seriously

[bearded]

don't you think it's time for you to grow up and be a man?  all this nonsense about super heroes, it's ridiculous.  how long ago was it you put a towel around your shoulders and jumped off the roof?
now, your mother has taken all your cartoon books to the back yard and is burning them.
it's time for you to cut your hair and get a job.  it's time for you to put aside childish things.

[Reepicheep]

*jumps off the roof*

[Deaths Jester]

don't you think it's time for you to grow up and be a man?  all this nonsense about super heroes, it's ridiculous.  how long ago was it you put a towel around your shoulders and jumped off the roof?
now, your mother has taken all your cartoon books to the back yard and is burning them.
it's time for you to cut your hair and get a job.  it's time for you to put aside childish things.

Towel??  Shoulders??? What be these thinks ye speak of??

[Spam]

don't you think it's time for you to grow up and be a man?  all this nonsense about super heroes, it's ridiculous.  how long ago was it you put a towel around your shoulders and jumped off the roof?
now, your mother has taken all your cartoon books to the back yard and is burning them.
it's time for you to cut your hair and get a job.  it's time for you to put aside childish things.

Towel??  Shoulders??? What be these thinks ye speak of??

*whispers*

I think he's crazy...

FORIAMSPAM!

[bearded]

*whispers*

I think he's crazy...

FORIAMSPAM!

i heard that!
...what a mouth on you.  you didn't get that from me, i tell you what.  more like, you learn that disrespect from those beatniks you call friends.
well.  i've decided.  i've signed you up for the army.  you're going to viet nam, son.

[Spam]

But... But Dad!

Oh well, it'll be worth it. Oh, what's that, mr. Dad person? You think you know me better, eh? Well guess who signed you up for going to the crazy home? After I leave, you'll leave too. So I guess we'll both have to suffer.

And my friends are not beatniks!

...

Their more like, burrito buddies.

FORIAMSPAM!

[Deaths Jester]

But... But Dad!

Oh well, it'll be worth it. Oh, what's that, mr. Dad person? You think you know me better, eh? Well guess who signed you up for going to the crazy home? After I leave, you'll leave too. So I guess we'll both have to suffer.

And my friends are not beatniks!

...

Their more like, burrito buddies.

FORIAMSPAM!

Ohhh....Spammy's sending me a new friend to play with.  Now I can finally trade in the psychiatric dummy for some real fun in the asylum!!!  YEAH!!!!

[Spam]

Your welcome, DJ. :)

*backflip and somersaults through the room*

...

:huh:

Why did I do that....

FORIAMSPAM!

[Mr. Cow]

*brings in a limbo stick*

how low can i go!

*crack*

:wacko: that low...

FORIAMSPAM!

i mean...

FORIAMMR. COW!

[Spam]

Dude!

*pulls you off of the floor, on ye feet*

Wait, what am I doing?

*pushes ye back on the floor*

That's for saying my line! And for your information, I am not a Mr. Cow, good sir! But since you said it, I guess that means you are, and aren't a spam... So... That means your the cow, and I'm the Spam, and... Oh look, there's my ride. See ya!

*zooms off for the ARMY bus thing*

FORIAMSPAM!

[Toxic_J]

Oook... No more chocolate for you guys.

[Sevenforce]

What about dwugs? We're still allowed our dwugs wight?

*hugs the ceiling for being oh-so-sweet and stopping the rain from falling upside down on our heads which would make us be taken over by the lizard overlords after the aliens from the planet billorwakk fly over and beam down thought preventing rays into the worlds living room tv sets*

Run on sentence ftw!

[General Jerky]

*drops soap and sprays slippery gel all over Sven* Can you pick that up for me  ^_^

[Night Dragon]

taken over by the lizard overlords

Bow to me cretins!!! BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAAAAAAAA!!

[the_ultimate_evil]

Bow to me cretins!!! BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAAAAAAAA!!

bow to a pair of boots NEVVVVVVVA


*kicks ND in the nuts and runs*

[Spam]

*trips ultimate evil for some no apparant reason and runs*

FORIAMSPAM!

[General Jerky]

Bow to me cretins!!! BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAAAAAAAA!!

bow to a pair of boots NEVVVVVVVA


*kicks ND in the nuts and runs*

Can I have what he calls his wings?

[bearded]

i have of late...lost all my marbles.  i know not where.

[General Jerky]

[the_ultimate_evil]

ARGHHHHHHH ITS THE HUMAN FACE SATAN CAT

[Spam]

AAAAAGGGHHH!

IT'S...

...

KRUSTY THE KLOWN! RUUUUUUUUUN!

FORIAMSPAM!

[Deaths Jester]

AAAAAGGGHHH!

IT'S...

...

KRUSTY THE KLOWN! RUUUUUUUUUN!

FORIAMSPAM!

Krust the Klown?!?!?!  Sah-weet!!  *reappears wearing his Krusty the Klown outfit*  Hey-hey-hey kids!!!

[Spam]

*screams so loud that he can't scream*

*sprays mace in Krusty's face*

*tries to run, but gets caught by KRUSTY security*

*kicks and screams 'till they bring him to Krusty*

*hopes he doesn't have to use brutal force to run*

FORIAMSPAM!

[Night Dragon]

*kicks ND in the nuts and runs*

i have of late...lost all my marbles.  i know not where.

Those aren't your marbles, bub. Owwies.

*sucker punches UE in his jimmies*