Last one to post here rules this forum!

[GGiant]

*freezes Vamp*

-MJB

Undead, Reincarnated or Revived?

[GGiant]

Am I ruling now?

[randyripoff]

Am I ruling now?

Ruling?  Your death?  Absolutely.

*impales GGiant with one million sewing needles dipped in curare*

[kkhohoho]

Am I ruling now?

Ruling?  Your death?  Absolutely.

*impales GGiant with one million sewing needles dipped in curare*

Is this new dish edible?  It does look rather tasty, but I'm afraid of getting food poisoning...

[GGiant]

Am I ruling now?

Ruling?  Your death?  Absolutely.

*impales GGiant with one million sewing needles dipped in curare*

Is this new dish edible?  It does look rather tasty, but I'm afraid of getting food poisoning...

*is revived*
Don't eat me kkhohoho, I'm a vegetarian! :angry:

[kkhohoho]

Am I ruling now?

Ruling?  Your death?  Absolutely.

*impales GGiant with one million sewing needles dipped in curare*

Is this new dish edible?  It does look rather tasty, but I'm afraid of getting food poisoning...

*is revived*
Don't eat me kkhohoho, I'm a vegetarian! :angry:

Yes, you are, but I most certainly am not!  Now, would you mind turning that oven over there up to 450 degrees of heat and then stepping inside it? It would be most appreciated.

[GGiant]

Am I ruling now?

Ruling?  Your death?  Absolutely.

*impales GGiant with one million sewing needles dipped in curare*

Is this new dish edible?  It does look rather tasty, but I'm afraid of getting food poisoning...

*is revived*
Don't eat me kkhohoho, I'm a vegetarian! :angry:

Yes, you are, but I most certainly am not!  Now, would you mind turning that oven over there up to 450 degrees of heat and then stepping inside it? It would be most appreciated.

Fahrenheit or Celsius? 

[kkhohoho]

Am I ruling now?

Ruling?  Your death?  Absolutely.

*impales GGiant with one million sewing needles dipped in curare*

Is this new dish edible?  It does look rather tasty, but I'm afraid of getting food poisoning...

*is revived*
Don't eat me kkhohoho, I'm a vegetarian! :angry:

Yes, you are, but I most certainly am not!  Now, would you mind turning that oven over there up to 450 degrees of heat and then stepping inside it? It would be most appreciated.

Fahrenheit or Celsius? 

Fahrenheit of course, but certainly not the Fahrenheit in the future where most books are destroyed.

[GGiant]

Am I ruling now?

Ruling?  Your death?  Absolutely.

*impales GGiant with one million sewing needles dipped in curare*

Is this new dish edible?  It does look rather tasty, but I'm afraid of getting food poisoning...

*is revived*
Don't eat me kkhohoho, I'm a vegetarian! :angry:

Yes, you are, but I most certainly am not!  Now, would you mind turning that oven over there up to 450 degrees of heat and then stepping inside it? It would be most appreciated.

Fahrenheit or Celsius? 

Fahrenheit of course, but certainly not the Fahrenheit in the future where most books are destroyed.

Then I won't step inside!

[bat1987]

*Pushes GGiant in the oven*

And posts last of course! Booyah!

[vamp]

*Pushes GGiant in the oven*

And posts last of course! Booyah!

*eats bat1987*
Tastes like chicken...the rabies give it an extra kick.

and posts last of course! Hayoob!

[GGiant]

*Pushes GGiant in the oven*

And posts last of course! Booyah!

*eats bat1987*
Tastes like chicken...the rabies give it an extra kick.

and posts last of course! Hayoob!

*opens oven door*
*door hits vamp and bat 1987*

[Spam]

*pushes everyone else in that's gathered around the oven*

Hey! I thought this was my oven!

...

oooh, pie!

[ow_tiobe_sb]

*quietly affixes a boutonnière to TPE's lapel*

There now.  Don't you look the proper date for a dandy!  I trust you understand that I expect the first four and the last two dances on your card will belong to me.  *bats eyelashes demurely and discretely adjusts the straps on his purple satin gown*

ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and [THIS SPACE AVAILABLE FOR LEASE TO NEW DUAL TITLE TENANT]

[randyripoff]

*bats eyelashes demurely and discretely adjusts the straps on his purple satin gown*

*unruly ruffian SharkMen(TM) show up and begin ogling the cutie in the purple gown*

[Deaths Jester]

Uhhh...I'm going to stand far away from that over there.  *points at TPB*

[vamp]

*climbs out oven and runs to DJ*
*gnaws at his hat*

[ow_tiobe_sb]

*unruly ruffian SharkMen(TM) show up and begin ogling the cutie in the purple gown*

Zounds!  Butch and his gang are out of juvie again! *fixing TPE with a stern stare* I hope you are prepared to defend my honour, mister, or there'll be no cuddling in the limousine.  *taps toe impatiently and opens her Coach ™ wristlet to look for her bottle of pepper spray*

ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and [THIS SPACE AVAILABLE FOR LEASE TO NEW DUAL TITLE TENANT]

[kkhohoho]

*taps toe impatiently and opens her Coach ™ wristlet to look for her bottle of pepper spray*

But...

*bats eyelashes demurely and discretely adjusts the straps on his purple satin gown*

WHAT ARE YOU?!  *Gets out a beating stick.*

[GGiant]

*taps toe impatiently and opens her Coach ™ wristlet to look for her bottle of pepper spray*

But...

*bats eyelashes demurely and discretely adjusts the straps on his purple satin gown*

WHAT ARE YOU?!  *Gets out a beating stick.*

THAT's IT!*steals kkhohoho evil reindeer*

[ow_tiobe_sb]

WHAT ARE YOU?!

TPE's date, of course. *casually floods kkhohoho's eyes with pepper spray*

ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and [THIS SPACE AVAILABLE FOR LEASE TO NEW DUAL TITLE TENANT]

[vamp]

WHAT ARE YOU?!

TPE's date, of course. *casually floods kkhohoho's eyes with bleach spray*

ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and [THIS SPACE AVAILABLE FOR LEASE TO NEW DUAL TITLE TENANT]

better

[Deaths Jester]

*climbs out oven and runs to DJ*
*gnaws at his hat*

Ummm...I don't bloody well wear a hat...go chew on TPE!!!

[kkhohoho]

WHAT ARE YOU?!

TPE's date, of course. *casually floods kkhohoho's eyes with bleach spray*

ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and [THIS SPACE AVAILABLE FOR LEASE TO NEW DUAL TITLE TENANT]

better

MY EYES!!! THEY BLEACH!!!

[GGiant]

WHAT ARE YOU?!

TPE's date, of course. *casually floods kkhohoho's eyes with bleach spray*

ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and [THIS SPACE AVAILABLE FOR LEASE TO NEW DUAL TITLE TENANT]

better

MY EYES!!! THEY BLEACH!!!

RED EYES!!! THEY BLEACH!!!

[randyripoff]

*The SharkMen(TM) set lasers on "emasculate" and turn The Phantom Eyebrow into a whimpering, simpering girly-man, clearing the way for them to have their way with the doll*

[GGiant]

*The SharkMen(TM) set lasers on "emasculate" and turn The Phantom Eyebrow into a whimpering, simpering girly-man, clearing the way for them to have their way with the doll*

I thought he was already a girly-man, does this mean the effect is gonna be reversed or now his eyebrow is only make-up?

[The Phantom Eyebrow]

*The SharkMen(TM) set lasers on "emasculate" and turn The Phantom Eyebrow into a whimpering, simpering girly-man, clearing the way for them to have their way with the doll*

Well, I was worried about this gang of Sharks muscling in on my dame but I much bigger worries now.  *Sobs*. Don't mind me though, no you go on with what you're doing...   I... I...

* Exits thread, attempting to steal the Sharkmen's dictionaries away from them as he goes *

[vamp]

*gnaws on TPE*

[ow_tiobe_sb]

Well, I was worried about this gang of Sharks muscling in on my dame but I much bigger worries now.  *Sobs*. Don't mind me though, no you go on with what you're doing...   I... I...

* Exits thread, attempting to steal the Sharkmen's dictionaries away from them as he goes *

*sigh* Never send a man to do a woman's job.

*The Dancefloor Bunburyist reaches a right hand behind and, after some unseen negotiation with her gown, produces a cane--along with a cellular phone, a ring of keys, two lip gloss applicators, three credit cards, a Webkinz ™ doll, and a pound of wadded up Kleenex ™--from an undisclosed location.  Re-stowing the rest of her belongings and brandishing the cane, TDB issues the following warning to the ogling chondrichthyes before him with a fixed look of inescapable peril.*

This was supposed to me MY special date, boys!  Call off your dogs, erm, fish, Butch, or, I swear, the two gentlemen in your cloacae will go on a short, sharp, incisive, and decisive date with my sticky thing.  Do it NOW!

ow_tiobe_sb
Dancefloor Bunburyist and [THIS SPACE AVAILABLE FOR LEASE TO NEW DUAL TITLE TENANT]