Look no more. This site will help you come up with one. :D
Just type a word and presto!
http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi
Heres what i've tried so far:
word: Freedom Force
result: Come to Freedom Force, and Let's Get It Done.
word: Freedom Reborn
result: I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream for Freedom Reborn.
word: FFX
result:Probably The Best Ffx In The World.
word: Irrational Games
result: Beware of Expensive Irrational Games. :P
The best site ever! :thumbup:
Thanks :cool:
They're Waffly Gremlin!
YES!
(There was also "Feel the Raw, Naked Lee of the Road," which is hideously disturbing...)
Ahahaha...put in Verfall, got this, "Put A Verfall In Your Tank". Now just add "as" between In and Your and it's perfect.
The Phantom Bunburyist - It Looks Good on You
'Nuff said.
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and The Prat in the Hat
Moms like you choose C4.
A C4 Is Forever.
Ho Ho Ho, Green C4.
Nobody Does It Like C4.
hehe..this is good
Okay I am having a lot of laughs with this:
Tell Them About The BlkCasanova, Mummy.
Things Happen After a Volsung.
Italpornstar Really Satisfies.
Snap! Crackle! Carravagio!
hehe, thats fun, i only had time to check it out quickly but....
Fresh from the Captain's Camma!!!
The Loudest Noise Comes From The Electric El Condor
:thumbup:
This is strangely satisfying.
"The Lionheart Breakfast."
But I don't usually eat breakfast! (Bad, bad, Lionheart. Breakfast is good for you.)
Australians Wouldn't Give a Phantom Bunburyist for Anything Else!
'Tis good to know that I am appreciated down under...despite the rumours g'day and Carravaggio spread about me amongst their mates...
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and The Prat in the Hat
Washing Machines Live Longer With Alaric
Today's Alaric, Since 1903
Come See the Softer Side of Alaric
There's More Than One Way To Eat An Alaric (!)
Tonight, Let It Be Alaric
More Than Just an Alaric
Every Kiss Begins With Alaric
Kids Will Do Anything For Alaric
The Alaric For All Ages
Come Fly The Friendly Alaric
151 Countries, One Alaric
:cool:
There's Only One God Girl
Only God Girl Has The Answer
Get the Door - It's Detourne_me.
Shake the Bottle, Wake the Thunder.
When The Going Gets Tough, The Tough Get Thunder.
Poppin' Fresh Thunder.
Feel the Thunder.
Sweet as the Moment When the Thunder Went "Pop"
The Best Part of Waking Up is Thunder in Your Cup.
Thunder with the Less Fattening Centres.
And my favorite so far:
The Coolest Thunder on Ice.
Quote from: Alaric on December 10, 2007, 09:08:26 AM
Washing Machines Live Longer With Alaric
It's always good to have a trade to fall back on, in case the super-heroing doesn't work out.
Quote from: AlaricToday's Alaric, Since 1903
Wow, I didn't realize you were *that* old. You don't look a day over eighty. ;)
Quote from: AlaricCome See the Softer Side of Alaric
This one's obviously for the ladies.
Quote from: AlaricEvery Kiss Begins With Alaric
And this one had better be just for the ladies! :o
Quote from: AlaricKids Will Do Anything For Alaric
You fiend! What have you done to them? Mind control? Zombie juice? This dastardly deed will not go unpunished!
Quote from: Alaric151 Countries, One Alaric
As you can see, we have you outnumbered. Might as well just give yourself up & let the kids go.
This is great! I could spend ages on this, and its even fun trying to recognise where the original slogans come from
Phantom Eyebrow - The Freshmaker!
Just don't dunk me in cola
Promise her anything, but give her Phantom Eyebrow
Sound advice there.
I think, therefore Phantom Eyebrow
This is pretty deep... I think.
Wouldn't you rather be Phantom Eyebrow
Come on! Who among you has not asked yourself this before?
Phantom Eyebrow. It's what's for dinner
Er... I think I'll stop now and leave this thread before the Sharkmen get any ideas...
<_< I can't believe I'm posting this
Men Can't Help Acting On Boy With Pointy Stick.
You Like Kommando. Kommando Likes You.
Because I'm Worth Kommando.
Would You Give Someone Your Last Kommando?
Taste the Kommando.
You'll Look a Little Lovelier Each Day with Fabulous Pink Kommando.
o.0
Run For The Kommando.
The Kommando of Confidence.
Next to the Breast, Kommando's the Best.
o.0
Beanz Meanz Kommando.
Maybe She's Born With It, Maybe It's Figure Fan.
Yo Quiero Figure Fan.
Gee, Your Figure Fan Smells Terrific.
I'd Walk a Mile for a Figure Fan.
Bet You Can't Eat Figure Fan. :blink:
Four out of Five Dentists Recommend Figure Fan.
You Can Really Taste The Figure Fan! :blink:
Nothing Acts Faster Than Figure Fan.
How Many Licks Does it Take to Get to the Center of a Figure Fan? :wacko:
Figure Fan Tested, Mother Approved. LOL
That site is embarrassingly amusing.
How Refreshing! How Stumpy!
We Don't Make Stumpy. We Make Stumpy Better.
The Stumpy Goes Straight to your Head.
Kid Tested, Stumpy Approved.
and, of course,
You've Got Questions. We've Got Stumpy.
Quote from: stumpy on December 10, 2007, 11:39:28 PM
You've Got Questions. We've Got Stumpy.
Very True! :lol:
I am surprised we have not seen one of THE slogans yet
got stumpy?
or got C4? you know..
I ran across that one. Also the one for Manwich, Federal Express, MacDonalds, and many others that I recognized. Whoever put that together did a pretty good job of getting lots of slogans into their database.
Of course, then I started putting in words that yielded absolutely hilarious results, especially when you read them off that model's shirt... which are inappropriate for this forum. (http://home.graffiti.net/stumpyanker:graffiti.net/emoticons/blush3.gif)
buy unfluffy bunny now!
inspired by unfluffy bunny
unfluffy bunny strikes back
unfluffy bunny, be prepared
unfluffy bunny groove
Passion for Syn
the Syn way of life
with a name like Syn, it has to be good
Syn - Xtending service. (huh??? o_O)
El Diablo: You'll Look a Little Lovelier Each Day with Fabulous Pink El Diablo! :blink:
The Ant: Because I'm Worth The Ant! :blink:
Minute Man: Naughty, but Minute Man! :blink:
Iron Ox: They're Waffly Iron Ox! :blink:
Sea Urchin: It's Not TV. It's Sea Urchin! :blink:
Man O' War: Built Man O' War Tough! :blink:
Man-Bot: From Our Man-Bot to Yours! :blink:
Mentor: There's More Than One Way To Eat A Mentor! :blink:
Law: Happiness is Law-Shaped! :blink:
Order: Get the Door - It's Order! :blink:
Quetzalcoatl: Quetzalcoatl with the Less Fattening Centres!
Black Jack: Don't Leave Home Without Black Jack! :blink:
Sky King: Sweet as the Moment When the Sky King Went "Pop"! :blink:
Tricolour: Moving at the Speed of Tricolour! :blink:
Liberty Lad: Have You Had Your Liberty Lad Today! :blink:
Blackbird: Try Blackbird, You'll Like It! :blink:
Tombstone: Taste the Tombstone! :blink:
Green Genie: Have You Had Your Green Genie Today! :blink:
Alchemiss: I'm Not Gonna Pay A Lot For This Alchemiss! :blink:
Supercollider: Have Supercollider Your Way! :blink:
That is fun. It gave me:
Behold the power of AncientSpirit
AncientSpirit born and bred.
Obey your AncientSpirit.
If only everything in life was as reliable as an AncientSpirit
All you need is an AncientSpirit and a Dream.
Refreshes the AncientSpirit that Other Beers Cannot Reach.
Sharing the AncientSpirit of your Life.
And my personal favorite -- The AncientSpirit of a New Generation
QuoteLiberty Lad: Have You Had Your Liberty Lad Today!
!!!!
---------------and mine
Get Serious. Get Lunarman
Good Honest Lunarman Since 1896
I Can't Believe It's Not Lunarman
Lunarman Is Our Middle Name
Super Lunarman is Almost Here
"An Army of Valandar."
I like it!
Got a bunch of food-themed ones for some reason...
- Who would you have a Zuludelta with?
- Nothin' says lovin' like Zuludelta from the oven
- How do you eat your Zuludelta? :blink:
- The incredible edible Zuludelta
- The cream of Zuludelta
These one were a bit more disturbing:
- Daddy or Zuludelta?
- Men can't help acting on Zuludelta
- Where Zuludelta is a pleasure (aren't I always?)
Next to the Breast, LAW2's the Best.
Spreads Straight from the Law2.
For That Deep Down Body Law2.
Go On, Get Your Law2 Out.
It's the Law2 Fizz That Does The Bizz.
Yo Quiero Law2.
Law2 Saves Your Soul.
Not bad...Not bad at all. All of you remember that last one.... :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Here is what I got...
Raptor - Australian for beer. :huh:
Give that man a Raptor.
Ding Dong! Raptor calling!
Savour the Flavour of Raptor. :blink:
I'd Walk a Mile for a Raptor.
Doing It Right Before Your Raptor. :thumbup:
Hands that do dishes can be soft as your Spam.
There's first love, and there's Spam love.
Tough on dirt, gentle on Spam.
More Spam please. (PERFECT!)
Look for the Spam label. (Purty good. ^_^)
Clunk Click, Every Spam. (What?)
Every Spam helps. (It does.)
Recommended by Dr. Spam. (Mwuhahaha!)
Man, this is fun...
FORIAMSPAM!
If you go to the site's homepage, there's a whole lot more silly fun to be had:
Including the Shakespeare Quote Generator...
O excellent! I love Phantom Eyebrow better than figs.
Never was a story of more woe Than this of Juliet, and her Phantom Eyebrow.
To be, or not to be: that is the Phantom Eyebrow.
24 Dreaming...
Right now, tutus are plotting to spend all your money on a sharp urinal. My eagle and poster are cast-iron, and tea-strainers that I work with may be adorable.
I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the nicest nasty little sticky thing of my life.
And the Mechanical Contrivium, which came up with a number of interesting items of trivia, including...
If you put a drop of liquor on Phantom Eyebrow, he will go mad and sting himself to death.
Ideally, Phantom Eyebrow should be stored on his side at a temperature of 55 degrees.
Without Freedom Reborn, we would have to pollinate apple trees by hand.
Freedom Reborn has only one weakness - the colour yellow!
The state nickname of Iowa is 'The Freedom Reborn state'.
During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear Freedom Reborn had to pay a special Freedom Reborn tax.
Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are Freedom Reborn.
There's loads more stuff there I've not tried too
To be, or not to be: that is the God Girl.
I love it!!! 'eres a few that really seemed perfect!
Death's Jester: The Other White Meat.
Because Death's Jester is Complicated Enough.
Don't Leave Home Without Death's Jester.
Obey Your Death's Jester.
and my personal favorite...
There Ain't No Party Like A Death's Jester Party.
And the Shakespeare one that I feel fits the best:
Never was a story of more woe
Than this of Juliet, and her Death's Jester.
And for fun the top 10 things about Death's Jester from Mechanical Contrivium:
Over half of Americans are officially Death's Jester.
While performing her duties as queen, Cleopatra sometimes dressed up as Death's Jester.
The state nickname of Iowa is 'The Death's Jester state'!
You share your birthday with Death's Jester.
You should always open Death's Jester at least an hour before drinking it!
Death's Jester can be seen from space.
Death's Jester can clean its ears with its tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long.
Death's Jester, from the movie of the same name, had green blood.
Britain's Millennium Dome is more than double the size of Death's Jester.
Death's Jesteromancy is the art of telling the future with Death's Jester.
Here are a few I got:
Top Breeders Recommend Vamp. :blink:
Vamp-Lickin' Good. :wacko:
Because So Much Is Riding On Your Vamp. :lol:( I really don't want to know)
Strong and Beautiful, Just Like Vamp.
Marvin the Mountie Always Gets His Vamp.
Does the Hard Vamp for You. :blink:
my favorite:
This Is The Age Of The Vamp.
Shakespeare quote:
Come not between the Vamp and his wrath.
Mechanical Contrivium
1. Vamp is the male seed of a flower blossom which has been gathered and treated by bees.
2. A Vampometer is used to measure Vamp!
3. All gondolas in Venice must be painted black unless they belong to Vamp.
4. Czar Paul I banished Vamp to Siberia for marching out of step.
5. The number one cause of blindness in the United States is Vamp.
6. Vamp has a memory span of three seconds.
7. It takes a lobster approximately 7 years to grow to be Vamp.
8. Vamp can live for up to a week without a head.
9. Without its lining of Vamp, your stomach would digest itself!
10. Vamp is the only king without a moustache on the standard pack of cards.
It's the Bright One, it's the Right One, that's Cyber Burn
I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream for Cyber Burn
Nothin' Says Lovin' Like Cyber Burn from the Oven
Get Back Your 'Ooo' With Cyber Burn
See the Cyber Burn, Feel the Shine
Cyber Burn Not Included