What?

[Nyte Dragon]

Huh?

[PreRaphaelite]

Huh?

You heard me the first time.

This topic is reserved for people with no wings, or with a wingspan of at least 2ft.

As it seems you fail all three of these requirements, I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to ask you to leave.

We also... *ahem* don't look too highly on customers who... *ahem*...   

...Please put some clothes on.

[Nyte Dragon]

We also... *ahem* don't look too highly on customers who... *ahem*...   

...Please put some clothes on.

You know you can't look away. Bask in the glory of my nekkidness! I see you eyeing my tail!
*Shakes his moneymaker*

[PreRaphaelite]

With every shake of his hips, I feel my eyes bleed out the tattered remnants of my soul.

And yet... I CAN'T LOOK AWAY...

The horror.... The horror...

*Pulls out a pair of scissors*

*Eyes ND with sinister intent*

*Reconsiders*

*Pulls out a pair of nail scissors instead*

I can think of one way to end the shaking...

[Mr. Hamrick]

and yet more proof of his tiny wingspan as he shakes said money maker.

[ow_tiobe_sb]

*averts his eyes* Please behave yourself, sir!  Don't you know that every shake of your moneymaker increases the rate of inflation expontentially?

ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Whirled Braker

[Deaths Jester]

WHAT?!?!?!  There's nekkid moneymaker shaking allowed here and no one told me?!?!?!  What's wrong with you blokes?

[Panther_Gunn]

*That's* a "moneymaker"?  I didn't realize you were *that* strapped for cash......and will continue to be, from the looks of things.