I can't seem to get all the effects on this mesh to work, so if someone else wants to give it a shot and re-release it, feel free. I spent most of the weekend messing with it to no avail, so I'm just going to release it as is.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/FLASH_22798/RocketRedtvlite.jpg)
I've got too much hoomework to spend any more time on this guy.