Poll
Question:
Which are cooler, Pirates or Ninjas?
Option 1: Pirates
votes: 14
Option 2: Ninjas
votes: 11
Option 3: Draw
votes: 5
Note, this is not "Who would win in a fight?" (Pirates obviously), it is "Which are cooler?"
I thought we've done this before...
Oh well, time for the same amount of pwnagezorz to pwn out of some... pwning... Moose Ninjas!
FORIAMSPAM!
ninja pirate bunnies
nuff said
Adolescent radioactive black belt hamster pirates.
Quote from: gdaybloke on June 07, 2007, 04:58:11 AM
Adolescent radioactive black belt hamster pirates.
Seconded
Solar-powered killing sheep
Anti-matter anarchist thirtysomething sea urchins!
Super deluxe extra amazing anime kittens!
Cowboys.
Quote from: Reepicheep on June 07, 2007, 01:25:00 PM
Cowboys.
If they go to the mountains, I wouldn't follow
zombies
Middle-aged genetically-altered kung fu eggplants!
Quote from: vamp on June 07, 2007, 01:30:34 PM
Quote from: Reepicheep on June 07, 2007, 01:25:00 PM
Cowboys.
If they go to the mountains, I wouldn't follow
Is that specifically brokeback, or just mountains in general?
Dutch Gouda Cheese :thumbup:
Imature Radioactive Samurai Slugs.
(and a no-prize to whoever recognizes the reference)
Both Pirates and Ninjas are cool, but in very different ways... it's like comparing apples and oranges, or Coca-Cola and milk, or Abbot and Costello.
They have their similarities, of course. Both tend to carry sharp implements. Both fight for a living. But they are far more different than alike.
Pirates, of course, have the whole 'Talk like a Pirate Day' thing. They wear lots of gold and bright, loose-fitting clothing... not unlike what you might find on the streets of Miami in the summertime. They're flamboyant and in-your-face. They have buried treasure. They have talking parrots. They have eyepatches. They have Jolly Rogers. They have songs. They host kids' shows.
Now Ninjas are heard of, but unseen. Unless you want to count the ninja-wannabes, but they don't count. They have the mystique factor that pirates don't have, 'cuz pirates are pretty visible and straightforward except for the whole buried treasure thing. You don't see a ninja until it's too late, most of the time. Ninjas are said to be able to turn invisible and walk through walls, which is pretty cool but probably legendary. Ninjas also have mutant turtles amongst their ranks, which is also cool; Pirates don't have anything like that. But ninjas don't have songs or talking parrots or buried treasure, so we must deduct coolness points for that.
naruto vs luffy?
naruto wins the battle
Robotic Chuck Norris for the win.
Quote from: Glitch Girl on June 18, 2007, 06:58:56 AM
Imature Radioactive Samurai Slugs.
(and a no-prize to whoever recognizes the reference)
Whoo Tiny Toons!