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Title: God help us all
Post by: Glitch Girl on July 05, 2007, 06:29:58 AM
http://i17.tinypic.com/63jxukj.jpg

From more "minds" in Hollywood. :banghead:
Title: Re: God help us all
Post by: El Condor on July 05, 2007, 06:35:02 AM
 :doh:

Hide the children.

EC
Title: Re: God help us all
Post by: catwhowalksbyhimself on July 05, 2007, 07:06:47 AM
This is definitely one cartoon that does NOT need a movie.
Title: Re: God help us all
Post by: detourne_me on July 05, 2007, 08:39:25 AM
YESSSSSS!!!!!
I've been waiting for this ever since i saw the chipmunks movie,  and they were in East Germany (before the fall of the wall) and someone was like "Bring him ze Ax!"
it turned out to be a slammin guitar shaped like an axe.  Alvin totally wailed, and ummn  then they surfed or something.

the only part i'm leery on... when did the chipmunks become Run DMC?   We know they can't deny their roots http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chipmunk_Punk
Title: Re: God help us all
Post by: captainspud on July 05, 2007, 09:10:53 AM
 :(
Title: Re: God help us all
Post by: Rick Battlemage on July 05, 2007, 09:16:22 AM
Heh it's only a matter of time untill:

http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2007/07/04
Title: Re: God help us all
Post by: MJB on July 05, 2007, 09:40:25 AM
Jason Lee as David? Rapping chipmunks? :mjbdeadagain

-MJB
Title: Re: God help us all
Post by: BentonGrey on July 05, 2007, 09:50:08 AM
Just when you think they can't abuse our collective childhoods anymore than Buzz Bunny............
Title: Re: God help us all
Post by: GogglesPizanno on July 05, 2007, 01:43:32 PM
QuoteJust when you think they can't abuse our collective childhoods anymore than Buzz Bunny............

I honestly never ever considered the Chipmunks some kind of sacred cow to my childhood.
Im frankly surprised no one has done it before given the various ways the characters have been used in the past.

Its the freakin Chimpmunks...
Its like being upset that they are going to do a live action version of Shirttales or the Monchichi's
Yes, the happy smiling monchichis! :)
Title: Re: God help us all
Post by: BatWing on July 05, 2007, 01:51:17 PM
 :mellow:
Title: Re: God help us all
Post by: zuludelta on July 05, 2007, 03:47:42 PM
I'm actually surprised it took this long. With the steadily lowering cost of producing 3D animation, I think movie studios mining recognizable cartoon properties for reinterpretation is a trend that we'll be seeing for a while (let's see, there's Garfield, Transformers, TMNT... and I guess you can also count all those straight-to-DVD Barbie features they crank out every few months).

Personally, I'm waiting for a modern take on the Smurfs... it's just a perfect platform for heavy-handed satire and parody: you can have ball-busting feminist Smurfette, Metrosexual Smurf, MMORPG-obsessed Smurf, Democrat Smurf, Republican Smurf, goth-and-every-other-music/fashion-trend Smurf, creepy old man Smurf, stoner Smurf, MC Smurf, otaku Smurf, hotel heiress Smurfette... 
Title: Re: God help us all
Post by: Sevenforce on July 05, 2007, 04:21:28 PM
QuotePersonally, I'm waiting for a modern take on the Smurfs... it's just a perfect platform for heavy-handed satire and parody: you can have ball-busting feminist Smurfette, Metrosexual Smurf, MMORPG-obsessed Smurf, Democrat Smurf, Republican Smurf, goth-and-every-other-music/fashion-trend Smurf, creepy old man Smurf, stoner Smurf, MC Smurf, otaku Smurf, hotel heiress Smurfette...

NOOOOOO!!!!

Quote from: Glitch Girl on July 05, 2007, 06:29:58 AM
http://i17.tinypic.com/63jxukj.jpg

From more "minds" in Hollywood. :banghead:

NOOOOOO!!!!
Title: Re: God help us all
Post by: JeyNyce on July 05, 2007, 06:44:37 PM
 :o Why?! :o  I wonder if the chipettes will be in the movie?

for those who don't know: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chipettes
Title: Re: God help us all
Post by: Sword on July 05, 2007, 06:50:14 PM
About the smurfs: http://imdb.com/title/tt0472181/
Title: Re: God help us all
Post by: ow_tiobe_sb on July 05, 2007, 07:08:13 PM
Quote from: Sword on July 05, 2007, 06:50:14 PM
About the smurfs: http://imdb.com/title/tt0472181/
Noooooooooooooooo!

Oooooooooooooooon!

bs_eboit_wo
taH eht ni tarP dna tsiyrubnuB motnahP
Title: Re: God help us all
Post by: Glitch Girl on July 05, 2007, 07:54:31 PM
Quote from: JeyNyce on July 05, 2007, 06:44:37 PM
:o Why?! :o  I wonder if the chipettes will be in the movie?

Somehow, after seeing that movie poster, I get the mental image of the Chippettes in a Rap video...

The image ain't pretty.

Seriously though, my big gripe about this is why bother?  Is Hollywood so devoid of ideas that they have to dredge up EVERYTHING that's been done before and make it "hip" and "edgy"?

Don't answer that.
Title: Re: God help us all
Post by: thalaw2 on July 05, 2007, 10:05:27 PM
The Chipmunks don't even look cute.  As for the smurfs I can't find the words to comment.
Title: Re: God help us all
Post by: Protomorph on July 05, 2007, 11:28:37 PM
Please take note of my extreme lack of surprise.
Title: Re: God help us all
Post by: ow_tiobe_sb on July 06, 2007, 06:50:58 AM
Quote from: Glitch Girl on July 05, 2007, 07:54:31 PM
Seriously though, my big gripe about this is why bother?  Is Hollywood so devoid of ideas that they have to dredge up EVERYTHING that's been done before and make it "hip" and "edgy"?

Don't answer that.
So....what you seem to be asking for is capitalism with a conscience, eh?  You might as well ask the scorpion not to sting the frog (cf., e.g., The Crying Game).

I suppose I am feeling more modernist than postmodernist today.  *shrug*

ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and The Prat in the Hat
Title: Re: God help us all
Post by: Glitch Girl on July 06, 2007, 06:52:47 AM
Like I said, don't answer that.  Just me venting in rhetorical questions.  ;)
Title: Re: God help us all
Post by: catwhowalksbyhimself on July 06, 2007, 07:21:28 AM
The problem is that executives always get the idea "if this works, then if we make more of a similar thing, that will work too."  I mean look at the HUGE number of serial TV shows that came out last year.  You had to keep dodging them as they crashed out of the sky.  Now this year, it looks like sci-fi and fantasy shows are what everyone is going to do.  Now that might actually work better, since there are very few of those (sci-fi especially) on broadcast television, but still, there are many, MANY more examples of why doing it this way is often a bad idea.
Title: Re: God help us all
Post by: ow_tiobe_sb on July 06, 2007, 07:38:41 AM
Quote from: Glitch Girl on July 06, 2007, 06:52:47 AM
Like I said, don't answer that.  Just me venting in rhetorical questions.  ;)
So....you're asking us not to take you seriously?  Do you realise what that would do to the forum statistics, not to mention your credibility as a sensible forum member? :P

I mean to say that you have your finger on the pulse of today's American corporate mentality (as does catwhowalksbyhimself).  Picture this: Smurfette signing some release so that her image could be used willy-nilly, in whatever Photoshopped fashion the agency pleases... :o

ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and The Prat in the Hat
Title: Re: God help us all
Post by: JeyNyce on July 06, 2007, 09:38:42 AM
Just think about this now.....There were 2 Garfield movies, I'm surprise that no one made a Heathcliff/ Marmaduke movie. 
Title: Re: God help us all
Post by: GogglesPizanno on July 06, 2007, 10:26:33 AM
OK not to go totally off topic here, but the marmaduke cartoon reminded me of this...

What was the character that was like an ugly dog with a doghouse on his head, and when he removed it it caused people to totally freak out cause he was so hideous? I think he was a sidekick who fought crime... and I think he rode in a sidecar... I dont know why that just popped in my head.

People here at work have a vague recollection of it but cant place it.
Title: Re: God help us all
Post by: Glitch Girl on July 06, 2007, 10:41:05 AM
Yukk, sidekick to Mighty Man, the miniature superhero.  They were part of the Plastic Man show back in the late70's/early 80's (don't remember the exact date, but I remember watching it)
Title: Re: God help us all
Post by: GogglesPizanno on July 06, 2007, 11:00:14 AM
OMG thats it.

I now just want to have a complete 80's cartoon day where I could "sample" all these old shows that exist in the fringe of my brain. The probelm is that they would all be sooo bad it would taint this rose colored image I have of them all... Well except maybe Laff-O-Lympics. How could anyone not claim that was awsome. Hanna Barbera meets battle of the network stars....Pure gold!
Title: Re: God help us all
Post by: the_ultimate_evil on July 06, 2007, 01:10:34 PM
just throwing this out here, originally the chipmunks were a parody of the music style of the 50's, and as they changed with the times so did there appearance and the "twist" on the music, look at the toon its all bad 80's pop songs

so i'm not saying its going to work there is a 99% chance it wont but if its played tonge in cheek
Title: Re: God help us all
Post by: catwhowalksbyhimself on July 06, 2007, 02:09:33 PM
Quotethe chipmunks were a parody of the music style of the 50's

Not quite true.  Originally, the chipmunks WERE the music of the 50's.  The original music album was in 1958.

Now if you meant that it was a parody of music at the time, which happened to be the 50's, then you are correct, in that case.  If that's what you meant, then sorry.
Title: Re: God help us all
Post by: Sevenforce on July 06, 2007, 03:26:43 PM
Next thing you know they'll be doing a Super Mario Bros. movie...

Wait? What? They did? Oh.

What? It sucked? Oh.

Wait a second...do these guys not LEARN? :P
Title: Re: God help us all
Post by: Panther_Gunn on July 06, 2007, 04:14:34 PM
Quote from: Sevenforce on July 06, 2007, 03:26:43 PM
Next thing you know they'll be doing a Super Mario Bros. movie...

Wait? What? They did? Oh.

What? It sucked? Oh.

Wait a second...do these guys not LEARN? :P

Ya know, that last question *so* doesn't need an answer.  <_<
Title: Re: God help us all
Post by: detourne_me on July 09, 2007, 07:49:17 AM
ok im all on board for this movie now if they chipmunk-ize some OutKast and some Black Eyed Peas!
hahahahah.

"Lets get wetawded in here!"
Title: Re: God help us all
Post by: Silver Shocker on July 09, 2007, 10:11:52 PM
Quote from: Glitch Girl on July 05, 2007, 07:54:31 PM
Quote from: JeyNyce on July 05, 2007, 06:44:37 PM
:o Why?! :o  I wonder if the chipettes will be in the movie?

Somehow, after seeing that movie poster, I get the mental image of the Chippettes in a Rap video...

The image ain't pretty.

Seriously though, my big gripe about this is why bother?  Is Hollywood so devoid of ideas that they have to dredge up EVERYTHING that's been done before and make it "hip" and "edgy"?

Don't answer that.

I've been saying for years that this is the age of the adaption, remake, decades-later sequel and prequels. There's gotta be a lot more of all of these then at any other time in cinema. At least it sure seems this way. The funny things is some of the stuff is actually quite good. Some of it isn't.

Also, did anyone else think of Bart Allen from Smallville when they looked at the new version of Alvin
Title: Re: God help us all
Post by: Spring Heeled Jack on July 10, 2007, 08:17:57 AM
Hip-hop chipmunks? :(

Hip-hop anything, for that matter.
Title: Re: God help us all
Post by: BentonGrey on July 10, 2007, 09:16:11 AM
Quote from: Spring Heeled Jack on July 10, 2007, 08:17:57 AM
Hip-hop chipmunks? :(

Hip-hop anything, for that matter.

Exactly......... :(
Title: Re: God help us all
Post by: Silver Shocker on July 14, 2007, 08:22:39 AM
Heh. Nice.