that is all.
I dunno, that seems kind of sexist. What about Mamaism? I think that should get equal consideration, especially with Mother's Day coming up.
Whos pregnant?
*pukes up air*
FORIAMSPAM!
*throws mashed tatties at Spam in the midst of his speech*
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and The Prat in the Hat
I don't love you you don't love me, aha...
*is now wearing mashed taters as a very messy hat*
*pukes up Sven*
FORIAMSPAM!
The fish.
Quote from: Alaric on May 10, 2007, 12:53:44 PM
The fish.
The fish, indeed.
*pukes up sushi*
FORIAMSPAM!
Quote from: Spam on May 10, 2007, 12:14:03 PM
*is now wearing mashed taters as a very messy hat*
*pukes up Sven*
FORIAMSPAM!
*pukes up Spam
*who pukes up Sven
Oh no! I've created a recursive loop! Whatever will we do?
*pukes up Spam
Belgian sitcoms.
Sorry but...
Quote from: The Phantom Eyebrow on May 10, 2007, 12:09:45 PM
I don't love you you don't love me, aha...
:lol: :lol: :lol: 80's flashback :lol: :lol: :lol:
(great now I'm going to be humming that for the next few days)
Quote from: Glitch Girl on May 10, 2007, 08:34:24 PM
Sorry but...
Quote from: The Phantom Eyebrow on May 10, 2007, 12:09:45 PM
I don't love you you don't love me, aha...
:lol: :lol: :lol: 80's flashback :lol: :lol: :lol:
(great now I'm going to be humming that for the next few days)
heh heh
for some reason this feels like a good thing.
Quote from: Alaric on May 10, 2007, 12:53:44 PM
The fish.
My mother is a fish.
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Faulknerian Fop
Quote from: ow_tiobe_sb on May 11, 2007, 09:49:35 AM
Quote from: Alaric on May 10, 2007, 12:53:44 PM
The fish.
My mother is a fish.
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Faulknerian Fop
Does that make you the walrus, coo coo kachoo?
My traffic light had a second chessboard for breakfast.
My kitty was a soccer star...
*pukes up The One*
FORIAMSPAM!
Oh yeah, I feel sick..
*Pukes up a polka-dotted Gandalf*
No, seriously, Belgian sitcoms. That's the fifth horseman of the Apocalypse...
Who puked first, the chicken or the egg?
(Only here could you get this kind of threadjacking, honestly :lol:)
Quote from: Glitch Girl on May 10, 2007, 08:34:24 PM
Sorry but...
Quote from: The Phantom Eyebrow on May 10, 2007, 12:09:45 PM
I don't love you you don't love me, aha...
:lol: :lol: :lol: 80's flashback :lol: :lol: :lol:
(great now I'm going to be humming that for the next few days)
Quote from: Mr. Hamrick on May 11, 2007, 01:36:41 AM
heh heh
for some reason this feels like a good thing.
^_^ I managed to deeply implant the song into my own head in the process though. Aha aha aha...
(Just how many parallel discussions are going on in this thread at this stage?)
Quote from: The Phantom Eyebrow on May 11, 2007, 04:22:43 PM
(Just how many parallel discussions are going on in this thread at this stage?)
One.
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and The Prat in the Hat
Quote from: ow_tiobe_sb on May 14, 2007, 01:29:10 PM
Quote from: The Phantom Eyebrow on May 11, 2007, 04:22:43 PM
(Just how many parallel discussions are going on in this thread at this stage?)
One.
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and The Prat in the Hat
Three-Billion. *puts pinky on lip, ala, Dr. Evil*
*pukes up Seth Green*
*does the Robot Chicken dance*
Quote from: ow_tiobe_sb on May 14, 2007, 01:29:10 PM
Quote from: The Phantom Eyebrow on May 11, 2007, 04:22:43 PM
(Just how many parallel discussions are going on in this thread at this stage?)
One.
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and The Prat in the Hat
I aree. There is a single parallel discussion, which is also perpendicular.
Quote from: Alaric on May 14, 2007, 01:56:32 PM
Quote from: ow_tiobe_sb on May 14, 2007, 01:29:10 PM
Quote from: The Phantom Eyebrow on May 11, 2007, 04:22:43 PM
(Just how many parallel discussions are going on in this thread at this stage?)
One.
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and The Prat in the Hat
I aree. There is a single parallel discussion, which is also perpendicular.
So long as it doesn't become obtuse.
*obtuses thread*
*pukes up a math book*
FORIAMSPAM!
Forged in darkness from wheat harvested in Hell's half-acre, baked by Beelzebub, slathered with mayonnaise beaten from the evil eggs of a dark chicken forced into sauce by the hands of a one-eyed madman, cheese boiled from the rancid teat of a fanged cow, layered with six-hundred and sixty-six separate meats from an animal which has maggots for blood ... and Dijon mustard!
:ph34r:
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and The Prat in the Hat
Quote from: ow_tiobe_sb on May 15, 2007, 08:26:37 AM
Forged in darkness from wheat harvested in Hell's half-acre, baked by Beelzebub, slathered with mayonnaise beaten from the evil eggs of a dark chicken forced into sauce by the hands of a one-eyed madman, cheese boiled from the rancid teat of a fanged cow, layered with six-hundred and sixty-six separate meats from an animal which has maggots for blood ... and Dijon mustard!
:ph34r:
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and The Prat in the Hat
now
that is dada. and it makes me hungry.
Quote from: ow_tiobe_sb on May 15, 2007, 08:26:37 AM
Forged in darkness from wheat harvested in Hell's half-acre, baked by Beelzebub, slathered with mayonnaise beaten from the evil eggs of a dark chicken forced into sauce by the hands of a one-eyed madman, cheese boiled from the rancid teat of a fanged cow, layered with six-hundred and sixty-six separate meats from an animal which has maggots for blood ... and Dijon mustard!
:ph34r:
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and The Prat in the Hat
Hmmm... Mayonnaise, and mustard.
Yummer for thy tummer. :)
FORIAMHUNGRYNOW!
*farts on Spam for not puking up stuff*
Bun, Whackett, Buzzard, Stubble and Boot.
...
..
.
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and The Prat in the Hat
*pukes up Sven*
...
*again*
*makes sure Sven won't puke him up*
...
*again*
Let's all go back through time!
*untimesies t3h threadage*
*pukes up clock*
FORIAMSPAM!
:o Puking, farting, eating rancid meat... what do you call this act?
I call it...
[spoiler]PERSONISPUKEARTICATIONATORYNESS!!![/spoiler]
Now, I'd like to buy a vowel, please...
FORIAMSPAM!
Quote from: Spam on May 16, 2007, 04:32:12 PM
I call it...
PERSONISPUKEARTICATIONATORYNESS!!!
FORIAMSPAM!
Sorry. I don't speak Gumby. :blink:
SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNN!!!*strikes a windmill and violently dismounts onto his back*
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and The Prat in the Hat
Oh yeah? Well...
Um...
Uh...
Well, yo mama was so fat and hungry, that she thought that Sea-World was an All-You-Can-Eat!
SSSSSPPPPOOOORRRRKKKKK!!
*wrestles a pig*
*pukes up Wal-Mart*
FORIAMSPAM!
Quote from: Spam on May 16, 2007, 04:32:12 PMNow, I'd like to buy a vowel, please...
Sorry, I'm not for sale.
Vowel?
*untimesies thread*
Yeah... I meant consenant...
*pukes up alphabet*
FORIAMSPAM!
*paints a picture of the power rangers standing on their heads with alpha five in pointilism and zordon in cubist*
*summons the Doom Patrol in case this gets out of hand*
*watches as his cellphone runs away with a dr pepper bottle*
*prodeces a seven foot tall midget*
*smashes midget with puke-bomb-exspository-McDonald's-air-conditioning-unit-2005-867-5309-super-dude-bomb-ness*
*pukes up a Ninja*
FORIAMSPAM!
The song of a dadaist
who had dada in the heart
tired too much his engine
who had dada in the heart
The elevator carried a king
heavy fragile autonome
he cut off his great right arm
send it to the Pope in Rome
That's why
the elevator
didn't have dada in the heart anymore
eat chocolate
wash your brain
dada
dada
drink water
...
That's either the dada! beginning of a dada poem by the dada drisda dzada Tristan Tzara dadong! or something dada!
%P
Dude...
I wouldn't send my right arm to the Pope! And considering its still attached to my body, I would have to send my entire self to the Pope...
And meeting the Pope would be just a tad weird...
*pukes up the Pope's hat*
FORIAMSPAM!
Quote from: Spam on May 28, 2007, 08:31:26 PM
Dude...
I wouldn't send my right arm to the Pope! And considering its still attached to my body, I would have to send my entire self to the Pope...
And meeting the Pope would be just a tad weird...
*pukes up the Pope's hat*
FORIAMSPAM!
*tosses Spammy in a nearby crate, hammers it shut and proceeds to ship Spammy to the Vatican City*
"There...I think we've finally gotten rid of the spoiled meat.
-DJ
Silly wabbit........don't you know spoiled meat always comes back up?
*appears right behind DJ*
Oh, DJ... Haven't you ever watched cartoons? When some evil thing (It's always a cat...) tosses the good thing in a box (This thing varies, but work with me when I say... Oh, a mouse...), the good thing always comes back, appearing right behind the evil thing (I'mma name this dudey Tom!). Then, the good thing (Heheheh, Jerry...) proceeds to do exactly what I'm gonna do.
*pukes up Will Smith*
...
Okay, not that, but this...
*smashes DJ's head*
Yay for semi-violent cartoons made thirty years ago!
FORIAMSPAM!
Quote from: Spam on May 30, 2007, 11:27:37 AM
*appears right behind DJ*
Oh, DJ... Haven't you ever watched cartoons? When some evil thing (It's always a cat...) tosses the good thing in a box (This thing varies, but work with me when I say... Oh, a mouse...), the good thing always comes back, appearing right behind the evil thing (I'mma name this dudey Tom!). Then, the good thing (Heheheh, Jerry...) proceeds to do exactly what I'm gonna do.
*pukes up Will Smith*
...
Okay, not that, but this...
*smashes DJ's head*
Yay for semi-violent cartoons made thirty years ago!
FORIAMSPAM!
*DJ's lone eye pops out of it's socket, thanks to Spam's smashing*
Ack....now look what ye did!!!! I cannae see without that, blast it!! Someone....HELP!!!!
Thats all folks!
... and we call it... The Aristocrats! :D
(I dunno; you try and set up a joke real obvious like and nobody picks up on it... I suppose I could have telegraphed it a little more but you don't want to make things TOO obvious now... and then of course it's left to me to try and salvage the set up by delivering a punchline to my own set up... left standing there with a plastery grin across my panicked face as I try and salvage some dignity from the situation... beautifully set up it was though even if I do say so... pearls before swine I tells ya)
Quote from: The Phantom Eyebrow on June 06, 2007, 12:52:12 PM
The Aristocrats! :D
Alright, aristocratic pig-dog! Back against the wall! The revolution is here! *signals the firing squad to take aim*
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Aesthete of the People
Quote from: ow_tiobe_sb on June 06, 2007, 01:19:25 PM
Quote from: The Phantom Eyebrow on June 06, 2007, 12:52:12 PM
The Aristocrats! :D
Alright, aristocratic pig-dog! Back against the wall! The revolution is here! *signals the firing squad to take aim*
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Aesthete of the People
Wait, wait! You can't shoot him!
.....there's still this long line of lawyers left.
Quote from: Panther_Gunn on June 06, 2007, 05:12:24 PM
Quote from: ow_tiobe_sb on June 06, 2007, 01:19:25 PM
Quote from: The Phantom Eyebrow on June 06, 2007, 12:52:12 PM
The Aristocrats! :D
Alright, aristocratic pig-dog! Back against the wall! The revolution is here! *signals the firing squad to take aim*
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Aesthete of the People
Wait, wait! You can't shoot him!
.....there's still this long line of lawyers left.
Can't we just get a nuke over here to blow up? It'd be faster, and we'd have other people to clean up the mess! It's perfect, I tell you, perfect!
FORIAMSPAM!
enough with the puking! *pukes up vamp* oooopsies.
Quote from: glitter on June 06, 2007, 08:18:31 PM
enough with the puking! *pukes up vamp* oooopsies.
But... Those were my puksies... :(
*pukes up a hamster*
FORIAMSPAM!
*dons chef's hat and takes rubber chicken in hand*
Yorn desh born, der ritt de gitt der gue.
Orn desh, dee born desh, de umn: Bork! Bork! Bork!
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and The Prat in the Hat
Quote from: ow_tiobe_sb on June 07, 2007, 10:13:50 AM
*dons chef's hat and takes rubber chicken in hand*
Yorn desh born, der ritt de gitt der gue.
Orn desh, dee born desh, de umn: Bork! Bork! Bork!
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and The Prat in the Hat
Ohhh Noooo, it's the Swedish chef!!! Everyone run for the hills!!!
Quote from: Deaths Jester on June 08, 2007, 08:56:42 AM
Quote from: ow_tiobe_sb on June 07, 2007, 10:13:50 AM
*dons chef's hat and takes rubber chicken in hand*
Yorn desh born, der ritt de gitt der gue.
Orn desh, dee born desh, de umn: Bork! Bork! Bork!
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and The Prat in the Hat
Ohhh Noooo, it's the Swedish chef!!! Everyone run for the hills!!!
*grabs microphone and a cover band of Iron Maiden*
Run to the hiiiiills... Run for your liiiiives! Run too the hiiiiillls... Run fooor yoouuur liiiiiivveees!