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Started by Glitch Girl, January 19, 2017, 04:57:25 PM

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Glitch Girl

What's really going on behind the scenes at the LexCorp offices!
You won't believe it!


When this miracle doctor met Talia Al'Ghul - you'll never guess what happened next.


10 ways to get superpowers!
#5 is FANTASTIC!


16 Photos that will show just how fit Wonder Woman Really Is!


Are you a mutant?  Take this simple quiz and find out!


Plastic Surgeons Hate Him!
Matt Hagan Shares this 1 Secret to Perfect Skin!


The video Tony Stark DOESN'T want you to see!


Power Girl had no idea the Cameras were still rolling...


10 Reasons Spider-Man is Threat to New York! 
Number 6 is a Shocker!


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Just trying out an idea.  Feel free to add.
-Glitch Girl

"Cynicism is not maturity, do not mistake the one for the other. If you truly cannot accept a story where someone does the right thing because it's the right thing to do, that says far more about who you are than these characters." - Greg Rucka

Deaths Jester

Ooooo....but what about Talia Al'Ghul's sex tape with Bruce Wayne? We all know that's out there...
Avatar picture originally a Brom painting entitled Marionette.

thalaw2

I saw that the Hulk was arrested in Australia for illegal steroids.  It's great that I can buy these same steroids legally in the US to increase my muscle mass.
革命不会被电视转播

daglob

[Picture of Carol Danvers from Marvel Super Heroes 1968]

You wouldn't believe what she looks like now!

HarryTrotter

-Why Hollywood wont cast Marvel Man any more?
-Generation X,where are they now?
-This 75 Year old looks like hes 35.Dermatologist everywhere hate him.
-10 event comics you didnt know were sequels
''Even our origin stories have gone sour.''
Jon Farmer

Reepicheep

News reporter goes into phone booth. What happened next will blow your mind!

Glitch Girl

What are they hiding?
Is your boyfriend a vigiante?  Take this simple quiz!
-Glitch Girl

"Cynicism is not maturity, do not mistake the one for the other. If you truly cannot accept a story where someone does the right thing because it's the right thing to do, that says far more about who you are than these characters." - Greg Rucka

daglob

Reminds me of something I saw years ago that would also fit:

Are you a mutant? Take this easy test!

Reepicheep

Adults all over the internet are stumped by this riddle given to preschool children. Can you solve it, Batman?

Glitch Girl

He thought it was a normal trip to the Gotham Novelty Shop until this happened!

20 Signs You're a Pre-Nu52 Kid

Superman and Lois Lane Secret Affair!
Does Clark Kent know?
-Glitch Girl

"Cynicism is not maturity, do not mistake the one for the other. If you truly cannot accept a story where someone does the right thing because it's the right thing to do, that says far more about who you are than these characters." - Greg Rucka

spydermann93

#10
Spider-Man Killed His Wife HOW?!?
Top 10 reasons to not marry a superhero
Presented by Cracked

Also, I lost it at "does Clark Kent know?". Great joke there, GG!

daglob

Quote from: daglob on January 23, 2017, 10:35:17 PM
Reminds me of something I saw years ago that would also fit:

Are you a mutant? Take this easy test!

I just noticed Glitch Girl posted this already. Could have sworn that I read the first post in this thread...

Deaths Jester

T'Challa and Storm's divorce papers: You'll be amazed at who got Wakanda!
Avatar picture originally a Brom painting entitled Marionette.

Deaths Jester

Batman photographed cheating on Catwoman with Posion Ivy; claims he was mind controlled. Our experts say otherwise.
Avatar picture originally a Brom painting entitled Marionette.

spydermann93

Should've copied Robin's idea of rubber lips. For shame...

Deaths Jester

Feel like you've been revised? Does your past seem different than what you remember? The truth behind Convergance and Secret Wars.
Avatar picture originally a Brom painting entitled Marionette.

Deaths Jester

Defenitive proof the Guardians of Oa are smurfs! You won't believe your eyes!
Avatar picture originally a Brom painting entitled Marionette.

thalaw2

The secret affair between John Stewart and Barbara Gordon that nobody knew about 
The real reason Batgirl was confided to a wheelchair.
革命不会被电视转播

thalaw2

"The Fastest Man in the World" A blessing and a curse
Iris West reveals that all.
革命不会被电视转播

Glitch Girl

How Disney Princesses would look if they were Parademons!
-Glitch Girl

"Cynicism is not maturity, do not mistake the one for the other. If you truly cannot accept a story where someone does the right thing because it's the right thing to do, that says far more about who you are than these characters." - Greg Rucka

daglob

[Picture of a runty, one-eyed sailor with bulgy forearms]

What secret makes this man a veritable Hercules?

Deaths Jester

Ben Parker spotted alive and well, living next door to Elvis in Memphis trailer park!!!
Avatar picture originally a Brom painting entitled Marionette.

daglob

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Quote from: Deaths Jester on January 25, 2017, 07:06:58 PM
Ben Parker spotted alive and well, living next door to Elvis in Memphis trailer park!!!

You forgot: Marylin Monroe owns the trailer park.


Now this:

[picture of Barry Allen Flash]
"I came back."

[picture of Superman]
"I came back."

[picture of Batman]
"Get out of my face."

[picture of Hal Jordan Green Lantern]
"I came back."

How to come back from almost anything-celebrities share their secrets.

Deaths Jester

The Secrets to the Batcave and Batman's "secret room" revealed!!!!
Avatar picture originally a Brom painting entitled Marionette.

Deaths Jester

Robin caught fighting crime alone! Could this be the end for the dynamic duo?
Avatar picture originally a Brom painting entitled Marionette.

daglob

Quote from: Deaths Jester on January 25, 2017, 10:31:59 PM
Robin caught fighting crime alone! Could this be the end for the dynamic duo?

"Be here tomorrow; same Bat-time, same Bat-channel."

[picture of a blonde woman in a red cloak holding up an apple]

"This apple holds the secret to a long life."

This one is going into Norse mythology (or "Tales of Asgard").

HarryTrotter

Quote from: Deaths Jester on January 25, 2017, 01:37:00 AM
T'Challa and Storm's divorce papers: You'll be amazed at who got Wakanda!
But who got the royal harem and the cure for cancer?
''Even our origin stories have gone sour.''
Jon Farmer

daglob

Have you been replaced by a Skrull? Twelve signs that you have.

Hikers stumble on an old HYDRA base and are astonished at what they found...

The metagene myth debunked.

Glitch Girl

Terra Kept this Hidden Throughout Her Time in Teen Titans!

Bruce Wayne's IQ is Unerving!

Is This Penny Palmer Stock About to Grow?
-Glitch Girl

"Cynicism is not maturity, do not mistake the one for the other. If you truly cannot accept a story where someone does the right thing because it's the right thing to do, that says far more about who you are than these characters." - Greg Rucka

Deaths Jester

See what Spiderman revealed that has his fans outraged!!

J. Jonah Jameson - hero hater or secret hero fetish freak? You'll be amazed at what we found!
Avatar picture originally a Brom painting entitled Marionette.