ok, this is a pretty simple one, all you do is take a famous quote, and try to come up with the most unusual "misquote" you can for it. example: "to be, or not to be" could become "two beans, or not two beans."
the misquote need not make sence, but should still sound something like the origional quote.
edit: the same quote *may* be used more than once, but it must be misquoted a different way each time.
A penny shaved is a penny burned.
If at first you don't secede, vie, vie again.
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and You Know the Rest
"Cogito ergo spoon"
("I think, therefor I am a kitchen utensil")
"It ain't over till the cat lady swings!"
It's always darkest before it's drawn.
A fowl and his monkey are soon started.
DK
An apple toupe keeps the doctor at bay.
monkey see monkey doo
The squeaky weevil gets the cheese.
Tiobe or not tiobe . . .
I am not a book
P.S. nice one yuan :lol:
Leave no scone unburned.
all for guns, and guns for all!
A hot dog in the hand means no more in the pot.
There is no fork...
FORIAMSPAM!
Now is the winter of our discount tent.
To "Leave it to Beaver or not to "Leave it to Beaver, that is the question.
The air is humid.
Veni Vermini Vamoosi
(I came, I saw a rat, I ran away)
if at first you don't plant seeds, plow, plow again.
Placket made perplex.
There is nothing to fear but a large man with a hammer!
You can't have your snake and beat it, too.
Digression is the chatter fart of vapor.
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and The Prat in the Hat
Face: The Spinal Frontier
The Large Man Spanning
always burn the other leek
The sound of gun band flapping.
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and The Prat in the Hat
the only thing we hold to dear is, fear itself!
To bath or not to bath!
Beware the ides of the March Hare!
-DJ