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Title: If you could date a Marvel character....
Post by: Silver Shocker on November 15, 2007, 01:50:16 PM
What with this page running the back of the Marvel comics right now, I thought it would be fun to start a thread on the subject and see what answers everyone gives.  Like Marc Sumerac, I'm hoping this doesn't get into "creepy" teritory, but I'm hoping that goes without saying.

If I was the equivlent age, (I'm not, but probably not by nearly as much as other comic readers) I'd want to date Cassie Lang/Stature. When reading the first arc of Young Avengers, I was calling her "the sweetheart of the marvel universe". I couldn't tell you why I particularly like her as a character, but I think she's cute (and I rarely have a thing for blondes), and I find YA artist Jim Cheung (who I love, BUT will be the first to admit draws a lot of his characters with the same faces), makes her look good without using the two techniques so many artists these days use: ridiculous body, ridiculous costume.
Title: Re: If you could date a Marvel character....
Post by: captainspud on November 15, 2007, 02:38:15 PM
Creeeeeeeeepy...
Title: Re: If you could date a Marvel character....
Post by: murs47 on November 15, 2007, 03:07:17 PM
Amanda Waller.


What?
Title: Re: If you could date a Marvel character....
Post by: thanoson on November 15, 2007, 03:17:12 PM
Selene. I would totally be a thrall to her.
Emma Frost- C'mon, she's hot.
Umar- What she did to the Hulk, Mmmm.... Hulk tired!
Rachel Summers- Hey, I have a thing for girls with issues.
Title: Re: If you could date a Marvel character....
Post by: Silver Shocker on November 15, 2007, 04:02:10 PM
Quote from: murs47 on November 15, 2007, 03:07:17 PM
Amanda Waller.


What?

That's a DC character. Not to mention that opens a whole 'nother can of beans. Though they do say power is sexy and the Wall is tough as nails. She scared Batman. Nuff Said.

Quote from: captainspud on November 15, 2007, 02:38:15 PM
Creeeeeeeeepy...

You should have read the responces in the comics. One creator said Squirrel Girl, one said Mystique for the same reason everyone who ever picks Mystique would say, one said "Anyone drawn by Frank Cho" (clearly, Kyle & Yost are pigs in addition to bad comic writers), and Bendis said Luke Cage, who is used in comics these days because he wrote him so much! One person said Dead Girl (from X-Statix) and was counting on them getting struck dead with a bus on thier date.

QuoteSelene. I would totally be a thrall to her.
Emma Frost- C'mon, she's hot.
Umar- What she did to the Hulk, Mmmm.... Hulk tired!
Rachel Summers- Hey, I have a thing for girls with issues

With all due respect. I think those are terrible choices. For one thing, it's "date" not "have a roll in the hay with". I don't know who Umar is, but both the Black Queen and White Queen would do terrible things for your self-esteem and/or corrupt you as a person. Not to mention, anyone who wore those costumes in public would probably be arrested for soliciting or public indecency.

I like Rachel, at least when she's not wearing that terrible bondage costume and that bad short hair she used to have. And I think her current cleavage-oriented costume is unfortunate, and doesn't exactly scream "integrity".

Title: Re: If you could date a Marvel character....
Post by: Bujin on November 15, 2007, 04:17:11 PM
Quote from: Silver Shocker on November 15, 2007, 04:02:10 PM
Quote from: murs47 on November 15, 2007, 03:07:17 PM
Amanda Waller.


What?

That's a DC character. Not to mention that opens a whole 'nother can of beans. Though they do say power is sexy and the Wall is tough as nails. She scared Batman. Nuff Said.

Quote from: captainspud on November 15, 2007, 02:38:15 PM
Creeeeeeeeepy...

You should have read the responces in the comics. One creator said Squirrel Girl, one said Mystique for the same reason everyone who ever picks Mystique would say, one said "Anyone drawn by Frank Cho" (clearly, Kyle & Yost are pigs in addition to bad comic writers), and Bendis said Luke Cage, who is used in comics these days because he wrote him so much! One person said Dead Girl (from X-Statix) and was counting on them getting struck dead with a bus on thier date.

QuoteSelene. I would totally be a thrall to her.
Emma Frost- C'mon, she's hot.
Umar- What she did to the Hulk, Mmmm.... Hulk tired!
Rachel Summers- Hey, I have a thing for girls with issues

With all due respect. I think those are terrible choices. For one thing, it's "date" not "have a roll in the hay with". I don't know who Umar is, but both the Black Queen and White Queen would do terrible things for your self-esteem or corrupt you as a person. Not to mention, anyone who wore those costumes in public would probably be arrested for soliciting or public indecency.

I like Rachel, at least when she's not wearing that terrible bondage costume and that bad short hair she used to have. And I think her cleavage-oriented costume from the newer costumes is unfortunate, and doesn't exactly scream "integrity".



Why do you want to get folks' opinions if you're only going to criticize them?  They are, after all, these folks opinions - if I want to date Aunt May, it is, by definition, not a terrible choice, because it is my choice to make.   ;)
Title: Re: If you could date a Marvel character....
Post by: Previsionary on November 15, 2007, 04:26:29 PM
Quote from: Bujin on November 15, 2007, 04:17:11 PM
Why do you want to get folks' opinions if you're only going to criticize them?  They are, after all, these folks opinions - if I want to date Aunt May, it is, by definition, not a terrible choice, because it is my choice to make.   ;)

Quoted for truthiness. :P

Also, can you stop bringing up your dislike of Kyle & Yost writing ability? I know you don't like it, but this clearly wasn't a thread to once again bring it up in. It doesn't bother me, but really, kinda unnecessary in the long run. It'd be like someone criticizing your talent every chance they got or something.

On topic...

I'd date...none of them! Comic characters are all sorts of crazies! Also, they seem to go through so many life altering and sometimes life ending situations and that'd so kill the relationship progression. I mean for seriously! :P
Title: Re: If you could date a Marvel character....
Post by: Silver Shocker on November 15, 2007, 05:24:01 PM
Quote from: Bujin on November 15, 2007, 04:17:11 PM
Why do you want to get folks' opinions if you're only going to criticize them?  They are, after all, these folks opinions - if I want to date Aunt May, it is, by definition, not a terrible choice, because it is my choice to make.   ;)

You're right. I should have phrased myself in a less offensive manner. What I meant was that I disagreed rather than it was a bad choice. A misunderstanding caused by my poor choice of words and I apoligize for that.

QuoteQuoted for truthiness. :P
There's a phrase I never thought I'd hear on this this forum.

QuoteAlso, can you stop bringing up your dislike of Kyle & Yost writing ability? I know you don't like it, but this clearly wasn't a thread to once again bring it up in. It doesn't bother me, but really, kinda unnecessary in the long run. It'd be like someone criticizing your talent every chance they got or something.

It was a coincidence that they were among the creators in the survey. If it was a creator I liked, I'd comment on liking thier work but not thier comment. And I stated an opinion on thier work, it's not a personal attack. I imagine if it was Chuck Austin, Liefeld, or Bendis noone would be offended.  Nonetheless, you're right, I could have been a lot less petty.

On topic...

QuoteI'd date...none of them! Comic characters are all sorts of crazies! Also, they seem to go through so many life altering and sometimes life ending situations and that'd so kill the relationship progression. I mean for seriously! :P

A big appeal of comics is that they are escapism. It's fun to lose yourself in a make-beleive setting and comic books are more mature than the fairy tales young children re told. Why else would fans want to show thier devotion by going to conventions in costumes, or having Star Wars weddings? Being these characters probably wouldn't be fun, but you don't have to live every moment of thier lives to make believe. That's the best explanation I can give without going into further detail.
Title: Re: If you could date a Marvel character....
Post by: Podmark on November 15, 2007, 05:49:24 PM
On a related idea there's a hero dating quiz here:
http://www.comicvine.com/dating/

As for me, well I got Kitty Pryde pretty consistently on that quiz, but honestly I have no idea. If your just going for looks than a shapeshifter like Mystique is ideal, there are other appeals, like it'd be cool to date a flyer or a teleporter. Then you could pick for compatibility too.
Title: Re: If you could date a Marvel character....
Post by: Bujin on November 15, 2007, 06:16:02 PM
Quote from: Previsionary on November 15, 2007, 04:26:29 PM
Quote from: Bujin on November 15, 2007, 04:17:11 PM
Why do you want to get folks' opinions if you're only going to criticize them?  They are, after all, these folks opinions - if I want to date Aunt May, it is, by definition, not a terrible choice, because it is my choice to make.   ;)

Quoted for truthiness. :P


Plus, Aunt May is a major hottie!  And I'm getting closer to her age than the teen heroines of these days. <sigh>
Title: Re: If you could date a Marvel character....
Post by: DMenacer on November 15, 2007, 07:16:08 PM
I just tried that quiz and I got the Scarlet Witch., lucky me
Title: Re: If you could date a Marvel character....
Post by: lugaru on November 15, 2007, 07:23:30 PM
Quote from: Podmark on November 15, 2007, 05:49:24 PM
On a related idea there's a hero dating quiz here:
http://www.comicvine.com/dating/

As for me, well I got Kitty Pryde pretty consistently on that quiz, but honestly I have no idea. If your just going for looks than a shapeshifter like Mystique is ideal, there are other appeals, like it'd be cool to date a flyer or a teleporter. Then you could pick for compatibility too.

I got scarlet witch, followed by Lyja and She Hulk. I guess the quiz decided I'm really into those green skinned girls...   :doh:

Title: Re: If you could date a Marvel character....
Post by: Mr. Hamrick on November 15, 2007, 09:22:42 PM
that quiz thing gave me a choice of Aurora, Lyja, and X-23.

oh the choices.

Personally, I wouldn't mind Rachel Summers.
Title: Re: If you could date a Marvel character....
Post by: The Hitman on November 15, 2007, 09:45:30 PM
Quiz told me Lois Lane. Heh, kind of a nag, but I'll take it.

Honestly, though... it's a toss up between She- Hulk and Ms. Marvel. Yep... uh, yep.
Title: Re: If you could date a Marvel character....
Post by: AncientSpirit on November 15, 2007, 10:03:54 PM
That quiz was fun.   All three that I wound up with came within tenths of each other -- and two were the ones who actually came to mind before I took the quiz.

Mary Jane Watson (64.6% match)
Lyja  (64%)
Lois Lane (63.4%)

Interesting, I was just writing about Lois and Mary Jane moments earlier in a different thread.   (But the ones who came to mind for me were Lyja (second) -  the ultimate fantasy date who could role play to be any woman you ever dreamed of ... and Lois Lane (first) ... smart, sexy, professional and "real" (and best personified IMHO by Teri Hatcher from Lois and Clark).






Title: Re: If you could date a Marvel character....
Post by: murs47 on November 15, 2007, 10:12:16 PM
I got Aunt May....followed by Lois Lane. Weird. :mellow:
Title: Re: If you could date a Marvel character....
Post by: thanoson on November 15, 2007, 10:12:35 PM
Hmm... I got Aurora, Psylocke and She Hulk. Not too bad.
Title: Re: If you could date a Marvel character....
Post by: Outcast on November 16, 2007, 06:18:26 AM
Quote from: AncientSpirit on November 15, 2007, 10:03:54 PM
That quiz was fun.   

I agree.  ^_^  I got:

Kitty Pryde 62.2%
Lois Lane   62.2%
Moira Mactaggert 59.8%

Not bad..  :cool:



Title: Re: If you could date a Marvel character....
Post by: Volsung on November 16, 2007, 07:38:42 AM
I got Mary Jane 63.4%, Wonder Woman 61.6% and Black Canary 61% ^^
Title: Re: If you could date a Marvel character....
Post by: wickerman on November 16, 2007, 08:07:20 AM
I pick who ever has the most $$$
Title: Re: If you could date a Marvel character....
Post by: Spe-Dog on November 16, 2007, 09:46:04 AM
Jim Lee's Vicki Vale
Title: Re: If you could date a Marvel character....
Post by: Rick Battlemage on November 16, 2007, 10:13:51 AM
Araña (67%)
Young and spunky, Araña will give you a fun time at the movies or playing mini-golf. Make sure you don't cross her or she'll knock you out.

Kitty Pryde (67%)
Invisible Woman (64.6%)

Heh I hadn't considered Araña, I think it's a pretty good choice.
Title: Re: If you could date a Marvel character....
Post by: thalaw2 on November 16, 2007, 11:01:07 PM
I would like to keep company with Photon/Mar-vel...whatever her name is now.  She's always been one of my favorites since I was really really young.

But....

The test says:

Lyla 69.4%
X-23 65.8%
Aurora 65.2%

That scares me.   
Title: Re: If you could date a Marvel character....
Post by: AncientSpirit on November 16, 2007, 11:03:12 PM
Hmmm.  Lyja comes up an awful lot.  Wonder if that's because she can be anybody?

Title: Re: If you could date a Marvel character....
Post by: Pyroclasm on November 17, 2007, 04:34:59 AM
For a date, I would pick She-Hulk.  She's smart, funny and beautiful.

The quiz gave me
Black Canary 67.6%
Scarlett Witch 67%
She-Hulk 64.6%
Title: Re: If you could date a Marvel character....
Post by: Carravaggio on November 17, 2007, 04:43:36 AM
I would write me into the marvel universe then date me, cos i have such high standards  :lol:

By the way that quiz got me Aurora, even tho i specified blondes and redheads, and DIDN'T want a foreign chick.
So yeah, I guess i'm stuck with me
Title: Re: If you could date a Marvel character....
Post by: Thunder on November 17, 2007, 04:57:40 AM
The quiz gave me the same charater I would have picked: She Hulk   :wub:
Title: Re: If you could date a Marvel character....
Post by: apfarmakis on November 17, 2007, 08:36:58 AM
I got Psylocke (67%), Ms Marvel (65%) and She-Hulk (62%). I can live with that.
Title: Re: If you could date a Marvel character....
Post by: Verfall on November 17, 2007, 10:31:00 AM
X-23 (65.8)
Lyja (65.2)
Kitty Pryde (64)

Now here's the predicament...isn't X-23 underage?  :lol:
Title: Re: If you could date a Marvel character....
Post by: Midnight on November 17, 2007, 10:38:59 AM
She's 15 or 16, I don't recall.
Title: Re: If you could date a Marvel character....
Post by: detourne_me on November 17, 2007, 10:58:16 AM
got a three-way tie with kitty pride, black canary, and susan storm!
i actually prefer kitty pryde too.
Title: Re: If you could date a Marvel character....
Post by: bat1987 on November 17, 2007, 11:51:39 AM
I got Lois! Meh,it could`ve been worse...
Title: Re: If you could date a Marvel character....
Post by: Cardmaster on November 17, 2007, 05:24:32 PM
Quote from: detourne_me on November 17, 2007, 10:58:16 AM
got a three-way tie with kitty pride, black canary, and susan storm!
i actually prefer kitty pryde too.

Y'know...






Aw, I can't even do it.. the comment's too easy. :P

-CM
Title: Re: If you could date a Marvel character....
Post by: Viking on November 17, 2007, 10:57:48 PM
Taking the quiz, I got...

Kitty Pryde: 67%
Psylocke: 66.4%
Ms. Marvel: 64%
Title: Re: If you could date a Marvel character....
Post by: Kommando on November 18, 2007, 02:29:34 AM
From the quiz I got:

Scarlet Witch:  61%
Psylocke:  61%
Marvel Girl (Rachel Summers): 61%

Psionics it is...
Title: Re: If you could date a Marvel character....
Post by: C4 on November 18, 2007, 10:48:51 AM
Ok so I got Aurora - Apparently she has a french accent which is sexy, and then multiple personality disorder so I guess we will have much to talk about then.

Seems if u choose foreigner you get Aurora. Though foreigner for me is every female superhero there is.

Then Rachel Summers and Mary Jane
Title: Re: If you could date a Marvel character....
Post by: vortex on November 18, 2007, 11:21:44 AM
Gee, I wonder why nobody has said Rogue yet?   :lol:
Title: Re: If you could date a Marvel character....
Post by: vortex on November 18, 2007, 11:37:13 AM
Hmmmm...

I got Lyja, Lois Lane, and Kitty Pryde.  Thing is, if asked outright, I don't think any one of these would even make my top 100!  Off the top of my head, I'd say Miss Marvel, Invisible Woman, and Spiderwoman.
Title: Re: If you could date a Marvel character....
Post by: Mr. Hamrick on November 18, 2007, 01:37:42 PM
Quote from: vortex on November 18, 2007, 11:21:44 AM
Gee, I wonder why nobody has said Rogue yet?   :lol:

because Anna Paquin would kill me

j/k
Title: Re: If you could date a Marvel character....
Post by: detourne_me on November 18, 2007, 02:26:27 PM
Quote from: Cardmaster on November 17, 2007, 05:24:32 PM

Aw, I can't even do it.. the comment's too easy. :P

-CM
why else would i phrase such a post?
soo many jokes to be had with this subject matter.
Title: Re: If you could date a Marvel character....
Post by: Alaric on November 19, 2007, 07:33:20 AM
I got

Black Canary (62.2%)
Araña (61.6%)
Scarlet Witch (59.2%)
Title: Re: If you could date a Marvel character....
Post by: daglob on November 19, 2007, 12:47:01 PM
Aunt Petunia.

Hey, I know she likes older men.
Title: Re: If you could date a Marvel character....
Post by: lugaru on November 21, 2007, 03:21:55 PM
Quote from: AncientSpirit on November 16, 2007, 11:03:12 PM
Hmmm.  Lyja comes up an awful lot.  Wonder if that's because she can be anybody?


Had not thought about that part... I guess she's a non 'damaged goods' Mystique. A also girl who wont stab you in the throat.

Either way I cannot complain... I'm dating cat-woman

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v653/Lugaru/1412189083_l.jpg)
Title: Re: If you could date a Marvel character....
Post by: PsiBlaze on December 08, 2007, 11:24:51 PM
Wow. I've been away for a minute, and I find this? LOL, ok I did the quiz thing, and the results were kinda shocking for me, but ok.

I got...
Cable: 69.4% Match
Tall, handsome and quiet Cable is the hunk you won't have today, but tomorrow. As expected for a man that's half cyborg, he packs a big gun.  :doh: wow, ok

Other Close Matches:

Thor (69.4%)

Batman (68.2%) not Marvel, and well, ew, too many questions about Robin  :unsure:

Happy Holidays to everyone  :thumbup:
Title: Re: If you could date a Marvel character....
Post by: aj4life16 on December 11, 2007, 03:52:57 PM
I had Nothstars sister Auroa.

I had Kitty has 3. Awesome.  :thumbup: