Wishing you all the best, Randy!
He ain't MY leader! What with his associating with evil clones and such....
Hippo Birdie, you evil piece of work you!
that's a good way to start the morning...
FELIZ CUMPLEAƱOS!!!
Happy Birthday, Randy!
Happy sharkmen to you,
Happy sharkmen to you,
Happy sharkmen, dear Randy,
Happy sharkmen to you!
(How hungry are they now?
How hungry are they now?
How hungry are those sharkmen?
How hungry are they now?)
Zappy B-Bay Randy!
To the evilest brother on the planet........ :balloons: Happy Birthday Randy! :balloons:
Have a sinfully happy birthday Randy. Just promise you won't blow up a city to blow out your candles. ;)
Happy Birthday!
happy birthday randy
A most felicitous greeting on this most splendid of occasions, Mr. Chairman, Supreme Commander, and General Secretary Jong-il! :D
*reads previous posts*
Oh, I see! ...
HAPSY BURPDAY, RANDY!
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Phantom Bunburyist and You Know the Rest
Merry Christmas!
wait...
Happy birthday!
Hoppy Bathday!
Happy Birthday ya old man you! Good job keeping all the young whipper-snappers in line all these years!
DK
Happy bday randy!!!!!
now if i give you i present u will tell your sharkmen not to eat me righ??? right??? aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.................
...............
.........I'm dead, and mjb is dead too btw
Happy birthday, you dastardly fiend!
Happy B! :)
Happy Birthday, Randy! :lol:
Please don't kill me, Randy! :lol:
Couldn't happen to a nicer bad guy... Happy Birthday!
Have a Villainous Birthday, Ripoff.
:yipeeHAPPY BIRTHDAY RANDY, EVERYONE LOVES YOU!:yipee
Happy Birthday Randy! And thank you or everything you have done for the site and community! It is greatly appreciated! :thumbup:
Evil Birthday!
Happy Randy, Birthday!
Enjoy a unspeakable orbital anniversary, oh fearless tyrant! :thumbup:
Happy Birthday Mr Ripoff!
Just cause its your birthday and I'm feeling all giving and everything, I'll let your Sharkmen have a celebratory shot at me. Go on, I know they're scared but you may assure them I won't fight back just this once.
Birthy Hapday! :D
Happy B-Day.
When you blow out your candles, please wish for a 3rd Freedom Force game to finally enter production! :thumbup:
Or...you know, wish for that global domination thing you always wanted. Then you can force them to make it...mwahaha
*buys Randy a globe
Just to tide you until you get the real thing...*pats Sharkman
Hippsky Burpdie!
In this world of Evil villains, is there anything that can bring joy to the heart of a scurrillous one? Possibly the advent of the birthday?
Ok, maybe not.
:P
Thank you for the well-wishes. I feel so loved...sniff...
*whips out a hankie. Underneath is a button that triggers the latest doomsday device. A waiting spaceship hovers overhead*
FOOLS! I OWN YOU ALL!
*levitates into spaceship while triggering device replacing all the world's water with tapioca pudding*
As a parting shot:
SharkMen(TM)! Set lasers on supermodel! Attack!
*watches the SharkMen(TM) turn The Phantom Eyebrow into a waif-like female who can't support her own weight*
Sharkmen got transmogrification lasers!!
thank god i was already dead, and people say dying aint good ah?
Have a happy belated birthday, Randy! :thumbup: