce. If he were like Martian Manhunter who is physically different, even though he can shape shift he still feels like an alien, then it would carry more weight. But all in all, Supes is THE American hero. The only character more American than Supes is Captain America and for obvious reasons.

The thing that adds depth to Superman is the very thing that makes him Superman, aka his powers. On one hand he is one of the most powerful individuals in the universe, on the other hand he constantly has to be cautious of how he interacts with people out of fear he might harm them unintentionally. The JLU series touched on this.
Title: Re: Why Superman Will Always Stinks
Post by: Alphanaut on April 10, 2008, 05:51:20 PM
Anyone read the rebuttal?
http://www.bamkapow.com/rebuttal-defender-of-truth-justice-and-the-american-way-1204-p.html
Title: Re: Why Superman Will Always Stinks
Post by: BWPS on April 10, 2008, 10:43:06 PM
Quote from: Alphanaut on April 10, 2008, 05:51:20 PM
Anyone read the rebuttal?
http://www.bamkapow.com/rebuttal-defender-of-truth-justice-and-the-american-way-1204-p.html

Is it ok to like Batman and Superman?
Title: Re: Why Superman Will Always Stinks
Post by: DrMike2000 on April 10, 2008, 11:20:09 PM
The author of the article just doesnt get it.

No fictional character has ever earned their powers, they were all handed to them by the writer. Whether its Superman's vast array of hard powers, or Sherlock Holmes' ability to deduce anything, they're part and parcel of the character. They usually get balanced with a few burdens to bear, to help them evoke our empathy.

Similarly with Indestructibility. All heroes are indestructable, unless they're in a deliberately "life is cheap" story like X-Statix, Strike Force Morituri or Blakes' Seven where the writer has decided that he/she will kill off characters at random in the name of realism. Batman is indestructible!

Frank Castle has a "complex" take on problems like the "War on Drugs" while Superman would throw 70% of the current college populace in prison? (Presumably for smoking weed..) I'd see it the other way around if anything.

In the end, why bother rebutting this? Theres a perfectly good illustrated rebuttal to all this tripe out there right now, with only two issues to go in its twelve part series. And Im not talking All-Star Batman ;)

Title: Re: Why Superman Will Always Stink
Post by: House Quake on April 11, 2008, 12:44:51 AM
Quote from: herodad1 on April 10, 2008, 08:41:02 AM
john bryne touched on the point of superman generating a natural forcefield,thats why his costume doesnt get destroyed and that he has telekinetic powers thats how he flies and lifts objects without them falling apart as well as fly with super heavy objects.whats your superman fan opinions on how he's so invulnerable/dense but only weigh around 240-260 pounds?
A lot of that has been cast to the way side.  The only thing which remains constant that Byrne introduced was that Kal-El's powers are derived exclusively from the sun... or like solar energies.  He is a walking talking solar energy cell.  Because energy has no mass... he's not particularly dense... nor does he generate a force field.  His invulnerability is more so ultrafast healing to the point most conventional damage is healed virtually instantaneously.  But he can be hurt and over whelmed.  Recently he had damaged his ability to absorb solar energy and walked around for a significant time powerless.. until his abilities started creeping back after months.

Nowadays his costume gets shredded just as often as anyone else... which is rare.  Ergo no force field.  Likewise when he lifts things.. its no different than any other super being lifting.  Its one of those things you just let comic book science rule... because if they explained it one way for him.. they would have to explain it for every one else since super strength is not exclusive to just him.  Which in itself was the problem with some of Byrne's explanations.  He tried to explain things 'scientifcally' for Superman.. but these apects of his abilities are not exclusive to him.

Really... how often do you see Wonder Womans strapless top get blown off...?  Is it TK holding them puppies in..?

But really with Supes even if his costume doesn't get shredded as much as others.. its a lot safer to assume it isnt made out of standard off the shelf materials. He does have access to resources from advanced civilizations and such.  I'm sure some where down the line he came across some super scotch guard or something.

Oh yeah... the TK strength thing wasn't tossed totally out... it was given to explain Conner Kent's super strength.
Title: Re: Why Superman Will Always Stinks
Post by: detourne_me on April 11, 2008, 05:53:14 AM
Quote from: Uncle Yuan on April 10, 2008, 07:59:00 AM
Quote from: BWPS on April 10, 2008, 07:21:56 AM
Quote from: detourne_me on April 10, 2008, 06:50:17 AM
Minor quibble, but can we get a mod to remove the final 's' in this thread's title?
Between this and 'stop hateing' I think I'll have a grammeurysm
Hi, welcome to the internet! Please keep in mind that grammar affects nothing of any importance.

Except communication . . . (whee!  Here we go again!!! :lol:)
hahaha!!!
and FIXED!
Title: Re: Why Superman Will Always Stinks
Post by: bearded on April 11, 2008, 06:43:58 AM
i made up the weight solution.  but i do recall that his cape and costume were made of his baby blanket from the rocket, hence invincible.  is this still true?
Title: Re: Why Superman Will Always Stinks
Post by: Protomorph on April 11, 2008, 07:31:10 AM
Quote from: bearded on April 11, 2008, 06:43:58 AM
i made up the weight solution.  but i do recall that his cape and costume were made of his baby blanket from the rocket, hence invincible.  is this still true?

That was silver age Supes.
Title: Re: Why Superman Will Always Stinks
Post by: danhagen on April 11, 2008, 08:45:08 AM
DrMike's reply is right on the money. By the way, the entire industry, and this web site, owes its very existence to Superman.
"This country is safe again, Superman, thanks to you!'
"No sir, warden. Don't thank me. We're all part of the same team."
Title: Re: Why Superman Will Always Stinks
Post by: The Enigma on April 11, 2008, 09:13:48 AM
Quote from: detourne_me on April 11, 2008, 05:53:14 AM
Quote from: Uncle Yuan on April 10, 2008, 07:59:00 AM
Quote from: BWPS on April 10, 2008, 07:21:56 AM
Quote from: detourne_me on April 10, 2008, 06:50:17 AM
Minor quibble, but can we get a mod to remove the final 's' in this thread's title?
Between this and 'stop hateing' I think I'll have a grammeurysm
Hi, welcome to the internet! Please keep in mind that grammar affects nothing of any importance.

Except communication . . . (whee!  Here we go again!!! :lol:)
hahaha!!!
and FIXED!

http://xkcd.com/326/ (although in this case, it is, in fact, probably meant to be 'affects')
Title: Re: Why Superman Will Always Stinks
Post by: catwhowalksbyhimself on April 11, 2008, 10:02:26 AM
Even as a strict grammarian who has studies advanced grammar in college, the difference between effect and affect are so subtile and intricate that you might as well just stop worrying about it.
Title: Re: Why Superman Will Always Stinks
Post by: Uncle Yuan on April 11, 2008, 10:56:50 AM
They are?  Have I been oversimplifying again?  Dang!
Title: Re: Why Superman Will Always Stink
Post by: Talavar on April 11, 2008, 01:22:35 PM
Quote from: House Quake on April 11, 2008, 12:44:51 AM
Quote from: herodad1 on April 10, 2008, 08:41:02 AM
john bryne touched on the point of superman generating a natural forcefield,thats why his costume doesnt get destroyed and that he has telekinetic powers thats how he flies and lifts objects without them falling apart as well as fly with super heavy objects.whats your superman fan opinions on how he's so invulnerable/dense but only weigh around 240-260 pounds?
A lot of that has been cast to the way side.  The only thing which remains constant that Byrne introduced was that Kal-El's powers are derived exclusively from the sun... or like solar energies.  He is a walking talking solar energy cell.  Because energy has no mass... he's not particularly dense... nor does he generate a force field.  His invulnerability is more so ultrafast healing to the point most conventional damage is healed virtually instantaneously.  But he can be hurt and over whelmed.  Recently he had damaged his ability to absorb solar energy and walked around for a significant time powerless.. until his abilities started creeping back after months.

I don't think I've ever read Superman's invulnerability described as ultra-fast healing, and I don't think it's how they depict it either.  I mean, even large caliber bullets bounce off, they don't hurt him then heal, ala the Hulk.  To use a gaming term, most of the time it's treated like damage reduction.  Anything not damaging enough gets ignored, anything that would go over hurts a little, but I haven't seen a pseudo-scientific reason given for why recently.

As to Superman's ability to not get knocked around all the time, he could also generate tremendous thrust in any direction at incredible speeds with his flight power.  By holding himself steady with the invisible thrust necessary to move at mach 15 or whatever, that can compensate for a pretty big impact, rather than necessitating a high density.
Title: Re: Why Superman Will Always Stinks
Post by: stumpy on April 11, 2008, 03:07:31 PM
I also have never heard that Superman's toughness is a form of super fast healing (though he does heal fast, too). Wouldn't that mean that bullets would go through him instead of bouncing off? But, I don't keep up on everything, so I could have missed a memo. I guess if the healing really were really, really fast, then the cells might repair themselves before any macroscopic damage (like tears) could appear... I'm not sure how that would be really different that just traditional invulnerability, though.

Either way, I do agree with HQ's larger observation that it seems like much of the Byrne rationales for Superman's powers have been cast aside. And, that's for the best, in my opinion.

Byrne's explanations never actually explained anything, so I never saw the point in changing them from the original (or at least Silver Age) explanations. I mean, saying his invulnerability comes from a telekinetic force field rather than just because his Kryptonian flesh is incredibly resistant to damage doesn't better explain anything because "telekinesis" isn't an understood mechanism any more than "yellow sun invulnerability" is. Saying a power is "telekinetic" isn't any closer to an explanation than saying it is "magic". Not that I have anything against telekinetic (or magic) power rationales for characters, but this is Superman, so why change the nature of his powers? As I recall, Byrne had some other powers like heat vision 'explained' as telekinetics, but there was never much point to the change.

Anyway, I don't have much use for most of the changes Byrne made (the overall powering-down was fine, but others had done that before (and since)), so I'm just as happy that they've been phased out.
Title: Re: Why Superman Will Always Stinks
Post by: detourne_me on April 11, 2008, 03:26:13 PM
the "welcome to the internet" barb is just insulting though,  this forum prevents us from using common words because it deems them inappropriate.

"Superman flung Braniac into a speeding Spalding truck. jimmies were bouncing all over the highway."

Why I have to read errors in the titles of two of the more popular threads at the moment, that happen to take top billing when coming to this site, just blows.
Title: Re: Why Superman Will Always Stinks
Post by: Previsionary on April 11, 2008, 03:39:46 PM
Quote from: detourne_me on April 11, 2008, 03:26:13 PM
Why I have to read errors in the titles of two of the more popular threads at the moment, that happen to take top billing when coming to this site, just blows.

Pshaw...as if we all don't make errors in posts. Tisn't that serious. At least Jey isn't making his thread a running thread of jokes, hypocrisy, and taking something that's a hobby super seriously as if it matters in life like another member.

I havent read this linked to article yet, but from the comments here...it sucks hardcore. If superman sucks for any reason, it'd be because of bad writing more than anything. Though, I may not like that certain writers keep portraying him as the super boyscout that overpowers everything one moment and is dumb as rocks/weaker than paper the next, I've just come to accept that as one of his other, unwritten, weaknesses. :P
Title: Re: Why Superman Will Always Stinks
Post by: herodad1 on April 13, 2008, 01:57:18 PM
i'd hate to have powers i constantly had to concentrate on to get them to work.i imagine alot of head aches. i could buy him having telekinetic/energy field generation augmenting him.it atleast explains how everything works.maybe on the way from krypton he was subjected to stellar energies that changed or mutated his natural kryptonian abilities.dunno!
Title: Re: Why Superman Will Always Stinks
Post by: stumpy on April 13, 2008, 02:27:12 PM
It doesn't explain how anything works any better than the old explanations did. Neither one was really plausible science, for starters. And, even within the realm of comic science, telekinesis is no better explanation for Superman's resistance to damage than just saying he has super tough skin. Not that one couldn't also resist damage with a bio-electric force field or whatever, but that isn't a better explanation, just another one. Both are just ways of saying, "He is very highly resistant to damage in a way without a scientific explanation, and this is a name we are attaching to the phenomenon." Similarly, the telekinetic field may be one rationale for why heavy things don't break apart when lifted, but it's not any better than just saying that, in comic books, things are tougher when lifted. Neither one is science in any way, but the latter doesn't leave everyone asking why things don't break apart when Captain Marvel or Wonder Woman or Iron Man any of a hundred other strong characters who aren't otherwise telekinetic lift something.

I would love to have powers. I'm not sure it would be a benefit to the world, though.  :lol:
Title: Re: Why Superman Will Always Stinks
Post by: catwhowalksbyhimself on April 13, 2008, 06:18:50 PM
QuoteAs to Superman's ability to not get knocked around all the time, he could also generate tremendous thrust in any direction at incredible speeds with his flight power.  By holding himself steady with the invisible thrust necessary to move at mach 15 or whatever, that can compensate for a pretty big impact, rather than necessitating a high density.

That actually makes sense, if you really need as explanation.  For some reason, though, strong character don't seem to fly around when hit, no matter if they can flight or not.  That's just  comic books for you.

TAS did change this, though. In that series, Superman is always getting tossed through buildings.
Title: Re: Why Superman Will Always Stinks
Post by: BWPS on April 16, 2008, 12:52:52 PM
Quote from: The Enigma on April 11, 2008, 09:13:48 AM
Quote from: detourne_me on April 11, 2008, 05:53:14 AM
Quote from: Uncle Yuan on April 10, 2008, 07:59:00 AM
Quote from: BWPS on April 10, 2008, 07:21:56 AM
Quote from: detourne_me on April 10, 2008, 06:50:17 AM
Minor quibble, but can we get a mod to remove the final 's' in this thread's title?
Between this and 'stop hateing' I think I'll have a grammeurysm
Hi, welcome to the internet! Please keep in mind that grammar affects nothing of any importance.

Except communication . . . (whee!  Here we go again!!! :lol:)
hahaha!!!
and FIXED!

http://xkcd.com/326/ (although in this case, it is, in fact, probably meant to be 'affects')

I totally baited that grammer correction! But way to post an xkcd!
Title: Re: Why Superman Will Always Stinks
Post by: Cdub on June 03, 2008, 09:03:23 PM
Honestly, the only DC character I really like is Green Lantern. I'm defineatly(sp.) a Marvel kinda guy.

Anyways, I have picked up a Superman comic or two and I never did again. Please don't take this personally guys, but to me it was like a great action movie with crappy dialouge. I mean, everyone goes out of their way to help Superman. In spider-man, they almost never do, infact, they usually do the oppisite.

Now that I got that out of the way, half the article was pointless. Kryptonite isn't Superman's only weakness. He is susseptible(sp.) to magic, he has to breath (although Mongul taught him to hold his breath for long periods of time), and he can die of age.

Another weakness is guilt. He always feels guilty that he can't save everyone.

Well, that's about it. See ya!
Title: Re: Why Superman Will Always Stinks
Post by: Aly Cat on June 11, 2008, 10:58:52 PM
I think Byrne's TK field was actually the personal forcefield that all living things have, just Supes' was more so than any other,actually preventing impacts & anything 'skin-tight' from being damaged (hence the never ripped uniform back then). They actually did change that to what it is now & I think that the best expaination would be that due to his strength, which would permeate EVERY part of his body, anything LESS than his power level (guns, mortar shells....etc) would do no damage, sort of like say a human being being injured by a fly; while it is true that SOME insects CAN hurt us,it's not the same thing since we are not as powerful as Superman. This would explain why he gets hurt by certain individuals who possess equal or greater strength (or power)than him. It's like Cap's sheild, it's the strongest metal in existance, but does no damage to the hulk when he hits him, but some 1 with greater strength (like the hulk vs the Maestro) it CAN cut even the hulk. The rapid healing aspect given by HQ is more along the Smallville version rather than the mainstream, tho' he DOES heal quickly I do not believe that this is the reason why bullets bounce off him & such; his invulneralbility is based primarily on the fact that these things have no affect on him, however, the more powerful the impact:the more he will feel it. Maybe I'm just rambling(cus I DO do that a lot), but that's my assessment on the subject.  ^_^
Title: Re: Why Superman Will Always Stinks
Post by: BlueBard on June 12, 2008, 06:48:53 AM
On Superman's super-strength/invulnerability...

The original premise for his super-strength and invulnerability was that he came from a planet with a higher gravity than Earth.  Therefore his body was far more dense than any human's.  Nonsense from a physics standpoint, but plausible if you apply a little suspension of disbelief.

This of course was before the advent of kryptonite.  Now you have to explain why exposure to kryptonite allows him to be injured.  Thus you have the stuff about TK and bio-energy fields, etc.

Now, it is inarguable that the radiation from a 'yellow sun' is what gives Superman his powers.  That's been built into the character from the very beginning and it has never been changed.

The original Superman did not actually fly.  That came later.  But when it did come it eventually was established that flying was an "act of will".  I seem to recall his super strength is also portrayed that way in some stories.  It would explain some of the applications of strength wherein the object he's handling isn't ripped apart by the stresses involved.  (Think moving planets, stopping falling jet planes in midair, etc) It's not a classic portrayal of telekinesis, but it fits what he's doing as well or better than anything else.

Really, just about every comic book character in existence is nonsense from a real-world physics standpoint.  I just throw physics out the window and enjoy the story.
Title: Re: Why Superman Will Always Stinks
Post by: BlueBard on June 12, 2008, 06:53:52 AM
Quote from: Alphanaut on April 10, 2008, 05:51:20 PM
Anyone read the rebuttal?
http://www.bamkapow.com/rebuttal-defender-of-truth-justice-and-the-american-way-1204-p.html

This rebuttal could stand to have a bit less Batman-bashing and it too is rather on the simplistic side.

But as to Supe's motivations, I think it's spot on.