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Title: Alert the Gamma Patrol! The Swiss are Invading!
Post by: Glitch Girl on March 02, 2007, 03:39:56 PM

Swiss accidentally invade Liechtenstein (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070302/ap_on_fe_st/mistaken_invasion)

See guys!  When you get lost ASK FOR DIRECTIONS otherwise you may cause an international incident.  :lol:
Title: Re: Alert the Gamma Patrol! The Swiss are Invading!
Post by: Mr. Hamrick on March 02, 2007, 03:50:33 PM
The Swiss have an army?

Who knew!
Title: Re: Alert the Gamma Patrol! The Swiss are Invading!
Post by: UnfluffyBunny on March 02, 2007, 03:54:08 PM
well where do you think swiss army knives came from :P

(tho you have to wonder the intentions of an army who march into battle ready to open wine bottles :huh: )
Title: Re: Alert the Gamma Patrol! The Swiss are Invading!
Post by: udasu on March 02, 2007, 04:06:07 PM
Goes well with the cheese (had to say it, yank that I am)..  :D
Title: Re: Alert the Gamma Patrol! The Swiss are Invading!
Post by: Reepicheep on March 02, 2007, 04:12:20 PM
The Swiss were also apparently quite violent during World War 2. They shot down aircrafts from both sides!
Title: Re: Alert the Gamma Patrol! The Swiss are Invading!
Post by: Alaric on March 02, 2007, 04:15:10 PM
Switzerland was known historically over a very long time for producing the best mercenaries in Europe. Of course they have an army- where else would they get the training?
Title: Re: Alert the Gamma Patrol! The Swiss are Invading!
Post by: Zapow on March 02, 2007, 08:36:59 PM
I love their cheese!
Title: Re: Alert the Gamma Patrol! The Swiss are Invading!
Post by: catwhowalksbyhimself on March 02, 2007, 09:34:26 PM
QuoteThe Swiss have an army?

Actually, every adult male in Switzerland is part of the army reserve.  Every single one must be army trained, and must own a military weapon, which they must keep in their homes, in battle-ready condition, at all times.

The only way to be neutral is to be able to whoop the tar out of anyone who ever thought of invading, which the Swiss can.
Title: Re: Alert the Gamma Patrol! The Swiss are Invading!
Post by: BentonGrey on March 02, 2007, 10:35:15 PM
Yeah, THAT is why no-one ever invades Switzerland.  It's inaccesible, and the entire populace is armed!
Title: Re: Alert the Gamma Patrol! The Swiss are Invading!
Post by: Deaths Jester on March 06, 2007, 08:32:48 AM
Quote from: UnfluffyBunny on March 02, 2007, 03:54:08 PM
well where do you think swiss army knives came from :P

(tho you have to wonder the intentions of an army who march into battle ready to open wine bottles :huh: )

What's wrong with a army that is ready open wine bottles?!?!  I've got a whole gang of guys just for that...if I 'ad an army like that...well, I might just be in 'eaven!