Giant Man-eating Badgers Invade Iraq! (http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,22057023-663,00.html)I swear, you can't make up stuff this good. :lol:
The "eyewitness" account at the end is priceless...
Quote"I saw it three days ago at night attacking animals. It even ate a cow. "
Announcer: Has H.A.M.S.T.E.R. been notified? Is this another one of Harold's pranks, gone horribly awry? Tune in to next week's episode of
NATURE'S MYSTERIES!
Eyewitness: Ayuh! I saw's Harold fleein' th' scene of th' man-eatin' badger attack, an' he wuz buck nekkid! I saw 'im holdin' a bananer as he wuz runnin' past me... Waitaminute... Mebbe it wuzn't no bananer. Mebbe it wuz...
(*Cut to Announcer*)
Announcer: One of NATURE'S MYSTERIES!
What makes you think it was a prank? HAMSTER's been training rodents for combat for years now, it'd only make sense the American gov't would come to the experts when looking for new alternatives.
And members of the weasel family (also including skunks, raccoons and wolverines) are generally regarded as vicious predators that will carry of children and small livestock . . .
That's no badger, it's a Chupacabra
Proof that I'm a geek. I read the headline and my first thought was "Alert Hank Pym!"
Quote from: gdaybloke on July 16, 2007, 10:06:25 AM
What makes you think it was a prank? HAMSTER's been training rodents for combat for years now, it'd only make sense the American gov't would come to the experts when looking for new alternatives.
Hey G'day, did one of the weapons you assigned me to find peacetime uses for badger-related? That sounds about right but I can't remember. I remember spiny throwing echidna or somesuch and the intercontinental balistic vole. I should see if I still got that article I wrote on my computer somewhere.